* Posts by Roq D. Kasba

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Top of the bots: This AI isn't a cold, cruel killing machine – it's a pop music hit machine

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Re: may be possible one day to ask AI to create songs

Cowell and co...

The rights position is interesting though - if a monkey isn't a natural person and so is unable to open copyright of a selfie, these tracks are automatically public domain I guess...

Let's see how long Sonybot keeps composing if they are...

Yeah, that '50bn IoT devices by 2020' claim is a load of dog toffee

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More about standards than security

Of course IoT security is a joke, that's partly because nobody has sat down and said "Of course IoT security is a joke". There are as many protocols racing ahead as there are devices. If they opted into a standard, any sensible standard would contain a pathway to update firmware and a basic security model so that my kettle isn't a peer of my laptop.

Standards would also mean being able to buy best of breed, so a Philips light bulb and a LG telly and a Samsung fridge and a GoPro/whoever CCTV and..., and... And that would mean a market for third party control interfaces and apps instead of the current buggers muddle. That's the dream all this IoT speculation relies upon. But as with every good standards war, everybody loses because consumers don't trust that they'll get long term support, so don't invest in case they back the wrong dog. And without consumer investment, manufacturers see no market.

There's nothing inherently difficult about IoT and making it good, just this isn't the place to start from. Instead, form a IoT Alliance, get some basic standards and patent pool out there and get an "IoT Ready" logo out there, and promote it across the board. Make it IP6 only, make it able to sign up to any IoT-nominated (partitioned) route to the internet securely, manage the virtual networks centrally so my light bulb isn't watching my online banking traffic...

I can't be the only one who thinks that doing a professional job of this is worthwhile? It's worked out ok for WiFi standardisation, or Bluetooth etc.

Trump's plan: Tariffs on electronics, ban on skilled tech migrants, turn off the internet

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Re: Don't worry

Serafinowicz, thank fuck.

USA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

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Maybe, but Obama was a face people wanted to talk to, trump is just a cunt.

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Re: And we thought BREXIT was bad

Look on the bright side, the pound may revalue against the dollar as it sinks

'Inventor of email' receives damages from Gawker's collapsed empire

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Re: "a world-renowned systems scientist, inventor and entrepreneur"

It's actually a reductive statement, that he isn't famous on any other planets.

What should the Red Arrows' new aircraft be?

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PARIS, obviously

LH would get it

Sound-mufflers chuck acoustic sleep blanket at the noise-plagued

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Re: From the website:

120V 60Hz limitation must be pretty arbitrary in such a system. It can't be relying on 60Hz for a reference frequency or anything, and indeed I'll bet the internal electrons are all nicely queued DC style so the IC's can work and speakers don't carry their own 60/120Hz hum.

Smartmobe made 'intermittent bright flashes and a hissing noise' in Biz class seat

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Re: I wonder

Cabins are pressurised to the equivalent of ~8000', so it's not really a big deal

Paid Wikipedia-fiddling on wheels

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Re: Wrong dialling code

In these days of VoIP it's even more meaningless, I have an 0203 number I can use in London, Bristol, or Cairo equally well

Is this the worst Blockchain idea you've ever heard?

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I can go one worse - blockchain as a streaming platform.

You're fired (into space)! Trump tops Martian ejaculation poll

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Re: Let the hate flow...

We're honoured that you're sharing your great intellect with us by inspecting the rocket before the team get in there. To do it properly, you'll need to pull this door closed. No, of course there's no way it can take off without everyone in mission control office switching their keys all together

My Nest smoke alarm was great … right up to the point it went nuts

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Re: Profiling & monetization

Well, in IoT world, that smoke detector is smart enough to advise your fridge to not automatically order milk seeing as the house burnt down, but you might need some new pans ordering from Amazon.

A year living with the Nexus 5X – the good, the bad, and the Nougat

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Re: Hmmm...

For anyone wondering if it's worth trying a new launcher, it's worth giving Nova a go, it's so configurable you can pick and choose the things you like about different interfaces and munge them into your own. Good enough that I bought the pay version after a year or so

Got a great IoT story to tell? You have until Friday to let us know

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Re: Well I for one . . .

I got two 3D printers, they mated, knee deep in the fuckers now.

Microsoft will let you pass and fail cert exams at the same time

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Minesweeper Champion Solitaire Expert

Analyst: iPhone 7 points to price jump

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Re: Apple phone prices have rocketed!

Holy cunting fuck, I thought you were probably mistaken or lying about the £819 pricepoint. Apparently not. There's even a model £81 shy of a grand.

iPhone 7 Price in UK (United Kingdom):

iPhone 7 Model: iPhone 7 Price: UK

iPhone 7 32GB £599

iPhone 7 128GB £699

iPhone 7 256GB £799

iPhone 7 Plus 32GB £719

iPhone 7 Plus 128GB £819

iPhone 7 Plus 256GB £919

Oracle's cloud strategy is simple – woo and win the latecomers

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Burnt by Oracle

Not sure that's something you do twice.

What says Internet of Things better than a Bluetooth-controlled smart candle?

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Re: ooooooooo, so close

Brilliant - they seem to be changing hands for under £30, and with a battery life of a month they will make decent office phones - too damn inconvenient to leave in your pocket by mistake.

Apple iPhone 7 launch hysteria? Not in Viking land

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Re: Maybe they own headphones...

Next year they're going to courageously go to a mono 160*160px screen

Reg Programming Compo: 22 countries, 137 entries and... wow – loads of Python

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Please tell me you put all the results in a file

And let the software vote for who it wanted to win

Meet Deliveroo's ‘bold and impactful’ new logo. No, really

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Re: K9

I got rabbit, rather than K9, but totally see the V's up.

Big data busts crypto: 'Sweet32' captures collisions in old ciphers

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Re: "Decrypt the login cookie."

I think it's similar to the Enigma break, the end sites are about creating enough repeated cleartext that observing the encrypted traffic yields some clues.

Google 'Solitaire' ... Just do it

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Re: TTT.

Considering a computer can kick your arse at Go, TTT can be solved by a 10 year old.

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Re: Warning!

If it asks for a password, try JOSHUA or JOSHUA5 (book and screenplay disagree. Either way, very fucking low entropy passwords in the circumstances. Not even J05HU4 - are we sure this guy was a leet developer back in the 80's?

What wedding cake would an engineer make? A LEGO one

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Hmmm does the opacity of this tape affect its adhesion? No? Job done.

Labour election 2FA fail

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Even still not 2FA

Something you have

Something you know

Something you are

Something you know and something else you know is the same factor twice.

London cops hunt for drone pilots who tried dropping drugs into jail

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Re: Solution

Solitary

VeraCrypt security audit: Four PGP-encoded emails VANISH

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One time pad

And ham/shortwave radio, that's the only way to communicate

£1m military drone crashed in Wales after crew disabled anti-crash systems – report

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Pitot Tube barometric pressure - I thought the pitot was specifically dynamic pressure, and you'd use the difference between it and the static (barometric) pressure to calculate airspeed. Always thought barometric pressure is from a ideways-facing sensor specifically to avoid dynamic pressure. Am I confused, or the author?

Boffins' blur-busting face recognition can ID you with one bad photo

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Re: Amazing

Anyone else thinking of that scene in Four Lions?

Julian AssangeTM to meet investigators in London

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Assange, the Anti-Snowden

Self-imposed exile for a sense of grandeur. The only thing worse for Assange than extradition world be not to be extradited.

Google Chrome will beat Flash to death with a shovel: Why... won't... you... just... die!

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Goodbye Flash. In your day you were great, but now you're a liability and it's time to bow out with honour, and go the way of Shockwave, Real Player, etc. And if you wouldn't mind helping Java along, that would be kind.

London's 'automatic' Tube trains suffered 750 computer failures last year

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Re: boom

2 tubes at once? Ouch!

UK tops European charts ... for carder fraud

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What's the Brexit angle?

We really need a new icon for it, 'cos I don't see one beyond some other European countries being listed.

Your 'intimate personal massager' – cough – is spying on you

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Re: Let your fingers do the walking

... Feed the Pony, ...

Windows 10 Anniversary Update is borking boxen everywhere

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Re: Schrödinger's Laptop

Should be independent. Cats walking on keyboard is a good randomiser, but not if you're trying to work, at which point the fact the keyboard is getting all the attention will guarantee a keyboard trampling

Broken BitBank Bitfinex shaves 36% from all accounts

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In God We Trust

Because every other fucker is out to get us.

I get it, bitcoin is very clever and has some advantages for transfers and for its grey position as a currency making it harder to track and tax. A lot of people, though, seemed to speculate on the pseudocurrency using irrationality and lack of understanding to pump and dump leaving the tabloid money section investors in the shit. I'm wondering how many of the existing accounts and value is held by the same speculators, how much by money launderers, and how much by cyberextortion ransomware companies, how much by darknet child pornographers and addictive substance suppliers, and how much by the average Joe holding a few to pay for essential groceries.

My hunch is that almost everyone affected is someone I don't care was affected, and may they suffer their losses with good grace.

Three times as bad as malware: Google shines light on pay-per-install

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I had it on Android, so let's not be too hasty blaming one OS manufacturer, eh?

Bimodal IT: Let the backlash begin

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Re: Gartner

Congratulations, El Reg, for not just posting the Gartner press releases after the modest harrumphing in the comments of the "Gartner says DevOps are a thing" cycle of articles. Gartner seem to make up press releases for insecure managers to give them new boardroom buzzwords to chase, with no real grounding in technology.

The developer died 14 years ago, here's a print out of his source code

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Getting fucked over by a client

Yes indeed - I can totally believe it with a UAE client, having dealt with projects in UAE before. If something is for the Royal Court, it's not impossible, for instance, for it to take 2-3 years to get paid.

Mind you I've dealt with some gold-plated shits in the UK, too. Credible threats help, but you have to pick your battles. And take comfort in any petty revenge you can take and spreading the word quietly with your contacts. I just forked a £1.5M investment deal an arsehole ex-client had lined up by letting the backer know just how how crappily I'd been treated in case it had any bearing on their idea how they'd be treated (people are consistent)

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Be wary of that PO

It's worth offering a discount for prepayment. Maybe you've not had someone dicking you around for post-payment yet, but when you meet that special customer, you'll wish you'd just discounted for prepayment :,-(

$67M in bitcoin stolen as hacking typhoon lashes Hong Kong's Bitfinex

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Big numbers stolen

But special big numbers that don't represent anything in the tangible world, so the people who were temporary noon-exclusive stewards of those numbers are really upset.

What's ordered in Vegas, doesn't stay in Vegas? $6.7m of printer ink 'stolen by office worker'

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Re: accounting 101 anyone

Difference in Argon purity is a bit like SLA's. Managers want "five nines uptime" until they see the price, and then agree that three nines is plenty of nines.

Don't use a VPN in United Arab Emirates – unless you wanna risk jail and a $545,000 fine

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Re: This is the same country...

Dubai has tourism and money laundering, but no oil to speak of. Then Abu has a shedload of oil.

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Re: Legitimate use of VPN fine?

I'd imagine it'll be enforced along the lines of the way alcohol laws are enforced - with complete hypocrisy and as an excuse to collar you if they want to. It's technically illegal to consume alcohol without a personal licence, which you can get as a resident, but not as a visitor. That's right, those drinks you had on holiday in Dubai could have seen you get 70 lashes or a couple of years inside. Yet the hotels all sell booze. And it's not a problem for almost all people almost all of the time, but when it is a problem, it's a big one. Ask that honeymooning husband a couple of years back...

The VPN thing is going to be partly military driven (they listen in on walkie-talkie traffic and I'll bet a quid they could listen to your cellphone calls without problems, seeing as the only two networks are government ones) and partly financial (a penny going to Skype is one not going to Etisalat/Du - and that's a lot of pennies going on OTT).

Most likely you'll still watch your VPN mucky movies and Netflix just fine almost all of the time for almost everyone visiting, but if the police do want a chat with you for any reason it'll become another part of what you'll be fucked for.

Fear not, humanity – Saint Elon has finished part two of his world-saving 'master plan'

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Re: Tesla's answer to Uber

How much of this is insurmountable? Considering the guy has developed space rockets and electric cars, let's assume he's probably able to put a lock on a glove box, or have an autonomous vehicle self-test/drive itself to service point for a sensor polish before switching over to the Tesla Taxis fleet insurance policy?

Do you really think airliners can't fly themselves, by the way? There's a classic aviation joke that modern planes are designed to have a pilot and a dog in the cockpit - the dog's there to make sure nobody touches the controls, and the pilot is there to feed the dog.

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I never knew what to make of Elon

I used to think he was a big talker who'd got lucky with his dotcomboomandbust1.0 selloff , but he does seem to be more than that. He actually does actual business, and makes things happen, and has genuine vision.

USA, sack Trump off - this is the guy Trump pretends to be.

BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade'

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Better still, the 'El Capitan' upgrade that broke compatibility for Macs.

Drone bloke cuffed after gizmo stops firemen tackling forest inferno

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Re: Sounds like nonsense to me

I don't think your analogy of the cars on the pitch with extra dimensions is a useful one. It's a constrained space with maneuverability issues, and no vortices, etc. Driving on the centre spot doesn't affect the penalty box, whereas with the huge downdrafts from the chopper and thermal updrafts from the hot land, plus localised eddies caused by the combination mean the bodies are loosely coupled if in proximity. Especially both are aiming towards the same area where the fire is. They are in contention for airspace, so the analogy is more like both cars being in the penalty box - on a trampoline/rubber sheet.

Another significant difference is that driving over a remote controlled car is a $100 annoyance, sucking a drone into your powerful helicopter jet at low altitude above fire is $1M, a life guaranteed lost, and the damage caused by trying to rescue the body, plus the extra aviation fuel exacerbating a fire you can no longer extinguish.

This is why I don't think it's a useful comparison.

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