* Posts by J.Smith

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Hackers emit 9GB of stolen Macron 'emails' two days before French presidential election

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Noobs

The Russians need to up their game a little, and take a leaf out the USA's book, and plain invade more countries. This is just quaint meddling. Where's the coup's? Where's the bombs? They're such noobs.

It's a question worth asking: Why is the FCC boss being such a jerk?

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But these people aren't stupid

They just act stupid for attention, they know what they're doing perfectly well, and there's method and reasoning. It's a disservice to say they're dumb, because they're not, conniving and sleekit are more accurate.

Facebook decides fake news isn't crazy after all. It's now a real problem

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I'm wise to this fake news thing. I get my info direct from The Sun and the BBC, they both work hard to tell me what to think.

China launches aircraft carrier the length of 13.6 brontosauruses

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These mean nothing to me, I only know football pitches and olympic size swimming pools.

Microsoft cracks open patch mega-bundles for biz admins, will separate security, stability fixes

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Pah! Yeah, well! They're still evil. Win98 all the way, does what I want an OS to do. They'll have to do better than that to get me.

Alaska dentist 'pulled out patient's tooth while riding a hoverboard'

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Is it safe?

What I wonder, is, is it safe? Is it safe?? Is it safe?

Zuckerberg's absolutely mental: Brain sensors that read YOUR MIND at 100 words a minute

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No escape

Maybe these people will make a world so horrible, I'll be able to escape into an artificial one provided for me, where I have privacy, and can keep myself to myself... via Facebook of course. Here's hoping.

TCP/IP headers leak info about what you're watching on Netflix

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My sentiments too, what's wrong with Gilmore Girls, and who'd want to hide watching it? My fetish for The Golden Girls on the other hand, I'm keeping that secret.

Murdoch will get EU green light for full Sky takeover – reports

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Monoploy

Is the monopoly and mergers commission still a thing? Or was that consolidated too.

Amazon looks between the couch cushions for US$70m for kids' in-app spending spree refunds

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Given their labour practices, I think they'd consider docking the money from their employees' pay.

Indian Business Machines? One-third of Big Blue staff based there and Bangladesh

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Bright

Look on the bright side. When we're done with Brexit, and labour costs are lowered in Britain, we'll be a good source of cheap labour, able to be competitive and flexible enough to compete at the bottom. The future is bright, you just need the right perspective.

Sources: Misco sold to Hilco Capital, care home for the distressed

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More asset stripping. It's the modern way.

After London attack, UK gov lays into Facebook, Google for not killing extremist terror pages

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I wonder, if I tried, I could find prurient titillation stories on the on the Daily Mail website in 2 minutes.

US Senate votes to let broadband ISPs sell your browser histories

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Rule by the rich, for the rich. There's a name for that, but it escapes me just now, I must Google it.

New iPad revealed. Big price cut is main feature

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Count me in

Your article sounds so cynical. In reality, Apple are doing a marvellous job, and a red phone! Count me in! And they're contributing to charity, that's a poke in the eye to people who criticise them for not paying taxes.

Microsoft cloud TITSUP: Skype, Outlook, Xbox, OneDrive, Hotmail down

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How dare they!!!!1

Typical M$ &%$£&^$. Why do they have to ruin everything, so evil. This proves they really are the devil incarnate, as if proof were needed. I hate &&%£&*^ M$ so much.

Google borks its Drive Windows app – after pushing out unfinished buggy version to public

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Gimp

Not just MS

I see, it's not just evil MS that &%$*-up things.

Germany to Facebook, Twitter: We are *this* close to fining you €50m unless you delete fake news within 24 hours

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Trollface

First one to mention Nazi's

Ve hav ways ov making you not talk.

Facebook, Instagram: No, you can't auto-slurp our profiles (cough, cough, border officials)

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Indeed, but there are lots of instruments of power, and many more effective than a gun.

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I wonder why government is always labelled the bad actor, as if private companies are any more respectful of human dignity. Corporate or government, six and half a dozen.

Royal Navy's newest ship formally named in Glasgow yard

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Admiral Lister

"Vice Admiral Simon Lister"... They just need a Mr Rimmer to captain the vessel, and all will be well.

COP BLOCKED: Uber app thwarted arrests of its drivers by fooling police with 'ghost cars'

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Shocked

A horrible corporate culture doing criminal acts, I'm shocked. Next they'll be tax evading.

Did you know? Amazon does film production – and it treats those workers like dirt, too*

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Tough love

I'm with Amazon on this. Humans are a resource to be used, start paying fair wages and give them rights, and they'll start getting ideas above their station.

Nokia 3310 'Supremo Putin' edition goes on sale in Russia

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Outraged citizen

Putin is so evil, mind, that he'll connect the phone up and use it to hack other countries, with his own actual hands. And it will have a button to send evil texts to manipulate other governments. His audacity will only be extended with this narcissistic accessory.

Why is this phone being allowed? This tech will only allow Putin to manipulate and control us when we vote.

US military drone goes AWOL, ends up crashing into tree 623 miles away

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The Shadow

No-one knows when and where The shadow will appear...

FCC lops off red tape around small US ISPs, y'know, things like having to own up about connection speeds

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Open for business

Red tape has to be cut to grow the economy, every self-respecting business person knows that.

Prepare your popcorn: Wikipedia deems the Daily Mail unreliable

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Left-wing front

I get my news from the Sun, I wouldn't trust Wikipedia as far as I can't throw it. It's a left-wing front, deeply anti-American.

It's official: Ejit – sorry – Ajit Pai is new FCC boss (he's the one who hates network neutrality)

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Pah

It's only 4 years, what damage could they do in 4 years?

Pharma hate figure Martin Shkreli suspended from Twitter

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Not at all just for attention seekers. Check out my Twitter @JSmith #celeb # famous #lookatme

Murdoch's 21st Century Fox agrees £18.5bn Sky takeover deal

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Competition?

More concentration of power, less choice. I thought capitalist types were all about choice and competition?

Birmingham sperm bank pulls plug after just a handful of recruits

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It was just a flash in a pan.

Microsoft goes back to the drawing board – literally, with 28" tablet and hockey puck knob

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I want to join

I want to join in with the MS bashing bandwagon, it looks fun up there, if a little crowded. I have no problems real or make-believe though.

The exploding Note 7 is no surprise – leaked Samsung doc highlights toxic internal culture

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Business as usual then

Is it news that large companies treat their workforce badly? It's standard practice, and anti-union, nothing new there. Working rights are 'red tape', we need to be 'open for business', 'business friendly', and 'flexible'.

Bloke gets six years in slammer after fessing up to £4.75m tax scam

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Think bigger

Only 4.75million? That's childs play. Now if he'd thought bigger, and went large scale like the big boys, he'd make billions, and a pat on the back, maybe even a knighthood if he was mixi(buying)ng in the right circles.

When Irish eyes are filing: Ireland to appeal Europe's $15bn Apple tax claw-back

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So the Irish Government are forcing austerity on the public, and refusing to take due taxes from Apple. Shows you who they're really working for.

Google had Obama's ear during antitrust probe

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Revolving doors

It's how corruption and business are done, everyone's a winner. Unless you're a member of the public, then it sucks to be you.

What's ordered in Vegas, doesn't stay in Vegas? $6.7m of printer ink 'stolen by office worker'

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Another copycat crime, when will it end.

US House to vote on whether poor people need mobile phones

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The poor don't need any assistance. They can live happily off the contempt their superiors have for them.

Firefox 48 beta brings 'largest change ever' thanks to 'Electrolysis'

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Re: Carp Soup

So I'm not alone in suffering freezes, good to know others suffer too. It's why I'm moving to Vivaldi (once they get bookmarks functionality). Until then it's Chrome. Though, I'm browsing this in FF, I thought I'd give ver. 47 the benefit of the doubt, and I do want to love FF, but they make it difficult.

Bloke coughs to leaking US military aircraft blueprints to China

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Isn't it a given that the Chinese and the Russians know all the US's secrets? Espionage is hardly new, and the way the Americans sub-contract out everything, there are lots of people with access to sensitive stuff, and on a low pay cheque. A little extra income on the side...

Microsoft did Nazi that coming: Teen girl chatbot turns into Hitler-loving sex troll in hours

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Tay: A river

The Tay is a river in Scotland, and a treacherous one at that, many a person has come up stuck trying to navigate it's waters.

Oh and the Tay bridge disaster, it fell down and had to be rebuilt.

California methane well leak filled a Rose Bowl a day

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Re: Carp Soup

I'm surprised Olympic sized swimming pools and football pitches aren't recognised standards. Every science programme uses those measurements.

Australia considers mass herpes release for population control

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Re: Carp Soup

What do we do the rest of the year?

Furious LastPass fans fear password wrangler's fate amid LogMeIn's gobble

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Dashlane...

Is supposed to be good. Perhaps time to look at that (and other alternatives). Shame, I love(d) LastPass.

Apple Music: First three months for free? We lasted less than 3 hours

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I suppose they'll copyright 'Music', if they haven't already.

Auto-playing video ads? People love auto-playing video ads – Twitter

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Follow me on Twitter, I regularly post what I had for dinner, and when I last did a dump. It's quality stuff.

Aye-aye Eyeo, go safely on your way-o, says German judge

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You can mute the TV for 5/6/7 mins every ad break, and turn it into a nice quiet 'me time'. I find that helps.

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