* Posts by Dabooka

1200 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Jul 2007

Got $10k to burn? Ultra-rare Piet Mondrian-esque Apple laptop is up for grabs on eBay

Dabooka

Re: "It almost looks as though it was made of Lego"

Clearly it's a toy, it's 30 years old. Surely you're not suggesting folk are buying 30 year old kit for every day computing purposes?

And again clearly the designer was trying to be original. And to be fair one could argue they were successful. Also see VW's 1995 Polo Harlequin

Nominet chooses civil war over compromise by rejecting ex-BBC Trust chairman

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EGM v2

I can only assume any appetite for support for the second vote would be greater than the first?

Surely there is likely to be an appreciation from at some of those who voted No to shift across now they can see the way the place is being ran and managed.

We have never given census data to anyone – not even the spy agencies, says the UK's Office for National Statistics

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Key word; volunteer

Right so they always flatly refuse and fight through the courts.

How can we find a list of cases heard by the courts? I appreciate they'll be redacted to hell but at least that would indicate they are fought.

Bless you: Yep, it's IBM's new name for tech services spinoff and totally not a hayfever medicine

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Re: Someone never studied etymology (or spelling)

Interesting post, thank you. Especially the example of 'copter.

However surely it's kind of irrelevant in terms of the example of Kyndryl (whatever the hell they think it means), as surely that's been created not for the English language but as a trademarkable name for a new business entity.

As I say, not to detract from your post though as I found that interesting.

Quality control, Soviet style: Here's another fine message you've gotten me into

Dabooka

Re: take care when abroad

Like most things of this ilk, these types of security measures are about keeping 'honest people honest' rather than to foil Raffles.

However as noted, it also helps keep your insurance onside along with the hotel themselves.

Dabooka

Re: Such value for money

Nivas are holding for strong cash nowadays.

I've bene in the market for one for a while and even particular scabby versions are going for quite a whack, certainly more than I'm prepared to pay (for what is a bit of a laugh / hobby for me)

Nominet ignores advice, rejects serious change despite losing CEO, chair, half its board in membership vote

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WTF?

This does not often happen...

...but I am lost for words.

Actually I have one, unfuckingbelievable.

Vegas, baby! A Register reader gambles his software will beat the manual system

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Re: French saboteurs

I love these random down votes. Clearly I disagreed with someone one day and they've held a grudge ever since

Dabooka

Re: French saboteurs

Crikey that's going back a bit!

'Imagine' if Virgin Galactic actually did sub-orbital tourism: Firm unveils new chrome job on SpaceShip III

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Re: Space Cadets

Oh lordy that takes me back.

I am nor feeling compelled to dig some out and rewatch...

Time for an upgrade: Dev of the last modern browser for PowerPC Macs calls it a day

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I just gave my venerable old G4 away

To be fair it went back 'home' to my mate who gifted it to me many moons ago.

I sourced the retail pack of OSX 10 and intended to max it out for ram and HDD too but never got around to it, whereas I know he will. Used to be a glorified juke box in my shed and ran Firefox. Dread to think how out of date that was.

And that's yet another UK education body under attack from ransomware: Servers, email, phones yanked offline

Dabooka

Re: Worlds of difference...

Great post, in particular the issues of balance between security, teaching and the understanding and willingness of parties to support this balance.

I work in a college, have done for many years and know the majority of the tech chaps well; front line and management. Now two examples spring to mind where we've hit a wall through that lack of willingness.

1. Software - It is reasonable request, and often a requirement, to have specific software for teaching staff. Where the IT chaps are great at support systems used by back office or even examination software for online tests, anything more taxing is always met with a rebuff that it can't be done for security. A case in point being the engineering team needing some CAD stuff which caused all sorts of issues due to permissions and access. Ultimately they have to use it and as you mention above once the right management tiers get involved a solution was indeed found. Okay it's limited to a couple of classrooms, possibly for licensing too I don't know for sure, but it was sorted. At the end of the day it's deployed in real world organisations so it should be doable here, right? That's not to say that checks and measures aren't needed but it would be nice if on occasion the default response was 'Okay, let's have a chat and find out what you need and what we can do' other than just an outright no.

2. External access - This one I get, it's a right headache for our chap carrying the burden. However we deal with a lot of external agencies and organisations who on occasion need to access certain information which we are obliged to provide (think regulatory checks). I've tried for a couple of years now to have a system that would allow us (not me, but the greater 'Us') to grant access to a SharePoint or whatever where limited time, read only access could be granted. No dice. The work around solutions are clunky, time-consuming and full of risks of a different nature. I've all but given up now.

The point is that in most cases is a Support service and striking a balance is really important. Education and understanding, especially of the management, really is the key to helping everyone move forward but all parties need to take a more understanding approach to the other person's views and requirements, and end users need to wake up and start learning how it all works. It's become too easy to be lazy.

You put Marmite where? Google unveils its latest AI wizardry: A cake made of Maltesers and the pungent black tar

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Have we learned nothing?

I'm certain there's an episode of Teen Titans where an AI Pizza Bot is tasked with creating hitherto unknown variations of pizza toppings. Needless to say the world is bought crashing to its knees under the sheer scale of the task and creation of all of these pizzas.

Now if Cartoon Network can see the risks why can't Google?!

Deloitte settled HPE's Autonomy lawsuit for $45m back in 2016 and agreed to cooperate with US DoJ

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Re: If you want iffy accounts to pass audit get the big big boys as auditors

Well it is certainly the case where I work, the various sector funding bodies employ a variety of auditors to scrutinise and check, and some are very thorough indeed.

And they do find fraud, often involving multimillions or even 10s of, so it does do the job on occasion (although we don't know what they don't see either of course).

Chairman, CEO of Nominet ousted as member rebellion drives .uk registry back to non-commercial roots

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Gerrin'

Now we get to peak inside the decisions made in recent times audit the books and find out the state of things.

I'd love to think this might make others across the world sit up and take note but I am no that optimistic

Boldly going where Elon Musk will probably go before: NASA successfully tests SLS Moon rocket core stage

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All good progress

So just hurry up and get to the moon already.

I was born in the70s and by now we should have a colony on the moon and footprints on Mars. In the meantime I still have to drive my own car and there's not an exoskeleton in the wardrobe either.

Apple's Steve Jobs: Visionary, dreamweaver... and the kind of fellow who might tell a porky or two on his job application

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$175k?

The world has gone mad.

What could be worse than killing a golden goose? Killing someone else's golden goose

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Disappointed but not surprised

Shocking tale. I'm not in that sector or role, is this sort of thing common place or was it 'of its time'?

Something fishy is going on in Taiwan as folk change name to include 'salmon' for free sushi

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Simply puntatsic

'Ofishals were quick to raise the salmon of doubt, and deputy interior minister Chen Tsung-yen issued a plea in the media to scale back on the mischief and really mullet over before taking such action.'

Oh well done

ICYMI: A mom is accused of harassing daughter's cheerleader rivals with humiliating deepfake vids

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Checked the news source

I expected it to be The Onion.

What the hell has happened to the world?!

Raspberry Pi Foundation boss waves off listing rumours, says biz discussions may have been 'over-interpreted'

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I should damn well hope it doesn't get floated

Aside from it's altruistic origins, how many of the glitches (such as the USB-C and heating issues mentioned in the article) would be accepted with such aplomb if were megacorp? A lot of home engineering and third party workarounds exist for the Pi families challenges and most of them would end up being issued with cease and desist orders and any fuzzy feelings of goodwill will sharp evaporate

Dabooka

Continuing with tradition

It would be sold to a US based behemoth corp for an overinflated value before having 85% write down based on dodgy book keeping.

As battle for future of .UK's Nominet draws closer, non-exec director hits a nerve with for-profit proposal

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Re: To: support@ionos.co.uk

Mythic Beast here (check them out, on Twitter too).

To be honest you need to leave them for MB anyway, regardless of the vote.

You can thank me later.

Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy a beer: Beware the downloaded patch applied in haste

Dabooka

Same here

They also blocked the all staff mailing list(s) as once it was used somewhat maliciously from who I can only presume was a disgruntled (ex?) employee.

Funny reading as a bystander though

The Linux box that runs the exec carpark gate is down! A chance for PostgreSQL Man to show his quality

Dabooka

That's assuming it wasn't deliberate

Could it be the final action of an annoyed ex-employee?

ITWSBT

Reg reader's XXXbox oddity: The BBC4 topless thumbnail trauma whodunnit

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How is this NSFW?

Is it that bad that you can't even report on these stories now without flagging it up as dodgy for work?

What a time to be alive...

Nothing new since the microwave: Let's get those home tech inventors cooking

Dabooka

Re: Smart heating system?

I've seen this almost played out word for word, both with a neighbour and a family member.

Still waiting to see the advantage but I remain open minded.

Fearing she had stumbled across a body, dogwalker reports pota-toe to police

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Easy mistake to make for some

I mean if she's from Winlaton there's a reasonable chance she's never seen an actual potato before, unless it's chipped and fried.

Titanium carbide nanotech approach hints at hydrogen storage breakthrough

Dabooka

Re: It's not just the storage

I was talking about storage of hydrogen, not the same thing.

Dabooka

Re: It's not just the storage

You're right of course but the difference in approach is because there's different needs and wants. This medium is about energy storage really, it even refers to the ongoing challenges of production in the article.

There's a need for being better at both for sure but that means addressing individual technical and engineering problems, which this is part way in achieving.

Deloitte's Autonomy auditor 'lost objectivity' when looking at Brit software firm's disputed books, says regulator

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Re: I imagine replies will be moderated for legal reasons...

Tremendous.

And I cannot fathom the downvote at all

Windows might have frozen – but at least my feet are toasty

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You from up North ?

Only place i know that calls 'em tabs

Overpriced, underpowered, and over here: Microsoft to bring the Surface Duo to British shores in early 2021

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That is spectacularly terrible

And I love it.

Is that a COM port on the front?!

Marine archaeologists catch a break on the bottom of the Baltic Sea: A 75-year-old Enigma Machine

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Re: Old typewriter

@Eionmac

This. I find even new material (the recent Berlin three parter on the BBC as an example) places relevance and emphasis when needed. I can't see anyone who knows anything about Bletchley not knowing about the Polish work on the Bombes prior to the invasion.

Dabooka

Re: Old typewriter

@Lars

Not sure about some of these points. Certainly everything I read and see in reaction to Polish contribution to Enigma and the Russian involvement in Berlin seems to cover everything fairly well. It's tosh such as U-571 etc that derails fact for fiction

The point about lives saved is interesting as of course time brings more reflection and more modelling (all hypothetical of course) but you are correct; we'll never ever know. I have never really been aware that the number of UK or American deaths, military or civilian, are somehow greater or more 'significant' than others. Rather to the contrary I would state that most would think of Germany and Russia first and foremost.

Dabooka

Re: Old typewriter

'Apparently they had different Enigmas on u-boats'

My understanding is that the U-boats ran with a forth wheel whereas the standard one had three. I'm sure I read once that this contributed in the early days of Bletchley, as the forth cog was in essence superfluous for certain transmissions and was therefore always set in a certain place. This gave a constant of sorts which was identified and gave the boffins an 'in'. If memory serves routine weather reports was one example of this happening.

I may be off in detail and I'm sure someone else on here can explain it more clearly but I'm sure that's basically it

BOFH: Switch off the building? Great idea, Boss

Dabooka

Re: Parts of it date back to when fire was invented

Tremendous!

Not as good as yours but many years ago in the early / mid 80s (I'd be about 7 or 8 I think) my dad's mate was a mechanic and often took on extra work cash in hand, and he had a canny garage with all sorts of fascinating tools and equipment that we were never allowed to touch or play with.

I remember coming home from school one day to discover he'd had a fire when welding (knowing what I know now, I appreciate most cars then simply dissolved in the wet) and he'd put it out using an extinguisher he'd got. A blue one.

I don't know how big this fire was but it would probably have been preferable to simply let the house become engulfed with flames that attempt to clear the mess of all that powder. Crikey what a mess. It had got into the kitchen, the lounge and everything had a thick layer of dust over it

You've got to be shipping me: KatherineRyan.co.uk suggests the comedian has diversified into freight forwarding

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I'm glad you asked this question

I was thinking I was missing something really obvious but apparently not.

I can see the logic if the name was similar, if it was the same but a different TLD, even if it was a competitor (for sport and general amusement) but otherwise what is the point?

UK Ministry of Defence: We won't prosecute bug bounty hunters – oh btw, we now have one of those

Dabooka

Seems a bit... pointless?

No invasive techniques, no phishing, no tools of intensity...

What are they actually after then?

Arecibo Observatory brings forward 'controlled demolition' plans by collapsing all by itself

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Re: Very sad, but...

I am unfamiliar with Poe's Law but will state that I do indeed have a thick skin otherwise I could just have withdrawn it. As it it I accept it wasn't interpreted as such, especially with a broad range of readers found on here, and will take the lesson and learn.

I'd rather just explain myself so at least some readers will then understand my intentions (although I'm still baffled that the 'dozens of alternatives' snippet was picked up on more) .

Dabooka

Re: Very sad, but...

Fucking hell chaps it was sarcasm in response to the other poster saying it was obsolete!

I really didn't think I needed the joke icon but clearly it wasn't as obvious (or as funny) as I thought. I mean where are these 'dozens' of alternates I reference...?!

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Re: Very sad, but...

Yes, obsolete and since superseded by all of the other radio telescopes that have been built that can easily match and better its performance.

I mean there are fucking dozens of them. Why all the fuss?

Scotch eggs ascend to the 'substantial meal' pantheon as means to pop to pub for a pint during pernicious pandemic

Dabooka

Re: It's hard to be critical without being labelled

Ready salted.

As these are the king of crisps anyway

Dabooka

It's hard to be critical without being labelled

However it really is colossal clusterfuck. Ignoring the widespread corruption, cronyism and double standards, the simple reality is the government are incapable of either asking for assistance or acknowledging they are wrong. On anything.

Every time I see one of the prime wazzocks on television they evade answering questions, repeat the same nonsense answers or spit off more and more soundbites. I could almost forgive them this (almost) if it weren't for the fact that every single thing they say or do is measured first and foremost against potential backlash.

Nothing is genuinely done to give benefit, because it's the the right course of action or due to the fact we deserve some honesty. It's all done to try and mitigate fallout and that should not be the primary driver. This is why you end up with debates about scotch eggs* a substantial meal and folk spending time devising workarounds.

They are, as long as served with crisps (preferably Seabrooks)

'We've heard the feedback...' Microsoft 365 axes per-user productivity monitoring after privacy backlash

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Absoltuely cretinous decision

Are we supposed to really believe that not a single person at Microsoft thought this might be used for its intended purpose to manage people and 'bad' managers would lap it up? Give over.

I could see some at my place salivating at the prospect of management by metrics. The fallout would be brutal.

Italian competition watchdog slaps Apple with €10m fine over allegedly misleading iPhone waterproofing claims

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Re: IP68 you say?

This is true of course, I took it to mean more of an accidental slip whilst walking along. Not a dive per se.

Dabooka

IP68 you say?

Well you learn something new every day

Granted I don't have a working knowledge of the ratings (but know that IP44 is not the same as 68) but I genuinely would've thought that would have been okay for a quick accidental dip in the sea.

Arm at 30: From Cambridge to the world, one plucky British startup changed everything

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Doesn't time fly

I recall asking my teacher at school about what RISC was all about when I first read about these. Best guess it would have been around the 1990 mark and probably through one of the many PC mags which littered the house at that time.

I guess it is inevitable in this day and age for a company such as Arm to te used and abused by global tech and venture capitalists, but still such a shame.

Manchester United email servers remain offline amid what is being called a 'ransomware' attack

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Re: They're suining Football Manager

Which is exactly what the likes of PES do.

I'd be amazed if an outfit behind the FM series used the names without having the correct permissions in place though, it's got to be around a technicality of their use surely?