Posts by Mat

@ Andy Barber

I'm glad you got your spacing right in your equation

cos' ( M$ + Yahoo != internet hell ) doesn't bear thinking about!

@Jeonat

I see that the satire of that comment is lost on you

What a

Cock!

Can't the yanks

extradite Wacky Jaqui?

No.. Please Please Please extradite her so we can be rid of this daft witch!

@ Kevin Johnston

---snip---

but what will poor PC Plod do when confronted by a clear contradiction in facts??

---snip---

Probably shoot you in the face 7 times... because you are *obviously a terrorist*

If Kent's product is worth *anything*

He will let it speak for itself and not be bothered about whether or not the Security Experts like it or not. Surely all this crying about a conspiracy theory is just drawing attention to his product as the worthless invasion of privacy that it is! that it is!

re:two hands

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Last time I looked, most civil servants had two hands so a computer for each hand seems sensible especially when they are making all these efficiency savings.

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Most civil servants have also got two faces which further strengthens your case!

Same thing...

Yet Nils, was willing to accept just $5,000 and a new Sony Vaio for his attack.

Which when added together makes $100,000.

So that'd be

Axel rover — named for its single axel design and not the Guns N' Roses front man

should be..

single *axle*

and

Axl Rose

fail.

@ Pierre

Pssssst..

'J' has already mentioned he is a Brazilian..

Do keep up

@ Ogden Freen

There is a third option..

The scientists, or the armchair geeks and fossil fuel lobby or the govt sponsored scientists..

Wel well well..

The following comment seems to show what NHS managers *really* think of IT

The trust argued that the consequences of its decision making had not cost public money, "just time and effort by the IT teams".

I can

think of a few politicians I'd like to put on those shuttles!

Crikey!

After looking at the linked article; it's a tragedy! What did she used to look like?

Why do I need a title?

This just confirms that EDS are utter shite...

Following the answers to my original question..

This government really are a complete shower of turd!

@ Sam

Well according to Donald Duck Dunn; The Blues Brothers Band had "a sound powerful enough to turn goats piss into gasoline!" So yeah - I guess you could be right.

Anyway - 'recyc' urine tasts just like Dutch Lager according to Kryten (if you recycle it too many times!)

Titles are for pansies!

Seems to me that BT are quite adept at shooting themselves in the foot.

Do they honestly think that the Phorm controversy is going to just go away?

Idiots!

This one time..

on the M1. I was driving home from work. I was in lane 1 doing about 70 mph. Coming towards me (relatively) was a potted plant. I thought "Crikey - What's that doing there?" I swerved to avoid it and then saw a three seat sofa and a double bed meandering from the hard shoulder to lane 3 and back again – After I managed to convince myself I had not been magically transferred into a game of Super Mario Kart.

I managed to avoid all three items and the protagonist was identified - A furniture van had shed its load. It was the most surreal moment of my life!

@ Fraser

No you're not - That's a crappy excuse!

Unfounded????????????

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The GMC Good Medical Practice guidelines (paragraph 47) prohibit doctors from making "malicious and unfounded criticisms of colleagues that may undermine patients' trust in the care or treatment they receive, or in the judgement of those treating them"

If she had ANY part in the Doctor Application Database she should be shot!

That will

make movie blood more realistic! - Thinks of The Shining

I wonder

if ol' Mikey will also forfeit a weeks pay too!

Just a quick note.

to all the people who have bitterly moaned about 'religious types' ramming their beliefs down peoples throats.

They are now doing exactly that.

That is all.

So let me get this straight..

McCain voted in favour of the DMCA and now that it inconveniences him he wants special treatment?

What a politician!

Hmmmm

"Libération claims that after contacting Apple France, they were told "engineers are working on the problem." ®"

Does this mean that Apple admit that there *IS* a problem - That's rare!

Charities..

If everyone wrote to these charities and let them know that they would no longer donate to them if they accepted money from Phorm - I'm sure they'd soon re-think their stance.

"How the hell does someone tot up six or more convictions in one year?"

Simple - Own a car.

@ bws

I am not entirely convinced that Mr Timberlake would even know what a 'malfunction' was..

And here come the 'fanbois'

"whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, yeah but you missed this one whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine"

Yawn.........

@ MarkMac

"Flawed analogy - people don't have a choice about needing to go into hospital, they do have a choice about how to travel."

So you've never heard of 'Elective Inpatients' then..............

@ Paul

Standard procedure; and accurate to boot!

bof·fin also Bof·fin

n. Chiefly British Slang

A scientist, especially one engaged in research.

@ Robin

Same thing!

Just watch

piracy go through the roof!