* Posts by Ken Moorhouse

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So much for CAPTCHA then – bots can complete them quicker than humans

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Re: send us one of your fingers...

I knew that someone would come up with a digital solution.

Have you ever suspected your colleague doesn't hope this email finds you well?*

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Re: They answer just the first.

^ What he said x 100.

I blame the service-previously-known-as-twitter.

Not sure I agree with the proferred solution though.

Better to send them a reply with two bullet points.

The first is a perfectly civil point.

The second can be as rude as you like (bearing in mind they ain't gonna read it).

So if they reply saying that there is no need to be so abusive you can reply to the effect that "ah, you DO read the full email, so why didn't you reply fully to my previous one?"

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I'm glad I don't have to ork any cows.

Don't they mean irk?

Microsoft, Intel lead this month's security fix emissions

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Re: Switch from German to English?

Arguably switching from English to German will be much more effective in improving security of Exchange Servers everywhere.

Boffins say they can turn typing sounds into text with 95% accuracy

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This reminds me of the time some customer of mine had a problem with their password

The original password was typed in on a 'non-standard' keyboard. Then, later, trying to login using a standard keyboard. 'Non-standard' in this case being maybe a laptop user with Num Lock inadvertantly set to 'on', or a foreign keyboard, or more simply, Caps Lock set to 'on'.

Those were the old days.

Designers of login screens seem to have woken up to this flaw in their designs more recently.

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Brings a whole new dimension to...

...Phone Tapping.

How to get a computer get stuck in a lift? Ask an 'illegal engineer'

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Initial City Link

I'm normally very scathing about the above not-lamented company aka Sh*tty Link, but I took my proverbial hat off to whoever the following driver was...

One of my clients had the job of demolishing a building in Chelsea and replacing it with a block of flats. They rented an office immediately opposite the site on the top floor of a shop. The first two floors were conventional stairs but their office was accessed by a rickety spiral staircase. So they wanted an all singing all dancing Colour A3 Laser MFD. To give you an idea, the printer is delivered in a box where you do not lift it out of the packaging.

Everyone was warned when delivery was to be effected, and amazingly it turned up on the correct day, the correct month and the correct year. WTF?

The delivery driver cheerfully put it out onto the pavement and said "where do you want it?"

"Upstairs."

Amazingly he didn't back out when he saw where it had to go, and between us "we" (him mainly, but the construction industry is not short of plenty of grunt manpower, which helped here) managed to get it into the office without any undue problem.

Google offers to alert netizens when their personal info shows up in Search

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I can see problems...

If the likes of Joe Biden, Donald Trump, Elon Musk sign up for the service. Google will be making itself irrelevant, surely?

Google Street View car careens into creek after 100mph cop chase

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Re: I wish Google would put proper dates on their imagery

Streetview tells you month and year of the image. Click on "see more dates" to look at old versions of the same view. My road was last surveyed Sept 2022 and prior to that, May 2019.

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Fisheye lens

The driver heard that the lenses they use on these cameras were wide-angle, so he thought he would compare it with what a fish would see.

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Re: which had three bicycles on an upright roof rack

Just imagine if it was a bit windy.

Brings a whole new meaning to 'hitting a cyclone'.

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Stop & Search

The police officer saw it was a Google vehicle, so he thought he would do a Stop & Search.

Voyager 2 found! Deep Space Network hears it chattering in space

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Re: a walk in the Black Forest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPZUF82UBpY&t=44s

Brings back childhood memories of my first cassette tape recorder (Sanyo) and the above album which was given to me, or maybe it was that woman with the leg I remembered the most...

$DEITY, did you have to remind me?

(Sorry Arthur)

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Re: think what a craft with today's tech could achieve

I truly wish I could share your optimism.

Now compare... oh, I dunno... how about WordPerfect 5.1 with Word 365?

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Re: Sniffle.

Do you need to be consoled?

LLMs appear to reason by analogy, a cornerstone of human thinking

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Haha tricked ChatGPT yet again

A hunter walks one mile south, one mile east, one mile north then one mile west and ends up right back where he started. He sees a bear and shoots it. What color is the bear?

In this scenario, the color of the bear is White.

This is a different variation of the "Polar Bear Puzzle." The answer remains the same because, in this version of the puzzle, the hunter starts from a point on the North Pole, walks one mile south, then one mile east (moving around the pole), one mile north, and finally one mile west, leading him back to the starting point at the North Pole.

Since he is still at the North Pole, he would encounter Polar Bears, which are white in color.

[Read the question c a r e f u l l y. He could be anywhere except arguably, at the north pole because he wouldn't be back at the start point]

'Weird numerological coincidence' found during work on Linux kernel 6.5

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Re: A guzunder is a wheeled storage chest

You do know you're supposed to empty it every morning?

On the record: Apple bags patent for iDevice to play LPs

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Re: CDs are alive and kicking

Yep, I volunteer at my local Oxfam Music shop* and you would be amazed at the massive turnover of vinyl, cd's and dvd's. I'm sure there is the equivalent of that legendary internet-enabled coca cola machine trained on their shop window. As soon as anything really juicy goes in there it can often be gone within a matter of an hour or so.

*Do pop in and say hello.

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Re: iCar

Your virus checker wouldn't allow you to run it though.

Oh sorreey, that's an EICAR, my bad.

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Apple Corps v. Apple Computers

Does this mean another round of the above trademark violation case?

OpenAI pulls AI text detector due to it being a bit crap

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Re: You weren't tempted to ask ChatGPT which actor(s) ... had appeared in that list of productions?

Good thinking: So I did, here's its response (my client is Michael Kilgarriff btw):-

The actor who appeared in all of the TV shows "Brush Strokes," "Last of the Summer Wine," "EastEnders," "Z-Cars," "Dad's Army," and "Blake's 7" is Christopher Beeny. He was a British actor known for his work in these popular television series. Christopher Beeny passed away on January 3, 2020

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Re: Every time I play with ChatGPT I am gobsmacked by its stupidity

Just had a reply from my actor client, very little of ChatGPT's output was accurate.

ChatGPT's responses remind me of dreams. A lot of dreams that I can remember when I wake up are to do with things I've done, people I've met. But in a lot of cases the people involved are swapped with someone different. The term that best describes this is 'to convolve'. A scene is set where various people are convolved together and presented to me in the dream.

In the question I asked, ChatGPT asserted that my client had been in Brush Strokes, Last of the Summer Wine, EastEnders, Z-Cars, Dad's Army and Blake's 7, but he was in none of those, but he was in numerous others instead. Presumably there may be another actor who had been in these productions where ChatGPT says not.

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Every time I play with ChatGPT I am gobsmacked by its stupidity

I have a client who is an actor. I just asked ChatGPT "Who is <name>?"

It responded with what, on the face of it, looks like his Wikipedia entry, but somehow pulled out of the ether the date that he died. Er? He's still living, I've just emailed hm to find out where his stipulated date of death (exactly specified as 18 June 2018) came from. I suspect he will give an opinion on some of the other tripe that it has come up with too...

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Re: if they are using tools to do the job anyway, then the job is being done

Provided the information provided is accurate. At the present time, we can 'triangulate' our results against other sources, but when those other sources become submerged into a soup of dubious sources then there is no concrete reference.

Let's take genealogy as an example. I can go onto a website and get census results for a particular family in a particular house in 1901. This information is primary data, in a way. It was collected by an 'official' visitor to the house in 1901, who recorded it. The person giving that information may not be in a position to give that information in a coherent way, they may not understand the question, they may not know the answer, and they may not be able to read what the census official wrote down, they may even evade giving the correct information. But it is up to us to evaluate its likelihood of accuracy and to delve deeper in other ways. So then, over 100 years later, that information has been transcribed, with further errors being made in the transcription, ages could be miscalculated, names misspelt. In most instances at present it is possible to go in and look at the original scanned record and try to interpret the record to see if it has been properly transcribed. Now imagine that all of the original scans of those records being discarded. Data has been lost and forever so, unless a researcher has microfilms of the original scans, and has recorded and uploaded them somewhere for others to find.

Now a lot of fair-weather genealogists would accept the results they get from a quasi primary source such as this as as gospel, and continue to build their family tree, based on inaccurate information. More diligent researchers will 'triangulate' that data against birth records (which can be inaccurate), baptismal records (which can be inaccurate), marriage records (which can be inaccurate), death records (ditto), gravestone markings (ditto)... you get the picture, I hope.

The point is that the 'primary data' amongst that lot is vital to keep on the surface somewhere, in libraries, churches, etc. in its original recorded form. It occupies space, and is relatively difficult to access, but it is necessary for researchers to evaluate as facts come to light. I suspect however it will eventually all be destroyed because "why do we need it?" When that happens we have closed the trap-door of history down upon ourselves and are reliant on nebulous inferences of it instead. The storage of those nebulous inferences likely is extremely voluminous and of questionable veracity.

People do say that this type of search is not what AI is about, and it should not be used to produce inferences of this sort, but does it tell you this if you search for them? Does the person using these tools know how to use them? There is a very real danger that they don't. What happened to the expression GIGO? (Garbage In Garbage Out). I don't think I've heard it uttered, of late. Time to revisit it, I feel.

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There is the efficiency angle too, which nobody would consider because it is hidden away in a datacanter somewhere, out of site, out of mind. The fact is that datacenters are using heavy resources and are bad for the earth.

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AI Classification is Important

If the concept of AI is considered to be something humankind should get involved with (I think it should be outlawed) then working out if something is AI generated is vital. Why? Simply because if you feed AI generated nonsense into the AI learning pool then the quality of output from the AI system will decline further.

Outlawing the use of AI is also going to be impossible without an AI classifier.

We are already in a vicious circle, heading downwards very quickly.

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Re: either that or they get along just fine in life, using the tools they have to hand

But when they venture out into the real world, if they can't do tasks without AI as a crutch, then that reduces the usefulness of the work force by sinking it to the lowest common denominator.

We are gradually being deskilled in almost every aspect of our lives. Cooking, diy, car repair, darning socks. Add to that: writing a letter or report, coding, researching using primary records. Let's not make things even worse.

Twitter name and blue bird logo to be 'blowtorched' off company branding

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Re: selling it to someone else

@glennsills: is that your 2 cents worth... or his?

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Re: "X" logo was the one use day Xerox in the 1960s?

They know a thing or two about copying.

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X Rated

So is he next going to say that approved accounts will all be X Rated?

Popcorn icon please - - - >

Under CISA pressure collab, Microsoft makes cloud security logs available for free

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I've seen mainframe core dumps...

...that are more intelligible than Microsoft logs.

Microsoft whips up unrest after revealing Azure AD name change

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Re: That's because * wasn't Microsoft's.

Hmm, IIRC there aren't actually very many products that don't fit in place of that asterisk

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Outages, bugs, etc. will henceforth be called...

Entra Ills

Aka Entrails.

Edit: I see someone's already beaten me to it. (Do companies really not think about how they can be parodied when they come up with these names?)

Google uses India to test ‘deliver to the house near the post office’ feature

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Re: "How do which know which is the crazy roundabout?"

I used to have friends who lived in a very long sprawling road not far from Ally Pally station. Another friend was going to some kind of party at their house and asked me for their address. I confessed that I didn't know what number they lived at, just that they were on the right hand side from the station and had a really wild front garden.

Apparently she turned up on their doorstep and, when they opened the door she said "gosh Ken's directions were spot-on." Asked how she managed to find the house she repeated what I'd said which, luckily they found very amusing.

If AI drives humans to extinction, it'll be our fault

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Re: How will you counter an AI that decides to self-replicate in a virus-like manner?

Look up the Morris Worm for an historical analogy.

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Re: Evolution and power efficiency

There are people already that think AI is their new deity. All an attacked AI system needs to do is to reach out to their supporters for help.

Lawyers who cited fake cases hallucinated by ChatGPT must pay

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Coffee/keyboard

How many stops...

How many stops are there to get from West Ruisip to Ruislip on the underground, and which train do I catch?

Apologies for the previous incorrect response. To travel from West Ruislip to Ruislip on the London Underground, there are actually two stops involved. You would take the Central line train. The journey is as follows:

West Ruislip: This is the starting point of your journey.

Ruislip Gardens: This is the first stop after West Ruislip.

Ruislip: This is the destination station.

Therefore, there are two stops between West Ruislip and Ruislip on the Underground when taking the Central line.

People are relying on this sh1t? Really?

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Re: How many roads are there in London W1?

I thought I would give it a go with the above chestnut...

London W1, also known as the West End, is a central area in London, United Kingdom. It encompasses several neighborhoods, including Mayfair, Soho, and Marylebone. As a relatively large and diverse area, it is difficult to provide an exact number of roads in London W1 without specific boundaries. However, it is home to numerous streets, thoroughfares, and avenues. Some notable roads in the W1 area include Regent Street, Oxford Street, Piccadilly, Bond Street, and Park Lane, among many others.

Hmmm, okay, how about this one then...

Which way round the circle line do trains go?

In London, the Circle line is an underground railway line that forms a loop around the center of the city. Trains on the Circle line traditionally operated in a clockwise direction, meaning they would travel in a circle starting from any point on the line and return to the same point in a clockwise manner. However, it's worth noting that in recent years, due to infrastructure improvements and changes in service patterns, some trains on the Circle line may also run in an anti-clockwise (counterclockwise) direction at certain times. Therefore, it is advisable to consult the latest transport information or signage at the station to determine the direction of the next train on the Circle line.

WTF??? See icon- - - >

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Re: What do you know about Cambridge Street in London?

I repeatedly asked exactly the same question, and these are the answers I got...

I'm sorry, but there seems to be a misunderstanding. There isn't a Cambridge Street in London. Cambridge Street is a relatively common street name found in various cities and towns, but there isn't one specifically located in London. London, being a large and historic city, has numerous streets with different names, but Cambridge Street is not among them. If you have any other questions about London or any specific streets within the city, feel free to ask!

I apologize for any confusion, but there doesn't seem to be a well-known Cambridge Street in London. There are several streets named Cambridge throughout the United Kingdom, but none of them are particularly notable in London. It's possible that there may be smaller, local streets or neighborhoods with the name Cambridge Street, but without more specific information, it's difficult to provide precise details. If you can provide more context or clarify your question, I'll do my best to assist you.

I'm sorry, but as of my last knowledge update in September 2021, there is no Cambridge Street in London that is widely known or significant. However, it's worth noting that London is a vast city with numerous streets, and it's possible that there may be smaller or less prominent streets named Cambridge Street in some neighborhoods. If there have been any changes or developments since my last update, I apologize for any outdated information. Is there anything else I can assist you with?

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Re: “Can you provide a link to the Guardian obituary?”

What is dangerous here is if The Guardian were to populate the target link with a plausible obit. Vanishingly small probability of that happening in the case of The Guardian, but other sites may exploit if they owned the target. In the case of The Guardian, if alerted to this, would/should create an explanatory page pointing out that a news outlet with traditional research ethics is far superior to any of this AI crap.

The question is. If asked in different ways by different people, does ChatGPT produce the same link every time?

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Cartesian Join

This example reminds me of the above in SQL. It is all too easy in SQL to end up with a result set that is complete nonsense. There has to be some kind of filter in place to limit the rows in the result. My feeling is that ChatGPT is doing a Cartesian Join on its repository, but due to the sheer size of the repository it is not possible to test its validity, unless presumably you feed the result back in, asking does this specific "row" actually exist?

The reason ChatGPT works in this way is presumably (same as SQL) it will impact performance if all the conditions were stipulated.

AI is going to eat itself: Experiment shows people training bots are using bots

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Bookmarked: Article & Comments...

For anytime anyone wants to ask me why AI is such a bad idea.

Users accuse Intuit of 'heavy-handed' support changes on QuickBooks for Desktop

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VT Transact

If you're after a cheap and cheerful on-premises accounts package that won't pull the rug from under you, and is MTD compliant, have a look at VT's offerings. Deals with multi-currency too. A lot of accountants still make positive noises about it, has a small footprint and it's easy to share data with, say your accountant. Audit trail management is not in the same league as Sage, say, but HMRC seem happy enough about it.

Disclaimer: I don't use VT myself, but have occasionally encountered it at clients.

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Re: The move away from Desktop ensures customers stay compliant

Being accountancy software, one of the most important compliance critera is that you have access to your data for the minimum period stipulated by HMRC, 6 years.

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(If features are culled from the new version, does this mean that certain data is no longer accessible?)

Microsoft battles through two 365 outages in one day

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Re: I remember people making exactly the same arguments about Word 95 over Word 6

All that means is that MS has been at it for a long time.

CERN spots Higgs boson decay breaking the rules

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Re: .. call then "Noticles" .. ?

Scientists will no doubt want to do some tests...

National newspaper duped into running GPT-4-written rage-click opinion piece

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Wireless World

ISTR that august publication some decades ago publishing an article that described the process of human procreation in heavily disguised form.

Slack adding generative AI to interact with colleagues, so you don't have to

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Re: As AI worms its way into more and more areas

I've got a product that might put a stop to that:-

"AI for the Boardroom"

Dump these insecure phone adapters because we're not fixing them, says Cisco

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phone adapter

I remember the day when they couldn't transfer 110 baud reliably.

Chinese scientists calculate the Milky Way's mass as 805 billion times that of our Sun

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Re: "the paper's reviewers hailed the research as the most accurate to date"

Their next job is to go to Blackburn, Lancashire to count holes.

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Chinese scientists calculate the Milky Way's mass...

They used to advertise it as the sweet you can eat between meals.