* Posts by Ken Moorhouse

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Hard cheese: Stilton snap shared via EncroChat leads to drug dealer's downfall

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The accused had heard...

...a rumour that cheese makes Rozzers Mellow.

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Re: You don't have the original pic to work from.

Just as well, really. GDPR could arguably be an issue, otherwise.

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Re: 10,000 UK users and 60 arrests?

The rest mainly involved Swiss cheese.

Some got away because they were found to be Swiss cheese plants.

Tesla owners win legal fight after software update crippled older Model S batteries

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Re: Nice idea and you aren't the first to think of it

It does look good... for vehicles of lorry height. It would be interesting to see whether car designers take up the challenge to exploit that power source.

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Re: my iphone was "too old" to order a beer in Wetherspoons.

You should have less problem ordering cider.

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Re: That you can't pull a trailer of sheep with.

Surely you only need to put one sheep in the trailer?

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Guilty...

...as charged.

Just what is the poop capacity of an unladen sparrow? We ask because one got into the office and left quite a mess

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Re: Not just sheds, and not just birds

Pelican v Pigeon

St James's Park 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phUs2kIGY9M

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Re: Just be glad it's not a squirrel

Entertaining link

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a flock of evil feathered bastards.

Consider yourself lucky that it wasn't a flock of evil feathered bustards.

Big red buttons and very bad language: A primer for life in the IT world

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Re: Microfiche

The name comes from the appearance of all those pages packed in like sardines onto the film.

(Can I go on QI?).

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Re: a fabulous piece of art deco extravagance.

As a place of manufacture for vacuum cleaners. Yes.

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Re: one of the major flight simulator manufacturers (Link-Miles)

Rediffusion, back in the day: with the emphasis on the "fusion" after reading your anecdote.

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Re: hydraulic computers

One of the most impressionable moments I had when going through the Careers Advice system in my last year of school was visiting a Marine Research Lab in Hayes. I found this one of the most boring boring boring visits I went on... until our guide picked up a lump of transparent plastic with various holes wending their way through it. "This is a Fluidic switch" he announced. It was demonstrated by showing air being pumped through a similar device in a rig that had a fork in its path. Air consistently flowed from the source to one of the outlets. A puff of air was applied to a junction just prior to the fork, and flow passed to the other leg of the fork. A puff of air at an opposite junction flipped flow to the other fork. I was familiar with flip-flops but doing this using air, wow. (Yes, everyone at school thought I was a nerd).

The other memorable moment from these visits was being shown round the Hoover factory in Perivale, when it was the Hoover factory (lovely architecture, now Tesco), with a view to embarking on a career as a toolmaker. The guy that showed us around called everyone Fred, regardless of man, woman, ethnicity... Fast forward a few years to when I was doing my ONC: there was this bloke on the course who called everyone Fred: the African's, the Indian's, etc. I asked him "You don't work for Hoover do you?" "WTF How'd you know that?" was his reply IIRC. His name was John fwiw.

Lessons have not been learned: Microsoft's Modern Comments leave users reaching for the rollback button

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Re: Unfortunately not all applications are written by competent developers

I've encountered pc's with Gb of crap in %temp% (usually in sub-directories).

I hope none of these developers are dog-owners, or live near me.

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Re: "IT is more fashion driven than ladies' fashion"

These days, yes.

In the days of the beige Apple ][ 48k Europlus IT fashion was driven by the number of potatoes you had in your socks.

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Re: WordPerfect for one - I absolutely loathed that software.

I had a boss that insisted I use WordStar. Whereas with WordPerfect the key combinations to do various operations made some sort of sense, WordStar was totally irrational.

https://www.wordstar.org/index.php/wsemu-documentation/wsemu-commands-and-menus/1-wordstar-emulator-full-version-command-list

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Re: EDLIN!

My favourite was the Text Editor bundled with WordPerfect Office (modestly called ED). It could cope with files bigger than available RAM. One of its many nice features was the ability to include CR/LF's in the search string (it used the Reveal Codes concept), and it had various Macro facilities too.

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Re: WordPerfect with Reveal Codes on

Yep, I provide support for a husband and wife that still use it. The "support" is not so much for WordPerfect these days, which is a breeze to use, more for things like rogue emails and the like. Husband has a few books to his name (indexing of which was done by him, using WordPerfect), wife has awards for television scripts she's produced.

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There are many professional comment haters out there...

David Coleman for instance.

Remember him?

Google to venture where Apple soared and Microsoft crashed – physical retail

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Re: Grafton Way

The answer used to be one: Tottenham Court Road. I believe all the others are WC, NW, W2, etc., but since they've stuck suffixes on W1 postcodes, things must have changed and they've reallocated them.

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Re: you will be greeted by (user) name as you approach the entrance.

If you've previously bought a product with an RFID tag which has not been removed then this can happen. However it is probably more likely you will be silently tracked around the store. Clothes shops are early adopters of this tech.

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Re: Grafton Way

Appropriate that UC Hospital has an entrance on that road. Appropriate because I believe they treat burns there.

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Katrina's comment reminds me: I forget the source of this, but someone once asked the question: "How many roads are there in London W1?"

Any guesses?

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"Are you looking for anything in particular today, sir?"

"A phone."

Cue avalanche of 4,620,000,000 phones* from the stockroom.

*Approx.

US Treasury wants to treat cryptocurrencies like cash – as in you need to report $10k+ transactions

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Re: split any digital payment into a bunch of sub-$9k payments

Have you heard of Benford's Law? I am certain HMRC+IRS will have. Thing is that it is the *overall* transaction that has to be reported.

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Re: In the US, barter is taxable

One of my clients signed up with Bartercard (UK) a long time ago. He was unable to trade out his accrued points/pounds for anything useful trade-related, and ended up buying some limited edition prints for his office just to wind up quits.

Far too much hassle IMO.

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Re: deposit the check in the bank (for over $10k) the bank reports it

In the UK I believe it is cash that triggers a report. A check/cheque is more easy to trace and therefore does not need to be reported.

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Re: agree to exchange crypto for goods & services, and we do so in a private transaction

Which means a money launderer could buy a Tesla with bitcoin (if Tesla followed through on that whim), without alerting the authorities. I'm sure that the authorities would step in and insist that any such transactions must be notified i.e., bitcoin is treated equivalent to cash.

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Money Traceability

One problem with Crypto from the authorities' point of view is that someone could invest a few quid in Crypto, then a while later extract it at some phenomenal increase. Maybe the "investments" might have been made in several "under the radar" tranches. "Where did that money come from?" "Well, it was well below the radar when I put it in, and well above when I took it out." So they are either going to have to bear that in mind in their investigations, or to insist that the monetary appreciation details are outlined in the declaration, similar to the way Capital Gains are worked out.

I suspect that a lot of tax-authority-probe-phobes will choose to avoid crypto, simply to avoid the hassle of what the authorities think, especially if AI is a part of that thought process.

This week, Apple CEO Tim Cook faced surprisingly tough questioning from judge

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Re: Then how can Apple explain this:

Are you pointing out how bad the app reviews are? Or are you saying that the Daily Mail is offensive, insensitive, upsetting, intended to disgust, in exceptionally poor taste, or just plain creepy?

Both.

Oh, ok.

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"Apple's interpretation of user needs took precedent"

"Apple's interpretation" of a wide range of "user needs" seems to involve plugging their ears and singing "la la la I can't hear you".

Interesting to be a fly on the wall in Apple's boardroom if Apple lose. "So Tim, you have no idea whether such an important division of Apple makes a profit."

Australian Federal Police hiring digital evidence retrieval specialists: Being a very good boy and paws required

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Re: Bears

Polar Bears would be more effective for finding things with magnetic materials in them.

(They don't need the obligatory nearby forest either).

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The dog didn't find it first time round

The savvy dog will go with the flow, only getting excited when taken back somewhere it has sniffed at before.

It took 'over 80 different developers' to review and fix 'mess' made by students who sneaked bad code into Linux

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Re: Student loan refunds?

Having to put "University of Minnesota" in the education section of your CV is punishment enough, perhaps?

There are however, proverbs about learning and making mistakes which could be construed in a positive light. It is the *learning* aspects of those sayings which is the crucial part, at the end of the day.

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Those saying that this is a reason to distrust Linux...

...need to bear in mind that disruptive influences could infiltrate any organisation, regardless of that organisation's legal status. We're currently seeing this happen with Nominet for example. It could happen to Microsoft, Apple, Amazon, Google, Facebook, etc. etc... The only difference, in some instances, is that it could conceivably end up having a positive effect, if it were to happen.

Space Force's data must flow: Microsoft Azure and Ball Aerospace demo satellite to battlefield linkup

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Re: SharePoint.....

Hmmmm... If I were coordinating spies I think I would prefer the traditional Left Luggage lockers at Victoria Station for reliable dead letter drops.

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Commercially Augmented Space Inter Networked Operation

Sounds like this venture is a bit of a gamble.

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Re: wouldn't you attack those first?

No. I would wait for the second Tuesday of the month, then walk in through the front gate.

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What would impress me...

...is if there were any Microsoft tech in Israel's Iron Dome system.

Google to revive RSS support in Chrome for Android

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Blogspot Email Subscription

I read somewhere that the above facility is being phased out in July. Is this announcement about RSS part of some Big Plan?

Azure services fall over in Europe, Microsoft works on fix

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...And they are thinking of using Azure in battlefield tech

https://www.theregister.com/2021/05/20/azure_ball_aerospace_demo/

Apple's macOS is sub-par for security, Apple exec Craig Federighi tells Epic trial

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Re: purgery

That is perjury where everyone knows you're talking sh1t.

(I wasn't aware of this alternative spelling until today).

IBM Cloud’s biggest region hit by five-hour Severity One brownout

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21:20 UTC on May 19th -->> 02:16 UTC on May 20th

The 21st Century equivalent of the time taken to re-boot your pc after a crash.

Miscreants started scanning for Exchange Hafnium vulns five minutes after Microsoft told world about zero-days

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Re: We need real public education...

Rather than the "nobody got fired for recommending Microsoft" mantra that seems to pervade commerce.

Android 12 beta lands bringing better personalisation, speed upgrades, and some privacy tools borrowed from iOS 14

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Don't select the Chameleon Wallpaper...

...it will drain your battery.

Microsoft sheds some light on perplexing Outlook blank email incident: Word was to blame

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Re: they have switched my p and o keys around

I'm sure everyone here knows it is not a simple matter to rename normal.dot

Not when one is actually in Word at the time, at least.

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Joke

How was it not noticed during testing?

The post is required, and must contain letters.

Oh, ok then, see icon--->>

Axa insurance offshoots pwned as Ireland reveals second ransomware hit

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Re: I just add the .exe file extension to all my important documents.

Good idea.

Bulk encryption speed is of the essence. To give a bit more protection, should the baddies check it, prepend MX to the contents of each such file. It will need to be stripped out before opening the document. Doesn't protect against a full analysis of the file though.

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Re: where do these messages saying that the network has been encrypted appear?

This is a quick one to answer.

The attacks I've been called out to deal with have had files placed in every folder that has been encrypted. Files are in IIRC generally two formats, TXT and HTML, outlining what has happened and how to pay. The HTML version is the version that is often used as a headline image in news stories.

'Biggest data grab' in NHS history stuffs GP records in a central store for 'research' – and the time to opt out is now

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Re: ...he can add the opt-out code to my information...

Hopefully at the front of the notes, rather than tacked on the end.