* Posts by Shadow Systems

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Mind behind 16.7m nuisance call menace cops six-year boss ban

Shadow Systems

the AC re: toothless pseudo justice...

I wish I could upvote this to infinity & beyond. I am sick & fekkin tired of "justice" that does nothing to make the crims think twice before doing it, merely shove a paper warning in their hands if it does anything at all, & proving that crime does indeed pay & rather well at that.

If vigilante justice is so bad then why does it so often seem to be the only kind that might ACTUALLY get the crims to consider before doing? Sure a howling angry mob of pitchforks & burning pitch brandishing townsfolk might be a bad thing, but if The Law is only going to waggle a stern finger at the crims & tut "Don't do it again!", then the mob is obviously the greater deterrent to crims.

I'll get my coat, it's the one with the pitchfork & pot of tar in the pockets...

Shadow Systems

Re: Let the punishment fit the crime

I was thinking one swift kick in the bollocks for each of those calls, but then I realized he'd probably die before all of them were delivered.

Then I wondered if making him listen to an hour of Vogon poetry for each call might not be more fun for the rest of us.

Damn the Geneva Convention, full Vogon ahead! /s

How evil JavaScript helps attackers tag possible victims – and gives away their intent

Shadow Systems

What if you don't allow JS at all?

Do sites serve up some other form of malware if they can't run JavaScript at all?

I ask because I have my browsers security locked to not run scripts at all & have found sites like CBC.ca that hardlock my browser as a result. My browser throws up the notice that "this site is timed out waiting for a script to run" which makes me think "No shit Sherlock, you can wait until Hell freezes over since it will never run at all!" What if you're using NoScript to block JS (from them/at all) & the site is rebuffed from running JS in the first place - does it throw up the same error message or does it simply serve up malware from a different vector?

Funnily enough, no, infosec bods aren't mad keen on W. Virginia's vote-by-phone-app plan

Shadow Systems

I'll keep voting by mail...

It's not very secure & can be hijacked by a MITM attack, but at least it's not relying on an insecure phone over an insecure network through an insecure mobile carrier into the insecure internet to a poorly (if at all) secured server hosted somewhere indeterminate to tally my desire not to elect $ArseholeDuJour.

Besides, if the company gets bought out by the likes of Google or Microsoft & they start to hoover up all those voting records, $Deity only knows what UI changes they might employ to "improve the voting experience" aka foist Clippy on us. "It looks like you're about to vote for $Person1. Would you like help in voting for $Person2 instead? There, I've helpfully changed your vote to $Person2 as it should be. Thank you for voting through us!"

=-|

Sur-Pies! Google shocks world with sudden Android 9 Pixel push

Shadow Systems

Re: Survey...

At Denarius... I switched to a paper based Thomas Brothers map for exactly your reasoning. Find the destination before I need to leave, plan a main & a backup route, write them both down on a 3x5 card, & use the card taped to the dash while driving. No stupid voices blathering on about alternate routes, faster paths, or more direct means of reaching my destination. (If I want to listen to The Voices then I'll start driving again now that I can do more damage!)

To add insult to injury, the satnav often tried to tell me that I could take the metro train from the station across the street from my house (true) to the station just a block away from my work building (false), except that the next train station in that direction was a good ~20 minute drive too far. And my friends wondered why I went back to paper maps... *Sigh*

As for getting back on topic, you must be new here. =-)p Hahahaha... Cheers!

Shadow Systems

Re: Survey...

I'll second this even though I no longer drive. Back when I could still see to drive I used a satnav system to help plan routes to unfamiliar locations. One time for shits & giggles I asked it to plan my route to work. Work was a ~10 minute drive up a main thoroughfare, find a parking space, & ~2 minute walk through the building to my section. I was rather amused & disgusted when the satnav announced that I had a 30 minute drive via the freeway, estimated ~15 minutes to park in the parking garage (which my building didn't have), & a 5 minute time to walk into the building. It ignored the fact that my work was located on the same main street at the end of my block, was five stop lights away, & only had a smallish lot for the employees to park in. I decided to get rid of the stupid thing as an utter waste of electricity. =-/

Grad sends warning to manager: Be nice to our kit and it'll be nice to you

Shadow Systems

Enjoy a pint! I'll be laughing for hours. =-D

The mental image of someone hugging a Lexmark & cooing "Who's my favorite pwintah? You! You're my favorite pwintah!" is making my sides ache in amusement. Cheers! =-D

Shadow Systems

Re: Sometimes violence is the only answer

*Nodding happily* YupYupYupYupYUP!

I used to brandish a large BallPeenHammer in one hand & cackle sadisticly "Behave or I'll reprogram your ass with !A HAMMER!"

Cue the computer equiv of a cowering, simpering, meek little mouse trapped in the corner by a large, hungry, Evil Cat.

If the machine tried to bite I'd simply pound on the internal chassis struts to remind it that I wasn't kidding.

I'm a Creatively Vindictive Evil Bastard, yesindeedydo! =-D

*Scampers away laughing maniacally & swinging a hammer*

Shadow Systems

Re: The laying on of hands

Don't forget that No Means No. It's a right pain in the arse if your computer slaps you with a restraining order.

*Cough*

Not that I've ever had that happen to me personally. NopeA NopeA Nope. NeverEver NeverEver Never. It happened, ahhhh..., to a friend. Yeah! A friend! That's it!

I'll get my coat, it's the one with the pockets full of ASBO notices...

You want to know which is the best smartphone this season? Tbh, it's tricky to tell 'em apart

Shadow Systems

At Daedalus, re: fins.

Where did you find a phone with fins?

I'll get my coat... =-)p

Shadow Systems

At disgustedoftunbridgewells, re: fingerprints.

At least here on this side of the pond the courts have ruled that a merely biometric means of unlocking a device (face recog, fingerprint, etc) can be forced to be provided to law enforcement - they can force you to put your finger on the sensor, look into your screen, etc to unlock it & give them access. But those same courts have said that a password or knock code, anything that requires you to provide a *code you know* absolutely can not be forced to be divulged to the law without a warrant. So a fingerprint may be faster but it's also not going to stop a cop from grabbing your hand, knuckling apart your fingers, & forcing one onto your phone so they can search it for incriminating evidence. They can't do that with a code/password/etc. So you may not have anything to hide from the ThreeLetterAgencies, but that cop whom just decided you are now "a person of interest" & wants to go through your phone to find the terrorist bits will be yanked up short by the need to get a warrant first.

Nah, it won't install: The return of the ad-blocker-blocker

Shadow Systems

At EastFinchleyite...

You get an upvote from me for the UserFriendly refference. The Stef's of the world should be forced to board the B Ark & get launched into the sun.

Sysadmin trained his offshore replacements, sat back, watched ex-employer's world burn

Shadow Systems

Re: Logic bombs are unprofessional

At mostly Popsi but to everyone in general...

I agree with Popsi that a logic bomb isn't the answer where merely enforcing the rules can be much more destructive. One employer I used to work for told me I was no longer needed & wanted to escort me from the office, I told them I needed to uninstall some personal software from my station first, they refused & frog marched me from the building. That personal software was an automation suite that I had purchased to make doing my job easier, but since I no longer worked there *they* didn't have the right to leave it installed. So I called up the software company, told them that my former employer was illegally using *my* copy of the software, & asked what I could do about it. The solution was I got a fresh copy of the software & a new license key, the software company promptly deactivated the old & now illegal copy. I can only imagine the "fun" my ex employer must have had when all the automation scripts I'd set up to help me do my job suddenly stopped working & my old station started screaming "I'm running illegal software! Register me! Register me NOW!" Theoreticly my ex employer SHOULD have reformatted my station to a pristine state before reloading it with approved software & reissuing it to a new employee, but knowing the penny pinching nature of said bastards & how much they loved to scrimp everywhere they could, they probably didn't do any of that before putting a new person down at the machine. I was told later by an old coworker that I was correct in the guess that manglement hadn't scrubbed the system & shit their knickers when all my scripts stopped working. "It was chaos. Utter fekkin' chaos. It was almost as if you had PLANNED it!" He laughed himself sick when I told him what I had done & how the company had essentially shot themselves in the foot.

So don't drop a logic bomb in hopes of destroying expensive stuff, simply enforce the rules - especially the ones most likely to bite them the hardest on the arse at the worst possible moment.

*Evil gleeful cackle*

Spectre/Meltdown fixes in HPC: Want the bad news or the bad news? It's slower, say boffins

Shadow Systems

Re: The good news...

I wonder if the recent news that Intel's next generation of chips will remove the hyperthreading capabilities (still multi core but only 1 thread per core) is coincidental?

If Brussels wants Android forks, phone makers aren't helping

Shadow Systems

Android forks?

What about Android spoons, knives, or sporks? Won't someone think of the cutlery? =-)p

Sysadmin sank IBM mainframe by going one VM too deep

Shadow Systems

Deja vu!

I jokingly asked in a previous topic about recursive VM's. Now they post a story about recursive VM's. It's like recursion only better! =-D

Friday FYI: 9 out of 10 of website login attempts? Yeah, that'll be hackers

Shadow Systems

An honest question.

What if the moment one site announced that it had been hacked, every other site that required a log in automaticly sent a password reset link to the registered email address' of every user they have, thus forcing the users to create a new password in order to log in once more?

Sure it would be a pain to the users, sure it would mean constant resets from all the breaches, but it would stomp on a criminal's ability to use a stolen password to log in since they would also have to have gained access to the email account in order to intercept/use the emailed password reset link.

I realize it won't do anything for the lag between reported breaches & the auto-triggered reset emails, but it might cut down on the criminal's ability to use a stolen password to access as many accounts, right?

I'm asking an honest question so please don't downvote me, instead enlighten/educate me as to why it isn't a good idea. Thanks! =-)

Either my name, my password or my soul is invalid – but which?

Shadow Systems

Re: Idiot password checkers

I like to use Elder Runes. It means my password is unique & anyone attempting to say them aloud winds up summoning an Elder God. It's a self-Darwinian method of password security. =-)p

♫ The Core i9 clock cycles go up. Who cares where they come down?

Shadow Systems

Re: Fake news.

Let's see: believe the writer of TFA whom has presumeably done some research into the topic & can back up their story with evidence, or the Anonymous Coward screaming "Fake News!" like your common garden troll? Hmmmm... let's think about that...

LG G7 ThinkQ: Ropey AI, but a feast for sore eyes and ears

Shadow Systems

They should make a new phone...

Call it the LG BTQ phone & market it to the world as the first "Happy phone for happy people!"

Give it a headphone jack, an SD card slot, 32GiB RAM, 1TiB storeage, & a 4000MAh removeable battery, then price it as affordibly as possible. Make it with an open bootloader & fully listed specs so the hardware hacking folks can easily customize the hell out of it, including creating new ROMs for others to use. Give it software updates in lockstep with Google's releases of the OS, that way nobody winds up in a security shitehole because their phone is the Adobe Flash of the telecom world.

Last but not least, if you give it a notch then let us come beat the ever lovin' !FEK! out of you for being a bunch of cockwombles.

‘Elders of the Internet’ apologise for social media, recommend Trump filters to fix it

Shadow Systems

Re: Trump Filters?

"...paranoid thought when you wake up in the dead of night, and shrieking nutjob you'd usually cross the street to avoid."

My first thought was "That sounds like the CheetoInCheif!" only to have it confirmed when TFA specified the orange haired Dunderkind. =-Jp

Sub-Prime: Amazon's big day marred by server crashes, staff strikes

Shadow Systems

At DougS, re: gobs of cash...

I'd love the chance to try & spend it all. I promise to not let it get to my head.

"Dear Lord, please let me prove that getting richer than You won't spoil me!"

=-D

Shadow Systems

I like the Reality disconnect...

Another phrase for Amazon's "Prime Day" that the media likes to banter about is "Black Friday in July"...

Which is happening on a Monday.

I think the site being unable to cope is just the servers having a mental brainfart while they try to wrap their minds around the Reality disconnect. =-)p

Sad Nav: How a cheap GPS spoofer gizmo can tell drivers to get lost

Shadow Systems

I thought this was another Microsoft story...

My screen reader said "sad nav" as if it were "SatNad" (the popular euphamism for Microsoft's big cheese) & all I could think was "MS renders something else FUBAR, so what else is new?" Then I RTFA & realized my error in parsing something, forced a character step through the title, & found out where I went wrong. Still, dodgy receivers, obscenely easily hacked devices able to be spoofed with an R'Pi, & user's lives being given ulcers... That sounds like about right. =-J

Scam alert: No, hackers don't have webcam vids of you enjoying p0rno. Don't give them any $$s

Shadow Systems

I received one of those as well...

I don't watch porn anymore (no point when you're blind), I don't own a webcam, I don't have a FarceBook account, so good luck with that scam.

Can I interest you in a cure for that SpaceHerpes I hope you catch in Karmic retribution?

Forking hell. It's summer, and Windows 10 is already thinking about autumn

Shadow Systems

Re: " rebrand to Notepad 365 cannot be far behind"

Don't forget every copy will come with Clippy preinstalled, can't be removed, can't be shut off, & will helpfully erase your drive(s) if you attempt to save locally. =-J

Do you really want your kids' future in the hands of Capita? Well, too bad

Shadow Systems

Re: Thank $deity my children are out of school

Perhaps your children can get jobs correcting all the mistakes Crapita makes in scoring the tests. $Deity knows Crapita won't be smart enough to know the correct answers to anything. =-J

Intel, Microsoft, Adobe release a swarm of bug fixes to ruin your week

Shadow Systems

One. Hundred. Fifty. flaws?

*Blink. Blink*

FMS with a set of bagpipes...

Boffin botheration as IET lifts axe on 20-year-old email alias service

Shadow Systems

At Norman Nescio, re: ARC...

If the user doesn't do it correctly does that mean their ARC is worse than their write?

=-)p

Leatherbound analogue password manager: For the hipster who doesn't mind losing everything

Shadow Systems

Re: User-generated obfuscation

There is an easy form of exactly that, as long as you can remember the order of certain glyphs.

Imagine a 3x3 grid like a tic tac toe board. In the upper left corner you place a single dot in the corner. In the top center you place a dot in the middle of the space. In the top right you place a dot in the corner. In the center left square you place a dot in the middle; in the center square the dot goes in the center; in the center right square the dot goes in the middle. In the lower left square the dot goes in the corner, in the bottom middle square the dot goes in the middle, & in the bottom right the dot goes in the corner. Now consider each square one letter of the alphabet, in this case A to I. Repeat the tic tac toe board with squiggles, x's, or even smiley faces until you have enough for all 26 letters & 10 numbers. Now you just have to remember in which order you created each grid (I suggest using 1 dot for the first, 2 for the second, 3 for the third & so on), that way you can simply look at which direction the square faces, at what doodle is inside the square, & do the mental math to figure out what letter/number it represents. You've just created a cypher that very few folks will be able to decode easily (if at all), much less on the fly from memory.

You can use that method to write passwords, using a line over the glyph to mean an uppercase letter or to multiply the digit by some value of ten (although Roman Numerals are a greater PITA than just writing out the numbers themselves).

My friends & I used to do this all the time back in school. We'd leave each other notes, leave single glyphs to confuse folks on sticky notes stuck to things, & generally have fun throwing folks for a loop.

I challenged one to write his English homework in code, he retaliated by daring me to write an entire book report the same way. I refused only because my teacher had no sense of humour, but I made up for it by writing a story that way instead. He laughed his ass off when he saw the 50 pages of single spaced, college ruled binder paper covered in hieroglyphics. =-)p

I kept a pocket flip cover notepad in my pocket for years, a tiny pencil in the spine, so I could take notes when an idea struck me. Putting them into code was a good way to make sure my parents didn't know what trouble I was getting into. (Had they been able to decode it, they would have grounded me so fast it would have made my head spin!) So do something along those same lines to keep your own notes, including passwords. The chances that some random stranger finding the pad & being able to read it are low, & knowing what's written there belongs to *you* is almost nonexistent. (Unless you have a mailing address label for yourself stuck inside the cover so they know where to return it, but that's another story.) =-)

Cancelled in Crawley? At least your train has free Wi-Fi now, right?

Shadow Systems

Bah. Ya buncha whiners.

Back in MY day we had to climb atop the train & do our own smoke signals. Talk about a right pain in the arse. When they upgraded to carrier pigeons we were happy as pigs in slop... right up until you were facin the wrong way to shelter the bird as ya flung it into the air, got whacked on the back of the head by the tunnel overhead, & ended up swallowin the damned bird as ya landed sprawled atop the carriage. You would wake up hours later, mouth full o' feathers, & had to go get another bird from the conductor. Charged ya a mint, too. We tried doin' the job from inside a car & releasin' the little blighter out th' window, but it always seemed that would be the very moment ya passed a tree & turned ya bird into a puff of swirlin' feathers. Charged us for replacements then, too. Bastards.

You kids with yer newfangled wifey an' sell-fonez complainin' 'bout piss poor signals.

*Shakes a palsied fist*

Danged whippersnappers! Get off'n my traaaaain!

*Cough*

I'll get my coat, it's the one with my dried frog pills in the pocket.

A fine vintage: Wine has run Microsoft Solitaire on Linux for 25 years

Shadow Systems

Recursion can be fun!

What happens if you start with a Linux machine, run WINE, use WINE to fire up a Windows based VM, use the VM to run an instance of Win10, inside Win10 use the Windows Subsystem for Linux to run a copy of Ubuntu, wherein you start an instance of WINE in order to launch a Windows based VM in order to run another copy of Win10 so you can use the WSL to run Ubuntu...

Hey look! My computer just gave me TheFinger!

=-D

I'll get my coat, it's the one with the coat in the pocket with the coat in the pocket with the coat...

What a flap: SIM swiped from slain stork's GPS tracker used to rack up $2,700 phone bill

Shadow Systems

Re: Renew Recycle Reuse

You could send it back via airmail. =-)p

Marriage of AI, Google chips will save diabetics from a lot of pricks

Shadow Systems

Thank you.

As a full Type 1 (insulin dependant) diabetic that has to make myself bleed 5 or more times a day, THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart & the depths of my finger caloses. It's research like this, developments like these, & folks like you that will hopefully lead to me no longer living like a fekkin pin cushion. I & every other person on the planet that has to make themselves bleed like a leaky fawcet thank you.

In that vein (snort) please allow me to ask that you hurry up & get this into our hands as fast as possible - the better that I might not die looking like a dehydrated strip of beef jerky. =-J

SD cards add PCIe and NVMe, hit 985 MB/sec and 128TB

Shadow Systems

128TiB in an SD card?

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

*Flings bags of cash at you*

GimmiegimmiegimmiegimmieGIMMIE!

=-D

Seriously, I'd love to have a few of those. I could build a RAID NAS box & store everything I've ever downloaded/produced for decades to come. Every document, every old photo (even if I can no longer see them), every song, every movie, every ISO, *everything*... and have multiple redundant backups of it all just in case.

And then there's all that porn. Mmmmm... <Homer Simpson>Porn</Homer Simpson>

Creep travels half the world to harass online teen gamer… and gets shot by her mom – cops

Shadow Systems

At Pen-y-gors, re: bullets & trees.

It only takes one bullet to bring down any tree that isn't petrified. The round just needs to be an armor piercing high explosive one & you can kiss that tree goodbye. If you acknowledge that the round from a Howitzer is a bullet writ large, then it doesn't have to be an APHE one, it just has to hit the tree a glancing blow to reduce it to splinters.

Granted, LRR probably wasn't armed with a Howitzer, but that's only because they're too hard to fit in your knickers.

"Is that a 120mm cannon in your pants, or are you just REALLY happy to see me?"

*Cough*

=-Jp

Don't panic, but your baby monitor can be hacked into a spycam

Shadow Systems

This makes me want to buy one!

Knowing it's about as secure as Adobe Flash means I can count on it getting hacked within moments of connecting it to the internet.

Which means script kiddies will find it, hack it, & soon be exposed to the live feed from the camera & mics...

Which I will have "accidentally" connected to the Vogon porn broadcast!

*Ominous maniacal laughter*

I'm not evil, I'm "Creatively Vindictive", there's a difference. =-D

Facebook sends lowly minions to placate Euro law makers over data-slurp scandal

Shadow Systems

I've said it before, I'll say it again.

If FB refuses to answer all your questions to your satisfaction, then simply ban FB until it complies.

If you block your citizens from accessing FB at all (except via VPN) then you stop FB from being able to make any money off them. If you freeze all FB assets located in your area & hold it hostage pending a full audit of their books WRT to the paying of proper taxes, GDPR compliance, etc, then FB will lose *Billions* as a result. And THAT is how you make that uppity shitlick sit up & do your bidding, by hitting him right where it hurts: his share/stakeholders' wallets.

How fast would his own board hand him to you like a trussed up pig for the BBQ once their bank accounts started hemmoraging cash? How much could you fine FB under the GDPR? How much money could FB's 'holders stand to lose while their boss gives TheFinger to you? I'm betting it will be measured in nanoseconds after the first fine slaps them in the face.

Please oh please oh PLEASE ban FB! Please bankrupt their worthless asses for all eternity. Have every FB executive arrested, their assets frozen, then the bodies thrown into a long disused lavatory at the bottom of an unlit flight of stairs behind a sign that reads "Beware of the leopard!" & forced to listen to Vogon poetry for the rest of their lives...

Trainee techie ran away and hid after screwing up a job, literally

Shadow Systems

At Lee D...

Nah, that would reflect badly on his self image.

Intel CEO Brian Krzanich quits biz after fling with coworker rumbled

Shadow Systems

At the AC, re: the notch.

Nah, the underling had a ZIF socket for that. ;-P

Shadow Systems

Re: non-fraternization policy

Damn it, you owe me a new keyboard!

*Lifts a tankard in toast of your excellent post*

Cheers, you bastard! XD Hahahahahahhha...

IBM loses mainframe docs down the back of the web, customers cry 'sabotage'

Shadow Systems

Re: Yet Again, The Almighty Cloud.

I feel the same way. I've always made it a point to scrape all the documentation bits from any site I found useful just in case it suddenly goes away. I'll WGET a copy of the server, Zip it together for ease of archiving to another drive, & then leave the WGET files in a subdirectory with an appropriate name. That way if the network ever fails, the site goes away, or anything else happens to said docs then at least *I* have a local copy upon which to fall.

This practice proved its worth when my employer had me writing up a web site that would allow our in the field techs to dial in, look up any of the 2TiB of docs we retained, download them, & have the specs at hand for repairing the device in front of them. Our document server went TITSUP & my boss had a cow thinking that the broken RAID cards that took it down also wiped the data. Right up until I handed him a portable 4TiB drive with a copy of said server's data on it. It was a damn good thing I'd done it too, the RAID card *had* rendered it all FUBAR & the admin in charge of doing the backups had screwed the pooch. My drive was used to restore all the server's doc files & I got a nice fat envelop in gratitude.

If I ever find the site which I archived is no longer available, I contact the site admin to ask if they need their data back. I explain what I've done & why, then make it available to them to restore from if they need/want to. I've lost track of the number of times I get a phone call from some panicked admin that wants to buy me a pint in gratitude. Some call me a pirate for scraping their site, right up until I make it clear I don't offer the data up to anyone *except* the site admin in case of emergency. I know there's the Internet Archive that does a better job, but I'm not the IA & never intend to be.

I'm just a private citizen whom learned the hard way at an early age to Always. Make. Backups. Of. Critical. Data.

Big Cable unplugs Cali's draft net neutrality protections yet AGAIN

Shadow Systems

Re: Google. AI faster!

Option 5: Cthulhu.

I vote for him every time. Better the devil I know... and have over for family reunions with all the rest of us evil bastards.

=-D

Script kiddie goes from 'Bitcoin Baron' to 'Lockup Lodger' after DDoSing 911 systems

Shadow Systems

Re: Not quite a master hacker, but still needs a harsh-ish term

Nothing with a network connection would technicly include an ATM, so kiss goodbye your ability to take money out of your own account from anything/anywhere other than a branch office of your bank during bank hours from a Human teller.

No email, no online shopping, no job resource access, no school resources that require you to go online to retrieve/interact with, no tv set top box/Netflix/Hulu/AmazonPrime/etc, no Youtube nor Porntube, no Wiki, no online mapping for directions, no online translations, no Alexa/Curtana/Siri/etc, nothing that requires "the cloud"...

He's going to find his life *very* difficult without being able to access any device with an internet connection. All those IOT devices are right out, a SmartPhone is right out, & any "smart" device is something with which he can't make any use thereof.

He is effectively screwed fifteen ways to next Saint Nuggin's Day.

Microsoft Edge bug odyssey shows why we can't have nice things

Shadow Systems

It's not that we can't have nice things...

It's that Microsoft is too incompetent to deliver anything nice.

"You've found a security flaw in our stuff? We'll think about fixing that in about three or four months. Your bug bounty? Forget it, we ain't payin' you shite. Thanks for using Microsoft!"

We can have nice things, we just can't get them from Microsoft.

♬ Finland, Finland, Finland, the country for new cloud DCs ♬

Shadow Systems

Re: I for one…

It's not the song that I mind so much as it is the inclusion of [curse & vitriol laced thirty minute rant that turns the air blue with incandescent hatred] emoji.

If ElReg feels the need to resort to pictures instead of words for the headlines, you've just started down the slippery slope of discriminating against those with anything but perfect vision. Thanks a lot.

Here's some phish-AI research: Machine-learning code crafts phishing URLs that dodge auto-detection

Shadow Systems

I've got an easy solution...

I never click links. Not ever. Never never never, nope-a nope-a nope! =-D

/Sarcasm...???

Google-free Android kit tipped to sell buckets

Shadow Systems

His name made me chuckle...

Mr. Ramon T Llamas immediately brought to mind the Monty Python "Ralph the Wonder Llama" credits gag. I hope Mr. Llamas didn't get too bad of a ribbing for his last name when that skit was aired. =-}p

PC nerds: Can't get no SATA-isfaction? Toshiba flaunts NVMe SSD action

Shadow Systems

Re: What do I need to specify on my next motherboard?

The most important thing you need to do will come after completing the final build & having a running computer. Specificly, making a second one & sending it to me! =-D

I'll get my coat, it's the one with the pockets full of high hopes.

User spent 20 minutes trying to move mouse cursor, without success

Shadow Systems

Re: Done that a bunch of times

I second this one.

The CSR's at my bank recognize me by name & understand that I did IT support work for a living before I lost my sight. If they're having a problem with their machine they can describe the issue to me, I'll think about it for a moment, then patiently, politely explain how to fix it. It works more often than not, they're happy that they don't have to wait for "official help", & then they're all too eager to help me do whatever I need to do that brought me to the bank in the first place.

A little kindness, a bit of patience, & you can relate your computer know how to someone for whom computers might as well be unknowable arcane wizardry requiring incantations, magic circles, & sacraficial animals to shed blood in order to work properly.

The last time it was because the plug on the cable to the digitizer tablet (the part where you sign with the stylus) had come loose from the back of their tower. A simple push back in, tightening of the retention knobs, & it worked - it took maybe five minutes of my time, saved them an hour on the phone to hell desk, & the problem was no more.

It's little things like that, random acts of kindness, that help the world become a nicer place for us all.