Re: Off to the tower with Zuck
I think it would be amusing as hell to strap a bungie cord to his ankles, shove him off the roof of the Tower, & put a very shallow ("Kiddie") pool at the bottom filled with angry Yorkies. He'd scream the entire way down, the screams would rile up the Yorkies to a fever pitch, the *barely* in time stop at the bottom would bonk his head into the bottom of the pool, at which point the Yorkies would get a moment to maul him. Then the cord would yank him back up, let him catch his breath, at which point the cycle repeats as he falls once more.
Televise the event, put it on PayPerView to make some *serious* money, & let the world watch as Zuck gets questioned between each shove off the roof.
"Mister Zuckerberg, did you authorize the debaucle?"
I don't know what- *Shove* AAAAIIIIIEEEEE!
"Once more. Did you authorize the debaucle?"
I *sob* have no idea *sob* what yo- *SHOVE* AAAAIIIIIEEEE!
(A digital counter to one side shows the current PPV total cash in the coffers; a second line shows the number of billions of "Likes" for the event.)
"Hmm... it seems we've paid off the national debt five times over. We should have thought of this sooner!"