* Posts by hrhpod

4 posts • joined 7 Feb 2015

Who would code a self-destruct feature into their own web browser? Oh, hello, Apple

hrhpod

Whitehat aviator

- it's so secure it breaks half the internet and nothing plays unless you tell it to so everything looks ugly AND it deletes everything every time you close it, so you actually need to be able to remember your passwords.

I love it.

World's oldest person scoffs daily ration of bacon

hrhpod

You chaps might want to read this.

http://www.amazon.com/The-Big-Fat-Surprise-Healthy/dp/1451624425

Turns out, bacon really is good for you - and low fat obsessives and vegans are all going to die early from strokes or from being murdered.

No really.

Apple preps to DUMP crappy, sluggish iPhoto FOR GOOD

hrhpod

Gawd

Iphoto is awful. It crashes more often than a formula 1 team. It would be delightful if the new app could remain open without the spinny wheel of doom from making me want to put my fist through my screen.

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: The Red Dwarf chilli chutney egg sarnie

hrhpod

Mr Vikki's hell hot habanero is what you need.

It's like chilli marmite - a smear on a buttery slice of bread is the perfect accompaniment to a well fried egg butty.

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