* Posts by Loud Speaker

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Big Mickey Dell is wrong: Cloud ain't going to eat all of IT

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However, if your ISP can disconnect you from your own data, then court orders don't enter into the discussion.

I company I was in some years ago was destroyed because their ISP had lied to its parent company about the volume of business it was doing, and multiplied our debts by 10 (together with those of other customers) to explain where the money had gone. If your cloud floats away, you are toast.

More than half of punters reckon they can't get superfast broadband

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5G?

Laugh, I nearly ... I suspect it is really Tony Hancock that is the minister.

I live in London, and rarely get 5M!

I can see the fibre cabinet from my front door - it is about 5 parking spaces away.

I asked the Openreach guy when he was going to connect me, and he said

"%$£&^ Xpbwg %&$*!!!!!" - a good deal more informative than BT's customer

service.

Going shopping for a BSOD? We've found 'em in store at M&S

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Re: The second photo is not a Linux error screen.

It was "Strike F1 to continue ..." thus inspiring the (marginally later) variant:

"User error ... Strike user to continue"

which the marketing droids insisted we remove from our software. I am sure it cut down on the support calls, and I seriously doubt it affected sales.

Helping autonomous vehicles and humans share the road

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Re: Cocks

Over the years, I have found that suitably dented, rusty, white vans tend to get plenty of space on the road.

It still amazes me that people try to overtake full sized artics on roundabouts. They can't see anything in the mirrors while turning, and may need at least two lanes to come off. (And occasionally roll over).

There is a very big roundabout quite near me like this. It has an exit from a major industrial artery which is followed immediately by a very sharp single lane exit into an industrial estate. Artics have to enter the roundabout in the outside lane, cross to the inner lane on the roundabout, and then drive almost pass the single lane exit to turn in. Cars and bikes try and pass them on the inside all the time - result: "squelch".

AI can now tell if you're a criminal or not

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Re: Quality research

1856 real people. but no fake people!!!

The results are bound to be skewed!

Google's neural network learns to translate languages it hasn't been trained on

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Re: Not bad

Here is a really useful intermediate language, already recognised as a standard ...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-38000387

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Re: ummm

and come up with output.

FTFY

UK NHS 850k Reply-all email fail: State health service blames Accenture

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Re: How does this sort of thing happen?

a lot of config level school-boy errors had to be made

Yep - something must be done - this is something - so it must be done!

(Pay peanuts: get monkeys).

Lessons from the Mini: Before revamping or rebooting anything, please read this

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Re: Nice article...

an Allegro - never was there a more mis-named car

No. It was a spelling error. A previous owner had corrected it on mine to "All Aggro"!

It was exactly right - needed a repair every week. However, the week before it was due for an MOT (which it would have failed on almost everything) it was stolen! The thieves must have been really sore!

Vodafone blames €5bn H1 loss on cutthroat Indian competition

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Re: So dropped 170m due to no longer being able to impose EU roaming charges

how long does having their HQ in the UK continue to make sense?

Let them take it elsewhere. And the rest of their business. Preferably to a galaxy far away.

'Pavement power' - The bad idea that never seems to die

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Re: Important Question

The significance of the article is: even if they were tiny LEDs under the paving stones, they would consume 100 times the energy produced.

As for the suggestion that you could increase the energy people use to walk by 25% and they not notice: I think the average person would recognise the feeling of wading through treacle or walking across a ploughed field.

Chirp! Let's hear it for data over audio

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Actually, judging by the annoying nature of the communications, I'd say there is a strong need for an acoustic coupler - which was basically a foam filled wooden box to keep the bloody noise in.

As for sending data as audio - I think that was standard practice in the 1880's - it certainly pre-dates Morse and his code. And RTTY is a lot better at sending asynchronous ASCII.

Iguazio: Made from Kia parts but faster than a Ferrari with 1,000 drivers

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Re: Well, that filled my bingo card.

Its not snake oil. Anyone who has experienced the shock of encountering an MBA will recognise this - its an on-going bullshit scenario!

IoT worm can hack Philips Hue lightbulbs, spread across cities

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Re: hollowed-out trade mark

They were once the largest Consumer Electronics in Europe.

That was before the MBA was invented.

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Re: Hands up who is still a fan of IoT?

So what happens WHEN (not IF) EVERY lightbulb on the market is "smart," candles are nowhere to be found and they ban lamp oil as a fire risk?

You have obviously not been to a 3rd world country (where nothing works properly, even without the aid of the Internet): People learn to ignore the problems, and just get things done.

UK's 'FBI' hit by DDoS barrage

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Re: History says wait two years

It is a part of the government. Most likely running on a 486, and they install the updates using 5 1/4" floppies.

Trump's plan: Tariffs on electronics, ban on skilled tech migrants, turn off the internet

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Re: Efficiency kills jobs

The difference is that the UK exports Ponzi schemes to pay for its food. If Europe puts up trade barriers - they win financially, we lose our food.

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Re: And we thought BREXIT was bad

The only things America exports are Hollywood movies and Gangsta rap. We can download those for free (although Nollywood and Bollywood movies and Afrobeat music are a lot more fun).

Power to the (outsourced) people – globalisation starts small

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Re: "most people hate having to mess with their heating controls"

Your life appears to be sadly lacking in Unicorn poop.

Mirai IoT botnet blamed for 'smashing Liberia off the internet'

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Re: re: the point...

They probably thought they were attacking "Libertarians". I expect the next attack to target anyone with the name "Richard Head".

Hm, is that a minefield? Let me just throw my magic bomb-sniffing spinach over there

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It doesn't wafe, it strays!

Ghost of DEC Alpha is why Windows is rubbish at file compression

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Re: "chose not to serve"

The whole point of CISC was to save memory. No, No, a thousand times NO

The whole point of CISC is to save memory bandwidth

The first real CISC was the PDP11 - and you can see it clearly in the instruction set - the object is to fetch as few bytes of instruction from memory and then do as much as possible before you have to do it again! It doesn't matter a toss how fast your instruction cycles are if your CPU is sitting there waiting for the loads and stores to complete so it can fetch another instruction.

Sure you can make the problem harder to identify with gloriously complicated caching and pipelining, but the physics remains the same.

CISC was the winner because main memory is DRAM (slow as hell) while the CPU's internals are static RAM - massively faster - and the communications between them are a serious bottleneck. L1 and L2 cache help - a bit - but "ye cannae break the laws of physics, Captain".

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Re: So why not create a new v2 compression scheme?

Both factors meant that the CPU was probably kicking its heels whilst the I/O happened, so reading less data and burning the wasted cycles on decompression was a win.

This was, of course, true of Windows up to at least XP.

It was almost certainly not the case with VMS (I used it, but was not familiar with the code). However, Unix was around from before 1978 (when I first met it) and most definitely could do proper DMA transfers and multi-threading of tasks where the hardware permitted. I know: I wrote tape and disk drivers for it (in the 80's).

And I am bloody sure that Alpha assembler could do bit twiddling with little more pain that x86. I have written assembler for both. C compilers might have been less good at it.

The Alpha architecture allows you to write and load microcode routines at run time - so you could implement the bit twiddling instructions yourself and load them when your program loaded. Great for implementing database joins, etc. Of course, you have to know what you are doing to write microcode. This might be the real problem.

Cheap, lousy tablets are killing the whole market says IDC

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Re: Think of all that extra landfill

If you open the average tablet, you will find stuff made from (approximately) ...

1 cup of desert sand (glass, silicon in the chips)

1 cup of oil (the plastic parts)

Barely enough aluminium and copper to make a thimble from each.

A match-head size lump of other stuff (gold for plating contacts three atoms thick, dopants for silicon, etc)

As far as land-fill goes, they are on a par with a 20p "environmentally friendly" supermarket shopping bag.

And the plastic case can be recycled - although the cost of doing so is probably at least four times the cost (to the environment) of making new plastic.

If you want to do something useful with your life - try to find a way to use old iPads as house construction materials.

Alleged ISIS member 'wore USB cufflink and trained terrorists in encryption'

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Re: Another 'intent' crime

Possessing USB cufflinks may or may not be thought crime but it is most definitely a fashion crime

What will happen when I'm too old to push? (buttons, that is)

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Re: Solution

My alarm clock is bright enough for people two blocks away to read by. We solved the problem by putting it in a garden grade bin bag - and you can still tell the time by it!

And all for £2.50!

Donald Trump running insecure email servers

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they do not disable the firewall protection for public holidays and overnight and for rest breaks

Has anyone told the unions about this?

Who killed Cyanogen?

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No need for an actual secret deal - but a strong need for a rumour to save the faces of the extraordinarily stupid.

HPE tops in tape. Yes, tape is still a thing

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Anyone who would buy into an Oracle proprietary format should be kept away from purchasing by any means possible.

Galaxy Note 7 flameout: 2 in 5 Samsung fans say they'll never buy from the Korean giant again

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Re: iPhone instead?

If it's just quick sketch type of stuff anything with a big enough screen should do as high quality drawing of Sammy stylus solution is not needed for most uses.

Have you tried one? You can draw schematics and annotate them with values on a Samsung Note phone. You cant do that on the competition. I believe it is a combination of high-res digitiser, and the stylus providing pressure data, but what would I know, I have only used it.

As for using pencil and paper, sure, but with the Note, you have it in digital form, and can dump it to LTO tape for archiving. Probably not useful for a one man carpenter, but if you have 1,000 engineers in the field, its a very different proposition.

It is very nice to be able to send a photo of the circuit to a colleague, and have him sketch the required changes, and send it back - especially if you can do this while on public transport (eg while waiting for a train, not in a bus going over speed bumps :-).

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Re: I'd still like one

If you want to know how to blow up a plane with 100ml of water, you probably need to join Da 'Esh, cos its not in any physics or chemistry text book in the west, and I am fairly sure that includes ones published before 1960.

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Re: Highly Unlikely

As an ex Samsung user, I can state that none of my family was prepared to buy a phone without a removeable battery and SD card, and we sure as hell wont be buying one with no headphone socket either.

Who cares about thin when they can have battery life and dual SIM? (Now a Huawei user).

[replacing screen in a Nokia 6120 as I write this].

Oracle rip-off merchants Rimini Street fined another $28m, hit with permanent ban

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Re: Orabully

Regardless of who is right in this case, the fewer people exposed to the horrors of Oracle software, the better.

Lenovo exec: Nope, not building Windows Phones

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Re: Windows 10 Mobile sort of broke things

Microsoft has always been about the software. That's where they made their name,

No. They made their name and fame through skulduggery and crookery - and buyouts: mostly to the detriment of previous users, employees and shareholders.

What says Internet of Things better than a Bluetooth-controlled smart candle?

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Re: Sounds good to me

Targeting fuckwits?

Seriously, that is one huge market - this thing will go great guns!

I must buy shares now!

So, Gov.UK infosec in 2015. 'Chaotic'. Cost £300m. NINE THOUSAND data breaches...

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Re: Is it me?

only ever print out what has to be sent by snail mail

Just wait till you have to make an insurance claim and have no originals of the documents. Then you will see the benefits of "paperless".

End all the 'up to' broadband speed bull. Release proper data – LGA

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How can ISPs properly account for this?

That is not their job. If I use a bus to get to the train station to take the Eurostar, do I blame British Rail for the slow bus? NO.

However, if the Eurostar somehow only achieves 33MPH all the way to Paris, and they blame it on London Transport, I would expect "questions to be asked".

Bug of the month: Cache flow problem crashes Samsung phone apps

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Re: Self-modifying code

I think you will find RAM is quite a bit faster than in the days of a PDP8. Did you ever use an 8S?

And self-modifying was actually quite useful in dedicated purpose low power microprocessors. In fact, with FPGAs, we can also have self-modifying hardware.

However, now that the average phone can outperform a Cray, what is worth implementing? One does have to wonder quite where sanity lies!

Personally, I am not going to buy a smart watch till it has a SCSI interface and tape backup. (At the present rate, I expect that to be before 2020).

Excel abuse hits new heights as dev uses VBA to code spreadsheet messaging app

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Re: Not excel, but...

Rather that than /dev/op has poked you!

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He could have been doing his taxes on Skype.<p>

Is that how Apple do theirs? if so, I would recommend it to anyone.

Tesla driver dies after Model S hits tree

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Re: UPS

The UPS in the next room to me has 18 off 12V batteries in series. Given that a 12V battery in good condition is actually 13.6V, it is approx 245V, and not the 12V you describe. The battery pack connects to the rest of it via a 50A fuse.

However, there is a complete absence of lithium, and it has yet to reach the speed of a milk float.

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Re: standard operating procedures

Prius driver do not exceed milk float speeds...

At the end of my street there is a minicab company that uses Priuses, and I confirm this is true.

Breaking 350 million: What's next for Windows 10?

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Re: 2 GB requirement for Win 10 'anniversary update'?

Uncle, Uncle, what is wrong with my PC?

"Its got Windows 10 on it!"

Can you fix it?

Yes: I happen to have a Linux Mint install USB stick in my jacket pocket for this kind of situation.

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"1 reformat and install the Linux distro of their choice. Or, if they're up to additional work, BSD." Just how I, as an average computer user who spends most of his time in MS Office and a web browser, want to spent a Sunday afternoon.

The average Linux install takes me about 40 mins - on a clapped out old Core 2. BSD can be installed in under 20 mins in most cases.

The problem with BSD is more the learning curve to admin it. However, admin is also the main problem with Linux. Joe User cannot do the admin role. But he can't do it for Windows either.

In reality, some other family member does it, and, increasingly, there are family members who realise it is far easier to admin someone else's Linux machine than someone else's Windows machine. Massively easier.

In the end, that will be what kills Windows.

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Re: Deja Vu

The Windows XP segment isn't going to shrink very quickly. It clearly consists of users (or applications) that are happy as they are.

They are clearly going to have to disconnect from the Internet to stay happy.

Fortunately, there are no device drivers for the Wifi interface in my XP laptop

200 experts line up to tell governments to get stuffed over encryption

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Re: For the benefit of politicians...

Success when hammering a nail into a dense piece of wood usually entails hitting the nail repeatedly on the head.

CP: success when hammering a point into a dense politician's head involves hitting the politician on the head repeatedly.

Corporates ARE sniffing around Windows 10, says Computacenter

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Re: Sniffing around

my dog does this

Somehow this reminded me of a Darwin Awards where some guy went fishing with dynamite. He lights the fuse, chucks the stick in the lake, dog goes in after and retrieves the stick.

Results as expected.

Lesson: do not let your dog sniff Windows 10.

Notting Hill Carnival spycams: Met Police rolls out real-time live face-spotting tech

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Re: V - "I propose a crowdfunded Scramble Suit.

I strongly advise you DO NOT ATTEND IN A BURKINI!

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Carnival violence (risk of)

Just in case anyone here doesn't know, there are quite often "violent incidents" at carnival, however, the amount of violence is low compared to even ONE cup final. Bear in mind that the attendance is the equivalent of fourty (40) cup finals, the weather is usually hot (unlike at cup finals), and there is nothing else in London to do that is free, is extremely low compared to what would probably be the case with no carnival.

The Police antipathy to carnival has on many occasions been intentionally stirred up by the way the police on the beat are managed: eg (historically) keeping the police in confined spaces without adequate food and drink until after the press have gone home, employing police from areas where there are no black people, issuing them with walkie-talkies that can't connect to the London system, etc.

The police generally tend to act as if anyone who is not wearing a blue uniform is a criminal, especially if black. They also seem to think that because they (the police) are able to coordinate their actions, the carnival goers, most of whom know only a few people there, are able to do the same, and act "in concert". So they assume that if three guys on a street corner have a "barney" then the other million or so people there are somehow involved.

Who polices the police? Do I need to ask?

You shrunk the database into a .gz and the app won't work? Sigh

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My SO has a Lenovo - which came with backup software, which was used regularly (though not frequently), as it needed a large bunch of DVDs, which grew and grew - not something to encourage frequent backups.

One day, said Lenovo failed. It was replaced under warranty, and a restore attempted. No luck, same error code every time.

A very long phone call later, the error code was explained: the software will only restore to the original PC the backup was made from. No way to recover the data to another PC, stored in a proprietary format, and encrypted.

Within hours, Linux was installed, and all backups since done with tar to tape, and tapes rotated using GFS, with archives occasionally. Her sister is quite happy to accept the odd DAT72 tape for offsite storage. Hell, she even has an LTO tape of my stuff in her cupboard too. And yes, several files have been recovered more than once since. And now the Lenovo is due for replacement, migrating all of /home/* will be quite painless.

Sometimes, the old tunes are the best.

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