* Posts by Lysenko

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Report: Underwater net cables are prime targets for terrorists and Russia

Lysenko

Re: LINX

1. The Coastguard has no "fighting" capability, and anything like this would be well outside the role for which it exists. It exists for the safety of shipping and people.

Correct, however, I think many people here are using the term "Coast Guard" to describe a function rather than a specific organisation and the RN Fishery Protection Squadron most certainly is armed and can draft in any other ship in the fleet if need be (see: Cod Wars).

As for the rest, the entire point of a blue water navy is to shoot at people in international waters and this is covered by UN provisions regarding national self-defence. One of the principle reasons for categorising something as critical national infrastructure is to allow an assault on it to be classified as an act of war rather than conventional criminal activity.

Brit MP Dorries: I gave my staff the, um, green light to use my login

Lysenko

Re: I don't understand this

If we bribe people or accept bribes it becomes a criminal matter. If we violate....

If we make statements that are libellous or disregard Court injunctions then we are liable to be prosecuted ... and MP are not ... at least not if the activity takes place inside the Palace of Westminster.

MPs have several extra rights, privileges and immunities by design. That's why the original raid was controversial since it was, prima facie, potential interference with an MP in the conduct of his duties (which is Contempt of Parliament).

What MPs, or rather Parliament as a whole, consider a bad thing is allowing the Judicial and Executive (i.e. the Police) branches of Government to inquire into the proceedings of the Legislature because it breaches the principle of separation of powers which was essentially the root cause of the Civil War.

Lysenko

Re: Sends a terrible message.

Depends on the jurisdiction but in general it will leave you liable if not necessarily culpable and possibly even an accessory.

Unless you can prove mens rea beyond all reasonable doubt then under English law you're almost certainly looking at a negligence action in tort (civil law) at the most, if you can locate an injured party.

To establish criminal negligence you would have to prove that the specific consequences of the sloppy security were reasonably foreseeable and, in practice, you almost always need a consequence of death or severe physical injury. There are no "Administrative" offences in English law - you're either a criminal or else someone has to sue you for damages.

Lysenko

Re: Sends a terrible message.

Essentially she's saying you can't prove someone is at the keyboard just because they've logged in.

The more charitable (though unlikely) interpretation is that she understands plausible deniability. A highly secure password is a distinct liability if you're doing something nefarious that might be detected. Far better to ensure that the login credentials are as widely circulated as possible in such a scenario.

Lysenko

Re: I don't understand this

What's insidious is that this ex copper kept information he was supposed to destroy, then stole it when he left his job, kept it and eventually publicised it.

It's been a while since we've had a decent Contempt of Parliament action. I hope Bob the Plod realises that he can be banged up for this by Parliament itself (i.e. without bothering the CPS and the Courts).

UK government bans all Russian anti-virus software from Secret-rated systems

Lysenko

Re: Jet Engine

Precisely. Quick calculation for an Arleigh Burke Class Destroyer with state of the art AEGIS air defences:

Cost of ship: $1.8 billion

Give it maximum possible defences (2 x RIM-116 short-range missiles and 2 x Phalanx CIWS) and perfect accuracy. You can take out 82 close in threats. Anything else needs to be stopped by the SM-2 and SM-6 missiles further out. Let's assume that the entire VLS is quad-packed with exactly the right loadout (no chance). With yet more impossibly perfect accuracy, you can take out 384 targets. Total 466. Anything above that and the ship is dead, even in this defenders dreamworld.

Cost of Kh-31 anti-ship missile: $0.5 million.

Cost of 500 Kh-31s: $250 million.

You can, therefore, take out the ship spending only 14% of what it cost to build it.

I'm not suggesting that's workable military strategy, you would need an unassailable base to launch all those missiles from for a start, but that doesn't change the fact that big, expensive targets need to achieve and maintain incredible (quite literally) levels of performance in the face of large numbers of (relatively) low tech threats. Personally, I strongly suspect that even 50 Kh-31s inbound means a dead ship.

Lysenko

Re: Jet Engine

The UK literally sold the USSR the technology for the early MIG engine.

Yeah, right, because the USSR could never have mastered that technology on its own. The same sort of thinking that lead the Americans to renege on all their commitments regarding nuclear technology with the UK - because the British couldn't possibly build a bomb themselves without access to American designs. Oops.

Human IQ is pretty much the same everywhere. You can't contain an invention once other people have seen it in action because they will always be able to infer most of the operational details immediately and rapidly resolve the rest experimentally if they have enough money and resources.

Licensing jet engine designs to the USSR made a profit an ensured that we had a damn good idea what the operational capabilities of those engines were. Refusing to do so would just have resulted in the USSR ending up with indigenous designs whose capabilities were more opaque.

The F35 paranoia is equally farcical - unless you seriously believe that the guys at Lockheed have genetically bigger brains than those at Mikoyan or Sukhoi. American military supremacy is based on money, and if the Russians can't match the F35 or a nuclear Super Carrier it is because they don't have the budget, not because they don't understand the engineering.

Lysenko

Re: Maybe that POS ClamAV isn't so bad.

How do you know that your Network Card isn't compromised and lying to you?

I don't. If the chipset is compromised then it's game over - but then if I'm facing an adversary with that level of resource then it's game over in any feasible scenario. The point is I know that Win10, anything Google and assorted other stuff will phone home with my data given half a chance. The fact that controlling that also stops other malware is just a useful side effect.

In any case, given RIPA, European Arrest Warrants and "USA, World Police" extraditions, Russian snooping is way down my priority list. When did the Russians last seize a British security researcher at an airport, or attempt to extradite someone to Moscow based on probable cause established only in a Russian Court? Locking out GCHQ, the FBI and the NSA is far more important so, if I were to use any closed source AV (which I don't), it would likely be Russian or Chinese.

Lysenko

Re: Maybe that POS ClamAV isn't so bad.

How do you know your compiler isn't inserting "phone home" code into certain things when it compiles them?

You know because you've got a proper firewall running on an obsolete PC (or cheap SBC) that logs and traceroutes every outbound connection from anything on the network and, if necessary, enforces a whitelist. This has the added advantage of also keeping a lid on GSnooping, MSFT telemetry and providing defence in depth against online adverts.

Android Wear hardware boss bails

Lysenko

Re: "Android Wear hardware boss bails"

I doubt assembling a bundle of hay is the intended imagery.

You bail water out of a flooding boat and (by analogy) bail out of a crashing vehicle or other problematic situation.

Lysenko

I'll wager 80%+ of fitness bands gather dust in drawers...

I can't see how the "good intentions but no willpower" or "hardcore gym monkey" demographics are fertile territory for wrist tech. innovation, particularly with useless (defined as < week) battery life. I have a watch phone. Useful gadget when I'm out in the field (literally - a field - with cows) checking sensors.

What I would be more likely to upgrade to would be closer to a forearm mounted smartphone[1]. Like the gadget the "Predator" creature uses in the movie of the same name. I can think of quite a few applications for that in vertical markets like logistics, stock control and (my case) agricultural sensor networks where having to actually "hold" a device is a serious limitation. The same goes for the glass of course - lots of vertical potential, not much horizontal.

[1] Ilm sure there are strapons for that (titter), but I'm talking about something way more robust. Forearm fitted Otterbox etc.

Nationwide UK web bank and app take unscheduled nap

Lysenko

Re: Works for me

Hypothetical: if I'd been in urgent need of cash and had had to resort to the desperate measure of using the creditcard in an ATM

Not hypothetical: having worked in quite a few Bank DCs I keep a grand in cash in a secure location[1] at all times.

[1] The fire safe in my office. If burglars get to that they'll be blagging a lot more than £1000 worth of computer equipment anyway.

Lysenko

Re: Downtime is the price you pay.

Once outsourced it will get worse, just look at the banks who already did this.

Once? I thought Nationwide had been progressively outsourcing via CrapGemini and Computacenter for several years now? The latter definitely had a hand in the DC build on Greenham Common Air Base (as was).

US credit repair biz damages own security: 111GB of personal info exposed in S3 blunder

Lysenko

"when they accidentally configure S3 buckets to be public"

How could you ever do that accidentally? It takes deliberate effort.

True, but in fairness, one has to note that the AWS security interface is viciously user-hostile for the sort of amateur who Amazon encourage to play with the system out. I don't think it is entirely coincidental that all these leaks seem to be AWS rather than OneDrive, DropBox, GDrive or any of the other clouds like Azure. There should be big red switches on the primary configuration screen, explicitly labelled "Allow access to all Internet users?" with a confirmation dialog noting:

"If you are storing any personal information regarding individuals, activating this feature may be illegal in your jurisdiction, potentially leading to unlimited fines and/or imprisonment."

UK.gov admits Investigatory Powers Act illegal under EU law

Lysenko

Re: @ Lysenko

@John Brown

I think you missed the point. "England" is not an homogeneous single mass of people.

Constitutionally, it is and it has been (for the purposes of this discussion) since 1707. England and Wales are a single country for the purposes of legislation. England and Scotland are not. You can argue that they should be and, with majoritarianism, you can make it happen.

In a "mob rule" version of democracy (which is what unfettered one man, one vote is), you can do whatever you like. You can also reinstate the death penalty as soon as there's a nasty child murder - then repeal it again as soon as the first innocent is executed. Wash, rinse, repeat. Representative democracy is supposed to curb reactionary mob instincts and oppression of minorities. You might think a country ruled by the same voting system as the X-Factor is utopia, but I don't.

As for the Orcadians, they're perfectly welcome (from my perspective) to stay in Greater England, or adopt a similar status to the Isle of Mann or rejoin Norway. They have their own history, identity and until quite recently, language as well.

Lysenko

Re: @ Lysenko

@DavCrav

It's not appropriate. You think it's appropriate because you are in a state that is a tenth of the size of another. If we have majority rule by states, then Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, population about ten million, gang up and outvote England, population about 55 million.

Correct. That's how Estonia (pop. ~=1.3M) can veto Germany (pop. ~=82M) on anything fundamental within the EU. It's also how the European constitution failed - getting a simple majority in a 500M population would have been possible.

You think the "one man, one vote" principle is appropriate because you live in a bigger country. The residents of California likely feel the same way about Wyoming.

As I stated at the outset, I'm not in favour of Scottish independence and I voted against it. However, I'm not in favour of Greater England either - particularly an isolated and internationally irrelevant England. I want to stay in the EU and, if I can't, I want to get back in the EU. That makes Scottish independence (now) a means to an end.

I don't want Holyrood running riot with unfettered legislative supremacy any more than I want Westminster doing it. This thread is a case in point of the ECJ standing in the way of oppressive Westminster legislation. You might be happy to hand ultimate power to May, Gove and Boris but I'm certainly not - and that goes equally for the SNP leadership.

Lysenko

Re: @ Lysenko

The only claim I have to Irish citizenship (which is none) is one great-grandfather - maybe - no one is really sure if he was Irish or not. My point is it is the closest EU country (to Scotland).

Any "one man, one vote" referendum in the UK is a de facto English vote. The appropriate criterion in a federation or union is "one country, one vote" or "one country, one veto". Otherwise, you have majoritarianism which (to borrow from Benjamin Franklin), is two wolves and a sheep debating what to have for lunch. What I am saying is that in a representative democracy you're supposed to have checks and balances to preserve minority rights. With this majoritarian principle now established, only the English vote matters because of relative population size and England can railroad the other three countries in the union any time it so chooses. That's not the union I voted to preserve - it's Greater England.

I don't hate the UK. I hate what small minded, insular nationalists have done to it. I come from a family of sailors and merchants. Nearly everyone (male) in my family, going back at least 5 generations, was born here but was out in the world by the age of 18. Colonies and the Empire mostly, though in my case it was Eastern Europe and Pakistan. I hate the fact that Brexiteers have succeeded in piloting this country into a dead end of isolation and irrelevance not seen since ... probably Henry Tudor. It's been half a millennium since we've been holed up on this island with no meaningful presence abroad, no real geopolitical influence and frankly, no respect worth a damn.

Brexiteers are the ones who hate this country - it is patently obvious from their herculean efforts to destroy everything it used to stand for. I've seen this sort of thing before. Get rid of foreign influences. Take back control of the laws. Expel people who don't share our culture. Make everyone speak Pashto.

Lysenko

Re: @ Lysenko

However I do think it odd that you care so much about the UK (dont know if you are from here, came here or never even visited)

I was born in Scotland to a Scots Mother and an English Father. so I can't still be part of the EU (not without getting Irish citizenship anyway).

That also answers your second question: what England has done to me is revoke my EU citizenship against my will. My opinion isn't the issue: Scotland as a whole voted to remain and England voted to leave. Under this new principle of majoritarianism (as opposed to representative democracy), that means the whole UK has to tag along with whatever England decides from here on in. That's not a future I want to be part of. It's not even the UK - it's just Greater England.

As for your final point: with a British passport and a Father from Yorkshire I'll attack "this country" and the toxic, racist xenophobes it harbours whenever I feel it is warranted.

Lysenko

Aha, it seems we have a little Scotlander in our midst

No, what you have is a European Federalist. I'm not interested in an independent Scotland per se, I'm interested in getting back into the EU. As things stand, that means cutting loose the xenophobic appendage south of the border who want to live under a regime where May/Gove/Johnson etc. are free from all restraint and can enact any oppressive lunacy they like (the subject of this thread being a case in point).

Lysenko

The Good Friday Agreement is a fly in that ointment but the way things are going I can't see that lasting much longer.

I sincerely hope the UK isn't going to last much longer. I voted against Scottish independence last time, but there is no question of me doing so again after this little Englander coup d'état. That has implications for the Irish question as well since Ulster has always been culturally closer to Scotland than England and unionism is primarily driven by irredentism south of the border than anglophilia per se.

Lysenko

Is this some giant pisstake?

What it is is a smokescreen. They want to make out that the issue is technically so big that they can avoid making any progress until they're clear of ECJ jurisdiction. The only constraint left then with be the European Court of Human Rights, and they've got a standing manifesto commitment to repeal the Human Rights Act and thus get out of that as well. All statutory power will be returned to Westminster and our journey to the dark side will be complete.

Oracle rival chides UK councils for pricey database indulgence

Lysenko

Re: Just say no ...

a) No clue what a BIG database actually means (talking multi-TB through PB here).....

1) I have a sneaking suspicion that people like Google, Facebook and Amazon know a thing or two colossal datasets and massive concurrency and (bizarrely) they don't use Oracle to do it.

2) We're discussing County Councils. Half their work could be conducted with dBase III. Joining multiple million+ record tables is well within the capabilities of any number of cheaper (or free) RDBMS engines (certainly PostgreSQL or FireBird).

Lysenko

Re: Just say no ...

FOSS or home brew is the most sensible solution, but no councils have the expertise, courage or resources

Which was my point about austerity. If you're ever going to break the chain then it starts with (at least) doubling your costs as you'll still need Oracle while you invest in developing your exit strategy. As with any organisation linked to electoral cycles, it is improbable you'll secure funding for projects that have an ROI > 3-5 years at the best of times. Add austerity spending and the improbable becomes the impossible.

Lysenko

Austerity is why Councils can't dump Oracle...

Oracle has always been a textbook exercise in "Embrace, Extend, Extinguish", far more egregious than anything MSFT ever tried with JScript. You can run compliant (i.e. portable) SQL89, 92 and 99 on Oracle, but the entire ecosystem tries to push you into using proprietary PL/SQL extensions and locking yourself into the Oracle platform.

There are various Oracle emulation layers for other RDBMS (EnterpriseDB variant of PostgreSQL, for example), but then you run into the other insidious aspect of Oracle: sales parasites deeply entrenched in the 'C' suite peddling horrific warnings about the risks of straying from the one true path that would make the 13th century Vatican blush ...and then there's the straightforward bribery.

I've been encountering Oracle off and on since Oracle 8 ('90s) when they tried to convince me to port a major public sector system over from Ultrix/Ingres and have never once encountered a scenario where Oracle was the best tool for the job when considered holistically (meaning factoring the cost of licenses and audit compliance). It doesn't matter if Oracle is twice as fast (which it almost never is) if you can double the capacity of your cluster by not financing the local Oracle rep's next Breitling watch.

Today is your last chance to pick up a piece of channel history

Lysenko

Re: "Misco is synonymous with glamour."

MISCO is so un-synonymous with anything in my mind that I thought it was a SCO asset with Mi = My. It was only when I clicked through that I remembered the arthritic old box shifter even (once) existed.

Lysenko

A Proliant DL580 G4 up for sale, never thought i'd see one of those again.

One of those runs our office IP/CCTV. Built like a tank, noise of a jet fighter on afterburners. I wouldn't be surprised if it's still burbling away in the basement a decade from now.

A day will come when Azure Active Directory 'classic' portal is killed. But it is not this day

Lysenko

Microsoft has not yet responded to a request for comment.

Of course they haven't. The specific 800lb gorilla customer behind this (who has probably also cancelled Christmas for their IT department) probably doesn't want the degree of inertia and technical debt in their systems widely publicised.

From DevOps to No-Ops: El Reg chats serverless computing with NYT's CTO

Lysenko

This all sound like a frothy respray of managed hosting. WordPress blogs work like that, and in the middle ground, you have Plesk and C-Panel. What's to get excited about? I've never had to manage my own servers - I do it because I want that level of insight into and control over my processes.

I wouldn't put GDPR grade data on AWS even now - let alone in a context where process management was outsourced as well. People looking at this through bonus driven, cost-cutting beer goggles need to remember the basic legal principle that you can delegate authority (to AWS, to manage your processes), but you can't delegate responsibility (for inevitable cock-ups). Failure to have professional ops staff on the payroll, directly responsible only to the business rather than some cloudy subcontractor could in some cases be grounds for a future negligence action all by itself.

Microsoft to rebuild Redmond campus, including cricket pitch

Lysenko

Less snark about Clippy...

Depressingly, history has proven MSFT prescient in that respect. Every second website I visit these days seems to have some annoying chatbot popping up in the bottom right corner, obscuring content and generally getting in the way. I would suggest "Bobville" or "Roverland", but with the current fetish for AI and AR, they're probably going to prove similarly far-sighted.

Unfit to plead before a US court? You may face 'indefinite detention'

Lysenko

Anyone fancy getting together to lay an information before a magistrate and start a UK private prosecution?

You can't. You don't have standing (you're not a victim) and even if you were, the CPS could (and would) take over the case and discontinue it (double jeopardy only applies after a verdict).

Canadian! fella! admits! hacking! Gmail! inboxes! amid! Yahoo! megahack!

Lysenko

Re: why don't we:

It certainly isn't the binary alternative you present.

A backdoor is a backdoor for anyone who comes past to try turning its handle and they're not all good guys........

I'm aware of that. I don't disagree with any of your points, I'm just opposed to trying to weasel out of the potential consequences. It makes privacy advocates look disingenuous. Ubiquitous end to end encryption will result in a situation somewhere, sometime, where a child rapist and murderer remains undetected longer than he otherwise would have done.

Own it. If you've supported any of the military actions this century you have way more blood on your hands than that already. Admit that the lives of abstract children are not your highest priority (probably not even in the top five). Admit that if you actually are faced with a binary choice then you'll choose principles over innocent lives.

I don't see why this is so difficult: the US Presidential oath of office says essentially the same thing (defend the Constitution, not necessarily the people). Spiralling off on a tangent of whataboutism and sophistry whenever the point is raised simply discredits the argument.

Lysenko

Re: why don't we:

That "we" up there is incongruously linked to argument made by politicians and instrumented by politicians to sell the no-crypto poison. I am not a politician.

I'm not a politician either, but the fact remains that, if you're a child porn merchant, ubiquitous, uncrackable, end to end crypto would be a godsend. Tor is probably good enough for tech aware paedophiles (most of the time), but the majority of them would likely benefit significantly from law enforcement proof cryptography being a universal default.

I can live with that, just as I acknowledge that any time I support military action I am likely de facto endorsing innocent people getting blown limb from limb. Supporting "our troops" implicitly means supporting child murder in almost all active theatres. As I said, I can live with that. Trying to pretend that crypto issues are only about TLA snooping is mendacious cowardice. If you're going to advocate something that can facilitate terrorism and child abuse (which I do) then you should be prepared to own it.

Lysenko

Re: why don't we:

Partly because we're (yes, I mean us right here) are cowards. We won't generally go on the record and clearly state that "yes" we're prepared to make things easier for terrorists, paedophiles and assorted other nefarious characters. We won't explicitly admit that "yes" I value my personal privacy more highly than the lives of some future terrorist victims and "no" the thought of obstructing the detection of child abusers does not make me reconsider.

Two years later, SAP's making ‘progress’ on clearing up S/4HANA ball of confusion

Lysenko

noted a 286 per cent growth in S/4HANA cloud in the latest quarter’s results...

If you're holding a £1 coin and discover a £5 note down the back of the sofa then that's 600% growth!! It doesn't suddenly transform your overall financial status though.

Superficially impressive growth rates are usually indicative of catastrophic prior performance creating a baseline it would be next to impossible to fail against. That's why the leading countries for GDP growth in any given year are usually recovering from wars or other disasters (I think Libya is the leader right now in about 50% - Iraq is around 10% - Syria will doubtless exceed both in a year or two).

GCSE compsci kids' work may not count after solutions leaked online

Lysenko

Did you take that as your cue to actually learn your craft

Memorising method signatures makes you a competent programmer in the same sense that memorising the reign dates of monarchs makes you a competent historian. A better question is what is what makes StringBuilder necessary in the first place?

Useless answer: "it's faster". Useful answer: "languages that don't provide direct pointer access to character arrays need a workaround for the inevitable performance degradation. If I rewrite the problem in C like [this] then we don't need any workarounds (or method signatures of workarounds)".

In other news, this:

print(*['fizzbuzz' if not any([x % 3, x % 5]) else 'fizz' if x % 3 == 0 else 'buzz' if x % 5 == 0 else x for x in range(1, n)], sep='\n')

...is a party trick, not impressively professional programming.

Canadian court gives limited OK to warrantless Stingrays

Lysenko

Re: And what exactly...

It isn't just spooks. Domestic/commercial FemtoCells essentially do the same thing - we have one in the office because coverage sucks otherwise. The same general principle applies to WiFi access points of course. If you're going to carry around a device which is designed to advertise its presence over several RF stacks (discoverable Bluetooth works too) then it isn't particularly surprising if your presence is detected. If you don't like it, turn the thing off.

Personally, I'm totally opposed to locking phones to one particular network - though I can't see much risk of it happening since it would completely break both international roaming and all coverage blackspot mitigating strategies like our FemtoCell.

What's that fresh, zesty fragrance? Oh, Linux Mint 18.3 has landed

Lysenko

Re: Not yet

Businesses can host their email addresses on Office 365, like Google's GSuite.

Ah. I didn't know that (nor about Google). We run our own Postfix/Dovecot system which optionally impersonates Exchange/ActiveSync for those who want it so I've never had cause to look into cloud-hosted email in any detail. Now I know why some of my regular SpamAssassin visitors appear to traceroute to MSFT domains. I assumed it was some sort of spoofing.

Lysenko

Re: Not yet

Are you saying you actually use a Hotmail account professionally? Even if you do, Hotmail has IMAP support so Evolution can work with it and there's also the web-based Outlook of course.

I've got Office365 (because I need Word), but the only version of Outlook I run is the Android version on my phone. On Windows, I just use the default mail app because it's far more reliable (in my experience).

IBM does what IBM does best: Raises the chopper again

Lysenko

Regrettably, I believe everything you say. I Bribed Management didn't get that name for no reason.

When I exited the public sector nearly two decades ago (because getting TUPE'd over to Crapita is constructive dismissal in my book) I imagined I would be moving to a realm where greed fueled capitalism would drive sustainable common sense. Then I started working with Banks. Oh.

Lysenko

More evidence (as if any were needed) that MBA stands for Management Brain Atrophy. How can they possibly imagine that offshoring support staff is going to help to reverse contracting sales? If your sales are contracting then that means people aren't buying your products which in turn means that either the market is contracting (patently false in the IT realm) or you need to immediately increase costs by investing in new product development and higher customer satisfaction ratings.

No-one ever bought from IBM because they were price sensitive and looking for bargain basement solutions. They would have decamped to WiPro or some other subcontinent outsourcer a decade ago if they wanted/accepted support functions based in Bangalore.

ML fails: Loyalty prediction? Not really. And bonus prediction? Oh dear

Lysenko

Re: Fails at basic logic...

EE can never reach 0 while Vodaphone exist, just as ES3 era JavaScript could never quite reach "worst language in the world" status because PHP has had a lock on that since it first emerged from Satan's backside.

Lysenko

Re: Fails at basic logic...

Zero? In that case, I can revise the scale by moving 1-4 down a place and creating a new "Adequate" rating at position 4 i.e:

0. Ultimate Evil

1. Imbecility

2. Incompetence

3. Sincere effort

4. Adequate

5. Average

... makes no difference to the frontline victims though because it just adds greater granularity of fail. Of course, I'm being honest here. If I actually get wind of someone using this kind of thing to scam specific employees out of their wages then I'll happily be completely dishonest in whatever way is most effective for gaming the system. I'm only honest when the rating is applicable to an organisation as a whole, such as habitually rating EE between 1-2 (on the scale above).

Lysenko

Fails at basic logic...

I wouldn't rate anyone at "10" for unless they were absolutely perfect in every way (which is impossible) and I wouldn't rate "1" unless they were a physical manifestation of pure evil. Neutrality is of course "5" as anyone who has ever seen a bell curve knows instinctively.

1. Ultimate Evil

2. Imbecility

3. Incompetence

4. Sincere effort

5. Average

6. Good

7. Very good

8. Excellence

9. Preternatural

10. Godlike

SAP fondlers: IoT? Machine learning? Woah there, we still don't understand licensing

Lysenko

SAP

Oracle rapacity with Teutonic efficiency. One of the few non-Leisure Suit platforms I wouldn't want to touch with my worst enemy's 15ft bargepole.

Don't shame idiots about their idiotically weak passwords

Lysenko

Generally, you'll find best practice outlined in the written guidelines for any piece of software, which you're required to read and regurgitate during mid-level certifications.

You appear to be conflating best practice with vendor recommendations. They aren't synonyms. Taking Microsoft (since you mentioned them) recommendations and defaults to be "best practice" is how we ended up with open NetBIOS ports, ActiveX browser plugins, Adobe Flash dependent configuration systems, Exchange servers based on JET etc. etc.

Best practice is to keep up with an evolving threat landscape which may mean disregarding vendor advice as obsolete or self-serving. For example, it was best practice to eradicate Flash and Silverlight long before Adobe and Microsoft would officially endorse such a policy.

.GIF garage Imgur plugs 1.7 million-subscriber creds breach

Lysenko

Re: SHA-256 brute force?

@handleoclast

Really? I'm not doubting you here, just sitting here with my jaw dropped wondering at the sheer stupidity involved. I'm astounded that even one person would do it, but that there are plenty of them???

I come across it several times doing DB support. The problem is usually DBA's who understand hashes but only from the perspective of them being fancy CRCs useful for deduplicating BLOBs and so forth.

Lysenko

Re: SHA-256 brute force?

Though the worst are the ones that use a short password and do not tell you that they have just truncated the long password you entered!

That's insane though, as with the poster above, I don't doubt it happens. There is no possible excuse for limiting password size unless you're announcing to the world that you plan to store the plaintext (!!!???).

Lysenko

Re: SHA-256 brute force?

Assuming salt was used it would be very difficult to brute force such stored passwords.

Plenty of systems like this use the email address as salt (utility: close to zero, especially in a case like this) so the issue comes down to brute forcing the passwords using rainbow tables. On that basis, you can crack a typical password in seconds and that's without counting the inevitable instances of "qwerty12" and "Password1"[1].

[1] And "p@$$w0rD!" isn't significantly stronger. l33+ speak passwords should be banned. They're a menace. You're much more secure with a long password comprised of only lower case alpha characters because you're less likely to need to write it down. Personally, I've just retired: "isthisadaggerwhichiseebeforeme".

China plots new Great Leap Forward: to IPv6

Lysenko

Re: There is 'Truth', 'Lies', and ROFL

Or the old favourite:

"There is no pravda in Izvestia and no izvestia in Pravda."

(There is no truth in the News and no news in the Truth.)

Pokémon GO caused hundreds of deaths, increased crashes

Lysenko

Re: Presumably, Jake ...

I infer from your question that you believe guns do fire themselves at people?

The expression "shot by a gun" is analogous to "hit by a car". If you said someone was "hit by a driver" then many (most? all?) people would conclude that a driver stopped, got out of his car and then punched someone.

Of course, both a car and its driver are capable of hitting you so there is an ambiguity, whereas only a gun (or crossbow, catapult or another projectile weapon) is capable of shooting you.