* Posts by Mystereed

40 posts • joined 9 Jan 2015

UK transport's 'ludicrous' robocar code may 'put lives at risk'

Mystereed
Linux

Road Runner testing?

Now come on, who here wouldn't love to draw a curve onto the divider line up to a brick wall and paint a tunnel on it as a test of this technology?

Penguin looks a bit like Road Runner?

Europe taps Facebook, Google, Twitter on the shoulder. So about those promises to stamp out lies, bots, dodgy ads?

Mystereed

Rather than close the accounts...

...once identified as bogus, why not just black hole them so that nobody ever sees the content those accounts produce?

Maybe that way the scammers are less likely to move on to new accounts with a window of opportunity to rip off people before they get banned and they can also be used as a kind of honey pot (content on those accounts is highly dubious so that content being posted on another account is also more likely to be dodgy too)?

Or maybe they only ever use the accounts for a few hours anyway - based on the numbers, there has got to be some kind of automation in use there for sure? Why not have a grace period after creation of an account where certain functions are not allowed or throttled. A proper business can wait a day or two to get their new name up and running before they pump out dozens of tweets/posts/blogs - scammers might actually get affected?

There would be the added benefit of being able to track accounts which search for the content to check it is actually there - or do scammers not have test teams?

Goddamn the Pusher man: Nominet kicks out domain name hijack bid

Mystereed

How about some grace time after expiry?

If a domain has been owned for a couple of years, how about having an embargo on it being picked up by someone new for a month or so? If you really don't want it, you can give permission for someone to have it early?

Forget dumping games designers for AI – turns out it takes two to tango

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Marketing name for this technique?

I read something recently which described this kind of arrangement as being a Centaur.

That sounded a bit better than pantomime cow, which would make you more like to wonder which half you were going to be - the head or the other end?

Nutanix shares briefly wobble over Google server appliance fears

Mystereed

Weasel words?

Not for external sale - does that mean they will be rented out instead?

Self-driving cars will be safe, we're testing them in a massive AI Sim

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Joke

Wile E. Coyote included?

Will they be able to test what happens if someone paints a curving central road line up to a painted-on tunnel entrance on a brick wall?

The correct result should be that Road Runners can pass straight through the wall, but coyotes must either be splatted against the bricks or be run over by a truck coming through the fake tunnel.

Tech team trapped in data centre as hypoxic gas flooded in. Again

Mystereed

30 Seconds to comply...

I did some work once in a big data centre with a 30 second warning before 10 tons of CO2 would be released.

We were told if the alarm went off, don't walk to the exit - run as fast as you can, if the underfloor CO2 horns started blasting out the gas, the floor will resemble a Raiders of the Lost Ark scene, with tiles lifting up.

Luckily I was with someone when the lights on one end wall started flashing and a bell rang - it was just to let the site engineer know his desk phone was ringing in his office outside the hall.

Developer’s code worked, but not in the right century

Mystereed

Re: The Standard Date Format?

"I do like YYYY MM DD HH MM SS. "

We had a bug in a script which did a very similar thing to what you did (and a very easy mistake for humans to make) - the log file showed all updates at 7 minutes past the hour, none for any other minute.

It was July - We needed to use MI instead of MM for the minutes mask :-)

Cops fined £80,000 for revealing childhood abuse victims' names

Mystereed

Re: Pedantry

'The "Bcc:" field (where the "Bcc" means "Blind Carbon Copy") contains

addresses of recipients of the message whose addresses are not to be

revealed to other recipients of the message.'

Seems pretty explicit?

AI built to track you through walls because, er, Parkinsons?

Mystereed
Black Helicopters

So the weapons systems

or at the least the building blocks for them are all starting to come together?

Add this to the Slaughterbots (https://autonomousweapons.org/slaughterbots/) and they will know just which wall to blow a hole in to get to us :-(

They aren't real yet in case anyone gets immediately worried. Maybe we all need to practice crawling around on all fours like a bobcat so the AIs will ignore us?

Who will fix our Internal Banking Mess? TSB hires IBM amid online banking woes

Mystereed

Who has just a single account these days?

Another account with a buffer chunk of cash in case the main one goes down?

SpaceX finally Falcon flings NASA's TESS into orbit

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Happy it is up safely...

...but seriously disappointed it didn't go up on the planned date as I was in Florida and we had managed to get in to the Kennedy Visitor Center car park that afternoon :-(

Had to fly back to the UK the next day. Argh!

Despite the headlines, Rudd's online terror takedown tool is only part of the solution

Mystereed

Whack-a-mole?

1. The machine learning algorithm gets trained using an existing set of known styles of video.

2. Deploy to live and start rejecting new videos which match criteria (I assume maybe the accounts also get flagged as potential producers of dodgy material and get suspended, rather than having special forces sent to where the user is logged on?).

3. Dodgy uploader uploads their latest video using fresh account.

4. Dodgy uploader gets told their video has been rejected.

5. Dodgy uploader contacts their film director/editor to tell them their latest style has been compromised.

6. Dodgy director/editor moves on to a new style, and gives video to uploader. Go to 3

7. When a human sees an example of new style, reports it. Goto 1

8. So eventually, based on the above rules, we will have every publishing/film style ever used by these people? Black & White silent movies, French New Wave, Manga, etc. etc. and then they will have to give up? Is that the theory? Looking forward to their version of Carry on up the Khyber btw.

Hospital injects $60,000 into crims' coffers to cure malware infection

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RPO & RTO?

They could get their data back from backups without any loss. The meets the Recovery Point Objective.

They couldn't get it back in time to continue normal operation though. So was their Recovery Time Objective wrong (of course everyone can wait a week, I don't want to pay extra to get it back in 2 hours!) or was the recovery procedure unable to meet the RTO? Which if it is a supplier could result in a claim?

Dumb bug of the week: Apple's macOS reveals your encrypted drive's password in the hint box

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Re: Why, what?

That was my first thought but then I realised that now those people no longer have their hint accessible - if they forget the password they are bu99ered?

Wouldn't it have been better to prompt for a new hint next time they used the machine as it was wiping the old one - at the point the user has just successfully entered the password?

Regulate, says Musk – OK, but who writes the New Robot Rules?

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Re: Asimov

Don't we actually need Susan Calvin? She can then interrogate any dodgy car in question and get to the bottom of things?

May the excessive force be with you: Chap cuffed after Star Trek v Star Wars row turns bloody

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Can I just say...

...that we have been blessed with so much brilliant stuff to watch over the years?

I haven't clicked on so many up-votes ever!

Don't fight - love the things you love :-)

Elon to dump Trump over climate bump

Mystereed

Re: @bloodbeastterror

Love the Dr Who quote.

Unfortunately, I don't think it will work :-(

Uncle Sam backs down on slurping passwords from US visa hopefuls

Mystereed

You know why they don't want the passwords any more?

It's obvious - they don't actually need them, they can get what they want from just the usernames, everything is backdoored :-(

IP Freely? Mr IP Freely? VoIP-for-suits firm battens down hatches after PBX data breach

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Re: Brings back memories

Certainly does - changing other people's name card when on courses was always childish but a hoot anyway. Best one I saw given to someone was Isaac Hunt ;-)

324 typo-squat domains found impersonating Natwest, HSBC and co

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Enquiring minds have to know...

..if the "unlatched browser" entry is a deliberate typo on a story about typos?

UK outsourcing market hits record levels

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So, does it mean that..

...there is more outsourcing going on or that it is becoming more expensive?

Once all the permanent capability has gone, the suppliers can start upping their rates?

Have never been a fan of showing how big a change is by the cost though.

Microsoft ups Surface slab prices for Brits. Darn weak pound, eh?

Mystereed

Are they actually repatriating it at the moment?

I thought all the big companies were holding the cash offshore until the next rates 'amnesty' when they can bring it home without paying as much tax?

Want to come to the US? Be prepared to hand over your passwords if you're on Trump's hit list

Mystereed

2FA may not protect you?

Don't forget that they will want to know your telephone number and will probably be able to read the messages sent to it even if you left it at home and so can access any 2FA code to get access to the sites that they want?

Same with emails.

The securefobs will need a bit more work - like an arrangement with the manufacturers to have a method of reproducing the required code by detailing the serial number of the keyfob? If you leave that at home then you might be slightly better off.

When we move to iris scans, we will probably have to send them an eyeball!

HPE SAN causes four-day outage at Australian Tax Office

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yes - didn't SSP have an HP SAN go pop too?

http://www.computerweekly.com/news/450303913/Insurance-brokers-count-cost-of-lost-business-as-SSP-SaaS-platform-outage-enters-second-week

That one was originally said to have been caused by a power problem, but it went on for ages.

Is the HP kit or Support an issue or is it because there are so many of them about that there is more chance of a high profile story cropping up? Bit like when a 'self-driving' electric car has a problem it seems to be more often than not a Tesla?

LG's $1,300 5K monitor foiled by Wi-Fi: Screens go blank near hotspots

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Re: Yes!

I remember in the days of CRT monitors when someone had their screen replaced because the picture used to wobble.

The new one started to do the same after a short time - they had put their electric fan back next to it again after moving it away for a while when the replacement was put in.

Doh!

Oracle exec quits over co-CEO Safra Catz's promise to assist Trump

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Trollface

Is the Register pandering to Trump too?

That picture at the top seems to have larger hands than average?

UK warships to have less firepower than 19th century equivalents as missiles withdrawn

Mystereed

Not a serious suggestion...

Why not weld a helicopter on top of the gun turret - you can then point it in the right direction and fire a harpoon missile? Two stones with one bird?

What's that, Adobe? A Photoshop for faking voices?

Mystereed

Re: So twenty minutes, eh?

Yes - was my first thought: why 20 minutes? Is there an equivalent set of words that will deliver all the building blocks? Bit like The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy log uses all the letters in an alphabet for typing practice. If yes, how easy to social engineer a few phrases to get that minimum number out?

May blocked plans to bring in more Indian IT workers – Vince Cable

Mystereed

Public and private positions?

The TCS people who work here were told by their bosses that Brexit would be an opportunity for them as they think they will continue to have access to the UK but that some of their near-shore competitors in Poland etc would find it harder.

When Pornhub meets the Internet of Fridges

Mystereed
Coat

The IOT version of Clippy?

"You seem to be looking for a cream pie..."

NASA's OSIRIS-REx is off to nick some rocks from asteroid Bennu

Mystereed

Bennu or Benny?

I read it as Benny the first time and immediately had a vision of a large rock zooming around being chased by first a spaceprobe, then a buxom nurse then a milkman etc, all to an annoyingly repetitive soundtrack :-)

Of course anyone who doesn't know/remember the Benny Hill end episode sketches will be wondering wtf is he on?

Prof Hawking to mail postage-stamp space craft to Alpha Centauri using frickin' lasers

Mystereed

Re: Lasers

That was my first thought too - more of the energy available on the target rather than heating up the atmosphere and easier to target?

Then I thought, who fancies having a deathray like that up in space?

My other unrelated thought started out as - "When do they jettison their sails?", because when they get nearer the target, the solar wind from that star will otherwise slow them down & push them away?

It then moved on to "Sounds a bit like we are talking about throwing a message in a bottle over the side of a ship and expecting the bottle to end up on a particular beach the other side of the world".

Is that even going to be possible to predict all the eddies and flows of energy that will act on such a small payload over that distance to the target star system?

If "the ship" (our world) is in the wrong place when we chuck the bottle over the side (push the postage stamp craft with a laser), there may be no way to get it to land in the right "current" that will take it to the target destination anyway?

Greybeard monobrow baldies rejoice! Boffins comb out hairy genes

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I think hairs are like sycamore seeds, they fall out, float down and take root on ears, shoulders, back etc.

'Powerful blast' at Glasgow City Council data centre prompts IT meltdown

Mystereed

Isn't that how Red Adair used to put out oil well fires - big explosion to snuff the flames?

US Navy's newest ship sets sail with Captain James Kirk at the bridge

Mystereed

Re: Bit retro?

Plus, if it ploughed into a wave going forward at speed, won't the shape of that bow cause it to dig it and submerge?

So, is it actually a stealth submarine with a massive conning tower? :-)

Suck it, Elon – Jeff Bezos' New Shepard space rocket blasts off, lands in one piece

Mystereed

What about further afield?

Loved the video.

Could you land on Mars with one of these then take off again to get back to a mothership in orbit? Bit easier than in Earth's gravity well?

That would be a fantastic baby-step.

I know the answer is a big fat no, but it just looked great coming in for that landing :-)

Screenshot malware targeted innocent online poker players

Mystereed

How about turning the tables on them?

Send them fake screenshots of an ace-high when you really have a fantastic hand, they'll keep raising..?

Swedish Supreme Court keeps AssangeTM in Little Ecuador

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Black Helicopters

Plausible deniability solution

One night, pump in knockout gas while they are all asleep.

Pick the lock (or maybe keys could be accessed from the buildings owners - is it leasehold?).

Drag out Mr Assange, still in his pyjamas, deposit him somewhere nearby.

When he comes to and tries to get back, capture him and announce he was caught while sleepwalking.

All the others who were asleep and knocked out, will have the affects wear off and wake up normally?

Might have to sort out some security camera footage too - maybe a power cut as an easy option? Arrange a few in the days running up to the event, just to get people used to the idea.

Could do all that for less than a week's worth of police cover.

Or is this too evil?

MI5 boss: We NEED to break securo-tech, get 'assistance' from data-slurp firms

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Re: Discrepancy

Did they already know what they were going to find though?

The forensic part could have been just for the trial - was there any alerting going on beforehand?

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