* Posts by Bluto Nash

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Humans get 'aroused' fondling robots in their private areas – study

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BABY!

My Kuka Titan has those nice, big rounded bearings and that perky little tail on it - I mean, who can resist? Good looking piece of equipment, eh? EH? I get all greasy just THINKING about it. Nod's as good as a wink and all that? Say no more...

Microsoft introduces yet another Skype for Windows 10

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Re: Why, MS?

Really? I guess that downvote was for not yelling "EVERYTHING MS touches becomes crap" like I'm supposed to? Geez. My point was that it would be nice to use a product that was comparatively easy to use AND cross platform. Skype filled that need - my kids already know how to use it, and at this point it DOES WORK. Yes, I could go through writing a doc on how to set up a SIP account and use Jitsi, or go through the authentication processes to get qTox working. However, the fact remains that they use Skype to talk to each other as well as other relatives (that are all Win users). I'M the one that's using Linux on a couple of regularly used boxes, and I was bemoaning the fact that MS is indeed "fragmenting and effectively killing off the platform," because that's the result. Will my kids see any difference? Nope, because they and their friends (and grandparents, etc.) are still on the fully supported MS platform.

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Why, MS?

When possible, I still try to use Skype. Why? Because two of my kids live a few states away and it's nice to video chat with them. Hearing them, while always a treat, really can't compare to seeing them as welI. We can voice chat any number of other ways, but have yet to find another common application that will work on multiple platforms reliably. Add to this the fact that THEY know how to use Skype, so there's no learning curve. It's regrettable that MS is fragmenting and effectively killing off the platform, especially for Linux users, as it at least used to be one of the things that worked properly most of the time, regardless of OS.

X-ray scanners, CCTV cams, hefty machinery ... let's play: VNC Roulette!

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College lecture room?

That software looks interesting. Anyone know what it is?

Let’s re-invent small phones! Small screens! And rubber buttons!

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Suboptimal placement

It’s like a car designer creating a feature that ejects all the wheels for maintenance, and then installing the button directly next to the on-off switch for the radio.

I submit as an example the web configuration interface of the HP 54xxzl line of switches, where the "Logoff" text link is located RIGHT BY the "Reboot Switch" link. I'm VERY careful when logging off.

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Re: "there will be flagship power in a 4 inch screen"

No! Sails! Great swathes of canvas, billowing out of your pocket!

Computers shouldn't smoke. Cigarettes aren't healthy for anyone

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Re: Keyboard hell

Oh, HELL no. various levels of) While a Model M will certainly survive that and more, that's the user you give the $5 OEM keyboard, not a good one.

Dodgy software will bork America's F-35 fighters until at least 2019

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Re: @Ledswinger

Perhaps it was the drive of, you know, a WAR, along with:

a) The ability and willingness for the entire populace to get behind a common cause

b) The resources of the entire country and economy thrown at it, because, you know, possible death and all

c) They could be build by various levels of skilled workers using hand tools, not necessarily CAD/CAM/CNC operators, programmers, etc. Far easier to throw manpower at it.

And yes, the F35 et. al. are all vastly more complex, though it makes one wonder if perhaps a larger number of non-multirole flyers might be a better bet, as we could turn them out quickly, in different versions (see F14) for different uses, possibly populating those barren Brit carriers somewhat sooner.

Please understand that I have nought but the utmost respect to those that answered the call to produce these and other machines on both sides of the pond.

As to the Apollo program, replace WAR and DEATH with "COMMIE BASTIDGES."

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Re: "their shiny, new carriers will have nothing to carry for a few more years."

That's a good looking plane, y'all.

Your money or your life! Another hospital goes down to ransomware

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Re: Sigh. Windows vs Linux again.

As relatively n00b Mint user (still working on the transition), I was able to muddle through Brother's installation instructions for my recent wired network MFP purchase without too much trouble. Works fine. As did the HP 4600 it replaced, but that's older hardware, so there's that. It would be really, REALLY nice if manufacturers would actually acknowledge that there are other machines aside from Windows and put together support for a generic Linux installation for their devices. Brother's a step ahead on that front IMO - at least they provide something, so hopefully others will follow suit.

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WTF?

Re: That's because Ibuprofen is prescription-only in the USA

The Motrin(r) variation @ 400mg is prescription only in the US, but you can get 200mg tabs/caps/softgels OTC all day long and just double up. Go figure.

Want to kick butts? Go cold turkey

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Re: Everyone in the study used NRT

Started using Chantix originally and it kinda helped, but only reduced the craving a bit. However, the subsequent heart attack and resultant four stents that were inserted allowed me to quit cold fill-in-name-of-meat-here the same night and I've never looked back.

Can't say I recommend the method, but the results were both immediate and permanent for the last 4-5 years.

Like masochism? Run a PC? These VXers want to help you pwn yourself

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Re: User malware support

My record stopped at 55 minutes with two callbacks from them, including a "manager" that sounded very much like the original caller. Mint VM and IBM Model M stymied them rather well, especially as "my son built this for me and I simply click the picture that says 'internet' on it," and other slower-downers. The keyboard is usually the best though. "Okay, look at the bottom left of your keyboard." "Yes, there's a Cee-Tee-Ar-Ell key there." "What's next to it?" "A blank space, then an Ay-Ell-Tee" button." "There must be a button between them!" etc., etc., etc. Couple that with FF and NoScript, and that kills most of their web buttons as well. Fun for all, usually resulting in the aforementioned cursing and questioning the heredity of myself and relatives.

Google emits Android N developer preview early to smoke out bugs

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I've got a 5, and I'd be all over a 5X (6 is a bit large) if they'd simply put a damn wireless charger loop in it. A coil of wire isn't THAT expensive.

Under-fire Apple backs down, crafts new iOS to kill security safeguard

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Big Brother

Hmmm...

I wonder if this new firmware ALSO allows somehow removing the self destruct after n tries and delay between PIN entries?

Wouldn't THAT be handy?

FBI iPhone brouhaha sparks Apple Store protest in San Francisco

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Re: don't these people

It was 5PM. You DO realize that it gets dark-ish twice a day, once on each end, right?

Silent Nork satellite tumbling in orbit

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Re: No telemetry

Check all the normal CB channels...

("CB" for those not in the know or not children of the 70's and 80's, was "Citizen's Band" mobile radio in the USA for consumers to use to talk to each other, bother commercial truckers and generally act like twats whilst driving. Kind of like old skool cell phones)

What's it like to work for a genius and Olympic archer who's mates with Richard Branson?

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Re: “Surgical titanium is quite distinctive,” Alien8 wrote.

"We're sorry, but these parts are LICENSED, not sold. The license expires when you do."

Who wants a quad-core 4.2GHz, 64GB, 5TB SSD RAID 10 … laptop?

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Mushroom

Re: Weight.

Not being familiar with "Bloakey" and apparently on the wrong side of the pond, as well as not knowing much about mortars aside from "Incoming!," what's the chain mail stuff for?

Icon for the receiving end.

Windows 10 will now automatically download and install on PCs

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Facepalm

Re: silently downloaded

22 updates on my Windows servers this week, most were .NET, so yeah, it took a good while to install. Old server took over 4 hours to shove 'em in there, others took an hour+ to do so.

Gotcha: Symantec fires reseller nabbed in tech support scam

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Trollface

Re: It's a shame Indian authorities aren't bothered about this stuff...

When I get these calls I fire up a Mint VM and tell them that NO, I can't find the start button and that my keyboard (IBM Model M) doesn't appear to have a Windows button. They get rather confused.

Boeing just about gives up on the 747

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Twins are the most powerful.

OK, who replaced the normal Reg commentard with a reasonable person? This will never do!

Philae's phinal phling: Germans made weekend spin-up attempt

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Coat

The number of transmitters goes down when they're being counted, but then increases to up to 40x the normal number of radios in normal use.

Obama: What will solve America's gun problem? What could it be? *snaps fingers* Technology!

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Re: Huh?

Have an upvote for "booger hook."

LogMeIn adds emergency break-in feature to LastPass

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Trollface

Re: F*** this

Sure thing - give me your password and I'll be happy to take care of that for you.

HaLow, is it me you're hacking for? Wi-Fi standard for IoT emitted

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Sorry, AT&T, I don't want my goddamn light bulbs (if I used IoT) to need a mobile plan.

Boffins unwrap bargain-basement processor that talks light and current

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Happy

Screw all that

Merry Christmas to all!

You ain't nothing but a porn dog, prying all the time: Cyber-hound sniffs out hard drives for cops

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Facepalm

This is...

...somehow something that a properly applied phillips screwdriver can't accomplish? Do these people simply NOT understand what a hard drive (or any other proper storage device) LOOK LIKE? Do they really need a dog to point it out?

Windows 10: What's coming in 2016?

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Re: It's 'simpler' in Linux.

Dunno about "simpler," but it's certainly working pretty well for me in most cases. I've moved to Mint 17.3 and it's been pretty good so far. The ONLY issue I've had since starting down the tuxedoed path has been that of connecting to network shares hosted on Windows boxes in a workgroup. If I could hammer that out and stabilize it, I'd be a happy camper. It's just "iffy" sometimes, when for no apparent reason it decides that itcan no longer validate against the workgroup.

Most annoying thing so far. Everything else is just fine. Fast, stable, updates without reboots, all of the nifty things that've been said over time. Even for this numpty.

T'was the night before Christmas, and an industrial control system needed an upgrade

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Re: Hurry up and wait

Where does that sound horribly familiar from?

Ummm, everywhere?

James Clapper has found another reason why he lied about NSA spying

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"Didn't have time to review"

Well, DUH. If it was REALLY fair, you'd have been unaware of EVERY question, and not had time to prepare the carefully worded not-an-answer answers that you put forth. You know, like the rest of us.

Facebook kills Creative Labs, cuts support for mobile apps

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Re: Creative Labs have NOTHING

It was part of the sound card wars. CL vs. Turtle Beach, Hercules, half of China, etc.

Combatable, indeed.

The gear I use in my test lab: A look at three Trident+ switches

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Re: To borrow an old adage

While that may be true, I very likely would get a stern looking at for dropping $12k on a single switch of ANY brand that wasn't replacing a major part of my installation.

Microsoft encrypts explanation of borked Windows 10 encryption

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Trollface

Re: When is someone going to file a UK Class Action against M$

Im not entirely familiar with the ins and outs..

This is Microsoft - it likely just means you're getting screwed again.

Google extends search tendrils to cover data in apps

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Holmes

Interesting pilot partners

She named a number of nine initial "partners" that Google is working with: Chimani, Daily Horoscope, Gormey, Hotel Tonight, My Horoscope, New York Subway, Visual Anatomy Free, Useful Knots, and Weather

That's a rather diverse and eclectic selection of initial partners there. Nearly everything you'd need to commit the perfect crime:

First, you'll need to check your

Daily/My horoscope - to see if the proper planets are aligned. If so, you may need a

Hotel Tonight - to stay in before you get on the

New York Subway - to go to the restaurant you found on

Gormey - where they have a nice fava bean and Chianti dish. Check the

Weather - to see if you'll leave footprints in the park you looked up on

Chimani - after using the

Useful Knots - and knowledge gleaned from

Visual Anatomy Free - to bind your victim for transport and dispatch once at your destination.

Hm.

BlackBerry Priv: After two weeks on test, looks like this is a keeper

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Can't get along with Android

How odd, since I was the same way, constantly fiddling with it, until I got a Nexus 5 and after updating to 5.1.1 and loading the Apex launcher on it (and rooting for Titanium Backup), haven't looked back. I'd had a few other Androids as well - Skyrocket 2, Note 1, some Motorola thing - but I haven't felt the need to futz about with this one like the rest. I just use it. Decent screen, decent camera, decent battery life (for my use case), decent phone, wireless charging. Overall a winner in my book.

Reg reader achieves bronze badge, goes directly to jail

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Re: I've been around here for ages

Yep, hasn't stopped the rest of us, has it?

Microsoft rolls out first 'major update' to Windows 10

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Re: Here for the MS hate..

I have a feeling that I'll be in the same situation as time goes on - a Mint laptop for "work," and a Win box for gaming. There's no doubt in my mind that <u>at this point in time,</u> a Windows box is superior to a Linux machine for most / high end gaming, though that may change as time goes by. However, for "real work," such as web browsing, office-type apps, balancing my check (-que?) book and other mundane day-to-day tasks, the Mint box does exactly what I want, without the faffing about of the tiles, weird interface (compared to 7) and other humbuggery that WX brings to the table. My PC is a tool, not a plaything for MS to muck about with as they see fit. The rest of the household is perfectly happy with their Windows 8.1 machines - but they've no updated to 10 yet. Nor will they until there's no choice.

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There's likely a Linux command line instruction that will do the same thing...

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Re: W00t!

off your meds?

Or perhaps ON them...

Drones are dropping drugs into prisons and the US govt just doesn't know what to do

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FAIL

C-120

Everyone knows you're not supposed to use anything over a C-90 if you want decent tape life. Sounds like you got what you deserved...

GCHQ 'smart collection' would protect MPs from spies, says NSA expert

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Big Brother

Re: Who has more power?

An MP also has constituents, who have a right to bring grievances to their representative, without their evidence being snorted up by GCHQ (who may well be the subject of that grievance

Fine that the MP doesn't have his email snaffled, but what of the aggrieved constituent who's emailing them? Their email isn't exempt from being hoovered, is it? I'm failing to see the protection being afforded the "little guy" in this scenario.

World's most frustrating televised Linux install just got more frustrating

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Re: Terroirists?!

We had a site in a relatively remote region of the southern US that routinely went offline at odd times, generally for similar reasons. We referred to it "holding the backhoe races" when it happened.

How Microsoft will cram Windows 10 even harder down your PC's throat early next year

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Trollface

Re: Evil

How the hell was I supposed to fix the touchpad problem without a touchpad

I dunno, plug in a $4 USB mouse?

We're getting kick-ass at seeing through walls using just Wi-Fi – MIT

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Joke

Re: Hostage breech

I have an older house of the chimney-loading variety.

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Big Brother

Some time soon

"What are you doing, officer?"

"Oh, we noticed your Wifi reception was a bit thin here, so we're installing a free access point to, uh, improve your coverage. Yeah. Improve your coverage."

"Erm..."

DEFCON 1 to DEFCON GONE: One of NORAD's spy blimps goes missing

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Big Brother

No touchy!

"...people are warned to keep a safe distance from the airship and tether as contact with them may present significant danger." Of lead poisoning if you get caught.

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Big Brother

"...people are warned to keep a safe distance from the airship and tether as contact with them may present significant danger." Of lead poisoning if you get caught.

'Govt will not pass laws to ban encryption' – Baroness Shields

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Joke

Re: Secure encryption/passwords

Yeah, apparently you've been setting passwords here as well...

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