* Posts by Duncan Hothersall

329 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Jul 2007

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Apple's iPad to launch with 30,000-volume free library

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Erm

That's a bit like saying that Dell's new netbook will launch with a 30,000-volume free library. Or that the iPhone launched with a 30,000-volume free library. Or that my desktop PC launched with ... you get the idea.

The iPad my well be spangly and shiny and worthy of interest, but the fact that it is capable of accessing Project Gutenberg works is absolutely nothing to do with Apple or the iPad.

Foreign Office changes tourist advice after Israeli inquiry

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Loving all the layers in this

I can't help wondering what the different layers of the UK, Israeli and UAE governments/ intelligence agencies are *actually* saying to each other, outside the realm of public denials and carefully orchestrated "anger".

The UK can't risk British passports/credibility being devalued in the UAE, hence all the public anguish; the UAE can't risk Hamas thinking them an unsafe country, hence all the public anger; and of course Israel can't acknowledge executions by its intelligence agencies, though it knows there's little point in making a big fuss. But the cynic in me could see all three governments knowing in advance at some levels, plotting out the reactions and stories, and manipulating the news agenda for their own ends to get this hit done.

Pre-election budget targets politics, not policy

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Not really that crazy

Petrol is roughly at the same price in real terms today as it was in the mid 80s. The craziness was the massive drop in the real terms price from the late 80s to the late 90s. Since then the price has nothing more than returned to its mid 80s level - and that includes the effect of the incremental duty hikes brought in by the Tories and embraced by Labour.

So I think we can do with less talk about "stealing from the public" or unfairness, and more acknowledgement of the reality of fuel pricing.

Council deforests beauty spot to combat dogging

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TaxPayers' Alliance are scum

Even El Reg has succumbed to the torrent of press releases from the so-called "TaxPayers' Alliance" which is in fact nothing more than a Tory party campaign group which has had huge success in filling newspapers with its version of the truth over the past few years. Please don't collude in their misinformation campaign.

Legless Lithuanian attacks copper with todger

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I love that he's giving up "binge drinking"

How does one approach that?

David Atherton: 'I don't miss Dabs'

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I'm reminded of The Onion

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30072

"WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprise announcement with wide-ranging implications for U.S. narcotics policy, Drug Enforcement Administration director Thomas Constantine acknowledged Monday that some winners "may occasionally" use drugs."

Microsoft: Oracle will take us back to 1970s hell

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I see, so Microsoft don't see this as any sort of threat

and to prove it they are going on a FUD offensive against it.

US must redesign killer hot dogs

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Heart

National Hot Dog & Sausage Council

That is all.

Samsung N220

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Ew, nasty keyboard

Still loving my NC10, still haven't seen anything better come onto the market, including from Samsung. The best evidence for this is that the NC10 costs more today than it did when I bought one (presumably because it is no longer manufactured?) despite it now having hundreds more models in competition with it.

Genuinely don't understand why people are buying or selling netbooks with 3 hour battery life, or Windows 7, or priced above £250.

Google back in court for book deal

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Denny Crane!

Sorry.

Too fat to fly: Kevin Smith and OpenOffice

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You do realise

that Oo.o and the gimp have only been removed from the default install of Ubuntu Netbook Edition, and not from Ubuntu itself?

Thought not.

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Gears means offline

Understandable that you don't know how Google Docs works since you said you've never used it, but while I agree it would be completely impractical if you had to be online to edit your documents, the whole point of Gears is that you don't. Google Docs with Gears runs offline, and then automatically synchronises your work when you go online again.

Fair enough if you don't want to use Google on a point of principle - it's not like Ubuntu netbook edition will bar you from installing whatever software you want, so just install what you need. But I continue to think that Google Docs with Gears is a very good default for a netbook.

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"Google Gears doesn't really work"

Oh shit, really? It appears that I've been incredibly lucky then, what with me using it on multiple machines for several years now without fault.

Google Docs is a perfect solution for a netbook. It's the right decision.

Google doppelgänger casts riddle over interwebs

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Tee hee

That's me spanked.

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More of the same

I imagine, like my last three comments on Cade's Google-bashing one track mind, this comment will be refused by the moderator. But here goes anyway:

The first paragraph uses the words "silently", "barely-disguised" and "mystery" to create a sense of wrongdoing but guess what? Google just set up a fucking web address. That's it. It's a web address.

Is Google-bashing for the sake of it going to be a regular feature of the Reg from now on? Because it really might tempt me to give up altogether.

MySQL handler Jacobs walks out on Oracle

Duncan Hothersall
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Cue outrage directed at Ubuntu...

But in reality, Google Docs with Gears for clean offline access is a very effective setup for a netbook, which many people have already adopted, and if people don't want the default they can change it in about two clicks.

H.264 video codec stays royalty-free for HTML5 testers

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Roll up, roll up

The first hit is free...

SourceForge bars 5 nations from open source downloads

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Difficult to understand the thought process

Okay, so they must realise that this won't stop anyone with a bit of nous and/or determination from accessing any hosted code they want. At best it might be a hindrance to someone with a casual interest.

So this must be one of those "send a message" things. Who is the message for, I wonder?

I can't help thinking that this has precious little to do with Sourceforge and a lot more to do with the bully-boy diplomacy of the USA. Which means it's a bloody shame.

Bloated Office 2010 kicks dirt in face of old computers

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Truly bizarre piece of FUD

You are either being honest but haven't used Oo.o in a few years and even then gave up after hitting what was probably a readily fixable problem, or you're a wind-up merchant.

Like a huge number of people, I don't have MS Office and use Oo.o exclusively, and the *only* time I run into problems is when I get the odd document from Word which comes across badly. Importing CSV files into a spreadsheet happens to be something I have done on a regular basis in Oo.o for years, and I have *never* had a problem with it. Nor have I ever had a problem with any other general use of the suite.

I'm not sure why you should think you would constantly have to "port" your documents, but I think this is why you have ended up with such a distorted view of Oo.o. You're using it stupidly. It isn't a system to fit into a MS office ecosystem - it is a system to replace MS Office with.

iSlate leaves fingerprints all over the net

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You won teh internets

Just look how much you don't care! You went to the trouble of reading the article, clicking through to the comments and then posting! You've shown them alright. Nice one!

Emergency IE patch goes live as exploits proliferate

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Yes, I'm sure

We've had it happen on our machines, when it was set to download only but went ahead and rebooted.

See also here, especially the comments:

http://www.emailbattles.com/2006/02/08/vuln_aacfhddccc_de/

And here, noting the acknowledgement by Microsoft of reports from their users:

http://arstechnica.com/microsoft/news/2007/10/bug-in-automatic-updates-forces-install-reboot-for-windows-users.ars

So yes, I'm sure thanks.

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You do know

that on a semi-regular basis the updates that Automatic Updates applies will reset the settings of the system resulting in the "default" automatic download, install and reboot setting magically reappearing? I mean, this has only been happening for a few years now.

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Restart

Why the fucking fuck does an update to a browser require a system restart? One single update to an application, and the whole system needs to be rebooted! Please tell me that in Windows 7 this is achieved without a reboot.

Google betas Flash-free YouTube sans open codec

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Perhaps if you read the article you might make more sense of my comment

The "open source-obsessed outfit" gobbet was aimed at Mozilla, not Google. Therefore there was nothing ironic or sympathetic in it, nor even relevant to the "spirit" of the story. It was a pathetic side-swipe at a company which wasn't part of the story.

I don't think I'm overly sensitive to "hidden meanings". But I appear to be significantly more sensitive than you to understanding the English language and realising which entity was the subject of which phrase.

Or, to put it another way, learn to fucking read.

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"the open source–obsessed outfit"

What a pejorative little nugget. You couldn't just say "open source" because pretty much everyone uses open source these days making it no longer a source of sneers. So you added "obsessed" to make it clear just what you think of these pinko commie bastards...

British government ignores MS browser fears

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Define "more secure"

because I think your statement is pure bollocks. For a start you aren't referencing versions, so you are effectively claiming that IE6 is more secure that Ff 3.5, which is laughable. Even assuming you are talking about IE8, "more secure" is a completely subjective concept, given that security depends on architecture, deployed platform, scripting, usage, speed to fix problems, etc. etc.

IE is a perfectly secure browser on a machine which is not connected to a network - I'll give you that.

So define "more secure", and stop just regurgitating marketing-speak.

Sony punts pair of trendoid cameras

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Dead Vulture

Fail

"Bare-bones video was essentially invented by Pure Digital Technologies"

No it wasn't. Since when does the Reg employ writers who think that the first time they hear about something must be the first time it happened?

Hitachi were doing small-form-factor straight-to-storage video cameras in the mid nineties. I bought one in the states, and still have it.

OpenDNS taunts Google with real-time directory

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Puff piece

Nothing new in what these guys are doing, nothing clever, nothing that Google would want to copy. What the fuck is this story doing here?

Facebook screams at users: 'Sort your privacy. NOW'

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Pah!

"given its role in eroding any restraint or modesty on the youth's part over the last few years"

Wheel yourself back inside, granddad, sheesh. And it should be "on the part of youth".

Webmasters fume as Google profiles signed-out searchers

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Anything that SEO types aren't happy with

gets my vote. It's a scummy, parasitical business.

Catholics slam PETA nude adopt-a-mutt poster

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That aint no crucifix

Crucifixes got a little bloke on them, innit. That ones just got teaspoons stuck on it or summink.

Windows 7 - Microsoft minus the martyrdom

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But they didn't!

"they did redesign the mother ship from the ground up so that was excusable"

Longhorn was going to be a redesign from the ground up, but what Vista became was just a repackage of Windows Server.

If they really had redesigned you could possibly have excused some of Vista's awfulness. But they didn't. And Win 7 still isn't a ground-up redesign.

Murdoch puffs Microsoft over Google

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Bluster from the world's greatest blusterer

Murdoch knows fine well that removing his content from Google's index will just result in more traffic for his competitors. He may be happy with that scenario for any number of nefarious reasons, but he knows fine well that it doesn't lead to people paying for his stuff.

There was an interesting Orlowski take on this story last week but unfortunately comments were not enabled for it, presumably so as not to sully its perfection with the uncultured ideas of the masses.

NJ teen jailed over Scientology DDoS

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Guzner denies being a member of Anonymous

Mmm, yes.

National Security Agency beefed Win 7 defenses

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"guide"

What is the word "guide" doing in that statement from the NSA? As it reads just now, all they did was improve the security manual. Is that seriously it?

Intel offers non-Jewish Saturday workforce in Israel plant row

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Sense of entitlement bred from past injustice

Did you know that at New York's Mount Sinai hospital, the lifts are set to move constantly from floor to floor, opening the doors at each floor, so that orthodox Jews can work on a Saturday but not "operate machinery". Apparently getting into a lift is okay, but pressing a button would be unacceptable.

Wherever and whenever irrational beliefs are pandered to in this way, harm is done.

Samsung N510 Nvidia Ion-based netbook

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1.5kg too heavy

and 11.6in too big. Netbooks (IMHO) should be computers you can carry around every day without concern, and use all day without running out of juice. No thanks.

Mark Cuban counsels Google-busting bribery

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Quite brilliant

Except for the teensy problem that of course Google *would* still deliver valid search results for those searches, it just wouldn't deliver the ones who have spent all that time and money making themselves top listing.

A radical thought, but if MicroHoo want to beat Google in the search game, they should probably focus on delivering a better product than Google.

Microsoft admits Mac was Windows 7 muse

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I think that's called

going waay off-message. Looking at the original article, the interviewer responds to the "stable Vista" statement with the question

"So you’ve taken the style of the Mac platform and built it on the more solid foundations of Vista?"

Sadly there are no emoticons or other visual clues, but surely that was asked with either a grin or an utterly disbelieving face?

Sony Reader PRS-600 Touch Edition

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Screens

At work I was able to put my PRS-600 alongside my colleague's PRS-505 and the difference in readability between the two was startling - the contrast on the 505 is far superior. So people should be aware of this tradeoff when choosing between them.

The other thing which never seems to get a mention is the screw-up with DRM - you can only use one type of DRM on the device at once, and if another book you need uses a different DRM then you have to delete all the Adobe DRM ones before you can read the other one. This is a monumentally shit "feature" which desperately needs to be fixed.

Otherwise the thing is reasonably useful, though I find myself with an aversion to spending real money on content for it, because the result is so ephemeral. I guess I must be a Freetard at heart.

Bookeen Cybook Opus

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DRM

Sony's reader software has the same limitation on support for different DRMs, and also comes with Adobe's as default - you cannot cohabit different DRM books on the same reader. Which is a bit shit to be honest.

@AC 15:49 You may have just been lucky with the types of PDF you've encountered. I have the same machine as you and the PDFs I've tried have been a very mixed bunch - some behave well but most look crap when zoomed, with line breaking all to pot and graphics illegible and ugly.

Half a million customer records: Zurich Insurance admits big data loss

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Hmm

"We've hired KPMG to find out why it has taken so long for this loss to come to light."

Trans.: "We've hired KPMG for PR purposes so that we can say we've hired KPMG to find out why it has taken so long for this loss to come to light."

Blogging vicar casts Tina Turner into hell

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As an atheist

I think he makes perfect sense. He's not condemning non-religious ceremonies, he's saying that if that's what you want you should do it, rather than ask a priest to do a Christian funeral. Fair do.

UK fatties demand 'hate crime' status for lardo-baiting

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F.L.A.B.

"We're not 'flabbies', we're not 'gut buckets', we're not 'pork features', we're not! And, down these narrow streets a man must go - we're stout, and we're proud!"

Great British beer moves county

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Scottish and Newcastle no longer

And they announced plans to shut their Edinburgh brewery recently too. You might well say that they should no longer call themselves S&N, and in fact this is going to be the case: as of next year they will be called Heineken to match their parent company.

Which is all a bit shit.

Nokia (officially) ports Qt to Maemo 5

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Erm

"But Nokia plans the Maemo's next incarnation to use Qt, due to the appeal of apps that compile easier across Windows, Linux, Mac OS, and Windows Mobile."

No, Nokia plans the Maemo's next incarnation to use Qt because they now own Qt. Maemo is actually a very healthy developer ecosystem, which is having Qt thrust upon it by Nokia's boardroom, not their engineers.

OMG! US science quangocrats surf porn at work!

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Ooh!

I have a hilarious play on words linking the NSF acronym with the NSFW acronym which may cause people to ROFL. Am I too late?

Flickr!: Now! with! added! Yahoo!

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Bless

"All of us, who have been loyal to the original concept, and who loves photography, we made Flickr!"

No, Ludicorp made Flickr. That's why, when Yahoo! bought it, they gave the money to the people who founded Ludicorp, rather than to you.

Microsoft howls as Google turns IE into Chrome

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@ TeeCee

"At the end of the day they both do the job, so the only real choice is down to the UI"

Really, truly, that's not the case. The only important differences are in the rendering engine and the javascript interpreter. In both cases IE is fucking shit. IE8 is slightly less fucking shit than previous incarnations, but it is still fucking shit.

Some of these standards have been around for more than a decade and MS still can't or won't implement them. That's the problem. It makes web development much harder than it needs to be.

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@ Morris Maynard

Why do think it childish to assume that most Register readers, who tend to be tech-savvy, would use a browser other than IE? It's not childish, it's perfect sense. IE is a shit browser. It's fucking dreadful. The only tech people I know who use it are those who have to for testing purposes because it's been pushed down the throats of non-tech users.

Tell me seriously that you think IE is a better browser than Firefox.

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