* Posts by Rtbcomp

13 posts • joined 5 Jan 2015

Crash, bang, wallop: What a power-down. But what hit the kill switch?

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Non Accidental Power Interruptions

I worked on a local government ICL 1900 site and the system kept crashing. Over time we noticed a coincidence between the crashes and the presence of a particular operator in the line printer room.

It transpired that this guy had a chip on his shoulder and found he could crash the system by switching the circuit breaker at the rear of the printer off and on.

Police block roads to stop tech support chap 'robbing a bank'

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I set an alarm off in a bank once, it was a red footswitch under the desk, I should have realised it was there as I was working full-time for the banking division of Burroughs Machines Ltd.

The alarm was very noisy rather than silent though.

Office junior had one job: Tearing perforated bits off tractor-feed dot matrix printer paper

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Re: Ah, the "good old days" ...

We had a machine to do that, but it wasn't very good, we called it an inferior decollator.

Brit moron tried buying a car bomb on dark web, posted it to his address. Now he's screwed

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You mean he was going to test a car bomb? I thought these devices were single use only.

Car trouble: Keyless and lockless is no match for brainless

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I dread replacing my 25 year old Volvo with a current model. Too much technology for technology's sake.

Brit prosecutors ask IT suppliers to fight over £3 USB cable tender

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If I was working in a large organisation and couldn't get my work done I'd buy the bloody cable myself and nick £10 worth of Biros out of the stationary cupboard.

Waiter? There's a mouse in my motherboard and this server is greasy!

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Vomit

I worked for Burroughs in the UK who had ATMs installed in Midland Bank branches and my colleagues regularly had to clean vomit out of the machines, especially those installed at branches near pubs and takeaways.

Luckily I never got trained on these machines.

Angry user demands three site visits to fix email address typos

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Re: I generally now won't help any family members or friends with any IT problems

Now I'm retired I won't help ANYONE with their IT problems.

Kids today are so stupid they fall for security scams more often than greybeards

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Younger people never take advice and us older folk remember Thatcher so we've learnt not to trust anybody

Avoiding Liverpool was the aim: All aboard the world's ONLY moving aqueduct

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As kids we used to try to ride on the road bridge when it was swinging open, we always got chased off though. In those days (late 1950s) there was Barton Power Station and an oil refinery next to the swing bridges, and the Bridgewater canal was covered in a film of oil.

Ditch crappy landlines and start reading Twitter, 999 call centres told

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If it means improving the response time they should get to a fatal road accident the same day instead of 3 days later.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/missing-couple-lain-side-road-6030148

This whopping 16-bit computer processor is being built by hand, transistor by transistor

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Brilliant

The IT equivalent of the Tornado steam engine.

Mainframes were like this when I was a lad!

Countdown contestant pays homage to IT Crowd's Moss

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IT Crowd

I started in the computer industry when ICT stood for "International Computers and Tabulators" and I thought the IT Crowd was a documentary - it's closer to the truth than many people realise!

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