* Posts by He's Dead Jim

15 posts • joined 12 Dec 2014

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These bleeds right here?

You're gonna shove these bleeds up this nose?

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Ok, it worked on the arms, so now let's point it at the trouser snake.

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His new Vita-Ray machine gave him pythons that would make Hulk Hogan jealous.

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A previously unknown screen test of Desi Arnez trying out for the role of Travis Bickle.

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Yes, as a matter of fact, I am the boss of you.

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After Ricky finally dumped that crazy redhead, he decided to give video dating a try.

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Hey dad, what the hell is this song you chose for background music?

Just some Stealers Wheel son. Now hand me that ear please...

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take good care of the trees, dewey

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it's amazing what 5 box tops will get you these days.

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i spent all this money for these things and all you got is trees with ears?

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virtual reality....

because real life ain't fucked up enough...

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It's like stupid in stereo

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But you said to put my snake on the keyboard and send you a pic..

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Riddle me this...

What has a laptop but no lap, a keyboard but no fingers?

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New York here.

I just logged on to read the rage comments, and I gotta say, I laughed so hard at certain posts that I almost passed out.

"lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife"

P.S. - just curious if the print version option is gone for good or not. I don't see the icon.

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