* Posts by Ivan Headache

897 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jul 2007

Amazon-bashed HMV calls in administrators, seeks buyer

Ivan Headache

Re: Wonder how much tax HMV paid

That should have been attached to the post about Starbucks.

Ivan Headache

Re: Wonder how much tax HMV paid

And I've often wondered how, with these perennial losses, they are still in business.

Apple raids Xerox YET AGAIN - for its chief beancounter

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I was a developer on Project Janus in 1978

Sorry Ian, in 1978 you were a 'Computer Programmer' - a relatively rare breed.

Developers didn't appear until much later - now they're 10 a penny.

Ten affordable mid-sized Full HD monitors

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Re: Scores

You must remember that El Reg only does serious reviews on cameras and cars.

Victory on mobile belongs to Google in 2013

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android usage

We keep seeing figures saying that Android 'outsells' the iPhone and that it is the dominant mobile system. However, when I look around, I don't see the phones to back up those figures.

I've done 2 train journeys today, one on the Northern Line and one on the District Line.

The NL train was not very busy and I could only see 5 phones during the journey from Finchley to Embankment, but 4 of those were iPhones (1 i5 and 3 i4/4s). On the District Line I could see 12 phones, 9 of them being actively used for texting, gaming or whatever - including 2 deaf guys using them to communicate). One was slightly obscured by a reflection in one of the glass panels and I couldn't make out what it was, but of the remaining 11, only 2 were not iPhones (and they were not the deaf guys).

The 4 and 4s is the commonest model iPhone (you can't tell them apart by just looking), the 5 is still a bit of a rarity on the tube.

I did see a chap with something that looked about the size of a 3.5inch Hard-drive clamped to his ear earlier in the day - he looked like an idiot.

Also in my web stats - Android still lags iOS. It's getting closer but it's not 75% in front like the 'sales figures' suggest it should be.

Tiny Brit island stranded after £10m undersea fibre plea sunk

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I wonder which is the cheaper option?

One of my clients recently returned from a holiday on St Helena (retracing family history).

Building an airport there is not an easy option as the island is a lot like Madeira in topography.

Also, there is not really a harbour that can be used to unload all the stuff that would be needed to do the onstruction. The mail boat anchors off-shore and the visitors have to be transdferred to small boats to get ashore - as does all the produce and goods arriving at the island.

She tells me that many of the islanders she spoke with were not actually in favour of the airport as they think it will destroy their unique way of life.

Moving the cable and setting up a data centre on the island could be a cheaper (and potentially more profitable) option.

Divorce lawyer spots increase in Christmas 'text message bustings'

Ivan Headache

Re: So sad...

So sad that he's a she.

UK gov probes Comet crash: Public, private sectors LOST £257m

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Re: Goodbye Comet.

I bought my first turntable in Comet in Hull sometime in 1969-70,

I remember the experience well. I drove down Clough Road to an old brick building, the sort of building that was used in the 'I'm All Right Jack' film. It was probably in the same place that the trading estate with PCWorld occupies now. I seem to remember that it had big sliding wooden doors on rollers.

I remember that inside it really was a warehouse. Lots of racking, lots of stuff on pallets, lots of space for a fork-lift truck to manoeuvre, and a wooden shed.

In the shed was a man in a brown coat, and a heater.

Pinned to the insides of the shed were several A3 sheets listed all the things they sold (in fairly small print) and you were invited to find the item you wanted (in this case a Goldring turntable and a Cartridge) and then he went off to find it, leaving me and my brother keeping warm in the shed.

When he returned with the goods he filled out one of those funny receipt things in a blue-grey plastic box - there was always an odd-shaped hole at the top with was marked with the results of a thousand mis-aimed ball-point pens that seems to operated the mechanism that ejected the receipt. You gave him the money - or wrote a cheque (I think I paid cash. I was flush then.) he put it in the cash drawer and off you went.

How they dealt with a rush I can't imagine - we only saw the one brown-coated man.

Over the years I've bought lots of domestic electrical gubbins from various Comets, but they've all been big shops or retail park sites. Sad to see them go.

Apple and Samsung mobile monsters: 'We only eat RAW CASH'

Ivan Headache

Not so sure.

In principle I agree with what you say here but... I have seen sufficient clients lately who have bought 'other' SS kit than a TV, who have not been quite so complimentary about the electronics products.

In fact we bought a daughter a SS home cinema system the Christmas before last, to go with their SS TV.

The TV is fine - the cinema system is not. It's been troublesome since the warranty ran out.

They are moving house in the new year and are planning to replace it. The new kit (including TV) will most likely be Panasonic.

(Also, for a while, Samsun DSLRs were rebadged Pentaxes with Schneider lenses)

Apple updates maps to remove Australia’s ghost-city in the desert

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Here too.

This afternoon I had to drive a school I had never been to before.

Google maps gave me a great route - except that that last 100 metres or so was a footpath between two houses - complete with anti-bicycle barriers.

The actual entrance was several streets away.

Review: Apple Mac Mini 2012

Ivan Headache

Re: No problem here. also

Set one of these up about 3 weeks back with a brand new AOC monitor connected with the HDMI cable provided by AOC. So far there haven't been any issues like the 'snow' some users are reporting and overall the user is very pleased with his purchase (he's having trouble adjusting to Mountain Lion though moving from Tiger)

Apple shares take biggest one-day hammering in 4 years

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Re: The venomous Leach at it again @.stu

I think your observation is true because few prospective Apple buyers would go to PCWorld anyway.

My expereince of the Branch in Watford on Wednesday showed a lack of interest in any tablets - in fact the saff outnumbered the customers something like 4:1

(PS I was there because they have some of the best deals on Powerline units at the moment)

Slash A THIRD off Surface RT price or it's toast, Microsoft told

Ivan Headache

Re: Anyone seen one in the wild?

There's an unopened box in the window of my local CEX

Clap Google, Amazon in irons to end tax shenanigans - MPs

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Is Starbucks in the UK Starbucks?

Or is it some other company trading as Starbucks?

If it is the same company, why does it have to pay IP royalties to itself?

Surely there is a loop-hole that can be closed fairly easily.

During the 'trial', I found it quite amusing when the Strabucks man was asked if the coffee ever went to Switzerland before it came here.

I wonder if the Starbucks coffee that is sold in Costco ever went through the same shenanigans - or does Costco just ship it over from the US like the other coffees they sell.

I don't recollect having used a Starbucks now for about 5 years - there are better coffe shops everywhere.

Staples to offer in-store full color 3D printing service

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The pessimist in me

can't see how this would work for engineering models.

For instance. With current plastic 3d printers you can make working differential gears in one go (i.e an input shaft, 2 output shafts and a case - you don't have to assemble the parts afterwards).

I like the 3d maps though.

Apple sticks finger in dyke, cuts off Dutch flood of Galaxy S, SII, Ace

Ivan Headache

Re: Wholesale?

So the boat looks like a Braun product?

I think El Presidente's gold status has addles his brain.

Ivan Headache

Wholesale?

I've said it before.

Go throughy the entire Braun design catalogue and find more than 2 items that look remotely like anything Apple.

You can't.

I've done it and there are only 2. A loudspeaker (a minimalist rectangular box) and a table-top cigarette lighter (also a minimalist box) both designed by Deiter Rams.

Latest scam spam ploy: Bogus pay-by-phone London parking receipts

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Interesting

Two weeks ago I had 2 of these within about 20 minutes of each other.

What was particularly interesting was that the street shown in the text part of the message was less than half a mile from where I was in Pimlico. Could it be that some other app in my phone had sent my location to the spammers and they then produced me a tailor-made message?

The fact that I was on a bus and the parking cost was something like 30p told me that they were less than kosher messages. ( the attachment was labled 'your parking history' or words similar.)

Apple granted patent for microphone silhouette

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Re: US Patent Office Email Address

I looked at that link and do you know, out of all the images it shows, there are only four that look anything similar to the Siri icon. Your evidence is not as 'overwhelming' as you would like to think.

Similar is not the same as identical so I doubt your threat would get anywhere.

Apple's former retail boss spills magic beans on store strategy

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Re: That's funny

That's very funny as only a few of them are called Geniuses.

Apply for a job in an Apple store and look at what is offered.

HDMI hitch hounds Mac Mini holders

Ivan Headache
Meh

No video problems here so far.

Set up a brand-new Mac Mini and a new AOC display on Tuesday using the HDMI cable provided with monitor.

However - audio is giving us a bit of grief, but I think that is something to do with the monitor.

Mini retail empire Micro Anvika implodes, one shop to be shopped

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Sad to see them go

I bought my very first printer (a Citizen LSP-10 dot-matrix*) and a Centronix interface adaptor for my QL in a little shop up near where Boots is now. I think I was served by one of the 2 founders too.

*Cost me about £180 IIRC. How much is a colour laser now?

Volkswagen Beetle car review

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Admittedly

The earlier version of the "New" beetles was a woman's car - but it looked 10 times better than this one.

This one looks like an Audi TT that's been inflated a bit.

I hate retro-look cars, particularly the Mini and that horrible Chrysler thing (but not the Fiat 500).

Apple to ditch Intel – report

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Re: You'd hope...

Send it to me then - it's certainly useful to me.

New York tech firms form 'bucket brigade' to fuel flagging servers

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Squarespace

sent out a cicular last night saying things were bad.

Access tonight is a little slow but it's still there at 2125 GMT.

Fans' loyalty questioned as iPhone popularity plummets

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" for doing more or less exactly what my old phone did, just a bit quicker."

Isn't that the case with any new phone?

An extra bell or whistle but basically doing more or less exactly what my old phone did, just a bit quicker.

Inventor sues Google Wallet over NFC loyalty patent

Ivan Headache

Unique?

Earlier on someone mentioned the various ways your Tesco club card can work. One thing they forgot to incude was that it also rewards you with vouchers - either through the post or at the checkout when you get your receipt.

Similarly Homebaase did it with their spend and save card (until they opted for Nectar - and that, I'm fairly sure was prior to 2007)

I can't see that this patent is valid at all.

I also remember reading (quite some time ago - it might have been here or in some retail mag I was reading) that Safeway (remember them? - now Morrison) had developed (or were about to deploy) a system of promoting products previously bought by a customer as they wheeled their trolley past the said item in the store.

Safeway were one of the first to use hand-help self scanning devices so that you scanned each item as you put it in the trolley, the display gave you a running total and at the end you plugged it into a device which printed your bill and took your money. It knew who you were because you used a personal card to obtain the device as you went into the store. The idea was that the device knew where things were in the store (they could use that in Tesco - I can never find things) so as you passed an item you had previously bought (particularly if it knew that you had bought lots of them over the year (like pot-noodles) it would warn you of a special offer on that item that wasn't actually shown on the shelf pricing label - i.e. a personal special offer.

I might be making it up but I don't think I am.

No GPS in the iPad Mini Wi-Fi: People are right to criticise

Ivan Headache

"It's not at all accurate"

Lewis. I beg to differ.

I have posted before about the remarkable accuracy of the iPod Touch running iOS5 without any GPS.

Four years ago, my iPod could differentiate between me being on one side of a road or the other.

Particularly in the Bloomsbury-Kings Cross-Euston area of London

It also worked well in Spain also the accuracy was about 80 metres or so as apposed to the 5-15 metres I was getting in London.

Blanket statements are all very well if they are true.

Your statement isn't.

Mission to Pluto faces DEEP SPACE DEBRIS PERIL

Ivan Headache

Re: I find it quite remarkable

No, but the one the other side is.

Ivan Headache

I find it quite remarkable

that they can plan their parking with such precision when it's so far away - and the woman next door can't get her car into a space big enough for a double-decker bus even when it's staring at her.

Apple pays up for stealing design from Swiss Railways

Ivan Headache

Looks awfully like the clocks

in Canary Wharf - except that to avoid infringing the SSB design they've put a number 4 digit on the face.

Apple MacBook Air 13in review

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Re: Overall agreement

Not sure why you were downvoted there because what you say is true,

I have since bought an external drive for this very purpose and it is exactly as you describe.

Ivan Headache

Re: Decent? Really?

depends on the profession.

See my previous post below.

Ivan Headache

Overall agreement

I have 2 clients who use MBA's, both of them writers as it happens.

Both of them also have desktop computers and one also has a 17' MBPro.

I was visiting the latter last week as she had bought a new printer. She commented that since getting the MBA, her MBPro had been relegated to photo storage. All her work and business was now being done on the Air, with an external USB drive on her desk for back-up every evening.

The only downside I found was transferring all the stuff she needed from the MBPro and in stalling softare from DVDs using wifi - somewhat tedious to say the least.

Apple iPhone 5 review

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Because you don't like it. Obviously!

Want a Leica camera from Jony Ive? There CAN BE ONLY ONE

Ivan Headache

Re: So it'll be a German camera

Not me.

Look at Braun design history and you will find only 2 items that look ever-so-slightly Apple; A desk-top cigarette lighter from 1970 and a loudspeaker from 1975 (both designed by Dieter Rams).

Inspired by and ripping-off are not the same.

Ive is inspired by Dieter Rams's design philosophy. In my world that is no bad thing.

iPhone 5 sleuth work points to $199 component costs

Ivan Headache

You too obviously haven't seen an Apple trade price-list.

The dealer margin is pitifully small.

Apple wins second round of Samsung patent slugfest

Ivan Headache

Re: Actually, they all look different

Yes they do.

I was in Costco looking at about 20 tellies and those Samsung all looked different to those from Panasonic and LG.

Not quite the same with some of the other brands - but Philips TVs look different too.

Apple iPhone 5 hands-on review

Ivan Headache

My god Roger!

You need to have a lie down.

HTC's 4G patent beef could get iPhone 5 BANNED in US

Ivan Headache

But?

"HTC originally accused Apple of eight patent infringements but that has been whittled down to two in the past year. Both are for data transmission in wireless devices."

But haven't Apple (and every other computer manufacturer) been transmitting data in wireless devices for the last 13 years or so?

Why is the iPhone so successful? 'Cause people love 'em

Ivan Headache

One thing that was missing.

It would be interesting to see what the ratio of PC OS systems was with the various Phones.

In my line of work I don't come across many PC users so all my clients will invariably have iPhone or iPads (not all but the vast majority)

My brother (who is an out and out windows man) has an iphone and a ipad - but he's the only one I know.

I would hazard a guess that all the linux users are Android users - but what do I know?

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Re: but I thought I just read that Samsung sells more phones than Apple.

You obviosly haven't seen an Apple wholesale price list.

Ivan Headache

Re: Customer satisfaction......

I'm not sure I'm understanding this.

"If you want the alarm to wake you up you have to leave it switched on all night. There's no light to spoil the 'beauty' of the design, but then you've no idea if you have any messages unless you check."

An alarm has to be switched on otherwise it wouldn't work. If you mean he phone has to be switched on - then yes it has Just like my clock-radio has to be switched on - it's an electrical device.

If you mean you have to have the screen lit up - then that is plain wrong.

My iPhone is now my alarm-clock. I set it by selecting one a several preset I have already created and then I switch it off using the power button (Not completely offf (se above) but just off witch a single press so that it goes dark. It will still ring if someone phones. it will still go bong if an email comes in and it will still warble when a text arrives. - often I hear those before the alarm goes off in the morning!

How would you know on any other phone if you had messages unless you check? - you get an audible of some sort then you look at the phone - you still have to go to it or pick it up to read them - the phone won't come to you - unless Android means something completly different.

Ivan Headache

Re: Choice choice and more choice

No one is forced to buy an iPhone.

You seem to forget that people have a choice - and they choose to buy iPhones.

Apple land-grabs iThingy feature management patent

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If a gunman walked into my local cinema without a mask

he would be recorded on the anti-piracy video that monitors the audience.

I would be on the floor.

Ivan Headache

Re: There's a patent??

We've all had the same idea but the patent is about how to do it.

Ideas are not patentable but methodology is (in my world anyway).

iPhone 5 wait drives record Samsung smartphone sales

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Re: "Smart" vs "feature" is just marketing

OK Jim I'll bite.

People choose Android - NO they get given android. Probably 80% of non-iphone users get upgrades with Android because that's what the phone company gives them - more than likely they don't even know it's Android!

Want to put something on an iPhone. Log into the App store and install it - sitting in the Railway Station or in the Dentist's waiting-room or even walking down Oxford Street - no iTunes in sight!

Expand storage - well it would be nice but I've got enough for my needs.

Call reliability - my wife's Samsung is just as bad as my iPhone and vice-versa.

Bluetooth file transfer- what's that? I use Dropbox

The 3G/2G para means nothing to me.

Phone made out of glass - well Mine's not cracked, and in the last year I've seen only 2 cracked screens out of several hundred iphones. and as it happened, last night I was sitting next to a chap in the Olympic stadium and he dropped his iPhone about 6 feet onto a concrete floor - NO DAMAGE (and the stadium was OK too)

Leaked Genius Bar manual shows Apple's smooth seductions

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Over the years

I've had bullshit called on me for some of my posts.

I call bullsit on this one. Applecare will cover wahetever is wrong and anyway the warranty would also cover it.