Re: A blue butt plug? The guy is a monster...
Are butt plugs colour coded like ski runs?
796 posts • joined 24 Jul 2007
Are butt plugs colour coded like ski runs?
How come I type something, read it, post it.
And it charges into gobblegook?
I think I had had it a seconf time.
Is he sending the batteries as well?
Yup. Went into my local Maplin just before Christmas looking a for something specific that I expected to find in a 'components' shop.
But no - no components to be seen anywhere.
Back in the days of yore - about 1967 - I was travelling at reasonably high speed on my Vespa though the dark deserted streets of somewhere near Bloxwich.
Ahead is a humpy-back bridge over a canal. Suddenly, the Vespa, My pillion passenger and me are airborn.
Engine revs go WEEEEEEEEE! and all the lights blew.
We still had about 30 miles to go and quite a lot of that was on unlit country roads. I had to drive with my foot resting lightly on the foot brake pedal.That way the stop-light would come on so I had at least one working light should we get stopped.
Thankfully we made it without hinderance or incident and I made sure I never jumped a humpy again. (Well not on two wheels.)
I sincerely hope you're right.
And while they're at it they can reinstate some of the useful features of the GUi that now require clairvoyant capabilities to find (if they are still there that is).
That would certainly stop the speeders.
I recently had the pleasure of an Uber ride.
Only trouble was - it wasn't a pleasure.
is not the fact that this bogus site was listed but the tendency for 'ordinary' folks to use the search box of whatever search engine they use to go sites they regularly visit.
I've seen it myself - people typing 'BT email' into a yahoo search box!
It's particularly common with the over 60s - many who think that Google is the internet and the only way in is through the search box.
I try to explain that it's unwise to trust search results if what you are looking for is financial, and that if you've already been on the website you are searching for then the computer knows it already.
Having said that, if they've been on the bogus site - then that is known too.
The lovely Ivan has the habit of starting a sentence and then fading away before she reaches the bit that contains the information.
And then complains when I haven't done what she has told me to do.
Then she does finish the sentence.
And starts another.
What's he betting it will be
And the original iMac that fell down the stairs.
The guides (or park rangers or whatever they are) use them going up and down Vesuvius.
(Just the outside though)
My local (suburban) Maplin generally has more staff than custoners when I go in there, However the store by Oxford Circus and the one in Tottenham Court Road seem to be permanently busy.
What a fine holiday camp.
"Wear your comedy shark suite Spike!"
And those gold-plated tos-link connectors - you know those that give you better digits.
I went to Le Mans to watch the 24 hour race.
I remember one of the Ford GT40s having a large section of of its bodywork held on with (what we in the RAF at the time called) bodge tape.
It was the year Dan Gurney & AJ Foyt wond - I've pictures somewhere - but where?
I'm always amazed while looking at my phone on the tube, just how many people have their phones on as hotspots.
If I can I avoid changing lines at Green Park. There is far too much walking to do.
Oxford Circus is an interchange I use a lot (B to V lines generally) but I find that the signage in the station absolutely awful when using the Central line (or trying to get out).
For me (I don't go into the city very much so I'm not counting those stations) the worst pinch point is the tunnel from the Paddington station side ticket hall to the D&C platforms - particularly the westbound platform. When the Heathrow Express was planned they should have given some thought to the plight of foreign visitors with all their luggage struggling up a (invariably blocked) narrow staircase and then down another.
It will only get worse once Crossrail is runnung.
This was in China (with free shipping).
What? With these feet!
But will they differentiate between coming and going? What happens if the 'comings' are from opposite sides?
What happens if a 'comer' stops under a street light to ask directions of a young lady who happens to be standing there? Would the light have been on because she was there or would it have gone out because she wasn't moving (much)?
Could we end up with streets behaving like disco light-shows?
On a slightly related topic, back around the spring/early summer of 1965, a mate and I were hitch-hiking from London to Somerset along the A4 (this is when the M4 only went as far as Reading).
We weren't making much progress and had only got as far as Newbury by about 1 in the morning.
Struggling along the deserted main road (probably London Road) as we walked westwards, my mate decided to stop for a fag. He leaned against a lamp-post while he lit up and the moment his backpack touched the post all the lights along the road went out. He had such a fright I couldn't stop laughing. It was almost as if the time-switch was watchng him.
I'm sorry. I have a cold.
The pigeon flies east in the spring.
Depends where you are. I've been on several flight in the last year were I can see the Baggage handler loading individual bags on the conveyor belt into the aircraft.
I've also been on more than one where you walk to the plane with your carry-on and give it to a man who then passes it to another man inside the hold of the aircaft. All you get to take into the cabin is your man bag.
I have a recollection of reading that certain optical tricks used in the original film were developed at Harrow Technical College (now Westminster Uni).
Am I remembering correctly or not?
It does seem possible seeing that Elstree is not much more than a stone'S throw from Harrow.
for many years I used to always wear Birkies when flying.
Everytime when boarding at LHR or GTW I would have to take them off and put them through the scanner. Iwas at a loss as to how I could hide explosive in a pair of Bairkie.
Eventually I got fed up wih this (along with 'always' getting taken aside to have my bag swabbed (every single outbound flight for the last 4 years - why me?)) and started wearing those rubbery 'all-terraine' sandals.
Since then I've never had to take them off (still getting swabbed though).
Finally, what is the purpose of taking the belt out out your trousers?
Did you know my former neighbour, a certain Mr Green (with a bushy beard)?
Back in the 70s I had a Teac 4 track quarter-inch tape machine and a goodly collection of quad tapes to play on it (Zappa, Doobie Bros, Tomita, Moody Blues are some that I can remember).
They all sounded ace (to use a phrase from the day). Never tried any of the vinyl versions though.
With regard to the Newton. A friend of mine won one in an Apple giveaway at the UK launch. He brought it in to work and we all had a play at writing our names. One or two it got right, but most it didn't. One chap was called Nick O'Brien. After Newton he was called Slick O' Berlin.
Except that now I get more nuisance calls to my mobile than I do to my landline.
but in the pre-OSX days I used to see an error message on my mac that said something to the effect -
"XYZ cannot continue as something unexplained has happened.
Can't remember what the application was now but I saw it quite often.
Are you talking about the planes or the passengers?
except that they will have to phone the car company, listen to a menu, press a button, listen to another menu press another button, get a "Your call is very important...." message then listen to part of Vivaldi's Four Seasons.
By that time the 'terrorist' will have driven the length of Oxford street and mown down countless numbers.
They'll get an awful lot of DJI Phantoms on that ship.
Join the Navy. Get your own quadcopter.
Where I come from globes don't have corners.
At least they didn't have when I went to school.
I can't remember if it was a chemmy lesson or physics but..
as we entered the lab the teacher had a large coffee tin (catering Nescafe size) with a hole in the lid from which a bright yellow flame about 8 or 9 cm high was burning.
He asked us all to gather round while expained the set up. The tin also had a hole in the bottom. It was sitting on a tripod (without a gauze mat) and under the tripd was a bunsen burner with its air-ring closed.
He said that the gas was going into the tin but it wouldn't burn until it came out of the top hole and mixed with the air. He went on to say that if he turned the gas tap off the flame would continue to burn in its lazy way as air came in through the hole in the bottom of the can to replace the gas going out of the top.
He had his spiel worked out so that as he said "mixes to form an explosive cond......" there was an almighty bang and the lid of the tin shot up and hit the ceiling about 7 metres above us (old school - very high ceilings).
It was one of those lessons you never forget.
Now was it the physics or chemmy lab?
Find me a picture of a Vulcan with Afterburners please. I'd love to see it.
At least when you sit next to a grenade with a misisng pin you know what is going to happen.
With Brexit we don't know what is going to happen (apart from the doomsayers).
and judging by their record on setting up IT systems that come in on time and on budget (and most of all systems that actually work) is there any real chance that this will ever happen?
(In my lifetime anyway).
You're not thinking this through are you?
I'll take Barry's favourite, Fairlop.
I find it's because I can't see past the car that is approaching me with its excessively bright headlights on on full beam.
I have a feeling that I have read about this being implemented somewhere but it caused issues with people going in different directions causing disco light shows up and down the street.
Not sure though. I might be making it up.
One this that is touched on earlier up the thread is about spill. If you drive the A40 at night between Greenford and Denham you will notice that the lighting around Northolt Airfield is significantly better to drive through than on any other stretch (in my opinion anyway). The lumiers are on much shorter poles and and are 'barn-doored' somehow to prevent sideways and upward spillage to avoid interfering with pilots who are landing at the field.
I often wondered why all street lights weren't like that.
FWIW, we had LED lamps replacing the Sodium lamps in our street about a year ago. The street is much brighter and spillage into our bedrooms is much reduced as a consequence. (Light spillage!)
I don't know why people keep saying "mostly copied from Braun and Dieter Rams" and why people believe it because it's utter bull-shit.
So many time I have tried to argue this fallacy but no - the know-it-alls say it is so so it must be true.
Have any of these clever-dicks - Mage for example - actually looked properly at Braun's designs?
I seriously doubt it.
I have here on my desk, a catalogue of Dieter Rams' work at Braun. As it's also a discussion of his work it also includes work by other designeers under his guidance at Braun.
There are only two items in it that remotely - REMOTELY - resemble anything that could have been copied by Apple. One is a rather nice desk-top cigarette lighter, the other is a hifi loudspeaker cabinet. Yes they are white and they have round corners - but there is also a lot of black on them just as there is on a lot of Braun's products. Black knobs, black switches, black grills.
I don't see anything like that on Apple products. In fact what I do see with Apple products is the continuation of Rams' design philosophy:-
"Product design is the organisation of the total of a product (form, surface, colour, product graphics) – in such a way that the product fulfils its given purpose as efficiently as possible. It should also conform to the factual conditions and requirements under which the product is to be produced and marketed"
Dieter Rams, 1975.
"Good design is functional or usable and practical design. But good design is also aesthetic design. As a designer I shun these discussions on the aesthetic quality of the product. I do so, even though I am a firm believer in the importance of aesthetic quality. The aesthetic quality of design is always a matter of nuances. Often, of only fractions of millimetres, of the finest graduations, or of the harmony between a number of visual elements. Changing a trivial element changes the whole impression. Reduce a product by one millimeter here it looks out of proportion; add a millimetre there, it looks clumsy. Only those who have had years of experience on the trained eyeI are capable of seriously participating in the discussions."
Dieter Rams, 1980
Rams has also publicly stated his admiration of Ive's work (but I can't find that quote).
However, just to shoot myself in the foot - I do think that the external DVD drive that Apple currently sells looks very Dieter.
Many years ago when boundary layer microphones were relatively new, Beyer Dynamic produced a model that consisted of a chamfered square piece of oiled teak (or walnut) about six inches square by about one inch deep. It had a small round metal grill less than an inch in diameter in the centre and an XLR socket and a small swirch and little red LED on one of the sides. Very neat looking and apart from the cable, unobtrusive on the boardroom table.
One of my collegues had to record a breakfast discussion for transcription purposes in a house with a black door somewhere near Parliament Square.
He decided that instead of setting several individual mics he would try this new Beyer.
All the setting up went well, good sound from every chair around the table so he went to his recording location in the ante-room to await the participants.
The first few minutes went very well with all the voices clearly audible when there was a loud metallic 'THUNK' and all the voices became very muffled.
Panic! The whole purpose of being there was to get a recording that could be transcribed but he wasn't supposed to intrude. He thought that although the voices were muffled it was still possible to just make out the words so he decided to sit it out. Occasionally the sound would clear only to be followed by the same 'thunk' and muffle a few seconds later.
Eventualy the meeting ended and the group left.
My collegue went inside to find a large silver coffee-pot sitting on this nice chamfered 'coffee-pot warmer' that was obviously switched on as it had a 'mains' cable plugged into it and a little red light.
And no it wasn't me, and yes, the transcriber did manage to get most of it.
I watched MM when it was first broadcast. It was nearly finished before I realised Clive Sinclair was being played by Alexander Armstrong. Excellent casting and superb acting.
Now that's what I call an anomoly!
If your TV has iPlayer then you will most like be using it for catch-up - NOT live TV.
(and you already have a licence for that)
The story is about watching live TV on something other than a TV set.
"On one of the many anti TV-licence sites there was a story that claimed they were "using/trialing" a technology that matched the changing optical patterns in a room due to a display to that of broadcast TV programmes being transmitted/streamed at the same time."
I doubt that would work seeing that no two devices in our house show the stream in sync.
Two freeview sets are about 2 seconds apart and my main PC is another two seconds later with the ipad different to all three - (this was when F1 was on the BBC and I needed to have it on in every room - just in case)
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