59 posts • joined 13 Nov 2014
Oh come on, what have the Romans ever done for us.
Hmm, I reckon it'll turn up on ET's version of the "Antiques Roadshow".
Hmm, I reckon it'll turn up on ET version of the "Antiques Roadshow".
The finder didn't put them down the drain.
Eye thang ewe
Did he fly in with Pterodactyl airlines?
Sounds like an awkward date.
Does she like pina coladas?
"oi Dave, look at this URL http://someurl.com" also works down the phone
you certainly mooidered that one
Half an hour to wait for a platform
on a platter.
for the gold plated version
they'll give you something...
This fetish for body bits, mind you the religious are by far the worst for this.
I don't know how I've managed so long without one!
Put all that Space invader and Galaxians training to good use!
Bring it on!
Dairylea? This is moon shaped after all.
Considering Android has probably the largest market share.
Not all that bad, considering said moon is slow moving away from the earth.
We exist on someones credit card!
Too much fibre...
Secretary prints, transcribes by hand, scans then emails back to MP, oh
Perhaps they bought them in Tesco vouchers, "double up" ?
You know guarantee seat on the morning train , that sort of thing.
We're always taking calls in their motor?
On Morgan's recent emails
Hammerite will register "remove" (maybe just for Yorkshire)
"X" comes from the Greek letter Chi, which is the first letter of the Greek word Χριστός which comes into English as "Christ"
Needs to be responsive though, huge amount of whitespace.
Terrible on a mobile? Whats that you say ? Mobile websh1te, pah nice anecdote grandad but this is the 'teenies.
for wanting a .pizza da action
just remove 'onslta'
It is simulations all the way down.
Oh the irony.
Aquarius or somewhere, crank up the star gate.
What happened to those guys? A an eInk case for iPhone(5?) with future Android (Samsung) versions too?
The only certainties in life are Death, Taxes* & data loss.
* See title
I thought spammers were using free pr0n type sites, then presenting someone else's captcha to the pr0n consumer.
(assuming it takes off)
How much is LordSir Alan Sugar gonna charge?
Never mind, I see that Sky (Amstrad's owners, are on board)
So it just floats?
Now plastered on his chair?
For the high fat diet
The video should be worth a few hundred quid if sent to you've been framed
I loved the product placement in "Under the Dome".
All the inhabitants of the town owned Microsoft phones (possibly why they were domed off) and none of them were working.
That's usually my kitchen timer
Search for me doesn't even feature Gmail on the 1st page.
(Don't know if adblock has affected it though)
>>bloody great bore
Whom do you choose? John Prescott maybe?
Shirley, the size of your strides is best?
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