* Posts by x 7

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Shove off, ugly folk, says site for people who love themselves

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"hunglikeahorsefly"???????

someone getting his metaphors mixed?

or did the spielchucker kick in there?

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Vain vapid vanities ........

she looks like she suffers from foetal alcohol syndrome to me. I'm guessing her IQ is around her bra size

'Fry-OS 8' iPhone BLEW UP MY PANTS wails roasted Johnson

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Re: It's incredibly rare

reconditioned batteries......about as safe or sensible as buying reconditioned tyres

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Re: @Chris G: Moist

what would you prefer we use? Sweat? Perspiration?

Personally I've always found modestly moist women stimulatingly attractive

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Black 5?

So William Stanier has been reincarnated and is designing for Apple? How about a steam-punk coal-fired iMac?

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Re: Shock news!

but apple don't have any windows....

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I had a phone battery short circuit in my pocket years ago. I was in the line for the tills at W H Smiths, arms full of comics and I had to run outside with the security guards chasing me....

Got outside, ripped the battery out of the phone and it stopped heating up, panic over. Still left me with a minor burn to the leg. Happily the security chaps didn't try to stop or arrest me

However the big question is.....what if the battery had been permanently fixed in the phone? No way of removing it and so breaking the short circuit. So it would just have heated until igniting. Not too great a problem in a shop in a busy town centre......but on a train? or an aircraft? Not a nice thought.

The phone itself was a Motorola, I sent it to their contract service centre - who reckoned it had got wet. I met the MD of the service company at a training meeting a few weeks later and gave him hell - that phone had never been anywhere near water

Mummy, what's the point of Evgeny Morozov's tedious columns?

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nothing forced me to read it

I read it because it was there, in the assumption that anything published by "The Register" would be worthwhile. In the event that assumption proved fallacious. What I read was a pointless pile of self-indulgent self-promoting self-reverential garbage which deserved to be flagged as such. Hopefully my doing so enabled others to avoid making the same mistake of reading it.

And FWIW, I identify you as Worstals sock puppet and I claim my £5

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not much to aspire to then from your point of view

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and better title for this thread would have been....

"Whats the point of Tim Worstall"??

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what a waste of bandwidth

commentary abut someone no-one has heard of, by someone no-one has heard of, about a subject no-one is interested in

frivilous self-aggrandising tosh by all on so many levels

Paul Allen hunts down sunken Japanese WWII super-battleship

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"Sadly perhaps, these mighty guns never got the chance to fire at any enemy battleships"

Or more accurately, "thank god these guns never got to fire at our battleships........"

Sophie the Stegosaurus was a teenaged fat lass claims triple-D model

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"Combined with its wide hips, it’s fair to say this Stegosaurus probably would have had quite a large rear end"

Yep, definitely female

The BBC wants to slap a TAX on EVERYONE in BLIGHTY

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whats a TV licence? ;-)

Snowden 'ready to return to US', claims lawyer

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He'll be treated fairly in the same way as David Kelly was treated fairly until he was found dead.

There won't be a trial - too embarrassing. Instead there will be a highly convenient suicide.

The spy who leaked me: Ex-CIA boss Petraeus 'fesses up to blabbing intel to his mistress

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now you understand why the Chinese (and others) used eunuchs to run their civil service.

No hanky panky like this there!

Windows XP's market share grows AGAIN!

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Re: In lieu of better stats

where did you get the licence keys Ben? Or were they second hand machines.......??

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I'll think you find part of the discrepancy is due to people moving to tablets, giving up on them and reverting to something familiar

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"I submitted a remote code exec vuln based on the network stack to MS. They responded that they won't fix it as XP is EOL."

tell Google, they'll take care of it....

Here comes Vulkan: The next generation of the OpenGL graphics API

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Re: Great...

"This will crash in PS4, Linux, Android, etc"

Fixed that typo for you

Twitter probes terror threat: Medieval murder mob ISIS allegedly puts co-founder in crosshairs

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FFS its about time crowdfunding was put to some use for once to finance a hit contract on whichever sick fuck is behind this ISIL evil. How much would it take for someone close to knock him off???

There must be one evil bastard behind all this, in the same way as Hitler / Stalin / Mao / Pot were single minds in charge of their evil cancers. Decapitate the movement and it will collapse.

US military SATELLITE suddenly BLOWS UP: 'Temperature spike' blamed

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its an old US Navy satellite which had probably expended most of its fuel and was coming back down again. Rather than run the risk of it arriving in one piece and giving the Russians/Iranians/North Vietnamese/ISIL (name your enemy of the week) a chance of free technology, they lasered it either with a ship-board device (like on the Ponce) or at close range from something like the X-37B.

They're not going to admit to it as doing so would breach a number of antiproliferation treaties

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Any chance it was the USS Ponce having fun?

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so who lasered it?

BitDefender bit trip slaps 'valid' on revoked certs

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Interesting results - it would be interesting to compare other testers findings

Subjectively, from what I've seen of it in the wild, I wouldn't trust it. Seen too many infected machines with it on. I wonder if theres a structural problem here - i.e. some products work OK in the lab, but fail in real life because of some external interference e.g. updates failing more readily??

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does Bulldog still use the Bitdefender scanning engine? If so, it may also be affected by this

Murky online paedo retreat: The Nether explores the fantasy-reality divide

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Re: @x7

Steven Roper

You appear to be attempting to equate paedophilia with homosexuality. Is your arugment that because one is accepted so should be the other? It would appear to be so. And you attempt to accuse me of fanaticism? Methinks you are rather confused in your mind and should perhaps be analysing yourself rather than questioning how well I know myself. And the answer to your question is, I know myself very well and am absolutely happy in what I know - which I suspect is more than can be said for you.

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Re: "We all accept"

with the best (or worst) will in the world, neither you nor your wife are going to remotely resemble 10-year old children, despite whatever makeup or facelifts you indulge in.

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"That is the slippery path to a totalitarian state."

Is it hell.

Society as a whole generally accepts that child abuse is wrong (unless you happen to be a member of certain Christian and Islamic fundamentalist cults, or else live on some Pacific islands). We all accept imagery of child abuse is wrong - otherwise why prosecute so many offenders? Theres no need for a new discussion - its already taken place over the years and reached a consensus.

Conceptually whats the difference between looking at pictures, watching videos, or indulging in virtual reality? All - in this content - are "artistic" (for want of a better world) representations of illegal practices and should be regarded as such. Society has already had its discussion and made its decision. Any attempt to re-engineer that simply panders to the aims of the perverted. Is that your intention?

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So.......if we accept the premise of this play, Gary Glitter should have been found "not guilty" in his first trial as his possession of kiddie-porn photos was likely to prevent him from carrying out real life attacks. Whereas in reality we now know from his second trial that he had the photos AND carried out attacks on young girls.

The basic premise of the plays argument is wrong: habituation to a certain practice, even if simulated, makes it more likely that the practice will be repeated in real life. Not less. Repetition breeds acceptance and familiarity: if it didn't, then what would be the point of aircraft / tank / battlefield simulators? If some deviant practices kiddie porn in private, its more likely to make him accept carrying out the real thing. Not less.

This play tries to create a discussion where no discussion is needed. In our society abuse of children is not acceptable.

Bradley Horowitz on ailing Google+: Islands in the stream, that is what we are ...

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just what is Google+?

I, ROBOT ~ YOU, MORON. How else will automated news work?

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Are you claiming that the Clarksons of this world have nothing original to say?

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Alistair Dabbs? I always though his articles were already written by a robot. A robot named Marvin

At night, scary wildlife comes out to play in the chemical factory

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A chemical company I previously worked for had a lab-scale production plant deep in the woods north of Blythewood, S.C (near Columbia)

As a Brit, whenever I went there I was always thrown by the fact that some of the office staff habitually carried guns - especially at weekends. When I asked why, the answer was "big cats, snakes, coyotes and feral people". The sales manager often worked there on his own on saturday mornings and ALWAYS took a magnum (ex-Korean veteran). The place was so isolated that there was a presumed continual risk of breakin by animal and man. The plant is closed now - the groundwater was so polluted it became a superfund site (like a lot of chemical plants around Columbia) and the animals have it all to themselves, with trees growing through the buildings

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flaming gulls. Walking along a town centre seafront recently after a job and one stole a complete pasty out of my mouth just as I was about to take first bite. Fecking thing banged me on the back of the head to distract me, bit my finger, lacerating it, and then grabbed the pie in mid air as I dropped the food. Then the bloody bird flew 20 yards, settled and swallowed it in one go. I was praying the brute would choke, but no such luck. Seriously thinking of filling a pie case with warfarin and going back again and pretending to eat it to see if the bastard comes back for a second attack......500g of rat poison should be enough to kill it

Elon Musk plans to plonk urban Hyperloop subsonic tube on California

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Musk, in his wide ranging engineering interests, has for some time reminded me of the younger Brunel and his mixed bag of success.

This particular venture brings to mind the vacuum powered South Devon Railway. I hope Musk has allowed for the 21st century equivalent of Brunel's unforseen hungry rats.

Reckon YOU can write better headlines than us? Great – apply within

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Re: Do you review...

"I care about ability"

you'll never work for Murdoch.....

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"The Register’s paunchy style"

There, corrected that for you, given the way you lot are always on about food and booze

Google pulls out of gaping Blogger smut black hole

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so where do I find this filth?

He's baaack: Microsoft's axeman Nadella to give Chinese staff the chop

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Ironic

closing mobile phone production plants in the country with the world's largest market. If you can't sell product there, then you haven't a chance. Or else management is too stupid to realise the local potential. All they had to do is hand the plants to Huawei or ZTE to run.....

RIP Leonard Nimoy: He lived long and prospered

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you missed the closest link to the computer industry: the Time Computers "Time Machine" adverts.

see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71meib_q0MY

El Reg regains atomic keyring capability

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export restrictions.......

I think you'll find the export restrictions are due to the possible military "dual use" controls - no one wants the the enemy getting self powered night sights, or aircraft instrument panels

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Betalights. More key British technology lost overseas. Saunders-Roe Developments pioneered this technology, but were sold off by Westland Aircraft. Why? Because Westland were out of cash after the Tories sat on helicopter orders for a few years........

The technology and manufacturing ended up in Canada, with Saunders-Roe closed. It is key military technology - powerless light sources for aircraft, vehicle controls, gunsights. And like we did with so much during Thatchers time in power, we gave it away overseas for peanuts

TalkTalk 'fesses up to MEGA data breach

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I find it interesting that if I try to open the AOL UK webmail page in IE (which is actually TalkTalk) the Malwarebytes AntiExploit tool throws a wobbly fit and refuses to open the page, warning me of a live attack. Try to open the same page in Firefox or Chrome and nowt happens. At face value there would appear to be a rogue script on that site which only works on IE

(note this happens on all the PCs I've tried it with)

One wonders if the sites been infected with an ID-scraping script

Norton Internet Security antivirus update 'borked Internet Explorer'

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Methinks you are conflating cleanup tools with preventative security products. The two are very much different, though obviously some products try to do both.

Of those you mention

Webroot

Back in the days when this existed solely as Webroot Spysweeper then it had a role as a secondary security product, concentrating on the kind of adware/malware that most AV programs then missed. However it didn't have a very high hit rate of finding infections, was pretty much superceded by Microsofts Windows Defender and really was made redundant by Spybot S&D and Spyware Blaster.

Things went from bad to worse when the product was expanded to become a full standalone AV product - they bought in a third-party AV engine, but not the virus definitions and simply cannot compete with the tech ability of the big boys. What over the years has made the situation worse is that may iterations of the Webroot software has been a huge memory hog, and often doesn't play nicely if installed alongside other security software. Often it came bundled with junk cleanup utilities as well - registry cleanup tools which would bork the machine as often as not.

Comodo

These chaps used to offer a range of free security hardening products which were useful plugins. However after a change of ownership these were all binned, and only the mainstream AV and firewall were left. The firewall is supposed to be OK, but my experience is that customers find it impossible to configure. The AV definitions are close to useless and usually come way down in the monthly tests.

You have to remember that Comodos main business is CA certs - the security stuff is just an add-on, and a poor one at that. Given the recent revelations regarding their products, I'd suggest best avoided at present

Emisoft

Used to be very good as a cleanup tool, but too clunky for installation as the main AV defence. It seems to have a good set of AV definitions - possibly too good, as I've had several cases where false positives have borked a system. Not used it much recently - the last time I did I noticed that it seemed to be down to just one scanning engine, not the two it had before

Hitman Pro

Excellent as a clean up tool if used along with a sequence of other products. Note that in the last year the list of AV engines it scans against has changed - in my opinion detrimentally, making it essential that its used as only one of many tools

SuperAntiSpyware

In the past I've used it surprisingly effectively as a cleanup tool. However I'd never trust it as a resident program - it looks too much like some of the fake products on the market, and its built-in advertising is intrusive

Zemana

never heard of it until you mentioned it. However on looking at the website the program looks near-identical to some of the fake antivirus programs that were so popular infections a couple of years ago

WinPatrolPlus

Is that the program with the Scotty Dog? I've had customers who've used it and all found it annoyingly intrusive. Piece of junk in my view

EMET

never really used it. I'd appreciate your comments on how useful it is in real life.

Now what do I use?

First you have to differentiate between cleanup tools and resident primary security.

On a customers home-use machine I keep it simple: usually Avast! AV (the free one - its good enough) which I set to automate removal/deletion of ALL threats including PUPS (which is turned off by default). I usually throw in Malwarebytes anto-exploit (not the usual Malwarebytes program)Then I add a range of script blockers - exactly which ones depends on which browser the customer uses. I TRY to get them to use Firefox, and then lock it down with Adblock Plus, No-Script, Ghostery and a few others. I've never had a machine locked down like this come back to me as infected

Sometimes if the machine is low-spec I'll use Avira rather than Avast. Why those two? Because they constantly come in the top three or four of the regular competitive scan surveys. Despite being free, they work, carry little memory overhead and are relatively free of unwanted popups (though Avast is sadly heading down the wrong road there. And as I said above, since I started using them I've never had a machine come back to me as infected (and you're talking a large number over many years)

For cleanup, I use a wide range of tools, the choice depends on what I find once work starts. However the bottom line is, if in doubt, nuke it. But heres a list of what I find useful to start with

RKill

Combofix

ADWCleaner

TDSSKiller

Hitman Pro

Spybot S&D

Autoruns

CCleaner

Malwarebytes Antimalware

HijackThis (not much use on 64-bit though)

once these have been used up then you're onto the various file / registry repair tools.......

and also of course scanning with more mainstream AV products - usually Kaspersky and if I suspect something still hidden then Emsisoft's tools

Check out our HOT AIR INTERFACE for 5G – Huawei

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the "big payoff" comes when the Chinese Government - via Huawei - gets even more of its technology into the key communications networks of the west, giving them remote access and control on a level which far surpasses anything so far achieved by GCHQ or the NSA.

Think - they wouldn't need to hack the system, their taps would be embedded in the design of it through inclusion of the Huawei technology

Facebook sad-nav: How to put depressed chums on internet suicide watch

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FFS, Facebook with its virtualised replacement for real human content, through which it allows uncensored untrammeled abuse, bullying, victimisation and exploitation, is one of the major causes of depression and suicide in existence today.

Essentially its a business model which gains cashflow by exploiting the misery of the sad bastards who have abnegated real live and who instead survive in the misery, mire and malicious mediocrity of Facebooks cynically open leech-like arms. Join Facebook and your brain is mushed, you lose your friends, and become the laughing stock of all who become aware of you.

The Extreme Centre, Rise of the Super Furry Animals and The Kind Worth Killing

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"good-faith attempts to apply socialism"

that phrase is an oxymoron: "good-faith attempts to apply socialism" are impossible. All socialist movements are led by charlatans - or worse

FWIW Greece had its experiment with socialism once it was liberated after WWII. The UK had to free them from it by taking sides in the resulting civil war.

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you know its true socialism when the bullets start flying

Live a day in the life of Jennifer Lawrence: Tell Reddit to delete your stolen nude selfies

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Dunno what the fuss was about. Judging from the photos she's not all that hot naked anyway.....Hold on, is that why she didn't want anyone to see them?