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Your gadget batteries endanger planes, says Boeing

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Years ago I had a mobile phone battery short and overheat while in my pocket....I was just about able to remove the battery before it caught fire, suffering burnt fingers and groin in the process. If the battery had been fixed in the phone it would have gone up in flames. If that had been on a plane, the consequences would have been catastrophic. You can't stop an electrical fire - unless you have an asbestos box at the ready........

That was just one battery. The hazards of multiple batteries are just horrendous

Being common is tragic, but the tragedy of the commons is still true

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Re: Community Investment Companies (CIC) fit into this somewhere

"CICs are limited companies"

sounds a bit like that runaway success, Network Rail. So efficient the Government have taken direct charge.....

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Re: Logical management?

"influance" is a brand of hair treatments and preparations.

Did you mean "influence" ? Or maybe "effluence"?

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two examples used in this essay which are invalid - or possibly give alternative options

1) the near-extinction of the plains buffalo was due to direct government encouragement to deprive the native indians of their food source. The use of the resulting carcass was immaterial - in many cases they were simply left to rot, and the killers were simply paid a bounty for slaughtering the beasts. What happened was due to a desire to destroy the resource, not harvest or perpetuate it.

2) using mountain farmers as an example is dodgy.......the general trend worldwide has been to stuff as many sheep or goats on the hills as possible and graze the grassland to destruction. With low population levels maybe use was in line with sustainability, but I doubt if you'll find any valid examples now - or indeed anywhere in the last 100 years.

WHOA! Windows 10 to be sold on USB drives – what a time to be alive

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"Were they all same BIOS revision too?"

at face value, identical BIOS revisions reacted differently

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"First, I have to ask why are you not booting and installing over the network for 1000+ PCs"

1) large number of sites - the upgrades were being carried out at the user locations

2) decentralised network - not all the sites had access to the same part of the local NHS COIN, we would have had problems finding a server available to all sites with enough bandwidth

3) because the guys who planned the rollout had limited degrees of freedom of thought and simply "wanted it done that way"........because they considered it more secure. Yes, really, Don't look at me like that......not my decision

In reality you're right - because it was a COIN network we should have been able to find a way, but weren't allowed to. But we've had other cases where it simply isn't possible - e.g. thousands of machines covering all the GP surgeries in an entire county, all on local domains, maybe a couple of hundred. Not something that can be done from a central server -the N3 network isn't fast enough

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Interesting observation from an NHS Windows 7 rollout from a few months back on a mix of Lenovo and Dells, mainly laptops

Using the same USB drives, around 5% of approx 1000 machines wouldn't install. They would boot off the drives, but then not "see" the drive contents. No apparent reason for it, in some cases apparently identical machines would either consistently work or not work. Resetting / defaulting BIOSes made no change. On some machines changing the brand of pen drive made a difference - but on the next, apparently identical machine, it wouldn't. Really weird. All had Intel USB3 chipsets, yet the behaviour was so randomly variable.

I forsee troubles with these Win10 drives

What makes our planet's clouds? Tiny INVISIBLE CREATURES. True story

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Re: Original Research?

thats interesting, I wondered if it was a known phenomenon but hadn't come across it personally before. Isn't it strange how many of the science stories run by The Register turn out not to be "new" news? The fact that mosquitos are attracted to CO2 was another this week......

Is it bad luck on the part of what El Reg select to report? Or is there really a lack of real new science out there?

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"in places where the stuff ordinarily would not land "

How do you know that? This is supposedly original research and it hasn't been tested in the Altantic (or northern hemisphere) yet, so may well be applicable. Theres a lot of plankton in the Atlantic, especially after the whale slaughtering of past centuries, and the systemic fish extermination happening now.

Stop fishing and you'll stop acid rain.

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""The dimethyl sulfide produced by the phytoplankton gets transported up into higher levels of the atmosphere and then gets chemically transformed and produces aerosols further downwind, ......."

OK so the obvious products of DMS reacting in the atmosphere are going to be dimethyl sulphate (toxic as heck), dimethyl sulphite, methyl methanesulphonate (carcinogenic) and - most noticeably sulphurus / sulphuric acid (acid rain)

Maybe instead of blaming coal burning for acid rain we should be considering killing off maritime plankton instead

Farmer mooved after reunion with two-year fugitive cow

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Re: Two years to catch a cow

two years? thats about how long it takes most men, trouble is you don't realise she's a cow until you get married

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This story sounds like a load of bull. To be honest, if I were one of the site managers I'd have a beef with the staff over them trying to milk the customers with stories like this. The readers need buttering up, not fed silage.

Bill Hicks: 25 years on from the cult comedian's big break

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If he was really "revered" In think I would probably have heard of him, even if I didn't like him. But the simple fact is......no, I've never heard of him at all. Neither positively or negatively.

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"revered in Britain"

Don't think so. I've never heard of him, and no-one I know admits to knowing of him

Female blood-suckers zero in on human prey by smelling our breath

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Re: Hollywood to the rescue.

Malaria was recorded in the Essex marshes in England up until around the first world war - draining to increase food production may have helped kill it off. That was the last recorded place, though anecdotally as a kid I was told "ague" existed on the Somerset levels until the 1950's.

Certainly in the 1800's "marsh fevers" or ague existed in Somerset, Romney Marsh, Essex, and parts of Fenland and possibly the broads. I''ve never seen records suggesting it existed on the Lancashire or Cheshire marshes - too far north maybe

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This is not new, and its not original research

Female mosquitoes being attracted by carbon dioxide in breath has been known for at least 20 years, if not longer. There have even been attempts at traps using CO2 as bait in the past

Yet another example of someone not checking prior literature before publishing. What gets me though is how often these non-new news stories get picked up by El Reg, there have been several recently.

Soil and sand harden as SPEEDING MISSILES and METEORS SLAM into GROUND – boffins

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I see that a number of inflammatory posts have been deleted from this thread by its author......I wonder why..? Trolling backfiring on him maybe?

NASA boffins peer at Pluto: Could it be ... is that ... OATMEAL?

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is

I see the cervices have been corrected.......that screws up any joke about the images being a bit smeary........

more seriously, I've been racking my brains to understand what Moore was getting at here: "Moore speculated that they were complex hydrocarbons that had fallen from the sky and been blown into crevices on Pluto's surface, noting that similar features can be found on Earth."

Just where on earth do you get buildups of complex hydrocarbons falling from the sky?

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1) " blown into cervices........." So how many women are there on Pluto? Or are these animal cervices?

2) "New Horizons is currently measuring as it orbits the far side of the planetoid." Is it really? I thought this was just a flypast

Hackers invade systems holding medical files on 4.5 million Cali patients

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Re: A few questions

yep, those are the key points, especially (1) -which software are they using?

If its one of the commercial off-the-shelf programs, the potential risks elsewhere are horrendous

You've tested the cloud – now get ready and take a bigger step

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"A recent Telstra survey asked IT managers what were the drivers influencing their move to the cloud and the top five answers were:

Improving security (71 per cent)"

there you go, thats their claimed top answer

How does handing your data over to a third party increase security? This "survey" is total bunkum. The methodology cannot be valid

Daisy Group’s Riley: Integration of £200m + acquired beast starts today

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I hope I'm wrong, and I have no knowledge of the company except as a user of Daisy's phone and broadband services, but the hype and speed with which Daisy acquires businesses reminds me so much of the rise of the chemical business MTM before it went tits-up.

The speed of growth through non-organic means was disturbing then, and looks so similar now

METRE-LONG DINOSAUR POO going under the hammer

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crappy storyline

Everything I see is Windows 10, says Microsoft's SatNad

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Differing market sectors have different views....

I find it interesting that most of the immigrant working girls I've met have Lumias running Win8.

The phones are cheap, do what they want i.e. phone calls/e-mails/facebook/check their personal websites for customer contact.

It seems that if you're Polish or Romanian or Czech or Spanish and female, brands such as Apple or Android have zero significance. All they want is a phone that does the minimum they need, has reasonable battery life, and is cheap. These girls don't give a monkeys about technical fashion name branding - they just want something that works and is value for money - which at present, Lumias are. Of course it also helps that a lot of current Lumias look a bit girly with their bright plastic cases.....

My belief is Microsoft will go down a similar route, offering cheap, reliable, functional phones to countries like Brazil, Argentina, South Africa......Countries with a demand, but no preconceived marketing notions, especially among the women. Wouldn't surprise me if they tried aiming Lumia as a brand at women globally - something on the lines of "Lumia - the phone for people fed up with Android and iPhone penis envy...." I'm sure they'd phrase it differently, but you get the idea

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so Microsoft phones are just a front end for Microsoft cloud services. Which makes the choice simple: who do you trust more with your data: Google, Apple or Microsoft?

Which one is more secure? Which one is more trustworthy>

Space Station 'nauts dive for cover from flying Soviet junk

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"Anyone else remember the crappy sitcom Quark, about a space garbage man?"

No, but the idea sounds strangely charming....

iPod dead? Nope, says Apple: New Touch has iPhone 6 brains

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downvoted for mentioning that idiot Salman Rushdie

He deserves punishment for disservices to the English language. His books are the most random unstructured lumps of what are claimed to be prose that I have ever had the misfortune to read.

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beats spending a fortune on an iphone iphashion statement

Microsoft to Windows 10 consumers: You'll get updates LIKE IT or NOT

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1) that's borked any chance of the NHS ever adopting Win10

2) that's effectively forcing large sites to upgrade from Pro to Enterprise with a heck of a cost increment

Epic Games, Epic Fail: Forumers' info blown into dust by hack

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"There should be one central silo of user data"

I seem to remember Microsoft tried that and it failed to catch on.....I wonder why?

Goodbye Vulcan: Blighty's nuclear bomber retires for the last time

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Re: A beautiful aircraft though

"Vulcans and Victors almost certainly were an effective deterrent throughout the 1960's"

A certain amount of eulogising also going on there.......

In the late '60s and 70's the V-bomber role was really to blast an access corridor through Central / Eastern Europe / Western Russia, nuking the air defence and C3 sites allowing the USA-based B-52 fleet unopposed into Russian airspace, with the freedom to go roaming and target hunting several hours later.

Being based in the UK, the V-bomber fleet had several hours advantage over the B-52 squadrons. In reality the first NATO nuclear bombs would have been dropped by the UK based B-50 Hustlers (1960's) or FB-111's (70''s-80's)

But in reality, what was the V-bomber fleet worth? In a flap, how many would have got to target? Well......assuming they beat the incoming first strike missiles then maybe a maximum of 40-50 would have been in a flyable state and got to launch. Then, with no fighter cover they would have to try to fly through heavily defended Warsaw Pact airspace with a hot war going on underneath. You'd probably be lucky if 10% got through to the target. Then you have to consider the reliability of the bombs themselves........something at the time that was severely questioned in academic circles. So even assuming 70% of the bombs worked, that 70% of 10% of 50.....thats 3-4 aircraft hitting target. Even if you double the penetration rate to 20%, only 7 aircraft would drop their bomb. Within the scope of the whole war, totally pointless and ineffective.

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Re: Operation Skyshield

"supersonic delta dagger at altitude"

at altitude it wouldn't be supersonic..............or at least not for very long. A few minutes max before running out of fuel

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Re: Not that anybody cares...

and I saw it AT Yeovilton..........

Google joins Bluetooth snoop pals with iBeacon rival tech Eddystone

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Re: Mmm

brilliant for what?

Please explain in 100 words

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I knew there was a reason for disabling bluetooth.........now I know why

as to the name, if its pinched from a lighthouse I think you'll find its from the most famous of them all - see http://www.trinityhouse.co.uk/lighthouses/lighthouse_list/eddystone.html

the first lighthouse built in the open sea

not some colonial effort which pinched the name of a historic British piece of engineering

Pluto Pic: Is it a DOG? Is it a HEART? Or is it ... is it ... BIGFOOT?

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Sasquatch??? More like Homer Simpson

IBM to offer breast milk delivery-as-a-service for staff

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I heard that IBM were considering purchasing Alfa-Laval's milk parlour business

Ex-MIT prof jailed for 'making experimental film' about bank robbery. In a bank. Without saying it was a film

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he needs a ten year stretch in jail, filming the aftereffects of a bank heist

stupid prat

Proxyham Wi-Fi relay SUPPRESSED. CONSPIRACY, yowl tinfoilers

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"cryptography denier."

Something to do with ultralightweight stockings? Ones that appear invisible?

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more likely they read the comments following last weeks El Reg article about this and realised they were wasting their time....

enough problems there to make the project a non-starter

Twitter shares soar after buyout story appears on bogus Bloomberg site

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OK so you create a new website over a weekend, populate it with pages hacked from another site, and by tuesday enough people are reading that new site to affect share prices?

Sorry but I smell bollocks here. The timing is too fast. Its too quick for that number of people to have discovered the site. Google isn't going to give the site a high ranking. More likely there was share manipulation going on anyway and the website is simply there to confuse the trail.

WHAT ARE the 'WEIRD' SPOTS seen on far-flung PLUTO?

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Re: Δv

"It's a tiny rocket scientists' joke......"

is a tiny rocket scientist one who specialises in dwarf planets?

Pluto revealed as KING of the Kuiper belt

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Re: A Certain Age

For those of a certain age, Pluto will always be a dog

Apple's chip, firmware security demands behind HomeKit delays

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don't worry - once you replace it you won't have to do it again for another two years

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cloud-operated doorlocks

just perfect for the man with nothing to fear from the feds in the night

Union confirms two-day strike over Universal Credit's pisspoor IT

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I was on a contract team which setup one of the rooms in the Bolton centre a couple of years ago. I've seen some bad call centres, worked in a few, but the environment there was easily the worst.

Untrained staff, mainly asian origin with minimal language skills being treated as near-slaves. The management attitude worked down to the front line staff, who in turn treated the customers like shit.

Bullying of staff, limited loo breaks, impossible call rates, IT support staff who were prevented from fixing things for budgetary reasons (i.e. no spare keyboards or mice). 60% of the light tubes were faulty - and requests to fix them were refused on cost grounds, despite the illumination breaking HSE regulations.

Once the PCs in the room we set up were installed, I was glad to be away from there.

The key thing is that the site was contractor-run, not a part of the civil service. It was expanded while DWP sites such as Norcross and Piel Park were being closed. Who ran it? United Utilities.

Oxford Uni unearths 800-year-old document to seize domain names

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I see oxfordcollegeteens.com and oxfordcollegelesbians.com are still available. I'm surprised the university LGBTs haven't grabbed the second

while on the same train of thought, CambridgeUniversityNaughtyTeenStudents.com is also available

This box beams cafes' Wi-Fi over 4kms so you can surf in obscurity

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Re: Self destruct?

" Libraries are a hotbed of anarchists intent on preserving civil liberties."

the naive commie girl in "The Spy Who Came In From The Cold" springs to mind

BZZZT! NHS e-Referral system flatlines again

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current list of KMOWN bugs

http://www.hscic.gov.uk/media/17750/Summary-of-Known-Issues/pdf/Summary_of_Known_Issues_10_07_15.pdf

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Re: Ah, the smells of excessive use of client side JavaScript in the morning

its probably because - as I've pointed out before - most GP surgeries are locked on IE8/9 for compatibility reasons with other Spine programs