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Apple chief Cook cooks up rumours after BMW car talks, factory tour

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lets not forget that BMW used to make bubble cars

OnePlus phone fanbois flock for a shiny phondle

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bunch of trainspotters

How much of one year's Californian energy use would wipe out the drought?

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Re: It's dafter than that

American and British tons are different anyway - 2000 vs 2240 pounds = "short" ton vs "long" ton

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is mounting desalination plants on large barges or ships and anchoring them off the coast viable?

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why is that girl sitting down to pee in the river? Doesn't she know that pollution if drinking water is bad?

And she must be thick if she can't be bothered to lift her dress clear of the splashes - urine will ruin that red dye

Heroic German rozzers rescue innocent lamb from sordid brothel

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was one of the girls named Bo Peep?

James Woods demands $10m from Twitter troll for 'coke addict' claim

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Re: He should be ashamed

can anyone name a movie he's starred in?

for that matter, can anyone name a movie he's appeared in?

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Re: Satire

"James Woods is an alien"

I'm sure that was proved in one Simpsons episode. Maybe it was an illegal alien? Memory failing me....

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I never realised James Woods was a real person - I always assumed he was a scapegoat character dreamed up by the scriptwriters of "The Simpsons"

It now appears he is doing his best to emulate the character, Which begs the question: Why did he never sue the producers of "The Simpsons" for denigrating him?

Windows 10: Buy cheap, buy twice, right? Buy FREE ... buy FOREVER

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Indeed. Sampled without permission and then used in adverts.......

he got a hefty suebill for that I believe........

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Alistair

yes Beat was the blue one. A bit too MOR mainstream for most Krim fans. Easily the weakest of the three 1980's records.

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are them Beats thingies any good for playing King Crimson? Reason I ask is the Krims did make an album called "Beat" back in the early 1980's and I wondered if those head thingies had been optimised for Fripp's guitar. Or Levin's base......

Uber holds out hand, hails another $1bn – mostly from Microsoft

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$1billion write off coming next year for Microsoft, enabling even more tax offsets.

Uber is going to implode in a big way and all that money is going to vanish.....

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Bacon and egg sushi

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So Lester......was it you who made the 999 call to the police after Kat ate all the bacon?

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Re: A true post-pub nosh..

blue fuzzy food?

In my house thats called Stilton

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too difficult

the post pub version should be

fry bacon

fry eggs

boil rice

flavour with tabasco and mustard

eat

Buffoon in 999 call: 'Cat ate my bacon and I want to press charges'

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Are you sure it wasn't Lester who called the police about the bacon?

He was writing this week about cooking bacon after going to the pub, and his daughter is named Kat....

Do you think the truth is he fell asleep post pub while trying to cook so Kat scoffed his bacon as he snored?

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but....being deprived of bacon late at night when you have the munchies is a serious problem well deserving of an emergency solution

Perhaps the answer is for the 999 call team to have the ability to drop the call to the nearest kebab or pizza joint?

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Re: Too polite

"the single poultry upvote"

well, don't crow about it, me old cock

Derelict TrueCrypt Russia portal 'is command hub for Ukraine spying op'

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so which other distribution portals were hacked?

Comet 67/P CAKED in LIFE-GIVING RUBBLE, say astroboffins

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methyl isocyanate

lets rename it comet Bhopal. Maybe we could get Union Carbide to sponsor a repeat mission?

Octogenarian accused of performing sex act with a SHRUBBERY

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early dementia

probably suffering from hardening of the arteries

Oh, Obama's responded to the petition to pardon Snowden. What'll it be?

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"Snowden has been on the run since 2013 and is currently living in Russia, where he is protected from eradication"

There you go. Proof-read it for you

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Southern biscuits and gravy

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Re: Gravy?

and isn't amazing that Walter Scott named his novels after the station......???

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" has me wondering whether anyone's had some particularly amusing/unfortunate incidents when ordering food on the other side of the pond fromwhere they usuallylive."

I was once amused watching a set of german bikers in an English pub, attempting to order three pints of bitter "three bittas please", waiting ages at the table and finally getting three pizzas "three pitzas please......"

The look on the bikers faces was priceless. They got the pizzas for free when the confusion was resolved

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Re: Just No! No lard, EVER! No cheese or onions. You ppl need help.

"Sausage gravy is best made from a spicy hot sage sausage. I use a brand called "Old Folks"

Sounds like a rebrand of Soylent Green

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Re: One for the Dirty Dirty! HEEEELLLL YEEEEAAH!!!

"But payday isn't until Thursday"

You mean you have to pay to eat that shit???!!!!??

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Re: A fine staple of hangovers in the Southern USA....

"When I get to go to Texas I look forward to Biscuits & Gravy"

If thats what you forward to in Texas, the rest of Texas must be pretty crap.....

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"My chef makes a killer version of the gravy with wild mushrooms "

wild mushrooms always carry a risk of death to the unknowing.......remind me not to visit your part of the world. I take it you don't eat his gravy?

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image of real biscuits and gravy

http://www.britishcornershop.co.uk/images/large/QWOP1930.jpg

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biscuits & gravy?

In my part of the world thats dogfood.

And whys that poor kid wearing a wrist brace - you didn't have to twist her arm to eat the stuff did you?

Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo crackup verdict: Pilot error

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Human error, but he should never have been put in the situation where human error was possible. The companies safety culture should have been such that it recognised the risk and either trained against it, or mechanically prevented it. Likewise the FAA should have been more insistent in its controls - ensuring a sufficient safety culture existed in the company.

An earlier accident in 2007 when three people died in a nitrous oxide explosion should have rung the authorities alarm bells. A critique of what happened is at

http://www.knightsarrow.com/rockets/scaled-composites-accident/

A thoroughly disturbing report. If what is indicated is correct, Scaled Composites should have had the plug pulled on them then on safety grounds.

Moto fires BROADSIDE into the flagship phone's waterline with X Play and Style

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is there any sign of Lenovo branding, or is it all still just Motorola?

Bundestag won't reveal web block list on 'national security' grounds

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Sewell wasn't getting much experience at the rates he was paying. £200/night per girl? No chance, prices start around £1200/night and go up from there depending on age, nationality, prettiness, use of condoms/ size of fit/ whether she washes.

Only girls who might go for £200 would be STD-ridden Hungarian gypsies, who seem to go for the bottom end of the market - with the risk that entails. For £200/girl he's putting his life in danger.

PS - I'm not having a go at Hungarians here - simply stating a fact that in the current UK market Hungarian gypsy girls are advertised online at the budget end of the prostitution racket. Presumably their pimps force them into a high turnover / low margin economy. And they're nearly all drugged up

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but....but how are they supposed to be able to legislate against porn if they can't view it? You need to be able to see and experience it to be able to recognise it

Desperate Microsoft PAYS Win Server 2003 laggards to jump ship

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have you got a contact within M$ for this? I can think of a lot of immediate customers

So what the BLINKING BONKERS has gone wrong in the eurozone?

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but we should have left them in the stone age and blocked any attempt at industrial or financial renewal

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Re: https://projects.propublica.org/bailout/

"Could we do the planning for some road / rail schemes, maybe a few new school / hospital buildings. All that nice infrastructure that needs renewing / replacing or new build. But save it until there's a recession. Then commission a bunch of jobs that have been kept on hold for a few years. "

FFS, are you blind? Its already happening. Have you not noticed the upgrades to "managed motorway" status on the M1, M6, M60, M62 and elsewhere that have been going on for the last few years? The various other road projects which got the go-ahead mid-depression? The various rail upgrades such as the Great Western electrification (OK I accept Network Rail have buggered that up)

But the fact is the Tories have done just what you ask, but quietly, through the back door

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Re: PghMike HOW IT WORKS *

" bad governments (like every Greek one since the Generals got kicked out) "

Are you trying to claim "the generals" were GOOD government????

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what it boils down to is........"What have the Germans ever done for us?"

Fuck 'em.

Lets exit the EU and accept the fact the krauts are still fighting WWII They couldn't win militarily but they are still fighting economically. They won't be happy till the rest of Europe is bankrupt and they hold the purse strings

After WWII we should have ripped the industry out of Germany and returned it to the stone age

Happy birthday Alf Garnett, you daft, reactionary old git

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Re: Alf Garnett - Respect!

"In "Brave New World" some of the people take banishment"

Matter of interpretation: I always understood that to mean they chose freedom when it was offered, not banishment - which implies a kind of limiting punishment.

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Alf Garnett was my hero

He encapsulated everything UKIP stands for now, A real man before his time.

Bloke hits armadillo AND mother-in-law with single 9mm round

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Re: Out of everyone involved in this,

" after said horses stepping in 'dildo holes"

amazing what they use in America to plant potatoes......

more seriously.....any news on whether she caught leprosy?

SPACESUIT, once FOUND ON MOON: Crowd action saves it for the public

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"it's from a time when America really was great."

didn't realise the moon landings were in 1775

YOU! DEGRASSE! It's time to make Pluto a proper planet again, says NASA boffin

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Re: They were correct

If Pluto and Charon rotate around each other then surely they should be given the description of "binary planet". Its neither a normal nor dwarf - its unique in our solar system and deserves a unique title

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not a dwarf, its a PORG

FFS, don't you know how offensive the term "dwarf" is?

The proper phrase should be "planet of restricted growth" or PORG for short

NIST in suspected 'meth lab' blast: US Congress is demanding answers

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Re: proper lab protocol...

dissolved copper salts? where do you get that idea from?

have you ever seen a traditional whisky or or brandy still? They're made from copper. And how volatile do you think copper acetates are? Besides which copper salts are a lot less toxic than methanol, and a lot more obvious from colour and taste.

The problem is methanol - pure and simple.

US State of Georgia sues 'terrorist' for publishing its own laws ... on the internet

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Georgia's problem is that by printing this stuff online for free, black people can now read it.If only whites could read it wouldn't be a problem, but now blacks get to school and learn to read, you gotta stop them reading the equality laws

Whoops! AVG data centre KO'd by 'unplanned' outage

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Re: Popup

yep, us trolls always pick on the half-wits, and the slow (and grumpy)

Oxford Uni unearths 800-year-old document to seize domain names

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Re: illuminati watch out ...

your comment is less than grammatical.