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Microsoft's equality and diversity: Skimpy schoolgirls dancing for nerds at an Xbox party

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Re: Sex is a marketing way to sell stuff? What a news!

"Dressed as a school-girl? Really? Well, go ahead and take a picture of the dancer then, but bear in mind that the current pornography laws say that if she "appears under 18" then you have "made illegal images of a minor".

I don't think anyone should be comfortable that we can be arrested and on the offenders register for even thinking of enjoying such things...."

So you're saying taking picture of her naked is OK, but taking pictures of her dressed in school uniform but NOT showing breasts / vagina is illegal? Do you want to think that one through again?

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Re: Not all Lesbians are feminsts.

"I went to see Paloma Faith last November"

but not for the music?

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Re: Well, now we know

" I dunno, whatever the UKian steretoypically masculine version of a monster truck rally is. (Caber tossing? I dunno, you pick.)"

trainspotting, usually

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Re: Equality means equal *enjoyment* for all.

"To bring equality to this event they should have introduced something that women like as much as men like sexy girls. I'm not sure what that would be though. Ponies? Puppy room"

the answers simple: the "three Ps": Penises, Ponies and Puppies

But if you were to provide them at the same time, someone would probably get locked up.

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Re: Sex is a marketing way to sell stuff? What a news!

XXX? XXXX?

FFS stop going on about beer. You're making me thirsty. I might have to tell the girlfriend to pour one for me.

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Re: Depressing reading this comment section

"I would however be offended if there was a worldwide conference about the future direction of nursing and one of the mayor industry players hosted an event with male strippers. "

round here the nurses do quite nicely hiring their own male strippers whenever they have a party. They don't need to go to any conferences. Mind you that last one I heard about, the stripper got pissed off about the spray-on whipped cream.......

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Re: Bloke's perspective

"For that matter, "school girls"? So how come a "sexy school girl" always seems to be in a sort of school uniform of white shirt and tartan skirt? Are school uniforms common in Real World USA?"

Its a Japanese porn meme, not USA

Check out the Japanese "channel" on xHamster.com and you'll get more than a few examples

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Re: @ Jon Arden

" women are represented 40/60 female to male on Mathematics degrees. "

which obscure country is that in then?

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Re: Depressing reading this comment section

"I work in the games industry and when only 10% of the CV's we receive are from female applicants, we clearly have a problem with attracting women into the industry."

no - it just means that more of the candidates you ARE getting are likely to fit the job.

Face it - most women are obsessed with makeup, fashion, reading sex advice in Cosmopolitan, and screwing their latest husband for a divorce settlement. They don't want a job - except in between money pigs

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Re: Sex is a marketing way to sell stuff? What a news!

"Sildenafil? Try Viagra, it will make you like James Bond."

Sildenafil IS Viagra.....its the generic version. Viagra is Pfizer's trademarked version of Sildenafil ( I should know - I used to sell them the chemicals to make it...)

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Re: Let's not pretend its just Microsoft

"Asian corps are in a class of their own when it comes to booth babes.

Look at any Samsung product launch, and you're likely to see an attractive Korean lady"

anyone know of a good Korean massage parlour in northwest England? I know of lots of Thai ones, a few Chinese and even Japanese in Manchester, but no Koreans. Something I'd like to try as I've heard good things about Korean massage technique

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Re: Sex is a marketing way to sell stuff? What a news!

As a mid-50s straight male, nothing would make me more comfortable than a young girl dancing totally naked in front of me while surrounded by my peers.

Of course I'd need a dose of sildenafil first to get the maximum value from the performance. And I'd have to stay off the booze for the night.

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"I'd install w10 in return for a blowjob from a pretty young girl. Might be the only thing that would induce me to. Also I'd delete it ASAP afterward in favour of Mint, curmudgeon that I am :-)"

A mint flavoured blow job?

What a cool feeling that would give.....

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Re: Sex is a marketing way to sell stuff? What a news!

" hypertrophic sexuality"

does that mean oversized gonads and enlarged secondary sexual characteristics?

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Re: "You just didn't like the entertainment"

"Several of the girls were utterly fascinated by the Git's tackle as he was the first male model they had that didn't wear a jockstrap. Couldn't afford one."

I had the same problem. The XXXL size was just too expensive

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Re: Bloke's perspective

its not a strip club. Her skirts on and her tits are covered

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that girl looks happy.

wheres the problem?

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"I still find it quite embarrassing going to some pubs to be served by overtly sexual waitresses with very short skirts and exposed cleavage"

photos and addresses please

Californian tycoons stole my sharing economy, says Lily Cole

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Ironic?

from http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-35631031

In terms of her own reading habits, she said her current favourite novelists were Vladimir Nabokov, Truman Capote and JD Salinger. And in non-fiction, she said, she was reading books about economics

Spotify to cough up royalties, just toss your copyright claims over there ... in the bin

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"So the case is between Universal Music Enterprises, Virgin Records, A&M Records and King Crimson"

Its a bit more complicated than that....because there was an earlier dispute between Fripp and Universal over copyright, which was finally resolved after many years. But the interesting thing is that Universal then sued Spotify over copyright on ALL of its recordings, and that post I quoted was then used by Universal as part of the evidence in that case. The implication was that NONE of Universal's recordings were licenced to Spotify.

Certainly Universal screwed up over selling Fripp/Krimson records to which it had lost copyright, but Spotify were selling / playing a much wider range of songs which had never been licenced to it

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Spotify are theives

for instance, from http://www.dgmlive.com/diaries.htm?entry=24025

"THIRD NOTICE OF INFRINGEMENT AND DECLARATION

dear Spotify legal,

This quote comes from an email sent by Robert Fripp, legal owner of ALL King Crimson copyrights to Spotify on August 21st 2009:

so, please be informed: any king crimson content on your site at all is unauthorised & illegal; and you are formally notified of such by both declan, as my agent, and myself, as rights owner / controller.

This was sent to Spotify's content director at the time. It was true then. It was true in January of that year when Spotify first went live with a variety of King Crimson/Robert Fripp material, music which, as it was on the DGM label directly operated by Robert Fripp & David Singleton, could only have been delivered by DGM. DGM never delivered music to Spotify or authorised any third party to do so.

It has been true at all points since & remains true to this day.

Let me reiterate as Spotify's legal department's grasp of copyright ownership appears to be somewhat challenged:

The copyright owner of ALL King Crimson material has refused permission for ANY King Crimson material to feature on Spotify.

We asked Spotify in 2009 to tell us who had delivered this music that Spotify was giving away in breach of Robert Fripp's copyrights, but Spotify never answered.

Spotify has, since then, featured King Crimson music on its services on more than one occasion.

The copyright owner has, to date, never been paid for any of this usage.

Spotify states in its email response to Grayzone, the company requesting urgent takedowns of King Crimson material on our behalf (several requests have been necessary to draw even this inadequate response):

"a review of our in-bound licenses indicates that sound recordings that include performances by King Crimson and Robert Fripp are licensed to Spotify by, among others, Universal Music Enterprises, Virgin Records and A&M Records."

None of these companies has EVER held a legitimate license for the sale or distribution of King Crimson material in digital form.

Any King Crimson material delivered by UME has been in breach of Robert Fripp's copyrights.

Any King Crimson material delivered by Virgin Records has been in breach of Robert Fripp's copyrights.

There is no King Crimson material on any of the above labels that can or should have been delivered by these companies.

Senior lawyers at both Virgin & UMG (now the same company) are copied on this email.

If either of them can show a single instance where their respective labels or companies have had the rights to deliver King Crimson material to Spotify, then let them do so.

They won't, as no such license exists.

At this point, Spotify will, doubtless, fall back on the usual "but it was delivered to/uploaded us so it's not our fault if we made it available.." - otherwise known as the 'ignorance is always an adequate defence' line used by Grooveshark, Last.FM & other copyright thieves....

But, even this doesn't work for Spotify as the company was clearly told, in 2009, by the copyright owner, leaving no room whatsoever for any interpretation, that no King Crimson material should appear on the service.

Spotify has no rights whatsoever to any music by King Crimson. So Spotify's willingness to repeatedly make King Crimson music available on its service - from whatever source - having been told unequivocally by the copyright owner of all King Crimson music four years ago that no such music should be made available on Spotify, can only be viewed in terms of copyright theft.

Indeed your opening statement to Grayzone is directly contradicted by your actions with regard to King Crimson music:

"Spotify respects the rights of copyright owners and for that reason we only use content where we have been authorized to do so."

The situation with Robert Fripp material may be slightly more complex due to collaborations with other artists.

However, I will address separately once I have had an opportunity to look at what's currently available on Spotify.

Any instances of Robert Fripp music where the artist did not grant a specific right to make available digitally will be the subject of immediate takedown notices.

Irrespective of this & specifically with regard to "King Crimson Radio" & "Robert Fripp Radio", "King Crimson" & "Robert Fripp" are subject to trademark protection operated by DGM on behalf of the artists.

Neither consent to having their name used in this manner & both would regard the usage of the name in association with such a "radio" as a form of endorsement/Passing Off, involving a breach of the protection offered by the respective trademarks.

As it is possible that a user of the service would regard "Robert Fripp Radio" or "King Crimson Radio" as having an association with, or recommendation from, the named artists, these services must be discontinued immediately & permanently.

Kind regards,

Declan Colgan

on behalf of DGM"

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what if the artist doesn't want his/her music on Splotify at all?

Top rocket exec quits after telling the truth about SpaceX price war

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Re: Choice

"Blue Origin is a super-rich girl, and then there is this poor girl over here, Aerojet Rocketdyne,"

which one is more likely to lie, be unfaithful, sleep around, catch diseases, rip you off and want a divorce once shes spent all the cash?

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when did Aerojet Rocketdyne become bit players in the rocketry world? They used to be the leading performer

Pornography, violence and JG Ballard: High Rise, the 1970s' internet

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Re: Truly?

"Perhaps if Britain were compelled to "keep up" in a way similar to Canada, it might have had a few more ameneties a bit sooner"

probably not - the wartime austerity mentality was still prevalent into the 1960's and maybe even the early 70's, most people were simply happy to not have such amenities. For instance my parents didn't get a washing machine or fridge until the 1970s, central heating until the 1980s. A phone in the late 70s. Locally they were fairly typical

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Sorry Iain - I didn't spot that you'd beaten me too it

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Captain Bob and the rest of the Hawks sang about it years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFF3LJ678kY

Look out, Windows Phone 8 users – yes, both of you – here's ... Windows 10 Mobile

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I have a 535

what advantage will upgrading give me?

Heads up, rocket fans: Soyuz launch tonight

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Ovchini looks a bit constipated

Storks bin migration for junk food diet

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Canada geese?

now officially regarded as a pest species in the UK

funny thing is, while some populations are sedentary, others have reverted to a cut-down migratory habit, flying to Scotland in summer. Might be something to do with different founding stock: there are something like six different sub-species, and our are a mix of hybrids

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round here the local landfill attracted so many gulls that we ended up with one of the biggest breeding colonies in Europe, and also one of the highest rates of gut disease due to birdshit in the water supply (which ran off the hills)

Now the landfill has been closed and capped, most of the gulls have gone, and so have the shits

Posh frockers Lord & Taylor spanked after Instagram fillies shocker

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if I buy the dress do I get the girl wearing it?

Is this Romanian man really 'GhostShell'? If so, he risks arrest

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just another Romanian would-be prostitute

Steve Jobs, MS Office, Israel, and a basic feature Microsoft took 13 years to install

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how on earth did Zulu end up with a Roman alphabet?

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so what did they use instead of Word?

And was Excel a similar problem?

Want to kick butts? Go cold turkey

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whats all this crap about "cold turkeys"? Nothing wrong with cold turkey, its nice with redcurrant jelly, though you're supposed to eat it - not smoke it. Better warmed up though. And overall you get a better mouthfeel as you chew if you stuff your turkey first

Mozilla will emit 'first version' of Servo-based Rust browser in June

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"The process of incorporating Rust-based components into Gecko is dubbed obscuration"

they can't make their current browser work properly. What chance have they got with a new one?

Totally delusional diversion from what should be the main job: make Firefox work, reliably

Beer-powered bid to build mobile network goes flat

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"Beer makes complicated things simple and simple things complicated."

it got my then-wife pregnant. That was complicated....

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"Looking forward to the BrewDog network being a thing.

It'll be all talk, talk, talk, talk...."

no - you mean "yap, yap, yap"

I beg you, please don't back up that secret directory full of photos!

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Re: Years ago, when the net was young

"this girl was frequently on youporn, completely openly, "

that could be taken to mean she was a porn star.............

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that story does rather raise the question of what to do when a woman asks you to fix her PC, and the problem is due to her husband / partners porn-viewing habits. I've had the situation a few times, and come to the conclusion you have to tell the truth.

All you can do is simply but bluntly explain that the problem is due to "someone" browsing dodgy websites, and then explaining what kind of sites they are, and why they are risky. You can't hide the truth - if you do, then you're simply creating a bigger problem. Their relationship is obviously already failing - its not down to us to hide the truth

Shock: Russian court says Russian court is right in slapping down Google monopoly

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so how close it Google's value to the Russian national debt?

Boss of classified ad website Backpage.com faces first contempt of Congress in 20 years

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Re: Ladies of easy leisure

"he should be working to maintain the healthy line."

do you want to re-word that? It sounds like a plea for eugenics

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surely though, if there's a case against him then he should be brought to trial, not hauled before a Congress Committee? Whatever you may think of the charges against him, being forced to testify before Congress very much seems like enforced self-incrimination. If he is guilty then he deserves all he gets, but that guilt should be determined in a real court - not before a bunch of politicians

SPACED OUT: NASA's manned Orion podule pushed back to 2023

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Re: Downvote bait.

" the colony will be culturally and genetically isolated"

better make sure the colonists all come from Norfolk, or somewhere else where incest is the norm.

Close inbreeding didn't do the Pitcairn Islanders much harm

Dell's Ubuntu-powered Precision Sputnik now available worldwide

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" but from what I can tell the Linux versions cost more than the Windows versions. "

If you remember, historically part of the problem was M$ made tier 1 OEMs pay a Windows licence fee on ALL PCs they sold irrespective of OS. I presume that habit has now ceased, but I'd love Microsoft to say thats the case

Clear November in your diary: SpaceX teases first Falcon Heavy liftoff

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"A V2 launched from Peenemünde: on that day in 1942 was the first missile to reach outer space."

I'm no expert, but I'd query that description of "outer" space for a suborbital missile

Austrian mayor spunks €40k on virgin-eating dragon

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Re: Klagenfurt?

Klagenfurt?

Surely thats the description of the mud sticking to your boots after wading though a thick bog or mire?

German lodges todger in 13 steel rings

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Re: Rings on Todgers

around fifteen years ago near here, a young farmer on his stag night was fitted with a castration ring by his mates as a joke.....in their drunken stupor it was left on overnight, by which time the damage had been done and his bollocks were dead.

Strange thing is the marriage still went ahead.