* Posts by x 7

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Britain is sending a huge nuclear waste shipment to America. Why?

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Re: Bury it and mark it

the signs will be irrelevant when the next ice age comes

thats the only problem with deep disposal - the glacier will destroy all trace at the surface, so the location will be forgotten. Though I guess it doesn't matter if all life gets killed off by the cold

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FFS sakes how naive are you lot?

We've been sending this kind of "waste" to the USA for years, because its enriched uranium is just what they need for bombmaking.

If I remember correctly it was part of the tradeoff deal that gave us the original Polaris missiles cheaply, it wouldn't surprise me if the same deal was extended when the Trident missiles were purchased.

You have to understand: this isn't "waste" in the conventional sense of the word: its the product of used nuclear fuel rods which as a result of their use are now life-expired for power production purposes, but are now enriched in weapons-grade uranium as a by-product

That naked picture on my PC? Not mine. The IT guy put it there

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never piss off the IT Team?

If you're an IT company never piss off the help desk....in case they hack the security on the servers, and the managements & directors PCs and place caches of compromising images at key locations as blackmail.

Yep, it happened at the Islamic Computer Company near Blackburn and Burnley.....The lowest paid had the highest technical skills and always managed to get round whatever blocks the Networks team imposed

Also best to make sure all the technical records have backups (they didn't......scuppered intentions to offer tech support from the "new" company post bankruptcy).

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Re: Something similar

nobody mentioned C$

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Re: Something similar

"Because when the file system is FAT or FAT32 you can't remotely connect to the C: share like you can with NTFS."

so all those networked Win98 boxes I used to look after were running NTFS were they? I don't think so - they were on FAT32 and we had no problems with network sharing. Likewise nowadays I have no problems sharing FAT32 pen drives. Methinks someone is reciting old wives tales

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simple tip

you can always tell who views porn on the corporate computer: they've always got "sticky keys" enabled.

Or at least it feels like they have...

Dropping 1,000 cats from 32km: How practical is that?

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Re: contents may vary

"Most meat pies contain a lot of other things"

well.....the chicken pies are supposed to contain cat, though round here I think its mainly seagull

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how big are the cats going to be?

I don't fancy the idea of this one landing on my head

http://bit.ly/1V1Fq10

or this one

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E5vkj3bIVr8/hqdefault.jpg

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you don't need optical lasers to guide cats: they have their own internal heat-seeking targeting system. Cats always run to the warmest object, so all you need is a cheap infra-red to warm things up

PayPal freezes 400-job expansion in North Carolina over bonkers religious freedom law

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Re: "...bathrooms across North Carolina were 'safe' again."

"you go in there to go to toilet"

actually.....no you don't. "Toilet" is derived from the french word "toilette" and simply means "to wash". SO "toilet" is just another euphemism. "Loo" is another - it comes from l'eau, or water. Both words are as technically incorrect as "bathroom"

The truth is, the "correct" words such as piss, shit, crap/crapper have all fallen out of use due to Victorian (and possibly earlier) fake notions of modesty concerning bodily functions.

Chaucer had no such hangups over the use of correct words. When did the rot set in? I guess around the same time we started to hide sex from the children? How were personal dignities kept within families when all lived and slept in the same room? Or maybe there were no personal dignities - its another Victorian artificial construction and constraint

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Re: Is Transgendered the new [Ms.] Black?

"It would also be great if we could introduce a non-gendered nominative term for the English language to replace him/her/his/hers, similar apparently to (some of?) the Scandinavians -"

already exists: "it", "its"

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Re: America

" In California, you have straight guys dressing as women so they can walk into the women's rest room and get a quick thrill"

thats a group of people who should be judicially castrated. Make them live up (or down?) to their pretended claims

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Re: Genuine question

"So if a gay man gets an erection in the male showers he should be punished?"

no, he'd probably enjoy it.

in reality its a difficult question that needs a lot of chewing over, though my initial reaction is to kick his head in.

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Re: Genuine question

"what is to stop a ..... normal bloke walking into the female showers then claim to be trans-gender?"

there might be the problem of a visible erection? That would be a bit of a giveaway

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Re: @Big John

@EddieLomax

"they end up bending"

that might well be regarded as bad taste when talking about our sexually ambiguous fiends

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Re: "male perverts"

"So, when you see Bruce Jenner (a fully male individual) wearing typically female attire and saying he is a she, what goes thru your head?"

more appositely, I wonder what his daughters think when he shares the ladies loo with him. Hi Dad come and shag me? Given that they drop their knickers at the whiff of a lens cap, I wouldn't have thought he would have needed to be so extreme

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"religious beliefs and moral convictions "

so you can be convicted because of your morals now?

Field technicians want to grab my tool and probe my things

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IoT=

Internet of Toys?

Internet of Tools?

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"// and surely, it was HER tool?"

men have tools

women have toys

Man pleads guilty for serving white hat with DoS, swearbot, sex toys

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I don't understand the plot line here. Is the website mccrewsecurity.com. or mcgrawsecurity.com?

And who did what to whom? 'tis all very confused

1,000 cats await stadium-sized sandwich bag launch

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" the balloon's fully-inflated diameter (114.5m) is "nearly the length of six cricket pitches", "

no its not, thats more like the length of six cricket wickets i.e. the area between the stumps.

six cricket pitches would be 500 metres or more

Windows 10 with Ubuntu now in public preview

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so what was wrong with Cygwin?

Neighbour sick of you parking in his driveway? You'd better hack-proof your car

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so how do I tell if my car has an outward facing network connection? nothing shows up on wireless network scans

Bavarian town rescinds Hitler's honorary citizenship

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"a racist genocidal mass murderer, "

@raj

thats claiming a bit too far.......your Indian and Pakistani brethren were quite capable of genocidal campaigns without British help. If anything, we delayed the inevitable Hindu vs Muslim confrontation for 200 years or more. See what happened after we left - at your (collective) request. ...How many died during separation? That wasn't us firing the bullets then

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" The order was to kill all Russian commissars (political military officers or civilian communist leaders), and to err on the side of caution and shoot people if you couldn't be sure"

that wouldn't be a crime, it would be an act of merciful release to the brainwashed

Microsoft rethinks the Windows application platform one more time

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I can really imagine Sage accounts, or Autocad, or any of the NHS Clinical Systems using this

No fecking chance

FBI Director defends iPhone 5C unlock tool that's obviously going to leak into wrong hands

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Happy

"every agent receives training in the importance of due process and respecting individual privacy rights"

Fake CEOs pilfer $2.3bn from US biz pockets in three years – Feds

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anyone who pays monies at the behest of the CEO alone is an idiot.

The request should ALSO be approved by the CFO at least

Euro patent office strike

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sack the lazy feckers, the rest can then actually start doing some work.

To be honest we'd be better off without them - just make the national patent office harmonise policies instead

Verizon, Google eye Yahoo!

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"AT&T, Comcast and Microsoft aren't interested,"

Well, they would say that, wouldn't they?

MRDA

Kik opens bot shop, promises world+dog access to teen market

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Kik? Spelling?

I'm sure their original press releases named them "Kak"

crappy kind of error

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Bot shop?

Sounds like somewhere you go for cosmetic surgery on your buttocks.

Kik Bot?

Sounds like something you do to unruly teenagers

Florida weed suspect cuffed after hoverboard pursuit

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Re: suspicion of posession...

"Think about it, you are always arrested for suspicion of whatever."

suspicion of being black

suspicion of being a homo

suspicion of not being a freemason.....

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I suspect the dope simply gave him a reality transplant making him unable to judge his speed. Either that or the board's engine was coked up.

Taking an artsy selfie in Stockholm? You might need to pay royalities

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"Wikimedia chapter"

does that mean Wikimedia is a bit like the Hell's Angels? They organise in "chapters"

iPhone SE already on back-order

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Re: Citation please

read the recent el reg review

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so....they've run out of all the existing spare components from the old models that were being reused for the SE?

Does that mean they'll be upgraded to new parts?

Microsoft's bigoted teen bot flirts with illegali-Tay in brief comeback

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" Did you really think all those 18-24 year old women on Twatter were real?"

being surgically enhanced doesn't stop them being real...

two versions of Twatter available online

http://www.twat.me.uk/

http://twatter.com/

Barbie-brained Mattel exec phell for phishing, sent $3m to China

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"plastic nipple shipment"

we make those in the UK - a company in Glemsford in Suffolk (at least they did, I presume they're still there)

Some of the staff used to get bored at night and make giant-sized floppy penises around 3 feet long.

Highly funny when someone walks into a pub with one dangling out of his flies, and his mate jumps on him in front of the bar and cuts it off with a pair of scissors. Cue fainting women by the barload

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its just a marketing campaign for Mattel's new "Bank Manager Bimbo Barbie" due for release next week.

Google's dream city isn't a new idea

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"A top Google executive says he’d love to build a city from scratch - without the messy humans getting in the way."

Disney tried this years ago - the EPCOT Centre

Brits rattle tin for 'revolutionary' hydrogen-powered car

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Spectrum MSV

the only gullwing design I've seen that worked was on the Spectrum Maximum Security Vehicle - see

http://www.spectrum-headquarters.com/msv_blueprint.html

You'll also note that its one of the earliest hybrid vehicles, with electric transmission, backup battery power - and solar charging

Gerry Anderson got there first - again!

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Re: 8.5kW and 0-60 in 10 seconds?

"the engineering prototype weighs 580 kg"

to put it into context, thats about the same as an original 1958/9 Mini Minor (~12 cwt) - with slide windows, minimal padding on the seats and none of the later safety features added - which pushed the weight up. 850cc engine producing 34 bhp (~25kW) and around 75mph top speed (downhill,,,,,,,with a following wind)

This thing is going to be seriously underpowered.

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Re: Give it up, I'm not buying fuel any more

"Hydrogen fuel is 100% the future of power."

so just how do you propose to generate the hydrogen without using energy?

You can't use fossil fuel

You can't use nuclear fuel

Wind power doesn't have the capacity, and never will have - nor the constancy of supply

Nor does tidal power

Solar energy is totally inefficient in the sense of resources used to manufacture the panels

Biofuels are unsustainable as they increase deforestation, remove farmland from food production, and create extreme food price increases

what does that leave? Mining interstellar gaseous hydrogen?

or maybe we should just lop a few billion off the worlds population? Thats the only survivable option on a global basis

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Scam

" "a €2m EU grant and six figure investment from Innovate UK and OLEV (the Office for Low Emission Vehicles)", and Riversimple has opened its door to investors, seeking to match that funding by selling company equity to the private sector."

Yet another magic car scam being foistered on the taxpayer and public

Think De Lorean, think Africar. New disruptive technologies that were supposed to revolutionise marketing, but instead created accounting black holes.

This car need massive investment. But the product isn't viable.

Humans get 'aroused' fondling robots in their private areas – study

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women seem to have a higher need for mechanical aids.....was there any noticeable difference between men's and women's reactions when bot-fondling?

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"What is an orbot?"

1) a spelling mistake

2) a prostitute robot (short for whore-robot - imagine saying it with a french accent)

your choice

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funny.....I don't get hot and sweaty when I touch a randy mandy doll. Maybe orbots are more tactile in some way?

Woman scales Ben Nevis wielding selfie stick instead of ice axe

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Re: @AC, "want to know, what do you do?"

" Here (Sweden) we would bring a small axe too" to keep the snorer in the next tent quiet

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" I could shave a few kilos off if I wore JUST the flip flops."

go hardcore - do what the Irish do on Croagh Patrick