616 posts • joined 27 Oct 2014
you're all nicked.
lots of police on patrol hereabouts.
mind how you go.
wouldn't be in the least bit surprised to find the NHS in league with the plods.
just turn it upside down.
amazon are abusive, do not use.
kidnapping pretty despicable imo, especially when practiced by a hospital.
complete with .com files doomed never to run again.
went to see a doctor the other day, he was more interested in tapping away in the computer than dealing with me.
digitisation is nothing to do with patient care.
powergen Italia was my favourite.
pictures or it didn't happen.
short story: artificial intelligence is stupid.
giff gaff a lousy advert for a network run by me. luckily gg tell me some of my colleagues are engineers and they're all over it.
Ericsson not a good advert for Erlang it seems.
so the finger points at the n00b?
but is it open source?
the home office is staffed by proto totalitarian racists and needs cleaning out.
next up, gchq issue tender notice for 60000000 pairs of virtual crocodile clips.
"The service provider usually controls the identity system" - this is a problem, yes.
paging nick clegg
politicians grandstanding and emitting hot air, signifying nothing.
this is going nowhere. uk gov use all these sources as part of their program of spying on the entire population.
have you thought of going into management?
"a custom implementation" - red flag right there. I'm reliably informed that crypto is hard.
el reg biting the hand...
"secret website" - should have made the appropriate incantations to robots.txt obv.
if they've got one of your kidneys in it you're good to go.
sooner they stop those Lancastrians infiltrating via the woodhead pass tbe better.
now try getting a dual boot devuan / win 10 laptop set up...
us grey beards don't have long enough lives to become vetern admins.
look like one for the competition and markets people or trading standards.
internet to chrome: come on if you think you're hard enough.
good effort by google, not sure it'll get anywhere even amongst chrome users.
allow patients to attach pictures of kittens to their world readable medical records.
ship rat sinking leaving
never underestimate the bandwidth of a Boeing 747 full of magnetic tape.
nasty case of genocide if you ask me, but I wasn't there.
big Frank's sausage unavailable for legal reasons. haven't tried the genital eating ulcers owing to a castration complex.
the with the walkie talkie at the whiteboard had a connection.
resilience at its best. most services just shrug their shoulders when the digger hits the fibre optic. regular tweeting of the whiteboard would have been a bonus!
in other news, email is garbage and should be nuked from orbit.
so the price increase update is fubar?
kelsey's money making scheme still intact.
can they put the guns away first though?
Melody Meckfessel is a character invented by Verity Stob and ICMFP.
hope Oz can't deport Kelsey, because we don't want him back.
imagine the squealing if the norks had a drone floating about over the USA.
govt to plebs: laws are for the little people.
god help them when little bobby drop tables turns up.
no need to test anything, matching on name alone was bound to fail. absolute muppetry.
so not a solution really.
in other words, the internet is broken.
virgin ecml's wifi sign on page used to have tiny map and speedo display, lner may have carried this over?
have to say she doesn't have a very good record identifying people. and it's not so much the "lots of arrests" we need to worry about, but the random shootings by anonymous and unaccountable cops.
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