* Posts by choleric

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WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

choleric

No, I said I wanted a screen WIPER!

US cop goes war-driving to find stolen gear by MAC address

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Re: Hours of recursive fun to be had from ...

An activity henceforth to be known as Schwindtling.

Manchester fuzz 'truly sorry' for 'accidentally' hacking phone of whistleblower cop's girlf

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Improperly accessing, abusing, warrantless searching: yes.

Hacking: not exactly.

America's crackdown on open-source Wi-Fi router firmware – THE TRUTH

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Completely agree.

And not just the routers but the user devices too. Most internet enabled TVs (Linux), most phones (AOSP, clue is in the name), embedded systems.

Yes there's a discussion to be had regarding an improved approach to security from OEMs and end users alike, but this policy suggestion from the FCC is not answer. It would put the brakes on the whole process of innovation and stifle the future of the tech sector.

I have resolved my own phone's exposure to unintended use of radio frequencies (thanks to recently disclosed bugs in Android) by flashing a community ROM. The OEM still hasn't moved to patch the flaws, but I'm covered now thanks to the open source movement.

It's MediaTek v Qualcomm in the motherboard of all battles

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Re: Shades of the mid-90's

> Would that make nVidia Transmeta? Oddly obscure despite perhaps being the most interesting and compelling?

I bet you won't see Linus Torvalds signing up to work for nVidia though.

Dropbox DROPS BOX as service GOES TITSUP worldwide

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I wandered lonely as a Dropbox cloud.

Dropbox is currently pushing up daffodils.

Get whimsical and win a Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive

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Aping everyone else, or thinking different?

NSA: Here’s $300,000, people. Go build us a safer Internet of Things

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Re: Labelling

Soon there could be a sueball flying towards any manufacturers hubristic enough to make such a claim!

Patching a fragmented, Stagefrightened Android isn't easy

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Re: REM had the answer in 1992?

No no no no no! It's the end of the world as we know it (and I'll flash mine).

Flippin' heck, meet the Internet of Things wallpaper

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But can it play...

What sort of refresh rate are we talking about here? Not exactly flicker free.

Presumably only for monochrome displays also. Multicolour displays would bring a whole new meaning to the term colour-depth.

On another tack, I'm sure they amped up the sound of the flicking, but I love that noise.

Three-mile-high pyramid found on alien dwarf world, baffles boffins

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Fairly obvious really

It's the reset button for the Solar System.

Best make sure you've updated to the latest Solaris first before pushing it though.

And you did backup, didn't you?

Whoo

Amazon threatens UK with James Blunt, muscles into music streaming

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Re: "in the world of heavily marketed, mediocre pop acts"

They can't do that because it's a streaming pile of audio-repugnant filth.

Got an Android phone? SMASH IT with a hammer – and do it NOW

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Re: Workarounds

Alternatively removing all MMS infrastructure from networks globally and running a steamroller over the lot of it would improve security vastly. Who intentionally sends MMS messages these days?

SPACE FARMER 'nauts arrive safely at International Space Station

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Re: Lettuce?...could do much better

I would love to see what shapes are produced when sugar cane is grown in zero gravity conditions. There must be a website devoted to speculation on the matter, excuse me for a minute ...

An EPIC picture of Earth, sunny side up, from one million miles out

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Megaphone

British Summer Time

Oi! DSCOVR! Get out of my sunlight. It's cold enough here as it is without you getting in the way.

On another note, did anyone else spot the UFO bottom left on the high-resolution version of the picture? Could it be the ISS? Or something (even) more sinister?

Sixty-five THOUSAND Range Rovers recalled over DOOR software glitch

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Trollface

BT Security

So BT Security [innocent face] have decided to have a go at the digital security, or otherwise, of vehicles produced by the automotive industry.

I would be interested to see the results of Caterpillar wielding their latest and greatest against some of those roadside green cabinets or some cable landing stations or some dishes on the Goonhilly Downs. "It's nice to see that BT have chosen to use steel cabinets, it's a shame they weren't a bit thicker ... by a factor of 100. Those were some nice poured concrete foundations ... until our bulldozer got there. That was some nicely laid cable in the ground there ... before we yanked it out like a piece of spaghetti. Etc."

The Great Barrier Relief – Inside London's heavy metal and concrete defence act

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Re: Balanced article

@Roger Gann

That's torn it. Man the pumps!

Alca-Lu clocks 300 Gbps over 10,000 km submarine cable

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Couldn't these guys have teamed up with New Horizons to give them a bit of a speed boost? 300Gbps would get all those Pluto images back in a hurry. And there would be a cable to haul the probe back with afterwards to send it out again. Win win!

Google says its AI will jetwash all traces of malodorous spam from your box

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Re: Meh

@Cal

Not sure from what you said if it was my attitude you thought was stinking, but if it was I'm not sure you really engaged with my point. I acknowledged Google's technical prowess and ease of use. It is astonishing, still. But the thing is that's not the full story is it? They are also astonishingly good at other things with Gmail etc. Just look at their quarterly results.

"many casual users don't really care about online personal privacy because it ultimately means so little to them."

That's not the same as saying that if they properly understood the way their privacy was being invaded that they wouldn't mind. And the fact that the subjects are blissfully ignorant of abuse and manipulation does excuse it.

"Certainly, £420 is far too much for most people for something already offered for free in terms of financial outlay."

The £420 is not for the email system, it is what the broadband package costs. A Gmail user would be paying the same amount. Camilla's extra cost is the Raspi and the extra electricity to run it. The Gmail user's extra cost is the loss of privacy and the manipulation of their choices through carefully tailored adverts as they spend their money.

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Big Brother

Re: Meh

Re @Vector & @Mike Pellatt

Additionally, a chair won't sell your predelictions, preferences and purchase history for profit. If it did and people knew about it I think it would not be so popular no matter how comfortable and good for your back it was.

Gmail is convenient and easy to use and "free as in beer". It's therefore a far better choice for non-techie types than a Raspi with Postfix, Dovecot and SpamCop, gorgeous though that system is.

However, Gmail also tracks your every mouse movement, character stroke, message history, contact list, and traffic metadata, and reads your mail to extract travel itineraries, package deliveries, etc, and if you use their mobile phone apps they correlate all that with your call history and location, so that they probably know the the average number of times you wipe your arse per dump. And they use all this to sell adverts, which means they let other people know what kind of person they think you are for money.

It's therefore not a great choice for anyone who values anything approaching a normal view of privacy, techie or otherwise.

choleric

Re: Meh

I do not understand why people are downvoting this comment. Is it because people are challenged or feel inadequate when presented with someone who can exercise some technological independence? Or is it because they think that CaCert isn't supported by every piece of software and might not be the best choice of certificate authority if blanket compatibility is one of their goals?

Either way, one of the upvotes was mine. My setup doesn't involve a raspberry pi directly, but it does follow a similar software stack: postfix, dovecot, spamassassin, iptables, fail2ban, and a few other bits. For my sins I used StartCom as a CA, but I'm watching letsencrypt with interest.

The Empire Strikes Back: Disney tractor-beams StarWars.co.uk from Brit biz

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hand waving argument

These are not the domains you [should be] looking for.

Robot SHOOTS into the air with hot gas from its soft round behind

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Go

Re: Music by Jingle Punks...

Or Kriss Kross.

Although I think we'll find that Beck has some original art on this concept.

How a Cali court ruling could force a complete rethink of search results

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Happy

@Graham Marsden

Thank you for your words. However, I only came up with that meagre line after a leisurely breakfast enjoying a bowl of Frosties. I don't think there are enough hours in the day, nor enough Frosties in the world to let me compete with the quality and quantity of headlines produced by the laser-focused, turbocharged sub-editing fiends that El Reg currently employs.

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Re: Are you aware...

It's an El Reg-ism resulting from a penchant for headlines referencing a certain Mary Poppins tune. In this case an example might be:

"Super-Cali loves big watches; MTM victorious"

None of the standard abbreviations for California work nearly as well.

Evil NSA runs on saintly Linux, Apache, MySQL

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Re: Well...

Nobody thinks the NSA aren't good at what they do. It's just they don't think that what they do is all good.

WHY did NASA probe go suddenly SILENT - JUST as it was about to send pics of remote ice-world?

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Coat

Repair job

I'm guessing the call out charge is astronomical.

Boffin: Will I soon be able to CLONE a WOOLLY MAMMOTH? YES. Should I? Hell NO

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Re: "but it's ethically wrong to do this from an evolutionary perspective"

@Arnaut the less

I appreciate your point about evolution having no ethics. It's intriguing though to think that if evolution is what got us here then presumably that's something we think is positive. So why would we bring back something like the wooly mammoth? Or is that the evolutionary dead end of analytical thought?

Your point comparing the roles of tobacco, humans and wooly mammoths was good too. I think though that the tobacco and the wooly mammoths are equivalent. The wooly mammoths don't have nicotine, but they look impressive/cute so maybe that's their evolutionary advantage. Looks like they had a good cryogenic strategy before we ever did.

choleric

I hear your point, but it's ethically wrong to do this from an evolutionary perspective. If the mammoths have died out then it's because they are no longer best suited to their environment. Other species have taken their place and it would be a retrograde step to bring them back. I think a creationist would argue for bringing them back on the basis that it's restoring the original masterpiece work!

North America down to its last ~130,000 IPv4 addresses

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Re: @choleric - If this your idea

@ac said: "why not run IPv4 inside and IPv6 outside on the internet concentrating your efforts on dual stacking or translating between the two at the border ? By doing this you could avoid impacting your mission critical systems."

It's an idea that's been had before. The devil is in the details. A bit of Googling on the topic will give you an idea of what's possible and the work that people have done to make it happen.

choleric

No, you don't lose. You dual stack your network so that your old hardware can still talk to what it needs to. But you'll need to provide an IPv6 addressable interface device for IPv6-only systems that need to access data on your old IPv4-only stuff. In the meantime you call the person who recommended you buy IPv4-only stuff and bollock them for not being farsighted enough to advise future-protecting your investment with IPv6 support.

Rise of the Machines: ROBOT KILLS MAN at Volkswagen plant

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Re: who wouldn't like to see the footage of that

The first comment was more in keeping with the tone of the original version of this article. Although it was offensive even then.

@El Reg sub eds: perhaps an acknowledgement on the article page to say that the original article was strongly edited to produce this current version might be helpful for people reading it for the first time?

Linux Mint 17.2: If only all penguinista desktops were done this way

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apt functionality

From the article:

"For example, if you want to install Calibre, you'd type "apt recommends calibre" to see what else you'll need to install."

Not quite. "recommends" gives you a list of related packages that you might like to install. Stuff you _need_ for the package to work ("depends on") is installed automagically.

LG won't fix malware slinging bloatware update hole

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Megaphone

Re: The REAL Danger is that LG is located in China!

So, oneeye, what part of Spain do you come from?

LG is based in South Korea, not China!

Microsoft says Oculus Rift distorts world, grinds corrective lenses

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Who is really in view here?

How well do these lenses accommodate the reality distortion field surrounding M$'s arch-nemesis? Perhaps version 1.0 adjusts Facebook's Occulus Rift, but it will take 3.1 to tackle Apple: "You're not _holding_ it wrong, you're looking at it wrong."

Get your WELLIES to MARS: Red Planet reveals its FROZEN BOTTOM

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Which are essential for chips, which are essential for any high functioning lifeform. So the point stands.

choleric

Re: "Earth" is a frequency!

Nice spot. The El Reg units table is currently missing a section for frequency.

The period is one year. Working in metric for a moment that normally works out to be 31356000 seconds.

So the frequency is 3.17 x 10^-8 Hz to 3sf.

In proper units though (and who here would ever want to work in anything different?) 1 year is 6.76 x 10^12 lg/SiV (to 3 sig figs) where 1 lg/SiV is the time taken for a sheep traveling at maximum velocity in a vacuum to travel a distance of 1 linguine.

That allows us to define the frequency of 1 earth as 1.48 x 10^-13 SiV/lg.

No need to go anywhere near Hertz, which is good because I don't think they have any rental desks on Mars, yet.

Two foreigners, a desert and a jeep full of bank statements

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Good story, thanks. Nothing quite like on-site support is there?

Can't help thinking if it was the BOFH he would have had a special box for statements belonging to checkpoint guards ready in the footwell in case they got discovered en route. "I have here your home address and details of some questionable financial transactions undertaken recently. Shame if those got sent to your boss/SO..." (for cases where boss != SO).

Stealing secret crypto-keys from PCs using leaked radio emissions

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Coat

annoying

This vulnerability sounds like a real PITA.

Ah, my coat! Thank you. I was just leaving.

Amazon turns up spectacularly late to 'transparency' party, pours a large one

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Re: No need

What Trevor said. I should have been clearer that I meant the lack of encryption on the SMTP connection from Amazon's outgoing email server to your email server. I'm not expecting Amazon to pull a Facebook and go all PGP on us. However, I would like them to take some basic steps towards preserving a customer's privacy.

choleric

No need

The thing with Amazon, for their retail section at any rate, is that there is no need for the security services to ask them for access. Amazon send all order confirmation emails utterly unencrypted. All the spooks need to do is stick a packet reader onto a network somewhere (which they have done already) and Bob's their uncle.

Life in plastic, it's fantastic: Playmobil supremo dies at 81

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Paris Hilton

He'll go far, that one.

"exported 2.2 billion figurines to 70 countries"

And to the edge of space.

Is that a graphics driver on your shop's register – or a RAM-slurping bank card thief?

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"Understanding that point-of-sales devices are attackable computers is just the first step in addressing the problem."

This appears to be an especially steep part of the learning curve.

FLYING SAUCER crashes into Pacific off Hawaii - NASA

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Go

Re: Er...

It epitomizes the El Reg "take no prisoners" style.

@diodesign A well earned rest-of-the-day-off it was too. It was an especially nicely timed story then at 0040 hours.

Disconnect app maker runs to EU to moan about Android

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@LukeLikely I like your point about all the "privacy" policies from major and medium players being largely equivalent.

FWIW I use a private mail server and am careful about what apps I install and what services are enabled on my phone OS. I am happy at the moment with the compromise. But I object to these large companies taking advantage of the vast numbers of people who have no clue by supplying them tech which they divulge their most intimate secrets to, and then abusing that trust and monetising it.

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"saying that because the app blocks ads and tracking, it interferes with other third-party apps, a practice outlawed in Google’s Play store policy."

What about the idea that Mountain View and third-party app makers tracking you all the way to the bog interferes with the normal functioning of the user as a person in an unacceptable way?

It sounds like Disconnect may be restoring normal service.

Secure web? That'll cost you, thanks to Mozilla's HTTPS plan

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Re: Bring up DANE

I hear you. I can't see DANE taking over the world in its current form, but something needs to oust the ridiculous CA model. And you're spot on with the thin air thing. Have an upvote.

Forget black helicopters, FBI flying surveillance Cessnas over US cities. Warrant? What's that?

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Black Helicopters

Re: Time to

Did you hear that, James Comey?

You've just provoked an anarchic resistance against your agents from among the very population you are trying to protect.

Black helicopter icon, naturally.

Bundestag hack origin still a mystery as DE.gov techies pull out their hair

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Headmaster

Enildaeh

Surely that should be gov.de not de.gov?

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