Re: When to move abroad
Quick fix would be 650 odious scumbag MPs all mysteriously being strangled by their intestines at the same time.
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Who the hell would pay £79 for a HDMI cable?
You are someone who is obviously not aware of home entertainment systems and how much they cost. To have various connections (Sky box, XBox, Apple TV etc.) in a side cupboard all linked up to an HDMI hub which then links to the TV - all concealed behind the wall - costs a lot of money. Naturally you do not want Maplin's cheapest cabling so the cables they install are fabric-sheathed gold-plated 5 metre ones. Cost per cable is way above £79.00 - more like £130.00 each.
Sloppy coding and deployments are run of the mill now, despite there being an abundance of security checklists for such common requirements as how to 'harden' response headers for Varnish or Cloudflare caching or how to set up SSL certificates. Lots of companies (TCS, Accenture to name just 2) often fail dismally at checking to see if a deployment from Test/UAT to production has removed development credentials etc.
This is usually coupled with a reluctance to pay the extortionate fees required for full penetration testing.
Done that so many times now that it is almost unreadable. In its latest incarnation I read it out in full to my wife, only to notice about half way through that she seemed to have dozed off.
Freelancers rarely survive on one skill. Not because there's not enough work available but because the people who hire freelancers insist on spreading out the work amongst lots of them.
That is because us freelancers are expected in this day and age to be able to do the following which is now euphemistically known as "Full Stack":
PHP SLASH .NET SLASH Python SLASH Ruby SLASH MongoDB SLASH MySQL SLASH MSSQL SLASH Kubenetes SLASH HTML/5 SLASH Make Coffee SLASH React Native SLASH ReactJS SLASH Angular SLASH VueJS SLASH Terraform SLASH AWS SLASH GCP SLASH Azure SLASH Any DevOps not included above SLASH Ability to show a broom up ones backside and clean the floor on your way out at night.
Every frothing ‘take-my-gun-from-my-cold-hand’ video has a 2 minute Jihadi ‘Join Daesh, See the world’ video preroll ad. Every Daesh ‘come and kill infidels’ video is prerolled by a 2 minute good ole bible thumping advert.
In other words, let their hate cancel each other out so that the rest of us can get on with our lives in peace.
The invoice is in the post. Bank of England bars of gold are welcome as remittance.
The Norwegian "cube artist" (as labelled by the event organiser) known as @Cubearting plans to build a mosaic of the Queen from 1,800 cubes with the help of visitors, hoping to break a Guinness World Record in the process.
Those cold, dark winter nights must just rush by.
SOTAP (Single Order Transition Product) – a copper product that will provide a data path for those without access to fibre.
Despite the intent to sever all copper-based product by 2025 it might/will be necessary for some to have a copper product installed .. but never mind as we will try and remove this by 2027? I presume that there is in fact a national roll-out plan for FTTP by BT, if so why do they just not simply publish it so that everyone can see when they would either be affected by the works or when they might expect their speeds to increase?
Choose Open Reach? Because we know how to make you confused.
David Lloyd "Leisure" sent me a letter, arriving 2 days before the enactment date, to say that if I wanted to resign my membership that there would be a 3 month 'cool-off' period in which I would still be required to pay the monthly extortion. I promptly wrote back and asked them to revoke membership with immediate effect to which they responded along the lines of, "haha too late sucker, you are in it for 90 days"
Arbitration suggested that their action was illegal and asked them to cancel it. In the meantime I now jog and have a proviso that if I die while out running that my nearest and dearest are to cremate me and then dump my ashes into the nearest David Lloyd swimming pool so that I can laugh at them trying to clean my remains out of their pool filters.
Because those morons (and I'm looking at YOU TCS) do not know what security is, do not care that they do not know and even if they did would not know what to do about it.
"Other People's Money" and all that ..
Oh, and by the way has anyone looked at https://www.scotiabank.com/global/en/global-site.html and checked the response headers? Just saying, like.
And nothing at all like "Sod the users". Come to think of it Apple are fast approaching the "doing a Ratner"* moment.
* Gerald Ratner managed to almost overnight bankrupt his nationwide chain of jewellery shops when he boasted at a public dinner that, "People say, "How can you sell this for such a low price?", I say, "because it's total crap.""
Quite so. My belief, founded upon experience of senior Whitehall cretins under secretaries, is that the standards they set are so optimistically high that they know service providers such as BT will not be able to deliver. Hence the nice job awaiting them at Ofcom, BT (and in particular their favourite which seems to be the BT Remuneration Committee .. strange that) where they will be able to 'advise' on how to work around the standards.
So it's trebles and knighthoods all round.
Gatwick said no data would be stored for longer than a few seconds during the trial, which had been designed to comply with relevant data protection laws.
And when did they start allowing pigs to use Gatwick's runway? Was that before or after they allowed unicorn flights?
Ah, It's 2019 and there has not been a LastPass breach for at least 12 months. Mind you, I used to bank with NatWest so I should be used to, "hey so soz but we forgot to tell you that there is no security on our app. LOLZ!"
He has famously prosecuted once in an episode, not surprisingly, called Rumple for the Prosecution
But I think it may be far more like Blackadder the Fourth and the Speckled Jim episode.
It will be a 'Rumpolesque' summing up by Mr Rabinowitz, with a tearful Meg Whitman making a victim impact statement about how distressed she is, and a final desperate plea to the judge to think of those poor unfortunate staff at HPE who won't get Christmas bonuses this year.
Oh wait, she has already done that.
They are known as “Project Managers”. They get paid extortionate sums for organising daily stand ups, chiding developers about their ‘burn-down ratios’, creating meeting requests and not knowing how to use Jira properly.
Eventually their ability to use a computer fails and they start to use post-it notes on the first available white wall. Some can get away with this all their lives.