Too old for this stupidity ... I'm out.
Can be fairly safely said that configurable stuff probably has its merits. But allowing vast legions of dim eejits to "play programmer/analyst" is just f*****g stupid. PHB-eejits ... worse yet!
While the stupidity is nothing new (brilliant reference to The Last One, amongst others), the Emperor's New Clothes* manage to take the pointy-clicky-shiny-stupidity to a new level.
It's beer o'clock on a Friday somewhere, Somewhere it is so ...