* Posts by GrumpenKraut

1856 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Sep 2014

When we said don't link to the article, Google, we meant DON'T LINK TO THE ARTICLE!

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Meh

Re: Fairvesta ...

Searching for "Fairvesta" on duckduckgo gives mainly critical links. With google the first critical link is still on the first page, but near the bottom. Both searches from a German IP.

This really reeks of a company that has a lot to hide.

Fighter pilot shot down laptops with a flick of his copper-plated wrist

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Re: not necessarily

Had my blood pressure taken while ago, also with a stratospheric result. Doctor looked at me "this cannot be right!". Asked her to take the blood sample I assumed being required, then check blood pressure again. She informed me no blood sample was needed. Upon second blood pressure check right away it was perfectly normal.

Need I say I am not a great fan of syringes?

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Pint

> ...magnetostatic field being created by the flow of the water.

> ...plain natural science

Nope and ExtendedNope.

Btw. I can detect beer by drinking it, no rods required. It's almost magic.

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Black Helicopters

> Terminator was wrong. Skynet wasn't a defence computer. It was a network of printers.

Uh, oh... So should I get rid of my printer/copier/scanner/handgun combo?

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> quietly beat the crap out of it with a 3 pound lump hammer!

How the heck did you manage do that _quietly_?

Look who's joined the anti-encryption posse: Germany, come on down

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Closets I can come up with: ETSI ES 201 671 (pdf) "Lawful Interception (LI); Handover interface for the lawful interception of telecommunications traffic"

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Big Brother

> forcibly installing software on people's phones

Just for perspective: presently all phone systems (here in Germany) come with _hardware_ to allow silently listening in at any time.

I'd speculate that this is happening pretty much everywhere already.

Software dev bombshell: Programmers who use spaces earn MORE than those who use tabs

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Paris Hilton

"error in line 123, colum 43"

Now where is column 43 when tabs are used in that line?

This alone is enough to abandon tabs.

Labour says it will vote against DUP's proposed TV Licence reforms

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Headmaster

Re: News to me

> ...TV or an internet device capable of video playback.

Last time I looked: irrespective of ability of playback! You have an Internet connection, you have to pay, cf. Rundfunkbeitrag.

Cannot say I like it. Still better than the old GEZ/Stasi thing.

Swedish school pumps up volume to ease toilet trauma

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Angel

Motorhead: The Bomber

Other fitting titles from this fine band can certainly be found.

For the weed smoking kids I suggest B52: Party out of Bounds

Hmmm, Salt n Peppa's Push It could be also quite appropriate.

German police nick alleged admin of dark web gun sales site

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Re: I for one

"eliminating the illegal trade of firearms" is not much a lawmaking effort, the laws are quite tough already (at the very least in Germany). It's rather a policing effort. Police is trying to catch up with that new fangled internet thing, with varying degrees of success.

I notice that many of those juvenile murderers were bullied in school. This one needs to be addressed MUCH better than it currently is (again, speaking about Germany).

Capita call centre chap wins landmark sex discrimination lawsuit

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Facepalm

> So much fuss for 3 months /14weeks

RTFA: ...wife had been diagnosed with postnatal depression and she was advised by her doctor to return to work.

These are darn important 14 weeks for the family. The company should get a fine for this (won't happen, I know).

My unpopular career in writing computer reviews? It's a gift

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Angel

Career advice

Start reviewing bank notes, gold coins, gems and the like!

The open source community is nasty and that's just the docs

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Re: Actually one reason why I usually avoid open source.

> With closed source, you have to pay to get into the kindergarten...

And every kid is Bozo the clown. Without pants.

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Re: Strange

This is the "news" version of it. Any resemblance to actual actuality is purely coincidental.

Cf. "sweary rant" articles about Torvalds, each and everyone immediately deflated by reading the original post from Linus.

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Pint

Re: "Polite" is a relative term

Yes, a hundred times. Still, some [bleep] down-voted your post. -------->

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Trollface

Re: Actually one reason why I usually avoid open source.

Indeed! Dealing with Oracle, Adobe, Microsoft et al. is so much better!

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Megaphone

Re: Surveys and Agendas

> ... real-world.

On a few occasions I had to deal with, erm, "vocal" animal rights people. Think PETA and from there go several miles in the general direction of raging insanity.

Having several people screaming in your face at about 130 dB until their faces are a dark shade of red is, well, royally fucking unpleasant.

Internet worries, pffft.

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Re: If you can't stand the heat

> ... credit for honesty ...

Yes, any time.

Sometimes something like "Really under water right now, so bear with me, ..." can also do wonders.

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Re: It's the Internet

There is another side of "It's the Internet": it's ONLY the Internet.

The 120 kilo bloke on steroids right in front of you, offering some variant of "bash you face in" is much more frightening than any bloody electronic message, at least in my experience.

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Re: Here we go again..

> Courtesy makes the world go around,

I do agree.

However, when you have to deal with constant ass-hattery by some person for years, then patience and politeness wears out. Just think about that very special colleague in some company who you certainly had to deal with at some time of your life.

Some people have the gift to stay diplomatic, no matter what. From what I see, this is not the majority, at least not in any kind of community I ever dealt with.

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Angel

Re: If you can't stand the heat

Allow me to add (about the people receiving swearing/hostility)

- cannot be arsed to fucking read anything, ever

- cannot be arsed to spend a single fucking second of thinking, ever

- cannot string one fucking sentence together, ever

- cannot be arsed to stay fucking on-topic, ever

- fucking resistant to any kind of advice

Some people expect to be treated kindly with behavior that wouldn't for a single second be accepted on a personal level. Shockingly, this doesn't happen. Fuck them, with a rake.

Icon totally is me, honestly.

The nuclear launch button won't be pressed by a finger but by a bot

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Angel

Re: down votes

> I'm an avid Trump supporter also a Kim Jong Un fan ...

Up-voted for consistency.

At the feet of the Great Monad, or, How the functional programming craze plays out

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Boffin

You define the global ordering to be used is just the one that would give the input array. This way a do-nothing implementation is sufficient. Importantly, no side effects!

Init freedom declared as systemd-free Devuan hits stable 1.0.0 status

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Re: Init freedom?

> Debian can run with any init system, including systemd.

To my best knowledge there is no option to install sans systemd. Yes, there is that kludge (I used it) to remove systemd. This breaks stuff, such as gnome.

More things will depend on systemd in the future under Debian, and I cannot find _any_ commitment that Debian is even supported w/o systemd (pointers are welcome).

Hence I thank Debian for all their good work so far and move on.

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Pint

Re: Lennart reacts...

Bloody brilliant! ------------->

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Facepalm

Re: Yep

> Linux in-fighting can be so bitter, because the outcome matters so little.

How many times do you plan to use that exact same sentence?

TRUMP SCANDAL! No, not that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one.

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Devil

Re: Weird.

> what's going on with the Reg suffering an infestation of Guardian-types recently ?

They are everywhere, just ask Big John! Here is a red troll for you ----->

Scientists are counting atoms to figure out when Mars last had volcanoes

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Boffin

Re: please do

Some publications even use the title for spoilers. Nasty!

Sysadmin finds insecure printer, remotely prints 'Fix Me!' notice

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Devil

Biggest surprise to me...

... a printer that actually worked, REALLY? Printers ----->

RightNow founder turned politician gets assault charge after 'bodyslamming' reporter

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Re: That will not stop him being elected

> Fox News, which is center-right / right

What? Fox News is not one bit "center" in my book.

Parallel programming masterclass with compsci maven online

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Meh

slideshare.net

The website that reliably borks my firefox: all tabs get sluggish and stay so. Still "works", just tested. Any idea anyone WTF they are doing?

Oh, and nothing whatsoever works on that web site, including minor things like going to the next slide.

Bye bye MP3: You sucked the life out of music. But vinyl is just as warped

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Re: What's with all the hate for vinyl?

CD decks for scratching exist. Whether these are up to what you describe, not sure.

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> Just guessing but possibly his hearing was severely frequency limited...

Correct. IIRC he couldn't hear anything above 1 kiloHertz. That is one BAD hearing.

Tried to find the study (done for the German computer magazine c't by Heise Verlag), but no success.

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Pint

Re: Indeed 320 KBits/sec does the trick for me

> With regard to MP3 or AAC, I really couldn't tell any difference once I got to 256 Kbits or above.

Congratulations, you have (1) a good hearing and (2) no delusions of super-natural abilities.

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Boffin

Re: There was ONE exception, [...] deaf [ish] due to an explosion,

Exactly. An interesting follow up test would be finding out which filtering exposes mp3 artifacts for people with good hearing.

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> TDK SA-90

Be prepared for disappointment should you play any of them.

Got rid of all my tapes because they were degraded so much that it was just sad. This even though I handled them with great care.

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Upvote. ... but:

Have you recently watched a VHS tape? You might find (like I did) that while "bad quality" is not part of what you remember, VHS is shockingly bad by any means.

In a similar vein, I recently saw original installs of both WIndows 3.11 (on a glorious 800 x 600 CRT screen) and some early Apple OS. Both utter crap in all aspects, something that my memory was gracefully missing.

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Happy

> Not sure what the quality of your turntable was Mr Dabbs but ...

Some cheap turntables had a flaw that the arm was pulling _way_ to strong to the center. Users thought it would be normal because they did not know better. Hence the pennies.

The quality of the vinyl pressings also varied a lot. Some companies reliably produced top quality, others reliably crap.

At some time vinyls appeared that were so thin/floppy that even when you held them correctly (both sides, two hands) they would sag so much it was difficult to place them on the turntable. Funny enough some of those actually had decent audio quality. Unsurprisingly they tended to get distorted when stored without due care.

Friend of mine tried to flatten such a distorted a vinyl with a smoothing iron. The result was pretty hilarious. ---->

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Boffin

> Well encoded MP3s can sound virtually indistinguishable from the original CDs in blind tests, even for earlier and well-mastered music.

Indeed. There was a test with musicians (classic and modern), studio technicians, and "just" music lovers. Double blind test, top notch studio, and all that. The result was that no one can tell mp3 apart from CD quality if the bit rate is sufficient (IIRC 256 already suffices, 320 most definitely).

There was ONE exception, a guy who could tell what is what above statistical error: he was deaf on one ear and his hearing on the other ear was severely limited (due to an explosion, IIRC). He described the artifacts of the mp3 encoding as some sort of "breathing".

Japanese researchers spin up toilet paper gyroscopes for science

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Re: If the article hadn't mentioned the nationality of the researchers ...

You still find the lovely ledges[TM]. Increasingly uncommon, though. Have not seen a single one in newly installed toilets for many years.

Porcelain icon ------------->

For now, GNU GPL is an enforceable contract, says US federal judge

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Pint

Re: Hippy ya yeah!

Jawoll. Oink!

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> The third world is countries that were unaligned, like Switzerland, Ireland, and Finland, as well as all of the poor countries that everyone thinks of when they hear the term.

That never was even remotely what it meant.

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Happy

Hippy ya yeah!

Someone had to say it.

Fancy a relaxed boozy holiday? Keep well away from Great Britain

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They also have very good air bags, I was told.

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Thumb Up

Re: SOFORT VERBIETEN!

I seriously LOVE verbieten! And orders. Orders are good.

European Patent Office dragged to human rights court – by its own staff

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Devil

Re: Battistelli's fallback position

And if he ever goes to hell and gets ousted from there (because "Way to evil!" [the Devil]), he can always join FIFA.

Agile consultant behind UK's disastrous Common Platform Programme steps down

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Facepalm

Re: No mention of scrum

> That's why scrums should be short...

Here is how one company, which shall go unnamed, does it.

Scrum is on Friday and everybody has to attend. Scrum happens at the location the owner lives, which is about 400 Kilometer away from where actual work is done. Scrum lasts 8 hours, with just a short mid-day break. So folks have to get up really early to drive (own cars, train tickets are expensive; traveling time does not count as working time) to that other location, survive that Very Special Scrum[TM], and arrive back at their place only late in the evening.

I was told that your will to live reliably ended before mid day.

This, as an utter surprise, did not work as expected. So now scrum is only every second week, procedure as above.

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Devil

Re: Agile == Fragile

Methodology, when done as a perversion of some real methodology, is a fine way to terminally destroy the spirit of any good programmer. It is some years since I am out of industry, but, boy, do I hear stories of that!

What stays in such a company is the not-so-good programmers.

User loses half of a CD-ROM in his boss's PC

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Pirate

Re: Mythbusters

> wow, did it go!

Friend of a friend had the bright idea to put a record, not vinyl, but a good old shellack one, on the pulley of a motor that he had stripped off a vacuum cleaner. He did it in the attic. The record disintegrated as planned. That the fragments gut stuck deeply in the wooden beams of the attic, perpendicular to the fibres of the wood, came as a surprise.

That not a single piece hit him: sheer luck.