* Posts by Naselus

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Strict new EU data protection rules formally adopted by MEPs

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Does anyone else

Have a list of about 20,000 PPI claims companies who have acquired your data from somewhere that they'd like to mention to the EU?

Enter our competition to win prizes like the Samsung S6 Edge+

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Is it portable?

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Star Wars Special Editions

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Re: Err, you got it wrong buddy

"He is a fantastic businessman and a studio CEO. Director or god forbid full artistic control - you might as well put Jar Jar Binks in charge."

Utterly this. He's actually really quite bad at many things.

Episode 4, he was so constrained by the studio that he couldn't control everything. Good movie. Episode 5, again, he didn't have full freedom. Good movie. Episode 6, he starts being able to dictate the terms. Ewoks.

1, 2 and 3 really just sum up the fact that Star Wars would not be the films we fondly remember had it not been for Harrison Ford re-writing half his only dialogue (why do you think Han is so great?), people other than Lucas handling the direction, script writing being basically removed from him completely, brilliant actors and support cast developing characters like Yoda, and more mature minds telling him not to be so bloody stupid before he ascended to Godhood. The man thinks Jar Jar Binks is entertainment, and he believes that the Phantom Menace is how you make a political thriller.

His cack-handed approach to the Special Editions included some frankly bad ideas that completely alter some characters (Han shot first), but worse still many of the CGI additions actually get in the way. Sure, some work - Bespin in particular goes from looking like an Apple-themed set of corridors to actually looking like a city in the clouds - but Mos Eisley becomes a jarring mess of CGI stuff strolling around in the way of the action and actually makes it harder to tell what is going on. And the whole empire-wide celebration thing at the end of Jedi makes no sense.

Lucas is pretty good for a big picture kind of guy (though most of the features of his work are actually very derivative), but he should be kept in a galaxy far, far away from any of the details.

Philips backs down over firmware that adds DRM to light

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Joke

Re: IoT

But how else am I going to automatically inform my friends on Facebook when I'm making toast, or invite them to join me in enjoying a toast-making experience?

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"But I would say that MS really are quite good with interoperability as a rule."

Indeed, the 'you must buy the whole fricking stack from us or it won't work' thing has always been the Apple MO rather than Microsoft's. MS specialized in ensuring that, no matter what hardware you had, Windows would still BSOD with equal efficiency and regularity. :)

And history shows pretty firmly which business plan worked better, too - MS's work-reasonably-with-everything software absolutely dominated (and continues to do so in the desktop space), while Apple's work-well-but-only-with-our-own-stuff method pretty much bankrupted the company until Jobs went cap-in-hand to Bill Gates for a bailout in the late 90s, and was eventually abandoned by the Mac division in favour of just using the same, vastly superior hardware that PCs had been on for years.

As Philips appear to have just discovered, people don't actually like being aggressively locked into an ecosystem. They'll allow it with new tech (hence how Apple got away with it in the early days), but as a market matures people start asking why, exactly, we should give out a monopoly on peripherals and parts, especially when those monopolies are immediately and inevitably abused to an extreme degree by the suppliers (Why not spend £25 on a cable from the Apple store? No, this one is completely different from the 3rd-party version you can pick up on Amazon for £3, honest...).

Frankly, good on Philips for recognizing that this was going to hurt them in the long term, but shame on them for trying it in the first place. Consumer's ain't stupid and can see it a mile off when you start taking the piss, and won't tolerate it in a mature technology.

Let's shut down the internet: Republicans vacate their mind bowels

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"These people are not dumb, but like Ms Hilton, make a very good living out of playing dumb for the amusement of the electorate and the benefit of their sponsors."

Funny, I could've sworn Ms. Hilton made a very good living out of being born in to an obscenely rich family. The playing dumb for the population thing isn't how she makes a living, because there is no reason whatsoever for Paris Hilton to make a living. It's her hobby. She decided she wanted to be famous and so her father spent a lot of money and pulled a lot of strings so that she could be famous.

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Re: None of you morons

"Trump is not a stupid man per se, he is a very intelligent businessman and a showman."

You know, I keep reading this and wondering why the hell people thinking having a successful business makes you intelligent. It doesn't. It most just means you work hard and take dumb risks (also, Trumps business success recodr is questionable, given the number of bankruptcies he has on his record). It's not exactly hard to make a profit, particularly not in real estate (where the market is hard-wired to give inflation-busting ROI) and when you inherit millions of dollars to begin with. I don't think Trumps a moron, but I don't really think there's any evidence that he's of above-average intelligence either.

As to "his utterly medieval views on religion or womens rights."... actually, Trumps history in this regard is considerably more progressive than most of his rivals. He's even been pro-abortion at times, while Ted Cruz actually supports classifying fertilized eggs as people, which would reclassify the morning-after pill as murder.

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Re: You're making a mistaken assumption here

"you have to give his hypothesis some attention because of the fact that he has correctly predicted the future"

I'm sorry, are you writing in 2017? Only literally none of the things you list have actually happened yet from where I'm sitting in December 2015. The nominations aren't settled and the first primaries are still over a month away (Trump is incredibly unlikely to get the nomination and unlikely to win the early primaries either), and the election itself is 11 months away (Trump doesn't have much chance of winning that either).

Trump's position in the polls is basically static. He's not losing support, but he's also not really been gaining any either - because anyone who would vote for him is already committed to doing so. He can't appeal to cross-party support without fatally wounding his base; in fact, he can't even appeal to cross-Republican support without doing so (since his entire appeal is to the most deranged Tea Party fanatics who have become so distrustful of Washington that they now think anyone who's ever been in government is too tainted to vote for).

Adams' blog posts on this are for entertainment. They are not a serious analysis. Trump has less support in actual numbers than Bernie Sanders does, and no-one is seriously freaking out about the danger of a Sanders presidency.

Amazon Fire HD 8: Mid-spec Nokia Lumi... er, MediaTek slab

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Reasonable tablet at reasonable price (though not as reasonable as the Hudl 2 in either regard)... but why encase it in horrible orange plastic? I'd feel a complete prat reading that on the bus.

Microsoft beats Apple's tablet sales, apologises for Surface 4 flaws

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If we can cut through the fanboy drivel from both sides briefly....

Um... Apple are a consume-facing company. MS are an enterprise-facing company.

Amazingly, the enterprise-facing company is doing better in the enterprise-space product. Surface Pro 4 and Surface Book are MS products that MS houses will buy when they want to fill the (very small) tablet-with-keyboard niche. iPad Pro is attempting to fill the same niche, but from outside the enterprise's native ecosystem. It's also, by all accounts, simply not very useful (though again, this is probably more down to the pointlessness of the tablet+keyboard form factor than a reflection on Apple's product).

Apple are great at producing very popular consumer devices. MS, much as I'm sure we all hate to admit it, are great at producing ubiquitous enterprise software. It is not surprising to see MS winning when both companies produce a competing enterprise-targeted product - it's more remarkable when Apple are ahead in any part of the enterprise space (generally just phones for execs and pretty much nothing else, aside from the odd bootcamped Macbook). This is what has happened in pretty much every single spot in the enterprise market for the past 30 years when MS and Apple have competed - I'm writing this on my work computer, running Windows, connected to my Windows servers, with a shitload of MS programs installed. The only Apple thing on more or less any of our computers is iTunes, and that's just because the execs have iPhones and so 'need' it.

Apple are not coming for the enterprise, and Apple don't really want to come for the enterprise either. It's not part of their market strategy and they've been doing just fine without it. So really, the iPad Pro is just a bizarre attempt to get in on a market MS has dominated forever and had already gained control of with Surface Pro 3; I've no idea why the hell Apple bothered to make the thing. I put it down to Tim Cook's desperate flailing around to try and find an original product, since all Apple's revenue still basically comes from iterating Jobs-era ideas.

Adobe: We locked our customers in the cloud and out poured money

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Re: re: For an indie, it's a bit of a piss take.

"By 'indie' you mean a fucking pirate chancer, don't you?"

Or he means 'someone who makes only a small amount of money from deign work a month'. If you're only making $400 a month from design work, giving $50 or it to Adobe for the right to use a tool for 8 hours of that month hurts a lot. I know a few indy designers who are desperately micro-managing their subscription because there's some months when they have enough work to afford it, and other months when they don't; if you can't get 3-4 jobs on in one month then it's not worth it.

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"What would you sue adobe for, making a new version?"

It's America, you can sue anyone for anything! :D

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Re: There is an alternative…

"There seems to ba a couple of Adobe Fanbois here :)"

I for one don't believe there's any such thing as an Adobe fan. Just people with severe Stockholm syndrome.

But really, the alternatives aren't alternatives. Adobe products are industry standard, and our clients expect psds and indds. If we open stuff up and edit in GIMP, then it can bork PS formatting. I've tried , repeatedly, to offer open source alternatives to standard CC products, but the lock-in goes beyond individual companies and actually covers whole sectors of industry - it's much like how you couldn't send out docs made in Open Office ten years ago, because no-one could open them and Word would screw up the formatting if you did. Everyone was using MS Office because everyone else was using MS Office.

Adobe's monopoly is bad for the industry, and the sooner someone breaks it the better... but overwhelmingly, designers aren't going to accept other programs unless they're both identical in functionality and completely seamless in their interaction with existing Adobe file formats. And nothing offers either of those things yet.

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Re: Not really cloudy

"You have to wonder though, how much of the extra revenue is actually coming from home users buying a month here and there who never would have bought a boxed product."

Not much, I'd guess. Most of it is going to come from corporate design houses who now have to pay 3-4 times as much for the software that they were already using day-to-day.

I wouldn't mind... but there's no real advantage over CS6, as near as I can tell. The 'cloud dashboard' has all the functionality of Wordpress in 2006, the cloud version of Acrobat borders on unusable, deployment is actually painful (we had to raise support calls with 2 separate third parties for Adobe's arcane AD lookup, since LDAP isn't good enough for them for some reason), and you still have to deal with Adobe's own sociopathically aggressive support staff who will gladly tell you that any given problem that only affects their programs is caused by literally anything else (even if the only thing the various machines affected have in common is the presence of Adobe products - even if they're on different OSes).

The sooner an open-source alternative can catch up, the better. Adobe products haven't really advanced in any meaningful way for about 10 years.

Electrician cuts wrong wire and downs 25,000 square foot data centre

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"Anything involving major work to the power of a datacentre should be regarded as having a high-likelyhood of failure."

No, it shouldn't. The likelihood of the failure is low, provided you have a competent electrician. The impact of the failure should be considered alarmingly high, though. It's like a meteor impact - the chance is very, very low, but the impact is very, very high, so the risk level is somewhere in between.

The problem in the story is that they asked him about likelihood, which he honestly answered as being about 1%, but they took it to mean RISK, which is a matter of chance*impact. They made no serious assessment of what the impact would be (in this case, all SLAs broken, complete business disruption for clients for over a day and a half, massive financial penalties and legal liability, and probably chapter 11 bankruptcy proceedings within 6 months or so). If you came to me and said 'what are the chances that this will completely destroy the company?' and I said 'about 1%', then you should not take that chance if there's an alternative way to get the same result.

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Re: Do you get paid the same money as a professional?

"would a "99/100 chance of success" put anyone off?"

Anyone who's thinking in terms of datacenter risk scaling, yes. If you have a contractual obligation to 9 9s uptime, then 99/100 chance of success is horrifyingly risky. Think about it by converting it into the number of days you are allowed per single day of downtime.

99/100 means 3 days and a half days of downtime in a year.

99.9 means 8 hours downtime in a year.

99.99 means 50 minutes downtime in a year

99.999 means 5 minutes downtime in a year - this is the minimum level any serious hosting data centre would ever claim to.

By the time you get to 9 9s, you have about 30 milliseconds - as in, your customer won't notice the downtime in the middle of a ping test.

So, when the IT guy says 'there's only a 99% chance of success', what he's saying is 'this is ten million times more risky than our uptime SLA allows for, do not do this under any circumstances'. You can then schedule downtime which is excluded from your SLA uptime target.

Beancounters really ought to understand this, since shoveling risk around is part of their job.

Mandatory data breach reporting rules finally agreed by EUrocrats

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Is it just me

who can;'t read Nigel Hawthorn's name without immediately thinking of Nigel Hawthorne? It's impossible to take his statements seriously when you're imagining them being said by Sir Humphrey Appleby.

IT salary not enough? Want to make £10,000 a DAY?

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"Ah, but that is self inflicted."

Actually I think you can cast the net on that a lot wider than just infosec. Companies basically stopped paying to train junior staff back in the early-to-mid '90s, and the cut-off line has gotten higher and higher since then; nowadays, if you don't have a board seat or at least an exec position, convincing your employer to part with a couple of K for much-needed training is harder than convincing them to tell you if they wear ladies underwear. Meanwhile, they'll spend that on fresh laptops for themselves every 12 months.

And then they complain that there's a skills shortage and it's someone else's fault, honest. If they took some of the aforementioned PFYs straight out of school and then put them through 3-5 years of intensive on-the-job training (you know, like we do with electricians, who's job is somewhat less complex - and it's no disrespect to electricians in saying that) then maybe there'd be some skilled people out there. Instead, they expect them to appear out of nowhere.

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Re: £10,000 a day - but not for very long...

Or that was the only way Talktalk could convince anyone to take the job after the hack had gone down...

All eyes on the jailbroken as iOS, Mac OS X threat level ratchets up

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Re: Yet more excuses for Apple to wall off OS/X even more

"if you're an admin"

There's your problem right there, you're an administrator trying to use Apple software.

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Re: This oculd be due to the popularity of windows...

"I don't know if you have a citation for that but in my experience nearly all the malware is either from the malware using a hole in an application that already has escalated privileges (every installed application on your system, eg Flash, Java etc) or can run from userland and doesn't need escalation - eg. cryptowall."

Not really. Spend some time on a warez site and you'll quickly discover just how much malware is delivered via simply asking the user to install it. Like those endless browser object malwares from the mid-2000s that often came bundled with legit software; you downloaded Java, don't untick the minuscule 'also install computer syphilis!' box, and then had to spend the following six weeks trying to peel it off the system. Oracle still haven't stopped shipping toolbars and hijackers with Java.

Besides, most breaches are now more of a combination anyway - there's a significant social engineering element to convince the user to allow the vector to be opened (faking a conference so that you can deliver a fake calendar invite that delivers your payload; metasploiting a fake website etc).

In the end, though, if you think that modern Windows is significantly less secure than Mac OSX, then that just means you don't understand how to configure a modern Windows box properly. Security pros don't see Windows as being any worse than Apple in terms of inherent security - in fact, many find Apple's walled garden deeply worrying because it runs counter to the 'assume you're already breached' philosophy which now dominates infosec (hence why Eugene Kaspersky claimed Apple were over a decade behind Microsoft in security terms in 2012 or so - they are literally working in a different paradigm from modern IT security, like if there was one cutting-edge science lab which insisted on still explaining everything in terms of Phlogiston and Aether).

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Re: No absolute numbers provided. Why?

"Because hackers are not interested in the four sad idiots who bought a windows phone, that also goes for App developers too"

While inflammatory, this is pretty much accurate. But it's odd that when no-one targets Windows Phone, it's because no-one uses it, while when no-one targets Apple products (with a similarly tiny userbase) you attribute it to their brilliant security regime as opposed to no-one in their right mind storing anything remotely valuable on a Mac.

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Re: So...

"A report on a problem issued by a company that wants to Sell stuff to defend against that problem?"

Yes, I'm an infosec company reporting on information security obviously has a double motive. I won't trust this until it's confirmed by a disinterested actor like a shoe shop or something. I'll get rid of all my network's antivirus and firewalls, too, since I've yet to see a single press release from Topshop advising me to use them.

Think you're all done patching? Not if you have any Apple gear

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Downvotes explained - the single standards error

For God's sake, try to remember that when Google or Microsoft release updates or patches, it's because the software they produce is buggy shite that desperately needs constant revision to avoid dying on it's ass and you were a fool to buy it. When Apple release patches, it's because they offer excellent post-release support for the entire lifetime of the device and each new software version is like a gift from the gods. Or something like that; tbh I never really managed to grep the justification for this.

Donald Trump wants Bill Gates to 'close the Internet', Jeff Bezos to pay tax

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Re: Solution: More free speech, not less.

"You're kidding. They were the very definition of socialist when it came to the economy "

They really, really weren't. For starters, you had a lot of private enterprise, no unions, and no rights for large parts of the workforce - most German industrialists were quite happy with Nazi party economic policy, and utterly terrified of actual socialism.

But more importantly, economic policy under socialism is very much about central planning. This simply wasn't the case in Nazi Germany, where there was no serous planning of any kind; the economy was a total basket-case, in fact. It was flooded with foreign (mainly US) capital because the no-labour-rights-no-unions economy was a favourable investment climate; this lead to the 'economic miracle. But when it came to the actual planning, there wasn't any central attempt to join up the plans of the different ministries - or even any real oversight. In 1938, the German airforce wanted the resources to build enough planes to consume 78% of the whole world's oil output. In the same year, the Navy wanted 30 years worth of Germany's iron output for battleships. And they all fought over it, and they all simply mass-produced with whatever stuff they could. The German economy likely would have imploded by about 1941 without the plunder of the war.

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Re: Solution: More free speech, not less.

" Nazis were national SOCIALISTS,"

Yes, and the People's Democratic Republic of North Korea is a bastion of democracy, and the Union of Socialist Soviet Republics was a voluntary federation of decentralized small-scale local governments.

Because no-one would ever think of using words they didn't mean in a title just because it sounded good.

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"Surely democracy must be capableof throwing up a better candidate"

Probably. We might want to try it some time.

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"I've a strong (and slightly worried) feeling that if Clinton were to win the nomination, a lot of people would vote for Trump instead."

Well, except for women, ethnic minorities, liberals, conservatives who think Trump is insane, anyone living on either coast, the technically literate, the functionally literate... Basically, if Trump wins the nomination then Pol Pot could stand against him with Chairman Mao on the ticket and still get 60% of the popular vote.

Most 'establishment' Republicans are also worried that a Trump nomination could lose them a dozen seats in the senate and fifty or more in the House, too. He appeals solely to the anti-state, racist, sexist nutjob fringe of the Republican party, which now apparently accounts for some 50% of their base. The best bit is, even if he doesn't win the nomination, Trump will probably stand anyway and completely split the republican vote. There's simply no chance of a republican president while Trump is involved in the race.

Windows Phone won't ever succeed, says IDC

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Yeah, it's ironic tbh. Most WP users are ferociously loyal because MS's appalling market position has made them genuinely work to create a decent bit of software that is actually better than the competition in most respects; it's more configurable than iOS and less disease-and-bloat-ridden than Android, it doesn't nanny you to the same extent as Apple do but it doesn't leave you alone in a field full of dog pooh and knives like Google's OS does.

I don't use it myself (I live in the field of dog pooh), but there's no real grounds to attack it in terms of performance or capabilities.

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Joke

Rubbish

This is just nonsense. WinPho has about 2% of the market, so it's DEFINITELY about to become the biggest thing on the planet. After all, Linux has 2% of the Desktop market, and I'm reliably informed that 2016 is going to be the Year of...

Yeah, I'll just get me coat.

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Re: Does anyone think this is a good thing?

"Meanwhile on the shelf at Best Buy is still one choice of laptop OS and all the machines are bulky, low resolution, have four hours of battery life, might as well all be the same brand as if it was still 2005."

Well, yes. But that might be because you're going to Best Buy to get your kit, as opposed to somewhere that stocks decent laptops, which isn't exactly the keystone of every modern product launch. There's some incredible Windows laptops available if you go to an actual PC retailer as opposed to the same shop which sells junk DVDs for three quid a go.

Thanks for playing: New Linux ransomware decrypted, pwns itself

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Re: re: Are you listening Window's users?

"Microsoft fix all malware issues on Windows so that you don't have to develop the skills to do it yourself?"

.... You don't really know very much about computers, do you?

Hey, software entrepreneurs! Open Ocean puts €100m up for grabs

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Yes, I definitely think that the European tendency to value tech start-ups with no revenue, profit, prototype or product at less than a billion dollars needs to change.

MacBooks are so hot right now. And so is Mac OS X malware

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Re: Warning : WINDOWS sample NOT representative

"TL:DR version: using your statistics (minus the creative bit) it appears that OSX has LESS THAN A THIRD of the exposures of Windows since 1999."

And that from nearly 1/10th of the user base. I'm afraid that your stats basically prove Grikath right; 1/4 of the Mac OS exposures are from the last year alone. OSX has actually improved in security in that time period, and yet is under far, far, far more attacks than previously. So either Mac OS has been getting exponentially more insecure since 1999, or using absolute exposure numbers is a preposterous exercise (for both you and the commentard you're disputing).

Mac security is a myth. If it's not a myth, then the stats show Apple are rapidly making it one.

Big Bang left us with a perfect random number generator

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Re: You are an idiot, truly speaking out of your arse.

"PKD also believed (or at least wrote) that he was being mind controlled by a beam of purple light from an intelligent satellite network, so you have to take the things he said with at least a pinch of salt, particularly in later life."

Later in his life, Philip K Dick could also be used as a truly random number generator.

IT contractors raise alarm over HMRC mulling 'one-month' nudge onto payrolls

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Um... what?

I get that the so-called 'flexible workforce' is abused to shit and back by giant mega-corps keeping entry-level staff on 5-year 'short-term' contracts (my own first serious job was a 3-year long 'short term contract' at the princely sum of £6 an hour)... but a 1 month limit on short-term contracts? Who the hell asked for that?

Frankly, I've no argument with some time limit on short-term contracts before a permanent position must be offered, with the employee having discretion over whether they want to accept it or not. But that limit would need to be at least 6 months to avoid murdering the short-term contract market all together. I contracted as a systems engineer for a good few years about a decade ago, and the average contract I tended to go for would be about 3 months - design and implement a system, and then support for a month or two afterwards. I had no desire to stick around at these places and they didn't need to hire me in in addition to their existing IT staff, they just needed the new stuff rolled out and then someone to keep it online until their internal people had figure out how it works. These jobs simply wouldn't have existed at all if they'd been forced to drag me onto their internal payroll before I'd even had a chance to install the hardware and turn the server on.

Shadow state? Scotland's IT independence creeps forth

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Fairly standard for the SNP tbh

The SNP is generally only preferable to the Westminster parties because of how truly awful London politicians are. The party itself is extremely opaque (Alex Salmond in particular has an abysmal record on FOI requests), has a strong tendency to make a lot of left-wing statements but still follow standard free market doctrine for 90% of the economy, and it's internal politics are very antidemocratic - for example, Alex Salmond's hurried re-emergence in 2000ish when it was clear that Nicola Sturgeon couldn't win the leadership contest alone.

Many of the things Nicola Sturgeon was attacking the Westminster crew for back in May were things that her own government was doing independently in Scotland, and I wouldn't be hugely surprised if there's a big swing in Labour's direction over the next few years; the Scots like socialism, and while the SNP talk about it a lot they don't actually seem that keen on practicing it outside of a few headline-grabbers (free Uni tuition, mostly).

UK citizens will have to pay government to spy on them

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Re: options are...

"Recall of MPs Act 2015 - instigate a petition to recall your MP on the grounds you don't think they have your interests at heart any more"

That's not a valid reason for a petition to recall under that act. The MP needs to have either been found guilty of a crime, or have been suspended from parliament. Nothing else is grounds for recall.

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"... as with most government IT, it will end up as a disastrous folly."

Agreed. If we're saying 15TB per year per 1GB connection, with a conservative estimate of 8 million superfast connections in the UK they'd already need 120 exobytes a year, just to store the information generated by the small proportion of UK connections on 1 gig lines. That's like 228TB of additional storage a minute.

Even if we say that only 1% of the data is taken to be 'communications data', the government would need to add a new 3TB hard drive per minute just to keep up with the net connections of 1/10th of the population. It's a bit of a King Lear move, with Teressa May stamping her foot and demanding that the waves turn back.

US Congress grants leftpondians the right to own asteroid booty

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Re: errr....does this not revoke all US ownership of EARTH

No, it only means that the US isn't asserting ownership of Earth through this particular Act. It can still assert it through an overwhelming military-industrial complex.

TalkTalk boss: 'Customers think we're doing right thing after attack'

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"bbc this morning featured the CEO and a customer who says he's had £10k lifted from bank account courtesy of leak. CEO's response? "talk to bank". Customer? "Bank said TalkTalk have responsibility if they made details available" (paraphrasing, it was several hours ago). CEO response? Nothing. Just mumbled platitudes."

AFAIK, the CEO's actually right on this one, it ought to be the bank refunding the customer IMMEDIATELY regardless of how the leak happened, for any value over £50. Then the bank determines who's liable, and then sues TalkTalk for the combined cash value nicked from all it's customers in relation to the theft.

see https://www.moneyadviceservice.org.uk/en/articles/identity-theft-and-scams-what-you-are-liable-for

Apple to add 1000 jobs to Cork payroll

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As I understand it, if it is deemed unlawful under EU law, then it's also automatically unlawful under Irish law and so Apple would technically be guilty of tax evasion, with the Irish government guilty of aiding and abetting Apple in evading it's own tax regime.

And yes, the EU does have the authority to make the Irish government prosecute Apple for the 'crime' (or at least, they can threaten Ireland with expulsion from the common market if it doesn't, which would basically destroy their economy), leading to the situation where the Irish government prosecutes Apple, with itself as a co-defendant. What they can't do is decree the scale of the repayment, so it's entirely possible for the prosecution (the Irish gov) to agree to settle with the defendants (Apple and, um, the Irish gov) for some 'reasonable sum'.... like one euro. I doubt the EU would really object to that, given the nature of the 'crime'.

TalkTalk to swallow £35m ‘financial impact’ after attack

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"Did they fill the InfoSec vacancy yet?!"

Nope, I'm still getting recruitment consultants trying to convince me to sign up. They all start with 'the client is a company who perhaps haven't taken information security as seriously as they should..' and then tries to paint landing in the middle of this clusterfuck as a huge opportunity.

Most developers have never seen a successful project

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Re: Contractor's view

Yeah; it's you.

Adding contractors late in the day increases costs and generally reduces the quality of the end result - not because you're crap at your job, but because while the other (also not-crap-at-their-jobs) developers were struggling to understand and deliver the customer's barely-legible request in 6 months, you have to digest it in 6 weeks AND learn an entirely unfamiliar, complex existing code structure in the same time period.

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"And what's really nice is to hear via the grapevine that when the system is eventually replaced that it was due to changing fashions in technology and that the end-users want it back."

Dude, I have end-users who wanted to go back to Windows 2000 after we migrated them to XP. If users are used to something, they will ALWAYS want to go back to it, no matter how much better the replacement is; they would complain that they don't want 'not-syphilis' and everyone was perfectly happy back when they just had syphilis and lived with it.

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Re: Continuious Development

"Yes I have worked on many successful projects in the last 40+ years. This includes one for [Large UK City Gov Department] that came in on time and underbudget."

Do you mean it was on time and under budget according to the estimates from the start of the project, or at the end? Because if it's the former, then I don't believe you. No UK gov IT contract has EVER been cheaper and faster than was quoted at the investigative stage.

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Re: Needs just a tweak.

"the basic concept of the building is generally not based on the latest fad in Unicorn Poo."

Clearly, you've never worked with architects.

Get an Apple Watch or die warns Tim Cook

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"This means the heart rate readout with the watch as bought will be very inaccurate and should not be used a health indicator."

This; I can't help but think the reason Mr. Cook doesn't want to put it through FDA approval is than the FDA will say 'this is a watch. It has no recognizable health benefit whatsoever. Why are you wasting our time with it?'. I very much doubt they'd come back with 'yes, let's roll these out to A&E departments immediately, this tech will change everything!'.

The Apple Watch's problem is, it's a watch. Apple haters weren't going to buy it anyway, but only about 1 in 20 Apple fans want one too. It does very little that your iPhone doesn't already do, it requires the iPhone to work properly, it's battery is an embarrassment to watches... and this is true of all the other Smartwatches, too. Until I can actually replace my mobile phone with a smartwatch (which I won't be able to do unless someone actually releases a functional, full-size Pipboy 3000), it's just an expensive way to avoid reaching into my own pocket.

Wearable tech needs to get a grip and concentrate on doing things my phone can't, rather than acting as a physical shortcut.

Tim Cook: UK crypto backdoors would lead to 'dire consequences'

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Re: If you think some Reg commentards are bad...

"Have all the haters from here moved to the Torygraph then?"

Nope, I still hate Apple.

But just because I hate them for selling overpriced, simplified garbage doesn't mean I'll automatically disagree when Tim Cook opens his mouth. When he's talking sense, I'll put aside the fact that I loathe his business and agree with him.

UK.Gov have basically managed to do the unthinkable, and make Mac and PC fans work together on something.

Former parking ticket bloke turns out to be cybersecurity genius

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From the article:

"Ross Bradley, who spent the last 15 years processing car parking fines for Newcastle City Council, is set to become one of the UK's top cyber professionals"

From the website:

"SANS anticipates graduates of Cyber Academy will be ready to fill roles such as:

Junior SOC analyst

Junior security advisor

Junior penetration tester

Behavioural malware analyst

Incident responder team member"

'Top cyber professional' =/= 'Junior pen tester'...