Posts by Spacedinvader

Re: Rudest, Dumbest - same thing no?

I've had the opposite. Call help desk to report an email issue only to be told to send an email to the help desk.

Re: manifesto pledges aren't binding

No, you confirmed "leave". Can't leave the Tory's if you're not one of them.

Re: Is there no societal problem to be addressed?

new kb required, you utter bastard (bloody brilliant)

Re: Regional accents

"replacing missing Rs on ends of some words"

So you're a pirate?

Re: Is that what the marketing department were after? @AC

Romanes eunt domus

Re: Just upload manually to Strava..

Take phone, google tracks yer arse anyway....

You can't be serious, Shirley?

Heading in to one?!

Text is required here - have a beer

upvoted but...

Rossmann

Re: Don't cheer too loudly

Have a beer, looks like you need one :)

Re: NHS Test-and-Tag

Wrong icon :)

Re: Going while the going's good

"250m mile journey"

The moon is a tad closer than that...

BOSE

Buy Other Sound Equipment

Quinone

So we all just get shit faced on G&Ts while this goes down? Sounds like a plan!

Mine's a pint of the stuff -->

If it had random capitalised words throughout I'd have said Google translate was bombastic bob...

Re: I wish they brought back the original V3i RAZR

"shirt pocket compatible"

Rub the nip right off you

--->

face when nip is sore

Re: MS wants us to move on...

"it's not available for mere mortals" and "disable telemetry almost completely"

So we can't get it and it still slurps? Shadow System's comment stands.

Re: "saving more than £1m in taxpayer cash compared to more traditional methods"

They're supposed to and guarantee the work for 2 years...

Re: Wipe Password

Not so great if you are being held i n said police station...

Re: Meteor storms are always accompanied by a shit load of fine dust

"imbibing 10 pints which brings its own problems"

Just pee in a bucket...

Re: Vertical space rules

New keyboard required!

Re: Spiderman

Superman could just use his frikkin laser eyes instead of Spidey's web slingers...

A clusterfuck then

Re: In a complete about face...

Beat me to it!

Cheaper still..

Would be the inbuilt health tracker they have...

Re: So to gain entry into America you MUST......

Submit to facial recognition software and fingerprinting

Re: ORLY?

Nah it's what the Aussies think of it they just couldn't put it on the tinny...

Re: 66.5 litres = 117 pints

Weekly allowance :)

RTFA

This correspondent has used myriad repellents to keep the vermin out of my carefully tended green space, ranging from liberal application of chilli powders to areas they frequent, to lion poo

Re: Phwoar. Katie Hopkins!

Also, check out Specsavers...

why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can

Re: Any laws being broken?

"perhaps heat can cause gold"

It can...if you 'splode a star...

Re: Ah, you have "the glare"...

No glare here. Literally get called over to just stand there. 90% of the time I don't even look at the offending machine. The other 10%? I don't even reach the users desk before the damn thing starts working normally.

"Must've been the threat of you coming over!"

Re: I did that...

Yep

I certainly wouldn't run dishwashers, washing machines or anything else with a high power draw while I slept. Apart from the noise;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48841038

https://www.cheshirefire.gov.uk/public-safety/home-safety/washing-machine-and-dishwasher-fire-safety