* Posts by LucreLout

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Coding is more important than Shakespeare, says VC living in self-contained universe

LucreLout

Re: Shakespeare? who is he anyway?

@AdamWill

To a large extent, the point of study is not so much what you study as the techniques you learn by studying it

Certainly this is true, else all those studying "the classics" at Oxbridge would be wasting their time, and I rather think they're not.

That being said, the study of anything other than computing conveys no knowledge of or ability with computers. Separate study must begin, and it is this that is often lacking. Most of the worst code I encounter is produced by people who studied something else at university; those studying nothing fare better, and those studying computing best of all.

I believe this to be because having completed a degree in something else, too many participants then begin working as programmers and learn on the job. That works fine, but the code they produce while so learning is universally garbage.

So back to the point of the article. Impressively, I think we're in near universal agreement that Kohsla is fundamentally wrong. I enjoy writing code for a living, but seldom enjoy reading it for entertainment. Quite apart from that, it is Khosla and his ilk that drive the offshoring boom, leaving coders in stiff competition for work from cheap, inexperienced, and largely unskilled offshorians.

I can see much to be gained in teaching my children coding, both as a means to structure thought, but also as a fall back skill in case their careers don't work out. But as a primary career? Coding seems to have little future for those of school age, and I certainly don't envy the junior programmers just starting out.

LucreLout

Re: George Santayana

@MonkeyCee

Useful skills to have at a very low level, but no use for a job. If my coding skills where the same level, I'm not sure how I'd apply them in any useful sense.

Obviously, then you'd be a manager ;-)

LucreLout
Joke

Re: My own creativity is expressed not through writing plays

@amanfromarse

Your Left/Right comments, thinly-veiled self-aggrandising bollocks.

Yup. I mean, since when have the left ever been aspirational?!

Send tortuous stand-up ‘nine-thirty’ meetings back to the dark ages

LucreLout

Re: Morning Prayers

In a previous work place a few years ago we had Morning Prayers but also Evening Psalms.

Indeed. At my last gig, one of the projects decided to have 9am mtgs and 5:30-6pm mtgs. Which is fine, if its a multi-region project where you need to crossover time-zones, but this wasn't. Someone seemed to presume we'd all be working into late evenings at a time when I'd decided to leave that company.

My morning status updates got skipped after the first week, which roughly would have gone like this:

Monday AM - Had a nice sh*t and went to the pub as it was Friday night.

Tuesday AM - Went home, watched TV, had dinner & the wife, and went to bed.

Wednesday AM - Went home. Mrs was out with the girls so I ordered pizza & prawn on the internet.

Thursday AM - Home, dinner, wife, TV, bed.

Friday AM - Beers with the guys, skanky hot dog, more beer, various table dancing establishments, strange looking kebab, and a dodgy cab home. Are done now, only the kebab had a lot of chilli sauce on it and it's now seeking a place of residence?

Computer Science grads still finding it hard to get a job

LucreLout

Nothing to do with offshoring all jobs...

.....no, nothing at all.

Offshorians are cheap because they're inexperienced, talentless, or both. Unfortunately the bean counters who decide on "location strategy" don't understand enough IT to realise that the offshorians have a similar competency.

If we stopped shipping the entry level jobs to India, we'd stop having unemployed IT graduates, and probably stop RBSing critical parts of our commercial infrastructure.

LucreLout

IT(R?)35 stops tax avoidance, new hires would not be put off by this.

ROFL!!!!!

No, no it doesn't. It changes the tune to which you dance, but the band plays on regardless.

Scariest climate change prediction yet: More time to eat plane food

LucreLout

Re: False premise leads to false results

"Boffins" can predict all they like, but no evidence will change the mind of those who are convinced AGW is a conspiracy.

It's not a conspiracy; It's a lifestyle.

Met Police wants to keep billions of number plate scans after cutoff date

LucreLout
Pint

Re: Prediction

@AC

All ANPR proves is that a vehicle carrying that registration plate was in an area at a particular time. Relying on that for a legal defence would be very weak, as there's no evidence you were in it. The police would use that clue to narrow the search for better evidence rather than evidence itself - except where they use it for speed/parking/insurance and other vehicle based crime.

In your example the prosecutor would simply rebut the lack of evidence the defendant was in the vehicle at that time. Not a great defence.

I forsee similar issues with the massive DNA sweep. Eventually, the law of numbers will lead to a case where *2* matches are found (if not more) at which point the defendant gets a free pass.

At that point other evidence will be found. Take the case of twins, prior to the RNA breakthrough. Identical DNA, so if one is in the system, the other is too. Where DNA places one twin at a crime scene, it may be other evidence places the other somewhere else entirely. Where that isn't perfect, the criminal already gets a free pass - the reason I recall the RNA thing is because of a case where twins blamed each other for a rape, apparently with the intent that neither could then be charged. That worked for years before RNA proved which twin had committed the crime.

Not every criminal gets caught, certainly not every crime is solved, but it has always been that way. A large DNA database would identify more criminals than it will find multiple matches. Even dropping all of the latter, it would drive a huge increase in crime detection; a universal DNA database would all but prevent many crimes due tot he ease of identification of offenders.

However, that is only one variable in a complex equation; what about privacy, data accuracy, and all the other downsides that also need to be weighed in such a decision. There are many valid arguments against both ANPR retention/collection, and a DNA database, but I'm sorry to say that your arguments as presented are not among them.

Beer icon, because not agreeing with your line of argument is not the same as not agreeing with your sentiments.

LucreLout

Re: Show us evidence..

@Adam

You know what, I'm not sure that excuse would've worked in a murder enquiry. Or sny inquiry that the police were taking seriously.

I'm sure they took it seriously. Let's say I hire a vehicle which then has an accident at which it fails to stop, and let's say I was driving. I ask my wife to sit in the car, then I adjust the seat all the way back and to an odd angle. When the police find the car, any forensics will at best tell them that both of us say in the seat at some point. If there are no images showing the drivers face, and there are no eyewitnesses, there's really not a lot the police can do. Provided my Mrs was in the car at the time, even her mobile will be pinging the right towers to have been driving.

Or they may have put the evidence before a jury to let them decide the liklihood that the hirer wasn't driving.

Unfortunately the costs involved in our legal system make speculative trials unaffordable. The CPS, rather than the police, would be the bottleneck here anyway as they decide whether to charge and proceed to trial or not. And the CPS are the least competent arm of the state I've ever had dealings with, and I say that having dealt with the DVLA, tax man, and passport office regularly.

All that being said, what happened to that cyclist is outrageous. The driver has no place on the roads now or at any time in the future. Unfortunately proving beyond reasonable doubt who was driving is likely to be impossible at this time.

In the end, there is no justice but that which we take for ourselves.

LucreLout

Re: Show us evidence..

is there any evidence to support these all too glib statements that retention is needed to solve crimes?

I was wondering that too. Maybe they can cite a case, lets start with just the one, where this has been the decisive factor in bringing a criminal to justice.

From the article :- "the Met said it needs to keep some ANPR data for longer than two years in order to investigate unsolved cases, investigate linked offences, enable reinvestigation and the late reporting of crime."

Lets take that at face value for now, as I can see how someone apprehended years after a crime, for a separate crime, could feasibly be linked by tracking the movement of vehicles they previously owned or had access to.

This has to be balanced by the other side of the coin surely? How is the data going to be secured indefinitely; what other purposes or crimes, beyond the serious Levi Belfield level, will this be used for; how is this to be weighed against the obvious privacy concerns?

Giving the police the benefit of the doubt as to why they need the data != giving them the data. Seems to me that it would be more appropriate to have a public consultation (it IS our data after all), followed by some robust debate, before reaching a decision here.

Techie the most recession-proof job

LucreLout

Re: Yeah... not "tech" so much..

I'm a code monkey, have been for decades, and the idea it is recession proof is concealing a lot of blips.

If your employer goes bust then it doesn't matter what you used to do for them.

If you get a new asshat boss and need to leave, the recession can make that very difficult, especially if you're a very highly paid non-contracting code monkey. And that can be utterly utterly miserable.

The next recession looks likely to arrive in H1 2017, and hopefully after that is out of the way we can get some feel good factor going in that recovery, because it's passed me by this time around for sure.

The other piss on the chips, of course, is off-shoring. Bean counters and empty suits have this hopelessly incorrect idea that because Indians & other offshorians are cheap that they can do the job. Unfortunately that just isn't born out by the experience of literally anyone I know who has had the privilege of working with them.

The code is below graduate level, the spec poorly understood and often some distance from what is built, and appalling lack of accountability borders on insanity (Lose your job? No worries, the body shop over the road is hiring and will give you a raise).

Until the government take action to address this madness, there's zero likelihood of me encouraging my kids into coding. I'd rather spend my time teaching them a trade or something else that can't be off-shored or easily robotised, and just enough computers to fall back on.

Bank fail: Ready or not, here's our new software

LucreLout

Re: Oh yes

@AC

Yes, and at the end of it all, the b@stards will have the temerity to label you as resistant to change!

LucreLout

@Doctor Syntax

The distinction is getting less clear. The bank is, to a large extent, its software.

It is, but unfortunately that isn't how banks see themselves, as software companies. IT is still just a cost to be managed as low as possible. Quality costs, it always has and it always will, but the drive for the past 8 years has been to ever cheaper just barely good enough software and staff, with the inevitable public overshoots that engenders.

LucreLout

Re: Nobody wants...

These companies seem to think that unit testing and TDD can find every bug. They are wrong. They're great tools, but they're an adjunct to proper testing, not a replacement for it.

Unit testing / CI for me really just tests that the programmer hasn't mullered the system somewhere they weren't expecting. One of the primary benefits I see of TDD is that it forces forethought about class design, and usually leads to some level of adherence to SOLID, Design Patterns, and other industry standard concepts. In essence then, it ameliorates the cowboys, it does not certify the code.

UT, however, are not the only thing you can automate. A proper enterprise level public facing application should have a test suite that simulates users clicking every button; entering range tested, type variable inputs into every field; generally doing what proper fleshy testers do, just automated as part of the build.

Most of the RBS style banking problems aren't developer related though, they occur because some low cost chair warmer in India didn't have the skills, experience, or training to understand that dumping a queue, or skipping a batch step is not the answer they're looking for. Stopping the off-shoring is the answer here, rather than Dev Ops minutiae.

Amazon UK boss is 'most powerful' man in food and drink

LucreLout

Re: the geeks shall inherit the earth

When machines replace workers in site automation and self-learning AI automation robots, the geeks will be kings.

No, no we won't. That's hubris. We'll be redundant like all the other workers.

The main moderating brake on that happening is that we're being offshored to low skill low cost countries like India so fast that we've barely time to keep the plates spinning, never mind automating them.

TalkTalk confesses: Scammers have data about our engineers' visits to your home

LucreLout

Re: DIdo Harding

@Chivo234

Yeah, there's far too much of that around. Yesterday I noticed that awful Pryce woman on TV plugging her book about life in jail on the beeb. Who cares? You're a criminal, now have some sense of shame and disappear from public life FFS.

London seeks trials of Google's robo-cars

LucreLout

Re: The only problem with autonomous cars

Well, yes, but not in the way you think.

Effectively all lanes will become Zil Lanes, as we saw during the Olympics. The public sector just can't help itself - the view that they're all important (see Key Workers for reference) pervades and they'll insist on being able to leapfrog traffic queues.

Official UN panel findings on embassy-squatter released. Assange: I'm 'vindicated'

LucreLout

Re: discredit ...

@uffish

You can wiggle around in all the pseudo logic you want but America has not treated her as well as she deserves.

I can see what you're trying to say, but what you've actually said is "I, Uffish, am a hard of thinking pseudo-intellectual, who isn't half as smart as I'd like people to believe".

Attempting to counter an argument you have no counterpoint too by mislabeling it "pseudo logic" just gives away the game that you have no argument, no reasoning, just an emotive position you'd like the rest of us to adopt.

Manning was treated exactly how she was always going to be treated because she knows she's guilty. The balls to then press on and go for it are admirable, and your detracting from that because you want her to be innocent is disrespectful, and you should be ashamed.

I'm not sure why you're struggling with the concept that what is legally permissible and what is morally allowable are two separate things.

LucreLout

Re: The USA has won ...

standard procedure was activated: discredit the messenger, something that they have done many times before - Bradley Manning for one.

Hang on a second, you've overshot reality by a few miles.

Chelsea Manning is either a hero or a traitor depending upon what side of the fence you sit, but she is certainly guilty as charged. To demand otherwise is to undermine her sacrifice, if you're on the hero side of the debate, and you've no right to do that.

She knew the law and she knew she was breaking it. Having the moral courage to do so knowing the likely consequences is the hallmark of a remarkable individual, whether or not you agree with the premise of their actions.

UC Berkeley profs blast secret IT monitoring kit on campus

LucreLout

I'm personally highly amused by English profs and others who will very loudly insist that "paper is better" right up until they've actually used a Kindle for travel

I'm certainly no prof, and I do love my Kindle when travelling, however, for reading academic journals then yes, paper is better by far. I can scribble notes in the margins easily, underline things etc. Lay all the papers out around me when evaluating & analyzing them etc.

While we weren't looking, the WAN changed

LucreLout

Re: Maybe it's just me...

Maybe it's just me...

... but I don't get the point of the article. Or rather, I get the point but would not consider this news.

Me either.

And for all the problems Potty describes, Skype, FaceTime et-al still seem to work well enough to be extremely popular.

Leak – UN says Assange detention 'unlawful'

LucreLout

Re: A completely meaningless ruling

I have a healthy distrust of Government but a firm respect for the rule of law.

I have a healthy and well earned distrust of both Government and the law, but a firm respect for a woman's rights over her own body.

No means no, yes with caveats means yes with caveats, and do whatever the hell you want apparently does not mean buy a motorcycle.

LucreLout

Re: We make our own prisons

I suspect Mr. Assange would be quite happy to submit himself to Sweden's liberal justice system itself.

It was the likelihood of being subsequently extradited from Sweden to a....

Not this old rubbish again, surely?

The UK has a far less restrictive extradition process for sending people to America than Sweden has. He'd be demonstrably safer there than here: just ask the NatWest Three. Usually, if they ask, you go; The only exception I can think of in an ever growing list is Gary McKinnon.

Hiding in the embassy serves one purpose and one purpose only: To avoid trial for rape and contempt of court. It's nothing to do with America.

LucreLout

The UN appears to disagree...

The UN was setup with very lofty ideals and ambitions. Sadly it has descended into farce and now is nothing more than an expensive talking shop rammed to the rafters with tinpot dictators.

Assange will 'accept arrest' on Friday if found guilty

LucreLout

Re: Don't like his chances

Most offenders are given a dressing down by the courts and told "Don't do it again" even for repeat offences.

Most offenders don't run up £x Million pounds in policing costs by hiding in an embassy while evading rape charges. Innocent men don't run from rape charges, as there's no more certain a way to proclaim guilt. Add on his thumbing his nose at the judiciary, and they'll likely have a very dim view of him.

Assange is almost certainly looking at a short custodial penalty once he scurries out from under his rock. And very well deserved it will be too.

I couldn't care less about what America may or may not do to him; what he did to those women is unacceptable and to flee from it until the offences time out is willfully denying them justice and their day in court. The coward owes them that much at the very least.

Danish Sith Lord fined in Galactic Republic rumpus

LucreLout

Re: unspecified techniques

Oh, like bobbies, when you steal a purse and run away, they say "Stop!" or I'll say "Stop!" again because I don't have gun....

While I can appreciate your sentiments, I'm not wholly sure I want our police routinely armed. Some of them aren't very bright and can be known to be intemperate.

I'm not having a general pop at the boys n girls in blue; my best mate is one of them, and he'd give the same reason I'm about to. The interview and selection process undertaken to recruit the current intake will have taken no account of their suitability to maintain a firearm, because it was never envisaged as a requirement of the job.

Secret Service Silk Road scammer in the slammer

LucreLout

Not bright

Being dumb enough to commit these crimes isn't great, but being dumb enough to compound that with trivial mistakes?

Step one - Have, find, manufacture a plausible reason to be in CA.

Step two - Mail the passport to yourself at a top notch hotel in Mexico.

Step three - Cross the border in reverse: if (apparently) millions of Mexicans can do it one direction you can do it in the other.

Step four - Having memorized your corporate account numbers, go to a Mexican bank and withdraw cash.

Step five - Check into the hotel and wait for your passport.

Step six - Flee. Properly.

At no point would you then need to be carrying a packed bag, your passport, or any corporate records. Doing so is just asking to get caught. And I can't imagine he'll do time in minimum security now: It'll be a long journey into hell, with only the certain knowledge that it was self inflicted for comfort.

Uni of Manchester IT director resigns after chopping 68 people

LucreLout

In some respects I feel a degree of pity for these folk that have to do this sort of work.

Half or more, in my experience, of their ilk are psychopaths; your pity is wasted because they simply wouldn't understand it.

All they do is put people out of work and destroy the morale of those left behind, both at the time because they fear for their own jobs and afterwards when they have to tidy up the mess

In cases such as the one in this article, failure [of management] seems the most relevant description, rather than redundancy.

Redundancy is a sad fact of life. Its inevitable on a long enough timeline. It should never be personal, and it should always be handled with compassion by those wielding the axe. Companies need to be able to shed staff.

However, rampant outsourcing and off-shoring as a driver for redundancies never works; it gives you a short term hit on the costs bong for one year only, and after that you've lost your capability to achieve change in your business.

If a private enterprise wants to reward the top dogs with large compensation payments, I care not. What I do care about is when that becomes decoupled from accountability, which is the situation in which we now find ourselves.

Gen Xers will be old enough to remember the last Conservative government, which was really the last time we had accountability in Britain. The rot set in quickly under Blair & Brown, and has only grown worse with time including under Cameron & Clegg. The coalition and current Conservative government have continued making matters worse. The "brazen it out until a new headline comes along" approach has its roots firmly in public life but has quickly taken over the corporate world (see Dido at TalkTalk for proof).

We need change. I just don't see how that can readily be achieved when we have a generation at the top that has never been held to account, and a generation coming into the work place that have never seen adults behave in an accountable manner in their lives.

Lincolnshire council IT ransomware flingers asked for ... £350

LucreLout
Holmes

Re: Zero Day Exploit

Zero Day Exploit... My big fat white yorkshire arse.

Well, that's quite a vision. Thanks.

I'm hoping someone is going to use an FoI request to force disclosure of exactly which piece of malware this was such that we can determine for ourselves that this wasn't a zero day exploit, and more closely aligns with the zero competence exploit that we're all expecting.

El Reg, unleash the investigative hounds!

'International tax' needs reform. Google's chicken bill makes me chuckle – comms guy

LucreLout

Have attitudes hardened against technically legal bullshit from the likes of Google? You bet

Attitudes could be harder than a virgin at a stripper convention and it won't matter a jot. Emotion is not a good way to run anything... except maybe a lonely hearts column.

The only way to prevent tax arbitrage is with flat taxes, and those same people emoting against Google also rail against those.

LucreLout

Re: Tax doesn't have to be taxing unless you are a prole.

Well if we truly have a European Union then taxation submission should be identical in all of them.

You can't arbitrarily harmonize taxation unless you first harmonize service provision and expenditure. You'd also have to harmonize public sector work ethic across Europe too.

I'm not suggesting these things would be good or bad, only that you can't harmonize revenue collection in isolation.

Most of the world still dependent on cash

LucreLout
Terminator

Re: How is...

What are the odds they remembered to protect it in their rush for glory?

In Targets case? Not high. They recently went on to get owned for a long period and lost sole custody of a lot of data.

The thing with the Target data mining is that this was decades old technology. Whatever they're capable of now will be far more sophisticated. They can probably just about predict when you'll die and what of.... stuff that would be useful to companies you would rather not have that data.

Sadly they'll never do anything useful with the data, like help guide medical research, they'll simply use it to sell you more crap you don't need and didn't know you wanted.

LucreLout

Re: How is...

Letting the local supermarket know I buy fruit and veg from them an invasion of my privacy?

I wrote a paper on this once....

There's a famous case in America where Target's data mining was so effective it could determine when a shopper was pregnant before often they knew themselves. They sent out a congratulatory pack of offers for nappies & baby milk to a school girl (15).

Predictably her father called the store manager playing merry hell. The manager apologized and said he'd investigate.

Two weeks late he made a courtesy call to update the father who simply stated that "there may have been things transpiring under my roof of which I was not previously aware", and admitted that his daughter was in fact pregnant but hadn't yet told her parents. Not a good situation for anyone involved, with obvious privacy concerns.

If people understood the true predictive power of big data analytics, they'd possibly be a little more careful with their data. If they understood what can be extracted from an image, they'd have a fit.

LucreLout

@Luke Worm

negative interest rates is one thing, transaction fees are the next

Yup. Negative rates don't work well if people can convert to cash or cash like things. I'm not convinced transaction fees are next, but they're probably on the table somewhere. What the government really want to do is eliminate tax dodging by working or paying cash in hand; unfortunately that makes everyone's transactions traceable thus eliminating privacy.

Without cash there is no escape, except: moving savings to another country, another currency, gold, silver.

Another country & currency exposes you to FX & political risk in the new country. Unfortunately it's not a free ride, though I suspect a lot of people would go that route.

Gold & silver don't work well either due to the bid:offer spread available on in hand commodities, rather than those held within a vault.

I simply don't have a better answer however, because I don't think there is one available yet. I do expect someone would find a way to workable solution to the problem, but I don't think it's going to be any of the above.

LucreLout
WTF?

@The Onymous Coward

Interesting. On what basis is it you presume (incorrectly as it happens) that negative interest rates would benefit bankers?

Depending on the make up of debt issued, they might help governments, though that is unlikely. They might help debtors, though that too isn't very likely because most loan agreements recently have a floor below which their rates don't drop regardless of base rate.

Banks are required to hold massive volumes of cash or cash like instruments in order to meet their regulatory capital demands. Topping that up to meet both the expanding regulatory requirement, and the losses sustained by holding the balance at the BoE would be non-trivial.

And that is quite aside from the dire economic performance such a situation telegraphs. The risk weighting on existing loans would soar, adding once again to capital adequacy requirements.

Banks don't want negative rates: They're not good for business.

The reason for turning rates negative is to encourage businesses to invest their cash piles in the economy, which is a regrettable simplification of global finance that is unlikely to work.

UK taxpayers should foot £2bn or more to adopt Snoopers' Charter, says Inquiry

LucreLout

If it's a matter of public record they'll have to justify it and it becomes much harder for them to hide the real cost

"You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?"

Independence Day explains the sort of funding shenanigans that will ensue far better than anything else I've yet heard.

Two-thirds of Android users vulnerable to web history sniff ransomware

LucreLout

Re: Building their own coffin

means you're cutting loose anything more than two and a half years old

Ok, taking that at face value, there seem to be lots of people upgrading their devices on a short timeline than that, for phones at least.

We wouldn't have given MSFT a pass for telling us in 2009 (8 years after XP) that security patches have been available since Vista so "tough luck".

Agreed, but most people update their computer when it breaks, and the same cannot be said about phones. Tablets may be different, I don't know - never had one.

Alleged ISIL hacker faces US terror charges for doxing soldiers

LucreLout

Re: retailer?

some places have discounts if your in the Military.

Indeed - many fast food outlets in the UK also do this. I always remember a debate between a group of soldiers and a low standard burger chain staffer regarding their discount. It seems they needed ID cards; full uniform and an obvious military bearing wouldn't suffice - even the APC parked right outside the window wouldn't sway him.

ICO says TalkTalk customers need to get themselves a lawyer

LucreLout

Re: Hold on a moment

@Sir Barry

All instances of Sql Injection stem from ignorance by an unskilled developer, coupled with negligence by the company to not adequately verify their product prior to release.

There's simply no excuse for it in 2016 and it is wholly inappropriate for the ICO to suggest that there might be.

Little Bobby Tables will be old enough to vote soon!

Outage outrage: Banks need clear targets for improving IT systems

LucreLout
Paris Hilton

Re: RE: Pot calling kettle black alert.

No, it just takes a big enough stick.

Stick size won't make a jot of difference. Any IT board member will just have been promoted there from the role they were already doing, and is likely the person to blame for the problems besetting bank-wide IT.

Offshoring is the root and source of the problem. The solution is easy to state, but will take time to implement: Prevent banks using outsourced or offshored IT; keep it all in house.

That might not be wholly realistic, but it should be the overriding aim of any changes and certainly the direction in which all banks find themselves travelling.

Paris because getting screwed on the internet may get you noticed, but after the first few times nobody is amused.

Lincolnshire council shuts down all IT after alleged 0-day breach

LucreLout

Re: Dissapointed

For shame Lincolnshire, have you not seen the memo about what to do in these situations from TalkTalk?

Oh I'm sure "lessons will be learned".

Axe to fall on staff at IBM's Global Technology Services 'this Friday'

LucreLout
Pint

Best of luck to all the fallen

May your next gig treat you better.

Come on kids, let's go play in the abandoned nuclear power station

LucreLout
Unhappy

But on the plus side we lead the world at banking - oh hang on

Sadly, we're no longer able to make even that claim. The regulators, once woken from their slumber, have been rather overzealous compared to their counterparts abroad, with the result that there are no longer any universal investment banks within the EU.

It is important to understand that the bailouts were of retail mortgage banks, not of investment banks - Northern Rock, RBS, HBoS, B&B - all got in trouble by borrowing short term in the money markets and lending long term to borrowers who perhaps should not have been borrowing as much as they were. None are investment banks.

Yes, Lehmans did manage to bust themselves, but that was by following the play book above: the unwinding of the company has led to all creditors being paid in full, and a surplus remainder that the liquidator and courts must determine ownership of.

All full service global investment banks are once again American. That won't bode well for Europe in the next financial crash as they withdraw their capital to their home markets per their regulators demands.

I know banks and bankers aren't popular, and that some will celebrate their curtailment, but ultimately the tax situation as it stands today breaks down like this: No banks, no NHS. Corporations may be finessing their tax base, but the people working for them cannot so easily, and make up a significant percentage of the net tax payers (only those earning over the upper threshold for most of their careers are actually net tax payers).

I expect that I'll be on my own around these left leaning parts, but I for one lament the demise of another industry in which we once led the world, for it is not readily clear yet who will make up the missing tax contribution once the staff of the banks have gone, and without that, there will be no universal healthcare because we simply can't afford it.

Five technologies you shouldn't bother looking out for in 2016

LucreLout
FAIL

Re: Five technologies you shouldn't bother looking out for in 2016

Ok, so I've done a bit of up to date research on this...

8 different downloads for mint, with both 32bit and 64bit architectures for each. Users frequently have no clue of their processor architecture so its already odds on that this is going to go wrong, but lets assume they get this right.

And we hit our first snag. According to mint:

"Proprietary drivers such as the ATI or nVidia drivers are easy to install but not installed by default."

Video driver failed to load, sound driver failed to load. I'm sure someone suggested this wouldn't happen, but on an 8 year old Dell Studio, it very much has happened.

Updates no faster than win 10 and given I just downloaded the latest image theres stacks of updates to apply. Actually, this is taking significantly longer than Win 10 because at the time of writing it is still running.

Language packs are missing and defaulted to US.

This is a very long way away from being as slick to install and configure as Win 10. I know that will upset the fanbois, but that will mostly be because deep down they know it to be true.

At this point I'm not even going to look further for the purposes of this post, because we're already way beyond what a typical home user can be expected to do. LotD isn't coming this year, and that is just a verifiable fact.

Police Scotland will have direct access to disabled parking badge database

LucreLout

Re: @lucrelout

@Terry

I think if you read what I wrote you'll find I acknowledged both times that situations such as this would be a problem. Its probably also a problem when you find lots of people with elderly relatives tying up the bays despite granny being at home.

LucreLout

Re: twat

So if they become disabled they must buy a new car, because you're jealous of what they drive?

Me?

No, not at all. I have more horsepower than I'll ever need. I can buy pretty well any new car I might want so in that respect I envy nobody.

The problem as I see it is rarely to do with actual disabled people, more often it is able-bodied people abusing grannies blue badge, when she's only in the car once a week for Sunday lunch. The rest of the week their car is simply tying up spaces to which they have no right.

Limiting BHP won't matter a jot to granny, but it would matter to Mr Cockrings and his status symbol.

As I said, I accept that would adversely impact disabled people who wanted a more powerful car, and I don't have a solution to that. It seems to me that being able to access a space may be more important than theoretical top speed enroute, so discouraging badge misuse may be a net good.

I offer it as a point of debate as opposed to a final solution. As I never park in disabled bays, it doesn't matter to me personally if they're full, so we could simply do nothing and I'll lose no sleep.

ETA: You may be assuming I'm not a petrolhead and that I have no expectation of needing my own bluebadge in the too near future, where neither are true.

Google UK coughs up £130m back taxes. Is it enough?

LucreLout

...the multinationals are politically unpopular. They know the game is up.

Sorry Drew, but they don't and it isn't. And they don't really care about popularity, they care about profitability, which will always require the minimization of tax.

They'll pay more, sure, but they won't pay anything approaching the levels of tax expected of a purely domestic competitor who isn't finessing the system.

...the multinational ends up paying little to no tax because no country sees the full revenues or profits.

And that is why little to nothing will actually change. Making too much money? Increase the charges from your offshore supplier, that you happen to own.

If people actually knew the extent of what was possible with multiple companies in multiple jurisdictions, they'd insist their politicians and civil servants actually did some real work and sort it out (Lower, flatter, simpler taxes that are coordinated globally is the only way).

Faffing about with doubles and sandwiches is the very small tip of a very large and ever growing iceberg.

Just remember kids, tax evasion is illegal and possibly immoral, tax avoidance is neither of those things.

Retailers urged to create 'CCTV-like' symbol to inform customers of mobile tracking

LucreLout
Big Brother

Re: How about...

... they just stop tracking us?

LucreLout
Happy

Re: Why bother disabling Wifi, BT etc

Why bother disabling Wifi, BT etc When according to the A/C above he builds kit that can defeat it

I read it on the internet so it must be true?

Sorry AC, no reason to doubt you personally, but were I worried about this I think I'd do my own research rather than accept what you've said verbatim.

LucreLout

Re: "... retailer’s smart phone app. "

What are you doing wrong?

Whatever he's doing wrong, I'm doing wrong too. In spades.