* Posts by Fungus Bob

1347 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Jun 2014

What bugs me the most? World+dog just accepts crap software resilience

Fungus Bob

Re: Who bears the cost ?

"How do we ensure the development organisation bears the cost?"

Kill it with fire.

New Zealand cops cuff alleged jackasses who shared mosque murder video, messages online

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Re: "Islamic" terrorism can only die when people stop calling it Islamic.

The flaw in your analogy is that beliefs have no physical markers, unlike ethnicity.

As most people are too busy living their own lives to devote any time to comparative religious studies, any nutcase can claim to do something in the name of whatever sky-fairy they like and none of us would be the wiser. This is why there must either be a groundswell of people like yourself clearly pointing out why the looneys are wrong or a group of really important clergy denouncing such violence.

Thank you for the information posted, it is a step in the right direction and I hope it encourages others to speak up.

Fungus Bob

Re: "Islamic" terrorism can only die when people stop calling it Islamic.

Yes. Sects is Good.

In the first century CE Judaism had Pharisees, Sadusees, Zealots, Essenes and Jesus Freaks and probably some others. They got somewhat more homogeneous after the failed Jewish rebellion and destruction of the second temple.

The Christian community would include Catholics, Eastern Orthodox, Greek Orthodox, Coptic (yes, they're still around), various Protestant denominations which, sadly, includes the Westboro Baptist church. The only reason the Westboro bunch isn't chucked out is because it's mostly one inbred family and ain't worth the effort. It does not include the Mormons as they are polytheists or the Jehovah's Witnesses as they do not believe Jesus is God.

'It's full of beer!' Miracle fridge reveals itself to pals tuckered out from cleaning flooded cabin

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Trollface

Re: <Evil Grin>

Yeah, That's where I was on Thursday night...

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Re: <Evil Grin>

"sweating, cold chills, trembling hands (actually more like a whole body tremor), headaches, really short tempered, mood swings"

Been there,done that. Wasn't the worst Thursday night I ever had...

In a humiliating climbdown, Facebook agrees to follow US laws

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Re: Bastards

.That was a cow-ardly thing to say, AC.

Have an upvote.

Super Cali optimistic right-to-repair's negotious, even though Apple thought it was something quite atrocious

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Re: Next on the list

"Yes, but those cheap-ass farmers don't buy new tractors every year"

Which is why potatoes do not cost $70 apiece.

Wondering why 'Devin Nunes herp-face' was trending online? Here's the 411: House rep sues Twitter for all the rude stuff tweeted about him

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Re: But he actually has a case...

" OTOH, I realize that "character" is too strong a word for whatever animates Nunes, but I can't think of anything else that's close enough."

gas(?)

Microsoft changes DHCP to 'Dammit! Hacked! Compromised! Pwned!' Big bunch of security fixes land for Windows

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Re: new and unproven

In Microsoft's case, it's new and improvened...

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Re: Word

No, no, no, MS didn't leverage anything. Yet. They just had high-level meetings in which they dialogged with affected stakeholders in order to determine the scope of the issue. Things are at way too much of a preliminary stage to drill down to any specifics.

On the eve of Patch Tuesday, Microsoft confirms Windows 10 can automatically remove borked updates

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Re: Automatically removing borked updates

Actually, MS is automatically borking removed updates.

You won't get Huawei with this, America! Chinese giant sues US government over 'unconstitutional' ban

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Sovereign Immunity

In the US Federal, State and Tribal governments have sovereign immunity which basically means that you won't get far suing the government as it can tell you that it farts in you general direction *and* call you a silly wiper of other peoples bottoms.

It's an idea we got from the English. Really.

Tim Apple. Larry Oracle. Ginni Layoffs: It works so why the heck not?

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Re: Big Family

Bill 640k, Steve Developers, Satya CloudFirst-MobileFirst

Did you know?! Ghidra, the NSA's open-sourced decompiler toolkit, is ancient Norse for 'No backdoors, we swear!'

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"would it be sensible/prudent to run Ghidra on itself"

Probably not. The resulting paradox could cause a black hole that would swallow the universe.

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

Fungus Bob

Re: Why anti-conformists always end up looking the same

Every now and then I'm still Ashley.

USB4: Based on Thunderbolt 3. Two times the data rate, at 40Gbps. One fewer space. Zero confusing versions

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USB XP

ReactOS 0.4.11 makes great strides towards running Windows apps without the Windows

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Re: leaves both sides feeling dirty and miserable!

Wasn't the worst Wednesday night I ever had.....

Cheap as chips: There's no such thing as a free lunch any Moore

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Trollface

Re: HDD vs decent SSD

Silicone? Should have good impact resistance...

SPOILER alert, literally: Intel CPUs afflicted with simple data-spewing spec-exec vulnerability

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Re: Well I never ...

Yes, use negative quantities of hot water...

Sniff the love: Subaru's SUVs overwhelmed by scent of hair shampoo, recalls 2.2 million cars

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Re: Progress?

Not just BMW. Chrysler products have used a Body Control Module to control every switch, light and gauge not directly running the engine or transmission for years. Fuel level, brake lights, headlights, door locks, windshield wipers...

I suspect most carmakers do things this new and stupid way.

Web hacker 'Alfabeto Virtual' thrown in the clink for 3 months by US judge who wanted to 'send a message'

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"these kinds of intrusions undermine confidence in government"

Actually, government undermines confidence in government...

I say, that sucks! Crooks are harnessing hoovers to clean out parking meters in Chelsea

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Re: Trickle down economy?

Cheap hookers are best - you can afford more of them.

Thunder, thunder, thunder... Thunderclap: Feel the magic, hear the roar, macOS, Windows pwnage tools are loose

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OK. I drank 3 bottles, now I can smell purple...

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Why does it hurt when IP?

Insane homeowners association tries to fine resident for dick-shaped outline car left in snow

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Joke

Re: What's wrong with these people?

"Mines the dirty macintosh...."

Damn Apple users....

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Re: Power unchecked

" I'm still slightly aghast that the man who won 3 million fewer votes than his opponent gets to be in charge"

We've had this system for years, everyone knows about it and everyone running for President tries to get the Electoral votes, not the popular vote. If we had a straight popular vote, everyone would simply adjust their campaign strategies to reflect this. In other words, we could still have wound up with cheeto-man in charge. Trump is not the first person to win the Presidency while losing the popular vote, Lincoln managed the same thing in 1860 and he is generally well regarded.

Tech industry titans suddenly love internet privacy rules. Wanna know why? We'll tell you

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Hand-job...

There's no 'My' in Office, Microsoft insists with new productivity hub

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Re: shit"s gettin' crazy

Manipulating CSV files ain't crazy, might be an activity of Doubtful Utility. My neighbor across the alley wanting to argue with me about who owns snow is crazy.

Secret mic in Nest gear wasn't supposed to be a secret, says Google, we just forgot to tell anyone

Fungus Bob

Re: Don't be........

Duct tape a vibrator to the window/hard surface...

Fungus Bob

Re: Don't be........

Tin foil has been compromised by the Trilateral Commission.

You know the drill: SAP has asked Joe Public to name Munich arena so go forth and be very silly

Fungus Bob

Re: I hate "naming rights"

Surely someone will really clean up with all the SAPonification going on....

Sussex rap fan wants statue of Easy-E from NWA in his hometown because he's a 'legend'

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Tucker Carlson

Barbara Streisand

the blonde girl in the "Safety Dance" video

On second thought, the third one is a good idea...

White House and FCC announce big, broken solutions to America's pitiful broadband

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snail shit?

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Re: Another Form of Attack?

salt

Sigfox cracks open IoT radio protocol specs for world+dog (+badgers?)

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Coat

Re: The Much Maligned Badger

Badgers? We don' need no steenkin' badgers...

Prez Trump orders Uncle Sam to step up AI efforts – we all know the White House knows a lot about artificial intelligence

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Re: We could replace him with a Raspberry Pi...

Oooh, downvoted by Trump and Pence...

Fungus Bob

Re: We could replace him with a Raspberry Pi...

It's not artificial...

Uncle Sam to its friends around the world: You can buy technology the easy way, or the Huawei

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"it also makes it more difficult for America to be present"

He says that like it's a Bad Thing...

You think election meddling is bad now? Buckle up for 2020, US intel chief tells Congress

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Re: Karma

Yeah, look what happened last time.

Canadians moot methods to embiggen moose monument and make Mac great again

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Re: This is not good...

And the M1000 looks like it'll pee on any car under it.

Worried about Brexit food shortages? North Korean haute couture has just the thing

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Re: "Badger and fox are much more environmentally friendly ..."

It's not healthy, getting that much asshole in your diet....

Florida man's deadliest catch forces police to evacuate Taco Bell

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Re: Taco Bell Shut Down!

Going for the Full Darwin?

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Re: Here fishy fishy

Fish aren't but hand grenades are...

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Re: Candidate failed

Is the Full Darwin anything like a Full Cleveland?

Data hackers are like toilet ninjas. This is not a clean crime, you know

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Re: But...

"I'll have you know I write about toilets every other week."

....no shit

RIP 2019-2019: The first plant to grow on the Moon? Yeah, it's dead already, Chinese admit

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Trollface

Re: Cotton, really?

" I'm sure they'd find a way to set up a sweatshop "

Will only work the first day. The Chinese don't seem to like insulation...

Three quarters of US Facebook users unaware their online behavior gets tracked

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Facepalm

"an IQ test passing grade"

What, like 70% or something? This would shut out almost everyone with IQs in the normal range.

The Large Hadron Collider is small beer. Give us billions more for bigger kit, say boffins

Fungus Bob

Re: One ring to rule them all?

Plagiarize the BOFH and just call it the Ring Of Fire...

IBM to kill off Watson... Workspace from end of February

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Devil

"IBM's sweaty corporate buttocks"

Citation needed...