Eeejit Pi because his IQ is 3.14...
859 posts • joined 26 Jun 2014
Re: @art guerrilla
"funny, you can tell who are the 'merikans are who actually DEFENDING doublespeak,"
What fantastical data do you have to support this assumption?
Re: Where does the dog go?
He pees on the wheels like he does with every other car.
Re: Who shit in your cereal?
Perhaps Time Lords shit dark matter like the Nibblonians of Futurama....
Re: Incredible (Talking Toilet Paper!!)
""EEEWWW!!! What are you DOING to me?!?"
Could make toilet training more fun for the young 'uns...
Re: stormtroopers being fodder
"Still doesn't explain how your galaxy-conquering army with space age armor and blasters can get beaten by stone-age teddy bears"
Because teddy bears are so CUUUUTE!
Re: More Magic Technology
"How would such a device differentiate between naked flesh in say an orgy, and the acres of bare flesh in an average American's holiday photos?"
Why would you want it to?
Re: "Limit his tendencies"?
I think you mean "wee peasants"...
The Chappaquiddick incident?
What I want to know is why academics are spending so much time thinkin' 'bout sex robots.
On second thought, no, I don't. Really. Ignorance is bliss.
Re: Can't you find a different forum?
Because the whole idea of UBI is to solve the problem of what to do with all the permanently displaced workers when they are replaced by robots. Whether or not this will be an actual problem is a matter of some debate but this is a case of technology and politics colliding.
With apologies to The Alan Parsons Project
I am the pie in the sky
Frozen for you....
(it's up to someone else to come up with the next line)
Re: Disney is depicable
"I was under the impression that the American Way was to make lots of money and screw anyone who gets in your way."
No, the American Way was something Superman fought to protect in the 1950's. America lost it's Way some time ago.
Shouldn't that be "space-punched space-cards"?
Re: Sometimes I despair...
Don't despair, Buddy Jesus loves you.
Re: helluva hangover
Ah, the other players got the intellectual victory...
Needs more cowbell!
Re: Ways to get rid of him
"Voting to fire the head of an international organisation is likely to result in a lot of shenanigans in terms of who gets to replace the fired person"
Since he's French, why not let them decide. The worst they could do is replace him with their favorite comic genius - Jerry Lewis.
Re: I blame global warming and CO2
No, it's mountains - they have shitloads of aerodynamic drag.
Re: Next ChineseTheme Parks:
The Death of Bonnie and Clyde
Re: "an amalgamation of Google and Facebook"
Re: Hoping to teach AI agents the common sense they need...
"Can you define common sense? We gotta define it before we can teach it.
Or, do we...?"
If you had common sense, you'd know...
Hoping to teach AI agents the common sense they need...
If we can't teach ourselves common sense what makes these nuts think they can teach it to other fake intelligent beings?
>"improve the communication and performance of the team"
>Not sure how getting rid of some of them improves that...
They were Kinks in the Hose of Progress.
Re: Mandatory Voting
"The Electoral College system exists because the individual states fiercely protect their own rights and small states fear their opinion would count for less in a popular vote system.
And there's the issue than comes up every four years."
The Electoral College does one other thing that no one has mentioned yet - it provides a clear, definite result and saves us from months of tedious recounts and legal challenges like we had in Minnesota when Norm Coleman and Al Franken each got 40% of the vote for the US Senate. After 4 months of recounts and legal crap proving both candidates were shit, the real winner was Norm Coleman who got to fade into obscurity while Al Franken got a job where 60% of the voting public did not like him.
Re: Need a sense of proportion
"To summarise a technically sophisticated attacker can cause serious consequences possibly death to a patient up to 5 metres away."
Given that pacemakers are completely enclosed in a meatbag during normal operation, the actual range may be a bit less.
THESE DAMNED VEGGIE-ARYANS MUST BE STOPPED!
Effing Plant Supremacists! There oughtta be a law.
What's that? Oh, alright. :(
My wife says I hafta put the luminum foil back on my head and go sit in the corner...
It's OK - Eugene Kapersky is a real fun guy.
Mine's the one with fast actin' Tinactin in the pocket...
Re: I have to be a weirdo then
My brain hurts. I need a drink.
Re: What if...
Re: I have to be a weirdo then
What about other beverages? Does rum make you 19% less sad, for example? Do fruit smoothies make you long for death?
Enquiring minds want to know.
Re: What planet do these people live on?
"How can you take on a position of power/responsibility and not have a clue about how the modern world around you actually works?"
Haven't you heard? Facts don't matter.
Re: "what's next, Larry Page reduced to using Bing?"
Followed by SatNad using an Amazon Echo because Cortana is having a torrid affair with Clippy.
Re: Take with a grain of salt.
"I also wonder if I am the only one to pronounce it "Whiffy""
Yes. If Fifi is pronounced "Feefee" then this should shirley be pronounced "Weefee"....
"You could end up working for a manager "
Everybody ends up working for a manager...
Re: This is probably...
"What the FCUK is this useful for?"
Running Outlook real slow on your phone.
Re: James Hansen will be furious
"do you think throwing IT geeks into volcanoes will appease the gods?"
What could possibly go Wrong?
Re: James Hansen will be furious
"Let's leave it to the "enlightened" supporters of stone-age superstitions to tell us once again that every natural, and unnatural disaster was caused by sinners, gays, and children who don't go to bed when their parents tell them to."
Because they're wrong. Just plain wrong. Everyone knows the real reason for every natural and unnatural disaster is not enough virgins to throw into the volcanoes!
Soup or Wi-Fi?
I'll have the soup...
Re: "Nonprofit IT"
How about NonprofIT...
Re: Can you hold down the power button
"> You've told people not to use jargon, but I have no idea whatsoever what 'top-up the jets' means*.
I'd hazard a guess he's American and means topping up the screenwash, but it is only a guess."
I'm an American and I, too, have no idea what 'top up the jets' means. Perhaps he's Canadian...
we’re seeing energetic electrons where we don’t think they should be
Maybe Red Bull gave them wings...
That would be Local Government Morons...
Re: Shouting at clouds
" And another thing, where are my slippers"
You left 'em on your selfie stick.
Re: gnome dancing around the aforementioned Stonehenge
Digital Virgin Dispenser
Re: would California be wanting to leave the US?
Perhaps they'd like to go back to Mexico....
Re: Exploding Washing Machines
"What else do they make that explodes?"
"There are some bloody idiots running countries these days."
This is not a new thing.
Yes, its fucking stoopid.