Re: Spacey McSpaceshipFace
Fartblaster Luna Smoothie?
1058 posts • joined 26 Jun 2014
Fartblaster Luna Smoothie?
"If a car hit a wombat in Australia so fast that the wombat's body ended up in the USA, how fast was the car travelling?"
Fast enough to knock the shit out of a wombat and into a different time zone.
Timmy B, you sure know your shit...
"I'll have some of what that guy is smokin'!"
From the look of it, he's probably smokin' motherboards...
Still gotta have a Finnish dwarf with a toothbrush.
"we had to suffer red balls"
Your comment would be much more entertaining if this was all you wrote...
"I wonder why US telcos don't give a damn like that ?"
They don't care. They don't have to care - they're the phone company...
"A surveying point in the home harbour, probably made of concrete, is difficult for the enemy to block or interfere with."
A torpedo could probably render it useless...
Proper speakers have wires.
Apple is for peasants!
"De Turbolax, De Turbolax, De Turbolax,..." (?)
"Akonadi is horrible and sucks up too many resources. Kill it with fire."
It's quicker and easier to install XFCE instead.
"er, he was actually right about a thing or two, you know..."
About what? Putting your pants on one leg at a time?
Don't be so sure. Missouri is the state where John Ashcroft lost to a dead guy.
"NoScript only works if the naughty script is served from a domain you don't care about. "
Then run no scripts....
I know, the web don't work then...
"I'd guess that most cars on the road have a tape player."
More importantly, cars have tires with which they can run over Journey tapes.
There is only one Journey joke, the rest are true.
"Bill & Ted ... pah that's kid's stuff. it could have been "Ernest Saves Christmas"!"
Or "Pee Wee's Big Adventure".
"Instead of the usual bomb disposal expert they'd have used the bomb disposal evil robot?"
Should have used Justin Bieber.
It's more fun if they doo...
"The correct term is dog poo, the author must be American?"
Nope, we call 'em land mines over here.
I BM too but I don't brag about it.
"I prefer to boot into a console"
Ah. Slave to fashion, then...
"Next thing you'll tell me the pope is catholic..."
Actually he's a Wiccan.
"So what's the next generation going to be called after Generation Z?"
I suggest you read "On Beyond Zebra!" by Dr. Seuss...
"Just had the 'pleasure' of setting up a Lubuntu system..."
Were you installing it on a TRS80?
I didn't know she was into that sort of thing...
Upvote for the Cramps reference.
Would those be miniature onions?
Web apps that don't need an internet connection or visible browser window? Sounds like native apps to me.
"I feel bad for normal Republicans - the level of stupidity coming out of the Orange One’s mouth and Twitter at any given time is massively embarrassing."
They made their bed, now they can soil it...
You're thinking like a normal person, try thinking like you are afflicted with military intelligence.
This Irish company is headquartered in the Twin Cities. Right in the middle of the North American continent.
I wouldn't know about that, but "Miss, your earlobes resemble fish heads" sounds better in French...
Paris because, well... France...
That would be to install the update...
Only a mac user would request piles...
Clippy is stupid - the tires rotate themselves when you drive...
I see a market opportunity for generic engine and transmission control computers that only talk to each other.
"Narnia to Middle Earth perhaps?"
One does not simply walk into Mordor...
"Would this not thwart (almost) all malicious UEFI firmware images? "
Most people would eat shit sandwiches if a dialog box popped up on the screen and told them to.
"how the hell did he know where to look?"
It's sort of like gaydar.
"why 'throw' them down?"
Because throwing up is not fun...
We have the 2S and the 2X, we need an economy model - the 2E, so we can combine them into the Surface 2SEX.
In other words, a looney...
Maybe you should run the question through Google Translate...
No, the new latest k00l toy will be the salad bar - everything tossed together in random fashion.
" boo hoo, what will I do?"
Live a frustration-free life....
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