* Posts by tony trolle

499 posts • joined 19 Jul 2007

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Yes, Assange, we'll still nick you for skipping bail, rules court

tony trolle

Re: Great news

https://youtu.be/04clpd7h0b0?t=48s

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Apple tells GitHub to fork off: iGiant steps outside DMCA law in quest to halt iBoot leaks

tony trolle
Facepalm

!oh dear

Heard there were copies on that 'bad sailor cove' website

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Still not on Windows 10? Fine, sighs Microsoft, here are its antivirus tools for Windows 7, 8.1

tony trolle
Megaphone

Re: MS Give Windows 7 & 8 users a Virtual Machine with their previous Windows 7 & 8 O/S in it.

well there is that VMware vConverter tool to make a .vmdk in a live system then use that in VirtualBox or VMware Workstation Player.

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Due to Oracle being Oracle, Eclipse holds poll to rename Java EE (No, it won't be Java McJava Face)

tony trolle
Happy

mmm

Hava ?

Hava = Have awful viable acronym

pronounced jah-vuh

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Secret weekend office bonk came within inch of killing sysadmin

tony trolle

Halon

As a student on work placement many many moons ago, a Halon system was being tested.

The "dry" run out tho the emergency door/hatch proved the 10 second delay in the Halcon flood was still going to be fine after some new kit was installed.

But I asked why does it smell if its a dry run.

Arr.

Was told its just the bit of gas left in the pipes venting.

But I smelt it while the 10 second alarm was going off.

Arrrrrrr.

Yes wired wrong. no delay been like that for 6 years.

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Dori-no! PepsiCo boss says biz is planning to sell lady crisps

tony trolle
Trollface

thought we had them.

think they are called pringles, hell they even did Pumpkin Pie Spice Flavor

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tony trolle

Re: <insert word>'tard

I remember yorkie bar adverts for men, and flake adverts for women

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Web searching died the day they invented SEO

tony trolle

Re: Actually, NASA has the code.

archeologists are too busy looking in the car parks for dinosaur fossils, check the news for NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center, Maryland and dinosaur fossil poop.

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NASA finds satellite, realises it has lost the software and kit that talk to it

tony trolle

what could happen lose control of a space station....

anyway dumpsters are fun

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/12/08/nasa_disk_wiping_failure/

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Thar she blows: Strava heat map shows folk on shipwreck packed with 1,500 tonnes of bombs

tony trolle
Holmes

Re: How accurate are these things?

they do, think there might of been a story on here about it on here er or was that the GPS wifi wargaming.

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Take a former NSA head hacker, a Raspberry Pi, weird Kiwi radios and what do you get?

tony trolle

tot ?

"Joyce turns out tot be one of a small band"

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Biker nerfed by robo Chevy in San Francisco now lobs sueball at GM

tony trolle
FAIL

Californians in general can't drive

On average in a 60 min freeway journey expect to see one near big miss and a couple of minor misses.

Double that for morning freeway commutes. Most drivers tend to drive as if the car or truck ends at their ears and most biker riders think their bike is as wide as their ears.

Add fact that uninsured motorists is at the minimum 10% you can see why the road to Las Vegas is busy at weekends.

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BOFH: Putting the commitment into committee

tony trolle

Why is it always a green door?

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Telecoms fail in UK takes down passport scanners in Australia

tony trolle
FAIL

Re: We had this...

We had a car take out a green junction box, still wonder about the speed needed to jump a 10 inch curb, any way it took out 4 ADSL lines and some T1's. We were down for over a day.

Anyway we had a new fibre cable run in from the other end of the road and on our first real weekend DR test found out the backup batteries needed to be replaced, but the big and do mean big generators worked every time.

The second weekend test failed as starter motor system was run off the batteries and someone left unplugged when news ones got swapped in; the second "second" test worked after a few hours, and double checked a few more times.

The third weekend test failed as no one filled up the diesel for the donkey starter motors.

The off site DR test is another story.

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Don't gripe if you hand your PC to Geek Squad and they rat you out to the Feds – judge

tony trolle

Re: Frequently overwrite free disk space to remove any fragments

" BTW I don't know of any tools to overwrite the said "free space""

Poor Ramazan never used CCleaner ? it has that option

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Uber wasn't to blame for robo-ride crash – or was it? Witness said car tried to 'beat the lights'

tony trolle

Re: Missing an item

maybe Trump supporters. lol

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BOFH: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience'

tony trolle

Re: Like!!

about 6 bucks each on ebay, looking at the uk site someone has a drive.

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Bloke whose drone was blasted out of sky by angry dad loses another court battle for compo

tony trolle

Re: Airspace, $381

its more, it went up to $446 in most areas years ago, Signs only get replaced when knocked out.

The fine is $100 really, its all the all the add-ons like "penalty assessment" and "surcharge" and the $1 hanging around, night court fee

<edit> found it

Base fine: $100

Penalty assessment: $260 (260% of base)

State criminal surcharge: $20 (20% of base)

Court security fee: $30 (flat)

conviction assessment: $35 (flat, $30/35)

Night court fee: $1 (flat)

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Uber: Please don't give our London drivers English tests. You can work out the reason why

tony trolle

Re: Please do this TfL. @MyffyW

Only person I remember using this Treacle word was Mike Reid and someone in an episode of the Sweeney.

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Super-cool sysadmin fixes PCs with gravity, or his fists

tony trolle

Re: It goes back a fair way...

Saw an ICL on site engineer hit a power supply in a ICL 2966 mainframe with hammer to get it to work. Our spare had been used up in a 2988 a few days previously

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President Donald Trump taken on by unlikely foe: Badass park rangers

tony trolle

AltNatParkSer followers

1,209,919 as of 21:17 Pacific Time

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Chevy Bolt electric car came alive, reversed into my workbench, says stunned bloke

tony trolle

Re: Odd belief

Automatics because hard to drink coffee, eat donut, steer AND change gear

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Sysadmin figures out dating agency worker lied in his profile

tony trolle
Alert

Re: Setting passwords for international users

Don't forget the Post Office Telecoms or BT calling # "gate"

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New MH370 handshake and wing debris analysis suggests rapid descent

tony trolle
Holmes

Conspiracy or Cover up

Neil Gordon said this and look "up north" thing about two months ago

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Jaguar Sportbrake: The chicken tikka masala of van-sized posh cars

tony trolle

Re: Jaguars are astonishingly awful in the snow

no just more fun.

I got some funny looks driving down from the highest inhabited place in southern California in the snow while they had snow chains coming up from the checkpoint.

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The Reg explores technology in a remote aboriginal community

tony trolle

errrrrrrrrrrrrr

" the river is actually a broad, dry, sandy river bid" bid oh bed

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South Korea data-wipe malware spread by patching system

tony trolle
Unhappy

what about the ssh keys ? lol

this crafted malware also used stored ssh keys on infected windows systems to login to AIS, HP-UX, and Solaris servers and try and wipe the MBR. If it was unable to wipe the MBR, it deleted the folders /kernel/, /usr/, /etc/, /home/.

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Experts finger disk-wiping badness used in S Korea megahack

tony trolle

key info on linux killing

http://blog.trendmicro.com/trendlabs-security-intelligence/how-deep-discovery-protected-against-the-korean-mbr-wiper/

It uses any stored root credentials to log into remote Linux servers: for AIS, HP-UX, and Solaris servers it wipes the MBR. If it is unable to wipe the MBR, it instead deletes the folders /kernel/, /usr/, /etc/, /home/.

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BOFH: My HELPDESK HELL - lies, phones lines and statistics

tony trolle
Go

we had five levels of "logged calls" back in the 90's

had call loggers take the call and type it in and give it a level of "hurt".

Very good on first level SLA's

Saved so much time for the "techs"; think 30% of calls cound be fixed faster than the time it took for the call being logged and even better if the call loggers were slow and we could get them to call back to clear.

The rest were harder

When I left that company we had a manager just to deal with SLA complainers

Two most used replies covered about a 1/3 of complainers

" We started fixing problem within 20 mins of calling logged" aka total fuck ups take longer to fix

" Your end had connection problems for us to dial in" aka you removed/diconnected/unpluged the phone line

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Linksys vuln: Cisco responds

tony trolle
FAIL

"fix" is out

not all problems fixed in new firmware.lol

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Steve Jobs' Apple yacht freed after family settles the bill

tony trolle
Happy

Build to late

Built to late for a Viking funeral

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Hackers warn: We'll hit US banks... again

tony trolle

citibank is down,

citibank is down,

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Search engines we have known ... before Google crushed them

tony trolle

Re: Trip down memory lane, yes indeed!

poor old HotBot great then when LookSmart did the results, then 1999 it fell apart that changed. For myself a friend pointed out Google, 13 years later still the one I choose

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'Build us a Death Star, President Obama' demand thousands

tony trolle

cheaper

just cover the moon its self in tinfoil to make a fake deathstar. Would also brighten up the night sky.

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House passes, Obama disses 55,000 visas for educated immigrants

tony trolle

He needed to get a "advance parole"

to travel outside the U.S.A. that's takes 2 to 3 months to work tho the system.

If you leave without an advance parole, the USCIS will consider the application "abandoned."

If you can get back in you must file a new application and supporting documents and start again.

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tony trolle

Re: Of course migrant workers don't take away american jobs in the long run.

Nicho

you're wrong "The reason these visas exist is because business is unwilling to pay what an American worker demands for that job so they sponsor a visa for someone willing to work for less in exchange for US citizenship."

All vistas have the "going rate for the job" to para-phrase, condition; so migrant workers are not paid less but sometimes more. BTW Vista's are a pathway to citizenship not a right.

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Hexing MAC address reveals Wifi passwords

tony trolle

Re: Verzion routers same

Just looked in junk box . These are Actiontecs with the default WEP key made from the last 10 characters from the Wan MAC and seem to remember WEP sends the Wan MAC in the packet headers. Must be another Verzion router that changes the last character.......

BTW a lot of RoadRunner modems (thats Time Warner) are open as default.

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tony trolle
FAIL

Verzion routers same

The westel DSL router 704wgb was the same: just change the last char for password.

15 tries max. lol.

And why not change the password.

Verzion loved to reset the box so you gave up changing it and the SSID

Twice in one day was the worst.

Twice in one week normal.

I have two in the junk box

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BOFH: The Great Patch Mismatch

tony trolle

Halon or halonite

The first place I worked at had a Halon 2402 system and at the far end of the room opposite the door was had a emergency exit trap door thing. Was told normally the red lights would flash and the fire alarm sounders would sound then 5 seconds later whoost . But they had just found out were was no 5 second delay after they had the system checked out by another vendor who serviced the rest of the building's fire systems.

Nice.

Was also told if it ever did trigger the replacement gas would be different as "this stuff decomposes when it gets hot and likely kill you".

Funny they had a smokers area 50 feet from the main building in the back next to the on-site archive tape store.....

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WAR HERO PIGEON carrying SECRET WWII CODE found in chimney

tony trolle
Happy

very sensitive.

looks like win8 serial numbers

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BOFH: Tenacious B and the Printer of Destiny

tony trolle

Drivers

Back in the mists of time I had some dot matrix printer that would error in picture mode on A4.

The trick was custom paper just a little smaller, a tip I found on a Tower BBS.

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Nobody knows what to call Microsoft's ex-Metro UI

tony trolle
Megaphone

IFKAM or

Panes

Placement active node entry system.

As we all know windows have to have panes......

It's raining and my windows are crying

You're out somewhere and I sit here dying

Only your mem'ries remain

Even windows have pains cause they cry when it rains

MARTY ROBBINS - WINDOWS HAVE PAINS LYRICS

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Hackers leak 120,000 student records in raid on world's top unis

tony trolle

Re: OK, so to make a point...

I read it. -I.T part timer for the past 12 years

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Microsoft takes on tablets with keyboard-equipped Surface

tony trolle

kobe keypunch machines

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Windows 8: We kick the tyres on Redmond's new tablet wheels

tony trolle

Re: Windows 8

"I hope Windows 9 allows for some fresh thinking here and the developers are not discouraged by the vocal conservative critics of 8.."

I think discouraged by the sales will be the point to see in a years time.

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tony trolle
FAIL

Re: Windows 8

Once it was just version 4's software being shit now its every other one..

The techies are going to VM this abortion and run something else.

I still get support emails from around the world for Win2K, Win98se,& XP, with the current Win7 calls also. Vista calls dropped like a stone after Win7 (no calls after 4 months). New software running on Win 8 ? well my buddy is developing his new version of control software running on a android phone/tablet and a custom USB dongle/interface. So Microsoft have 'sort of' got the idea but for the wrong device.

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Austrian village considers a F**king name change

tony trolle

Re: Penistone ...

no numbers used as well

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Microsoft cuts back on Windows keys after pirates grab booty

tony trolle
Happy

Re: just hobble the software?

Think your right, like with pirate XP the logo and black desktop popping up. Why not "TechNet testing" logos.

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tony trolle
FAIL

Re: Piracy solved

the mad thing is Mac users are starting to like Win 8.....

Oh dear.

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So, what IS the worst film ever made?

tony trolle

not the worst but biggest disappointment

"dune" and "The keep"

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