* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Microsoft puts profanity filter on %@!#ing Teams transcripts

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Re: Can I opt out of Fucking Teams Transcripts??

Remember, folks: it's somebody else's computer and you don't control it.

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What about "damn"?

Might cause civil engineers problems.

Quirky QWERTY killed a password in Paris

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Re: Paris...

and the Marriott threw us out, because we were on a reduced corporate rate

"How many rooms per year did you used to sell to our company before today?"

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Re: Paris...

One of my late cousins-in-law blotted his copybook with the Beeb (well before they went Arqiva & got sent to Orkney or Shetland as what he thought was intended to be a punishment posting. He quite enjoyed it.

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Re: Paris...

If the stuff was good how could the selection be poor?

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Re: All your QWERTY belong to us...

It's not really the same when it's not carved on the edge of a stone.

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Re: All your QWERTY belong to us...

Only Linear B.

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Re: All your QWERTY belong to us...

Being English I'd write it out in words as "November the first". Americans, of course, write "the fourth of July" on which topic in N Ireland "the twelfth" doesn't even need a month.

Beware of assumptions.

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Re: All your QWERTY belong to us...

It gets a bit harder when you're working with historical material and you mostly day, month, year but the occasional "14th century". ISO is probably best if you allow truncation so the 14th century can simply be "13". (This is only one of the many problems with historical dates - Julian/Gregorian, dating by reference to saints' days and regnal years are others. It pays to give close attention to otherpeople's transalation of Regnal years - off-by-one is a hazard.)

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Re: All your QWERTY belong to us...

"I fail to see why any sane person would force a us keyboard on anyone"

Not even when the anyone is a USian in the US and has only ever used US keyboards previously.

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Re: All your QWERTY belong to us...

I couldn't find Etruscan but Noto Sans has Linear A and B fonts if that helps.

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Re: Paris...

Only time I was at CDG was a flight from a working trip to Naples (equally grotty if you spend all your time in a big factory) and the flight was grounded due to storms over the UK airport. Eventually diverted to Heathrow, car parked at Gatwick (or maybe t'other way about but client who'd booked flight was in Crawley). Come to think of it, the outbound flight was delayed because of a leaking fuel filler cap. Air travel!!!

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Re: All your QWERTY belong to us...

"All servers shall have only one keyboard layout and it shall be US International"

Is this the physical keyboard or the keyboard layout setting? The real pain comes with an bootable USB drive when they differ, especially when the WiFi passphrase contains at least one of those characters that gets relocated.

What it takes to keep an enterprise 'Frankenkernel' alive

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Re: Just because it's hard doesn't mean you're in the right

The linked stream is over 8 hours. Where does the talk come in that?

Ripoff Vuitton handbag smaller than a grain of salt fetches $63,750 at auction

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This would be ideal for SWMBO. She's always complaining her bag is too heavy. Something like this would stop her putting so much stuff in it. Problem solved!

Crook who stole $23m+ in YouTube song royalties gets five years behind bars

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Re: Ill-Gotten Payoffs vs Prison Time

There's no mention in the story of any of it being clawed back or of how much was left to claw back after the obligatory "lavish lifestyle".

It's time to mark six decades of computer networking

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"modern Unix emulating teletypes"

Not very well. I can't get Konsole to punch paper tape.

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Re: Now forgotten

"No muss and no fuss"

Not once you've sorted things out with the breakout box & determined what flow control and parity are being used.

IME there's no sort of computer interconnection where muss and fuss can't be introduced given enough determination and lateral thinking.

Experts scoff at UK Lords' suggestion that AI could one day make battlefield decisions

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Wikipedia mentions avoiding collateral damage. Perhaps the experts have a point.

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Re: Mmmmm let me think...

Perception is all. I momentarily misread Eton.

Linux Mint cuts slice of 'Victoria' as 21.2 beta lands with dash of fresh Cinnamon

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Re: LMDE version soon as well

Just use straight Debian or, even better, Devuan.

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"it looks very clean and remains quite intuitive"

It looks ugly. Black icons following the trend of looking as if a cuneiform writer has attempted hieroglyphics on dark grey is not a good look.

If you were using it exclusively you'd at least get to know the icon set. The trouble is that when something built on this framework, say pdf-arranger*, is installed in another environment it can't respond to whatever icon theme (nor colour theme) is in use and the responses of the system menu button are idiosyncratic. Consequently it's not really intuitive at all.

* The only one so far I haven't been able to avoid.

Chinese balloon that US shot down was 'crammed' with American hardware

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"Initial criticisms centered on the administration's decision not to shoot the balloon down while it was over land for fear of the harm it could cause"

Perhaps it would be a good idea to take whatever of the gondola that survived the shooting down a few thousand feet above some suitable idiot's house and release it. It might help them get the message.

Google accused of ripping off advertisers with video ads no one saw. Now, the expert view

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The would-be advertisers should look on the bright side. They didn't piss off potential customers by shoving unwanted ads in their faces.

Now Apple takes a bite out of encryption-bypassing 'spy clause' in UK internet law

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Re: Protecting us from terrorists eh

"As for 'having a backdoor' in strong encryption ... will someone send these idiots on a basic university mathematics course"

No. Just ask them to commission a proof of concept. It would, of course, have to pass scrutiny by independent experts to verify that the monitoring facility couldn't possibly provide any form of point of weakness.

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Oddly enough they do tend to use the services they're attacking. They maybe don't realise they are encrypted because it's apt to leak out anyway - they leak it themselves whenever it becomes worth it to do so. E.g. handing it all over to a journalist to help them write their account of dealing with Covid.

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Re: "Strong" encryption?

"Strong encryption is any encryption where the cost in money/time/effort to crack exceeds the value of the information retrieved...."

... within the time-frame in which it will have that value.

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Re: Ofcom....and partial solutions to personal privacy.....

The (partial) solution: use peer-to-peer messaging where the ONLY messaging software is resident on user end-points.....and the encryption protocols exist ONLY on the end-points. (So no dependencies on any third-party "service".)

1. Protocols are fine but you need software to implement them. I suppose this was what you meant to say.

2. How do you get that S/W onto the endpoints?

3. How do the peers get in touch with each other?

4. Have you actually looked at Signal?

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Re: Proof of the UKs diminishing political structure ...

Boris would and will say anything that he thinks will further his own interests with whoever he's talking to. H may well believe it until he has to say the opposite to someone else in a hours - or minutes time and will be entirely unaware of having contradicted himself. One of the things which slipped out when some of his staff started describing their time working for him was that they kept trying to stop him talking to anyone, at least when they weren't there.

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Re: Proof of the UKs diminishing political structure ...

"For example, at the time of Brexit, the claim that any problems created due to the border issue in Northern Ireland could be quickly and easily fixed by the application of modern technology."

Anyone with any intelligence would have realised that three mutually incompatible requirements created a problem beyond fixing other than by entirely removing one of them which was a political impossibility given that the third requirement was the one HMG had introduced.

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Re: Proof of the UKs diminishing political structure ...

"why didn't you say anything before ?"

To which the only possible answer is "We've been saying i for years. Why didn't you listen?"

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"and rumour has it Microsoft was actively involved in the Cloud Act (although I have as yet not seen any evidence of that"

You must have missed the reporting at the time it was passed. Microsoft pushed them into it by insisting on warrant in a case where the data* was held in an Irish data centre. Logic would suggest that it would have made an even deeper cleft stick for them as it would still mean ignoring the need for an Irish warrant. Did they protest about that? No, they welcomed it.

* Existing international agreements would have enabled this if the USian PTB had been prepared to seek one in ireland.

Bosses face losing 'key' workers after forcing a return to office

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Re: Fingers crossed

It's the unrented, unoccupied ones that are the problem.

I have some personal interest in this in that I have a pension fund which includes a commercial property element. That certainly doesn't stop me believing that the established state of affairs - big cities, long commutes - is unsustainable in the long run, needs to be rethought and rebalanced, and the quicker the better.

The target as I see it should be a mixture of:

- less urban office space

- more urban residential space for those whose lifestyle it would suit

- more working at home (I distinguish that from working from home. There are many jobs, field engineer, for example, where at least some of the work is performed in locations which is neither home nor the employers' premises but this is less likely to be affected in any rebalancing.)

- more suburban offices so work in the office does not need long commutes for cases where W@H does not fit

- more use of serviced offices for those who do not have suitable working space at home

There's an urgent need for governments to catch on and change the planning rules PDQ. For instance use of "brown-field" sites is encouraged for residential use but those sites, at least those in my area, are old mill buildings which would provide for the last two of my points and there are very few of them left.

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Add to it the current trend of these agencies not releasing direct e-mail addresses and phone numbers (" just write to info@....."), and it becomes very difficult to get anything done.

Incompetent management is incompetent management will always find a way to screw up.

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Re: Unemployment in the US won't always be at near record lows

"the more difficult getting them back into the office would be"

This only matters if not getting them back into the office is a bad thing. Light of experience shows that it might not be.

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Re: Fingers crossed

"Which is propped up by the housing market to a large extent."

A problem in its own right and the product of years of cheap money due to interest rates being based on a cost of living measure that didn't take into account soaring house prices.

It's a very fragile prop.

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Re: Fingers crossed

"massive amounts of unused housing (250K homes)"

How many of those are weekend/holiday homes, unfit for occupation, waiting for the new owner/tenant to move in of bing renovated?

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Re: Why not convert to apartments

Yes, it requires work and that requires money. But eventually they'll catch on and spend the money.

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"Especially when my office has 3x30" monitors, a coffee machine and an ashtray, and you're offering me a laptop."

The laptop seems fair enough. You'll need something to drive those monitors.

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"But we benefit from being able to hire good people"

Probably the good people the return to office lot lost.

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"So if they're losing valuable employees, why the push to go back?"

This is manglement doing what manglement does.

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Re: For a contrarian take

One instance given was that supposed efficiencies were due to the fact that the WFH employees were working longer to get the work done. The true comparison should have been between the WFH extended hours vs the total employee WFO time of office hours plus commuting time.

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Re: employees were happy (31%), motivated (30%) and excited (27%) to be in the office

When you know the conclusion you want why let facts get in the way?

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One thing that gets conveniently overlooked in these discussions is the time that commuters are donating to employers without charge. My worst case used to be at best an hour & a half each way, door to door, High Wycombe to central London. 15 hours a week, equivalent to about 2 full days per week of my time life unpaid for several years.

Having spent time working without commuting staff now perceive that the cost of it, not just in fares but in time, has fallen on them but benefited their employers and that it really wasn't needed.

If, in fact, employers were to pay commuting staff for the time spent commuting then efficiency of working in the office would be seen to be much lower. The challenge for employers now is to work out how to achieve whatever benefits they see to working under one roof without excessive commuting; perhaps dispersing offices to suburban hubs.

Mummy and Daddy Musk think Elon's cage fight against Zuck is a terrible idea

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Re: You couldn't make this sort of thing up!

"short term concussion"

Why the pessimism?

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I don't think I'd want a case of musk. It would probably be both vinegary, bitter and corked. Quite undrinkable.

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I blame the parents.

Google uses India to test ‘deliver to the house near the post office’ feature

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Re: Not just India or Italy

House name carved in stone 6" high letters next to the road and drivers still used to have problems. Fair enough if they're coming down the road because it's not so easily visible then - but we've had at least one delivery to a neighbour from whose gate our house name is perfectly visible.

And the there's the TLA delivery company which give its drivers GPS coordinates but refuses to give them the correct ones even after emailing them the Google StreetView link clearly showing that stone and from which they can take the real coordinates. As far as I can make out the drivers aren't even allowed to stop the van other than the TLA's location so the those who know the house have to part there and walk up the road.

"Down hill: turn left at the T junction, past a field on the left, first house round the corner; Up hill: second house on the right past the farm" would be far better.

Network security guy in extradition tug of war between US and Russia

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Let me guess. If he gets extradited to Russia the charges there will be dropped shortly after he arrives.

Microsoft's GitHub under fire for DDoSing crucial open source project website

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The tragedy of the commons is still with us.

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