* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Largest local government body in Europe goes under amid Oracle disaster

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Re: Easy win but challenging keep.

"I think that is a little unfair. In my experience, at least 80% of listed companies seem to have crap IT strategy"

I think you're being generous with your paise by calling it s strategy, even if they do call it that themselves.

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Probably going to follow: Kirklees - Labour

That monstrosity was the product of the 1974 reform of local government. It welded together two local authorities which had no common history and named the result after a place that's actually in neighbouring Calderdale.

One of this year's gems has been to spenf goodness-knows what building out this corner to create a one-way, yes one-way, cycle lane about 10 metres long. It will probably last until the awkward turn into Acre Lane causes an accident. Or more likely well beyond the point when it causes several accidents. I suppose it contributes to some target for length of cycle lane.

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.5916726,-1.8384101,3a,75y,99.83h,91.48t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sgsGiaMKCmb2M0QWNsv9J6Q!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?hl=en&entry=ttu

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"The trouble with that, is that it is less efficient staffing wise. Hence why unitary authorities were created, so as to cut down on mismanagement of HR."

Is there any evidence that mismanagement has been cut down in HR - or anywhere else?

Microsoft tells partners unbundling Teams is a 'compromise' with the EU

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Yuan also told the conference that Zoom has spent the last few years building video collaboration, phone, team chat, whiteboard, meeting scheduling, email, and calendar functionality into its client.

Isn't this the bloke who said that despite all that staff had to be in the office?

Mozilla calls cars from 25 automakers 'data privacy nightmares on wheels'

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Re: A long time ago...

"It will continue as long as people want instant gratification and do not think about consequences"

Or until regulatory action stops it - the latter is more likely to happen, at least in jurisdictions that promote consumer protection.

The only thing launched for Amazon's Project Kuiper is a lawsuit

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Re: Random braking

Brake would be lack of whoosh.

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Well, when that "favorite supplier" is the world's leading launch provider, and demonstrably cheapest, then the situation is different.

It's different again when the favourite supplier is also the project's competitor.

Microsoft billing 3 cents a minute to revisit tedious Teams meetings via API

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Re: Where are the privacy and security guarantees with this?

"It'll be even worse when they start offering it for free if you allow them to feed the text into their Bingbot AI training."

I'd like to see the effect on one of their bots if it had to deal with a suggestion Microsoft might offer something for free.

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Also take into account that possibly several attendees all decide they want their own record.

Farewell WordPad, we hardly knew ye

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"Surely a program thats been around since the 90s can't take that much developers time to fix the odd bug or security vuln?"

But it can take a few potential sales of Office.

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I've replaced to element in a kettle several times until the body of the kettle developed a leak. Since then I've had to junk one name brand hot water jug because (notoriously) a moulded plastic component in the latch failed. An appliance designed to be thrown away - but not to be replaced like with like. The much maligned Amazon Basics replacement just keeps working.

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Oops. I think the query was addressed to my Doppelganger.

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Last 3 laptops were an ex-display for a nice price and the others from PC Specialist bought sans OS. Other then laptops - home build. One of the things I learned from my dad - don't buy what you can make.

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Re: So LibreOffice it is then.

Word had a long history of not opening documents written by later versions, no doubt a means of putting their customers on the update treadmill. Old habits die hard.

In the meantime someone who, for whatever reason, has accumulated a stack of .rtf documents, or may has some application that produces reports in .rtf form and doesn't wish to be dragged into Microsoft's online world, will be able to open them with LibreOffice.

Attackers accessed UK military data through high-security fencing firm's Windows 7 rig

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If some expensive and otherwise functional manufacturing kit specifically required W7 then that's what have to be installed. But did it really have to be exposed to the net?

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Re: "the UK's Ministry of Defence [..] does not comment on security matters"

"I also write offensive software, but that is more down to"

... using swear words as variable and function names.

Northern Irish cops release 2 men after Terrorism Act arrests linked to data breach

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"but not the one(s) responsible for making the information public."

Given that the information was released in error how do you think they'd go about proving the intent necessary to get a conviction?

IT needs more brains, so why is it being such a zombie about getting them?

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Re: Exams as a system

If exams were simply a test of recall they wouldn't be too bad. But they're also a test of being able to write legibly at speed.

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Having staggered through O level maths i always reckoned I learned O level algebra doing A level physics.

Sure, give the new kid and his MCSE power over the AS/400. What could possibly go wrong?

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There's a lot to be said for being an all-rounder. If you know you're going to administer it you pay attention to making it easy to administer. If you've developed it you know what's in the tangle of code. As a DBA I've encountered some stuff that probably looked OK in development and test but caused problems at scale and, with my programming experience, been able to go through the code and find the problem. The skill sets and experience are complementary and it's best to have at least some of each even if you want to concentrate on one or the other.

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You mean the company survived?

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True, but it's best if you can arrange to have other people make them.

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Re: Umm. Mainframe?

If the business is small enough to get by on an AS/400 VAX or whatever they'll consider that a mainframe.

The world seems so loopy. But at least someone's written a memory-safe sudo in Rust

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Re: Lameness

"Five downvotes, no counter arguments."

OK, let me give you some: you're trying too hard, being tiresome and still not explaining your own position.

Twitter says it may harvest biometric, employment data from its addicts

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Re: If you build it - and don't fuck it up - they will come!

I think the principle is "If it ain't broke it ain't making enough profit.".

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Re: xeeted

An Xcretion.

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Re: User consent....

Bravo!

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Re: Requiring IDs for everyone

"a new thing to replace Privacy Shield (forgot it's name as I'm pre-coffee)"

"Fig-leaf" is a suitable generic for all their attempts.

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Re: Requiring IDs for everyone

Obviously the mugshot would be generated by AI.

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You could have taken up their option and created a profile with their own address.

Cops drill into chat apps, sink plot to smuggle tonnes of coke into Europe

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Re: Every story like this is a godsend

The counter for this is that these are special channels wet up for criminal use. Targetting these is one thing, and a successful one, targetting those used by the bulk of the population is quite another. It overturns the presumption of innocence which is there to protect the public from wrongful attention of the state.

What happens when What3Words gets lost in translation?

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uman error is "a possibility with any type of tool."

Probabilities are more interesting than possibilities and some tools with have higher probabilities than others.

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Re: My personal experience

"The police refused to acknowledge any of this as a problem: all my complaints, to both police forces and the IOPC were brushed off."

Too easy to do when the casualty survives. A coroner's verdict citing the problem might be trickier for them. As with so many other issues nobody wants to think ahead to anticipate the occurrence of a worst case.

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"Thus the latitude and longitude of New York City Hall ... maps to clip.apples.leap"

To be confused with clip.apple.sleep, clip.apples.lip, clip apple.slip to name but a few.

I'll see your data loss and raise you a security policy violation

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Re: No local storage allowed ?

OP wrote "your desk and chair" and omitted to describe the machine similarly, i.e. "your machine".

I assume that when you go into the office your personally sit on your chair at your desk at to do work for the company. And likewise you personally use your computer to do that work for the company. The computer is no more the user's to take home but it is one being personally used by the employee. Perhaps you're too young to remember when using a computer meant accessing a shared computer with a dumb terminal and that the separate computer on the employee's desk was called a Personal Computer - I don't think I know what the P stands for, I remember it..

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Re: Outlook...

"Strata" and "Syncline" are not terms normally found in filing systems

But the old stuff can get quietly subducted into the bin.

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Re: It can get worse...

Skeuomorphism is all very well but it will only get you so far.

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Re: Do you know any storage jokes?

""A57 Snake Pass, Manchester to Sheffield""

Langsett to Ladybower with dodgy brakes.

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Re: No local storage allowed ?

"Do you take your desk and chair home with you? Why is the machine different?"

Do you see a possessive pronoun you wrote in what I quoted? Why is the machine different?

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Re: BTDT

An application that keeps WIP files in /tmp - which is what /tmp is for - should remove them on normal closure. If you close down the server peremptorily and don't let the applications close normally you should expect the stuff in /tmp to be important; the application developer might have anticipated the possibility of this happening and been able to use them for recovery. The only files that could be safely deleted are those that haven't been touched for a long time.

The basic rule is if you don't know it's safe to delete a file don't delete it.

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Re: Outlook...

"Local storage was not allowed - company policy."

Then there's no point in having a PC. A thin client would have been much better.

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Re: Outlook...

You should have reminded him that an empty desk is a sign of an empty head.

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Re: Outlook...

Oh dear. Superfluous apostrophe.

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Re: No local storage allowed ?

"You clearly don't know Windows users."

And forgot what the P in PC stands for.

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Re: To be fair...

"you should really take a look at the folder you're going to purge"

Security might have prevented that. OTOH an enquiry wouldn't have been out of place.

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Re: To be fair...

This also applies to staff.

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Re: Outlook...

Predictable that this would be the first comment. It's a consequence of (a) email clients not being designed with reasonable use cases in mind and (b) admins not keeping up with growing storage requirements which is also part of Huon's users' problem.

BOFH: What a beautiful tinfoil hat, Boss!

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Re: I am sure

Only if he lives long enough to get near the window.

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Re: Quirks for jerks

I was once interviewed by someone who had one of those strange semi-kneeling seats that are supposed to be good for the back. It set his eye level about a foot lower than normal and was on castors and he kept zipping it around the room. Very disorienting.

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Re: ECO DECT

Respiration from animals (and plants) provides plenty of CO2 for photosynthesis.

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