* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Tax working from home, says Deutsche Bank, because the economy needs that lunch money you’re not spending

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Re: Bullshit

There would be a precedent - "Windfall Tax" is the usual name for it.

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There's been a lot of talk about wouldn't it be a good idea to have challenge tests for vaccines. I'm sure they'd like volunteers, especially for the control group. After all, if, as you think, there's nothing in it you wouldn't be at risk so nothing to stop you. And if you're wrong it would be a valuable learning opportunity. Why not volunteer?

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"they have changed what they are buying"

And where, which is probably what's really pissing off DB.

Solving a big, yellow IT problem: If it's not wearing hi-vis, I don't trust it

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Re: Live that everyday

Best to ensure the paperless toilet and CYA file don't get too near each other.

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Re: Data Entry

I've never come across a typewriter that didn't get into a tangle when I was typing. I suspect the thing about touch typists is that they work at a constant pace whilst the amateur will stutter and end up with two or three type bars in flight at the same time

Now-patched Ubuntu desktop vulnerability allows privilege escalation

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Re: GUI on a server?

Using a Server must be an Arcane art of text commands secure like it was the seventies.

FTFY

Cutting the ties: European hosting provider OVHCloud to offer Google Anthos, no Google account needed

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It's taken a good while but US over-reach into European data centres of US corporations was always going to make these sort of deals essential.

Ericsson warns investors: This Biden fellow coming into the White House may look to resolve China trade dispute...

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It sounds as if Ericsson don't believe Trump's security argument about Huawei

Tim Berners-Lee asks everyone to do new biz a Solid and let him have another crack at fixing the Web's privacy

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Re: Confluence

If you've killed ISPs your router will become invisible as it's your ISP who connects you to the net. Your will not only have to keep your ISP, you'll also have to persuade them to give it a static address or add a DDNS provider to your list of dependencies.

Using the phone is an even bigger problem. You no longer have an individual identity, your phone does. Lose it or get it nicked and you can start looking for a cardboard box to live in.

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Re: Am I missing something here?

You might not stop Google or whoever slurping. But consider this scenario:

You want to open a bank account*

Your bak wants identification and things like how long have you lived at your house.

The bank is apt to go to credit reference agancies like Equifax which are great slurpers of data (leaf back through a few days of el Reg to see the report about the ICO). At present you have no option but to allow thee agencies to have records on you and to let them sell them to anyone who wants to buy.

If you've just moved to the address you might not have been there long enough to meet the bank's requirements.

Something like this could allow you to satisfy the bank's checks. You could exert your rights as a data subject (assuming you live in a jurisdiction that allows those rights) to tell the credit agencies to delete their records on you.

*Even worse, some people are now finding their bank accounts frozen because of misidentification leading to suspicions of money laundering.

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Man in the middle attack on server?

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Re: And if there is

I'd wondered about that, especially as the last two routers I've had came with a USB connector for storage. It would require the ISP to provide a fixed address or at least to maintain a DNS service for the router and that, in turn would tie the ID to the ISP.

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How is the pod protected against an attack from the server's manager? Unless it's protected a compromised server or the server's owner subject to some form of compulsion can open it up like a tin of sardines.

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Nothing unique about Australia

Expect every govt. to demand access.

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Re: So there is now a pod server for privacy

Google and al the other usual suspects.

What's that about Apple hardware? Pfft, says Intel as it intros magical self-healing PC

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Re: "Self-healing" = data slurping?

I was thinking more along the lines of opening the case and finding a miniature robotic arm with a soldering iron.

Former Microsoft tester sent down for 9 years after $10m gift card fraud

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"Microsoft did not anticipate that testers would make test purchases of digital currency"

Were they proposing to leave that bit of testing to customers?

£8bn digitisation strategy for UK's health service doesn't count as a strategy, says spending watchdog

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HMG and an implementation plan. That would be a novelty.

UK tax dept's IT savings created 'significant risk', technical debt as it faces difficult conversation with Chancellor

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"support HMRC’s digital transformation and move to lower cost"

Errr...isn't "lower cost" what got them into this situation?

The day I took down the data centre- I mean, the day I saved the day. Right, boss?

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Re: I wonder..

Recursive delete or move in the wrong place is the classic. However, as per Jake's post above most of us have managed to run them in more everyday circumstances (starting a move of root was mine). There's a good argument that you're not a real Unix admin until you've had an OOOPS!!! like that.

More subtle is installing what looks like a routine update that uses just enough extra memory to drive a system that was marginal into threshing. At least manglement finally and very, very quickly accepted what they'd been told about a memory upgrade.

Biden projected to be the next US President, Microsoft joins rest of world in telling Trump: It looks like... you're fired

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Re: FPTP must die

I lived in N Ireland for 19 years. PR was brought in in the hope that it would favour moderate, non-sectarian parties such as Alliance. AFAIK it still operates there but look at the result - a power-sharing government run by the two extremes.

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Re: FPTP must die

And how does that deal with voting for one single post such as a president or other office holder?

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Re: FPTP must die

There are some practical difficulties with PR when you're voting for a single post. Do you slice the candidates up and glue the bits together in proportion to the votes or do you operate some sort of time-sharing scheme? OK, I acknowledge the lure of the first option.

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Re: And now for this...

Such sophistication in the political parties in NI in the '70s doesn't resemble anything I remember from those days.

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"a vote should not be counted unless the voter can demonstrate a basic understanding of the issues."

Perhaps that rule should also apply to candidates for office and do so without the candidates being assisted by special advisors.

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Re: One down ...

"Nobody had really heard of Tony Blair"

You couldn't have been watching. He'd been doing his smirk-on-a stick act for yonks.

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Re: Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, & Grubb

He's also having to cope with Twitter fact-checking him.

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Re: Yay! Party time!

"Brazil ... have the results before the end of the day."

Some countries already have the results before the polls open.

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Re: Yay! Party time!

Did you actually read the article you referenced? The name "Trump" is mentioned 15 times. Now go look for yourself to see how many times "Biden" is mentioned.

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Re: Yay! Party time!

"The poor fools in the Secret Service who get assigned to protect ex-President Trump."

Isn't it one of those quirks of the US that the Secret Service is actually part of the IRS?

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Re: Not if Republicans run the senate

"I have to admit that's a conspiracy theory I've not heard before."

There's a new one every day.

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"super-corporations like Microsoft, funnily enough, are indispensable in today's coronavirus-hit, internet-reliant world."

So lets have more of them. Easily achieved by breaking up the existing ones although that would leave them being a little less super.

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Re: One down ...

"after all, he's got all the time in the world now"

Maybe even time to sort out his taxes?

You can forget your fancy ERP customisations because that's not how it works in the cloud, SAP's Oliver Betz tells users

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Experiences with two small businesses

Years ago I had a client who owned a couple of engineers supply companies. Each of the businesses had its own on premises system, fairly standard for the time: an Intel-based tower running SCO and a mass of serial connections to terminals and printers. Everything self-contained.

A few weeks ago I needed to buy something from a similar but probably smaller business. We've moved forward so there was a web-site but some of the more specialised products weren't on the site so I had to ring for what I needed. There was considerable disgruntlement at the other end of the phone His server wasn't on-prem like my old client's - probably a rented server or SaaS somewhere - and his flaky comms had just gone down so he had to ring back to get the order put through.

What advances have a couple of decades brought in terms of system availability?

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"Also, in my experience, every company thinks they are unique and that they have special requirements, but they're not."

That's your experience. Others have other experiences.

I had a client in logistics, mostly print logistics and, true enough, that cold be run on an ordinary ERP system. But they also had a few outstations doing reprographics and it turned out that actual print management had a quite different approach. They had a different package just for those. Moved to another client, also in print, and they had a separate print-industry package, basically similar in scope to the previous client but from a different vendor.

OK, so the print job management task is fairly standardised, just different to ordinary order processing/warehousing etc. but still able to be served by standard packages, just don't expect your ERP approach to work without a lot of changes.

Moral 1: there may be scope for ERP packages but their nature can vary between

But client 1 had a contract which required custom printing for which client 2 was sub-contracted. To get the required data in from the customer and then from 1 to 2 required a certain amount of customisation of the ERP system, some from the vendor, some from me. And when the data got to client 2 it was handled by entirely custom software. In fact at client 2 apart from what was, essentially front office functions handled b the bought in package all the production S/W was custom. And none of the custom production print S/W would have been in the least applicable to the ice cream factory gig...

Moral 2: production control is likely to be custom.

City folk vote to each get $100 every time cops, govt officials illegally spy on them with facial-rec AI, minimum $1,000

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Re: Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day

"Next maybe we'll see milk that tastes like milk but doesn't have so many carbohydrates"

Then we'll have the usual health freaks giving it to their babies ignoring the evolutionary reason why milk has so many calories.

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"$100 each for every violation of the ban, or $1,000, whichever one is greater, plus legal fees."

Which, of course, will be paid for out of taxes. It's what they say about mone: it's made round to go round.

The sacking bit might be more effective but not so beneficial for the lawyers.

Let's... drawer a veil over why this laser printer would decide to stop working randomly

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Re: Never under estimate the ability of a user to out stupid you

"or never watched/read crime fiction"

It seems that this is where that line of argument really falls down.

OTOH SOCO and fingerprint examiners make their livings from ne'er-do-wells who obviously haven't. One SOCO did send me in a glove-print to compare with a knitted glove. The match of knitting pattern wouldn't have been much good but, oh look, it's also included the odd fibre matching the glove.

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Re: Never under estimate the ability of a user to out stupid you

"they run the company"

BOFHs let them think that.

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Re: On the other hand ...

"I call her Lilo because she's such a good boot manager"

You should be ashamed of yourself. Have an upvote and

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Re: Similar one.

"how much cheaper it would be to just sack them if it kept happening."

The really effective cure.

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"To be fair going over which drawers you've opened today its not the first thing on anybody's diagnostics list."

Noticing proximity of switch to drawer when opened might be somewhere on anybody's joined-up thinking list.

Shopping online for Xmas? AI chatbots know whether you want to be naughty or nice

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On the whole businesses would be better off replacing AI with IA: Intelligent Anticipation

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Re: Shell Energy

https://www.ceoemail.com/ is your friend for occasions like this.

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Re: Back in the Telepone Days...

Northern Powergrid has an interesting variant. Option 2, fault reporting, asks for our post code then repeats what the recorded greeting told you, i.e. the area they serve, then tells you you don't appear to be in it and aks if you want to speak to an advisor. It understands "yes" with no trouble and puts you through to a human who then asks for your post code and has no trouble in determining that you are indeed in their area.

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""The item is marked 'out of stock'. When will it be 'in stock'?""

The standard answer to this is "We don't know".

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"I am unable to log in to my account. A help message tells me that I can correct this by logging in to my account. Could you locate the copywriter responsible for your site's UX interactions and punch him in the face for me?"

The last sentence is sufficient on its own and is universally applicable.

UK's 'minimum viable product' for Brexit transit software will not be ready until December, leaving no time for testing

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Doesn't this count as better than expected? Assuming it happens, of course.

Tech support scammer dialed random number and Australian Police’s cybercrime squad answered

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One of my prepared lines was to pretend to be "the Microsoft help line for reporting scams" and assume the scammer was a victim reporting a scam, tell him that we work very closely with the police in all jurisdictions in dealing with scammers, it would help if could tell us where he was but not to worry, we were tracing his call right now and the local police would arrive with him soon to check his PC and help detect who was scamming him.

What a pity nobody's rung for me to use it.

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Some of us are retired and devote our spare time to public service.

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