Re: Bullshit
There would be a precedent - "Windfall Tax" is the usual name for it.
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There's been a lot of talk about wouldn't it be a good idea to have challenge tests for vaccines. I'm sure they'd like volunteers, especially for the control group. After all, if, as you think, there's nothing in it you wouldn't be at risk so nothing to stop you. And if you're wrong it would be a valuable learning opportunity. Why not volunteer?
If you've killed ISPs your router will become invisible as it's your ISP who connects you to the net. Your will not only have to keep your ISP, you'll also have to persuade them to give it a static address or add a DDNS provider to your list of dependencies.
Using the phone is an even bigger problem. You no longer have an individual identity, your phone does. Lose it or get it nicked and you can start looking for a cardboard box to live in.
You might not stop Google or whoever slurping. But consider this scenario:
You want to open a bank account*
Your bak wants identification and things like how long have you lived at your house.
The bank is apt to go to credit reference agancies like Equifax which are great slurpers of data (leaf back through a few days of el Reg to see the report about the ICO). At present you have no option but to allow thee agencies to have records on you and to let them sell them to anyone who wants to buy.
If you've just moved to the address you might not have been there long enough to meet the bank's requirements.
Something like this could allow you to satisfy the bank's checks. You could exert your rights as a data subject (assuming you live in a jurisdiction that allows those rights) to tell the credit agencies to delete their records on you.
*Even worse, some people are now finding their bank accounts frozen because of misidentification leading to suspicions of money laundering.
Recursive delete or move in the wrong place is the classic. However, as per Jake's post above most of us have managed to run them in more everyday circumstances (starting a move of root was mine). There's a good argument that you're not a real Unix admin until you've had an OOOPS!!! like that.
More subtle is installing what looks like a routine update that uses just enough extra memory to drive a system that was marginal into threshing. At least manglement finally and very, very quickly accepted what they'd been told about a memory upgrade.
Years ago I had a client who owned a couple of engineers supply companies. Each of the businesses had its own on premises system, fairly standard for the time: an Intel-based tower running SCO and a mass of serial connections to terminals and printers. Everything self-contained.
A few weeks ago I needed to buy something from a similar but probably smaller business. We've moved forward so there was a web-site but some of the more specialised products weren't on the site so I had to ring for what I needed. There was considerable disgruntlement at the other end of the phone His server wasn't on-prem like my old client's - probably a rented server or SaaS somewhere - and his flaky comms had just gone down so he had to ring back to get the order put through.
What advances have a couple of decades brought in terms of system availability?
"Also, in my experience, every company thinks they are unique and that they have special requirements, but they're not."
That's your experience. Others have other experiences.
I had a client in logistics, mostly print logistics and, true enough, that cold be run on an ordinary ERP system. But they also had a few outstations doing reprographics and it turned out that actual print management had a quite different approach. They had a different package just for those. Moved to another client, also in print, and they had a separate print-industry package, basically similar in scope to the previous client but from a different vendor.
OK, so the print job management task is fairly standardised, just different to ordinary order processing/warehousing etc. but still able to be served by standard packages, just don't expect your ERP approach to work without a lot of changes.
Moral 1: there may be scope for ERP packages but their nature can vary between
But client 1 had a contract which required custom printing for which client 2 was sub-contracted. To get the required data in from the customer and then from 1 to 2 required a certain amount of customisation of the ERP system, some from the vendor, some from me. And when the data got to client 2 it was handled by entirely custom software. In fact at client 2 apart from what was, essentially front office functions handled b the bought in package all the production S/W was custom. And none of the custom production print S/W would have been in the least applicable to the ice cream factory gig...
Moral 2: production control is likely to be custom.
"or never watched/read crime fiction"
It seems that this is where that line of argument really falls down.
OTOH SOCO and fingerprint examiners make their livings from ne'er-do-wells who obviously haven't. One SOCO did send me in a glove-print to compare with a knitted glove. The match of knitting pattern wouldn't have been much good but, oh look, it's also included the odd fibre matching the glove.
Northern Powergrid has an interesting variant. Option 2, fault reporting, asks for our post code then repeats what the recorded greeting told you, i.e. the area they serve, then tells you you don't appear to be in it and aks if you want to speak to an advisor. It understands "yes" with no trouble and puts you through to a human who then asks for your post code and has no trouble in determining that you are indeed in their area.
"I am unable to log in to my account. A help message tells me that I can correct this by logging in to my account. Could you locate the copywriter responsible for your site's UX interactions and punch him in the face for me?"
The last sentence is sufficient on its own and is universally applicable.
One of my prepared lines was to pretend to be "the Microsoft help line for reporting scams" and assume the scammer was a victim reporting a scam, tell him that we work very closely with the police in all jurisdictions in dealing with scammers, it would help if could tell us where he was but not to worry, we were tracing his call right now and the local police would arrive with him soon to check his PC and help detect who was scamming him.
What a pity nobody's rung for me to use it.