* Posts by Old69

46 publicly visible posts • joined 15 Jun 2014

Fixing an upside-down USB plug: A case of supporting the insupportable

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Re: Since the story seems to have ended part way, why not finish it ourselves?

... software upgrade to make W95 support USB.

There is a path to replace TCP in the datacenter

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Re: If they are doing message passing

"Removing the need for every packet to be acknowledged by the receiver."

TCP usually acknowledges periodically rather than every packet - with a cut off time if there isn't a continuous flow of data. It is an implicit acknowledgement of any previous packet up to that one. The window mechanism allows dynamic tuning of occasions when the sender might have to pause its traffic waiting for an acknowledgement.

With TCP the Devil was always in the detail for any particular use.

Record players make comeback with Ikea, others pitching tricked-out turntables

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"[...] there's only so many ways to drag a needle over a disk. "

I bought an interesting LP record player from a charity shop - IIRC made by Sharp. The record was loaded on a tray like a CD. Apparently the needle head was not on a swivel arm - but on a linear track. The really useful bit was that it had two heads - so it would play both sides sequentially without having to pause and turn the record over.

UK suit over reselling surplus Microsoft licenses rolls on

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Re: Licence, not license

English had many spelling revisions over the centuries - often with misguided judgements. Eg "could" is apparently a corruption of "coud" by a cleric who thought it ought to be grouped with "would".

There were major attempts in the UK to standardise spelling ca. 17th century. By that time English speakers had colonised other continents and retained some previous spellings - to which they then added their own revised ones.

Engineers' Laurel and Hardy moment caused British Airways 787 to take an accidental knee

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Re: Murphy's Law revisited

with the Sod's Law rider "at the worst possible moment".

Realizing this is getting out of hand, Coq mulls new name for programming language

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"I believe international trademark lawyers have a helpful database"

"Durex" brand name.

English condom. Australian sticky tape. Israeli scouring pad.

UK Test and Trace chief Dido Harding tries to convince MPs that £14m for canned mobile app was money well spent

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Re: Classic drivel, top notch!

"Never admit defeat, never admit fault, attach yourself to the winners, pat yourself on the ass for doing so..."

I didn't think Eton had girl pupils yet?

How to avoid pesky border controls: Be a robot truck driver… or insanely rich

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Re: Ham and Cheese at Calais

"Now, what study does not reveal is how these monkeys value iPhones against Android handsets"

The study said that juvenile monkeys have no discrimination about what they steal. Their elders educate them. They learn the tourists' responses to something being stolen - and remember the graduated reward in subsequent negotiations with other tourists. That implies they would be able to distinguish the range of objects in some detail - possibly even factoring in things about a tourist's appearance?

Ad blocking made Google throw its toys out of the pram – and now even more control is being taken from us

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Re: In a past far far away - targetted ads

"[...] and the New Zealand Inland Revenue Department want to intimidate them paying back the money.

A guy from NZ became quite successful in a career elsewhere. He decided to repay his student loan - even though it wasn't required in his particular situation. Apparently it was heavy going persuading the relevant authorities to accept it outside their normal collection rules.

If you wanna make your own open-source chip, just Google it. Literally. Web giant says it'll fab them for free

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Re: I would like to see a flat architecture 32 or 64 bit design.

"Test it with a FPGA evaluation board."

What gate clocking speed is achieved by 130nm? My Xilinx FPGA designs in 1986 ran with an external 100ns clock - the FPGA logic gates clocked somewhat faster. The 1800 gates required manual routing to be able to cram my design on one.

Given the number of gates on modern Xilinx FPGA chips plus module libraries - it feels like one would handle quite complex project designs. Baking in silicon as a first evaluation seems very retro and inefficient.

Record-breaking Aussie boffins send 44.2 terabits a second screaming down 75km of fiber from single chip

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Re: Correction

"You're young, aren't you?"

Note "per session". For the young the repeat interval can apparently be very short. Not sure what is claimed as a record. IIRC The Kinsey Report did have some double-digit*** numbers per day for what was considered the male capability peak circa age 16.

***not necessarily double-finger

Eight-hour comms lags and shock discoveries: 30 years after Voyager 2 visited gas giant Neptune

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"[...] are already warming up their double entendre's..."

Cold ones - "ouch!"

It's 2019, the year Blade Runner takes place: I can has flying cars?

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Re: 2019 is also the year for the events of...

"Who down voted this and why?"

Like people who spray their tags all over public spaces - they just do it as a reflex for some insatiable inner need.

At one time down votes bothered me - wondering how something had so upset someone. Now I ignore them unless someone has posted a critique from a different standpoint.

UK taxman warned it's running out of time to deliver working customs IT system by Brexit

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"Enemies of the people like you should have their citizenship revoked and be packed off to the EUSSR to work as slaves for the Brussels eurocrates."

I was going to upvote this as a nice satire - then the awful thought struck that it sounded too like some Leavers I know.

RAF Air Command to take on UK military space ops

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Re: Sigh

"I mean, that must be the least of the ways the Yanks could stuff the things if they so chose"

Aren't some of the F-35 maintenance programmes mandated to Italy and Turkey?

Sysadmin hailed as hero for deleting data from the wrong disk drive

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Re: 512 MiB of misery

"Lesson learned: always check that the backup media is disconnected when not in use."

...and have two back up copies. The most dangerous window of opportunity for SOD's Law is when you have the back up device connected to the PC.

A friend called to say his PC wouldn't power up. I asked him to try again and tell me what was happening on the lights. What he then did was rock the PSU's mains switch several times in quick succession - from which I heard "A big blue flash!". Dead floppy, DVD, two hard disks etc. The only thing that survived was the cpu fan.

Sysadmin’s worst client was … his mother! Until his sister called for help

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Re: Don't tell my mother I work with computers...

"...she thinks I play the piano in a brothel."

Is she expecting you to be the new Brahms?

'A sledgehammer to crack a nut': Charities slam UK voter ID trials

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Re: Who might be at risk of fraud or be disenfranchised?

"However, if you go on holiday to France or Spain, for example, you have to produce ID whenever you book into any accomodation."

Apparently the same still applies in England.

"Premier Inn says CCTV footage does not support this claim. It has since explained that it is unable to offer rooms to people without proper identification checks."

A dog DNA database? You must be barking

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Re: Anti-pun police

"A pun is a rare medium well done."

You obviously have a stake in this game.

'Please store the internet on this floppy disk'

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Re: That farmer...

" I don't think they ever found all the cards."

Operators loading a high speed card reader would take a handful of cards out of the user's tray at a time. The speed of loading depended on how big a handful was taken. There was a critical thickness where the uneven pressure of fingers on one edge of the pack would suddenly squeeze the centre ones out. In a chain reaction the rest would follow - all over the floor. It was then a case of reading the numbers to get the pack back in order. Usually the number was printed on the card - but sometimes a user had hand punched one.

Worse still was when the back end of a full tray was balanced over the edge of the work surface. As the cards were removed from the front of the tray the tipping point would suddenly be reached. The whole tray would somersault to the ground - scattering its contents across the floor.

One very high speed card reader had vertical hoppers. There was a heavy block to stop the cards as they reached the output hopper. The block allowed the cards to accumulate into a vertical stack underneath it. When the reader stopped - the block was removed so that the read cards could be extracted. Forgetting to put the block in the hopper before pressing start would result in a veritable fountain of flying cards.

Voda customers given green light by Ofcom to ditch contracts

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"[...] whilst continuing to offer market leading products."

When Vodafone took over Demon they could have reinstated features like free web space, "push" email, and usenet. IIRC all they did was transfer the "free" email service to another supplier who charges for an inferior offering.

Ex-NASA bod on Gwyneth Paltrow site's 'healing' stickers: 'Wow. What a load of BS'

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Be a fucking m billionaire.

FTFY

Some modern long term medications are priced at eye-watering rates.

The drastic life-shortening ill-effects of the "Celtic" variation of the inherited Cystic Fibrosis condition can be almost eliminated by the Kalydeco "wonder drug" pills. Children waiting for lung transplants were able to run and swim within weeks of using the pills..

Unfortunately as the number of sufferers is quite small then the drug company initially sought to recoup their R&D by asking USD300,000 for a year's supply per person.

Twitter app pwned by pro-Turkey hackers: Users' accounts sling 'Nazi' slurs

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"[...] something something cardigan"

That would be the 7th Earl of Cardigan?

Loyalty card? Really? Why data-slurping store cards need a reboot

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"[...] gathering data that helps retailers build a profile then target them with offers or incentives to come back to the shop or restaurant again."

The only checkout offer vouchers that my Boots Advantage card elicited were usually for women's beauty products - says single male pensioner.

I've stopped shopping at Boots because they kept reducing their Advantage card benefits - usually announced with an Orwellian claim of "improved". Now I only shop at the local independent pharmacy - who are actually cheaper than Boots own brand items.

Royal Mail mulls drones for rural deliveries

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Re: Postman Pat

...and Snoopy?

Would YOU make 400 people homeless for an extra $16m? Decision time in Silicon Valley

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Re: I hope...

The RSPB charity was in a similar situation of wanting to sell bequeathed land for development - against the deceased's explicit wishes for it not to be developed.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/greenpolitics/planning/11655089/RSPB-ignores-widows-wishes-and-looks-to-sell-land-for-housing.html

Let me PLUG that up there, love. It’s perfectly standaAAARGH!

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Re: @Alistair Dabbs, Re Cooking.

"[...] not burnt, crunchy, [...]"

There are several dishes that require crunchy bacon - for texture contrasts as well as taste. A crumbled topping to an avocado salad; a halved avocado topping - or indeed an avocado open sandwich or a BLT. The problem is choosing a bacon that will cook to that crisp finish - without charring. Luckily our supermarket sells packets of it ready cooked - but it's not as delicious as freshly cooked.

Putting your schlong into the reel-to-reel tape machine is a bad idea

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Re: Perspective, Mr. Dabbs

"No Avengers, if memory serves."

Pinky and Perky (1957–1968) - then on ITV until 1971.

"The Avengers" started in 1960 - although it was only the second series that promoted Steed to the main character with Honor Blackman as the intelligent female lead.

There was "Captain Pugwash" from 1957 - and "The Magic Roudabout" from 1965. A reasonable attempt at "Biggles" was on ITV in 1960. "Garry Halliday" 1959.

"Fireball XL5" 1962 - "Stingray" 1964. "Torchy" 1957 plus many repeats.

The Sunday teatime serials tended to be classics that were so earnestly done as to be rather frightening for the children they were supposedly educating. I can still remember the flight of (missing) stairs illuminated by lightning in "Kidnapped" - and the earlier "Nineteen Eighty Four" mandatory hate scene still gives me the shivers.

The history of children's TV:

http://www.screenonline.org.uk/tv/id/1397497/

You make TV of the early 1960s sound like a wet Sunday afternoon of that era. :P

Paul Allen hunts down sunken Japanese WWII super-battleship

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Re: Who trained the Japanese to torpedo bomb?

"I did read somewhere that it was the RAF..."

Fairey Swordfish attack on the Italian fleet in Taranto 1940

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Taranto

El Reg Redesign - leave your comment here.

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Re: Most commented section

"I'm afraid you have lost this visitor."

Try using Shader's userContent.css detailed above - plus the additions by other people. You get a reasonably tight, uncluttered home page in a smaller font size without too much white - and the "read" articles clearly differentiated.

It's made it possible for me to resume checking for new articles several times a day.

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Hard on the eyes

Hard on the eyes - too much white, too much contrast. Too much scrolling - too much space - hard to take in the headline articles at a glance. Almost made me puke as I sat down with my dinner to catch up on the El Reg news. The site won't be my top bookmark any longer with this style.

New USB spec offers two-way power flows AND double-sided plug

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USB reverse power

When my main PC PSU was manually switched off it was noticed that it still showed signs of stand-by power. It was tracked down to an external powered USB hub that was apparently feeding 5 volts back into the PC's stand-by line via its USB port.

Applelutely fappulous: Fashionistas bow down before the JESUS PHONE

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Doesn't something stop being "cool" because too many people buy it thinking they will look "cool"? I seem to remember that Faberge undermined their Brut range of men's products by introducing the downmarket Brut 33 version. That they used Henry Cooper as its advertising face suggested a misguided attempt to give it a macho appeal.