* Posts by Jos V

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It's 2016 and idiots still use '123456' as their password

Jos V

Re: No Support Stnadard there?

Hm. Google has "about 4,690 results (0.47 seconds) " on that one. Who is t5r4e3w2q1?

Anyway, password faults sound great, but, since people now use multiple devices (smartphone, laptop, home PC, work PC/laptop), and want to access all their accounts from each, to update their facebook pages and tweets with useless information, read their emails, do some banking, this is never going to work.

I just rely on Microsoft Lync to screw up my password randomly and lock me out, so I have to reset it it so frequently I'm secure no matter how many billions of guesses a second you throw at me.

It's not just you: Massive Comcast outage blows Bay Area offline

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Re: Newz

Not only that, when you zoom in on the downdetector map on the "hotspots" the outage gets less and less dense, and when you zoom out to complete NAR, the US is a giant red blurb of outage. I guess the algorithm they use is # of reports per pixels.

Forget infrasound, now it's ultrasound that's making you ill (allegedly)

Jos V

Re: We are in Stephen King's Room 1408. Deal with it!

Destroy. Not really my workday. That part is my tranquility zone. It's more like the part that starts after getting home :-p

Eighteen year old server trumped by functional 486 fleet!

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Roo. I'm not sure if 3.1x was the same, but W95 would crash after running for 49.7 days, due to a timing algorithm problem. At the time MS release a fix, but I had to apply for it by sending a request to them. It was not send automatically as an update.

I guess they never expected anyone to run W95 for that long...

China names the date for dark side moon landing

Jos V

Had to...

I know I know. But it was in the Floyd pictured album in eclipse where the text ""There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark." came from. Shall we keep it as the FAR side of the moon then?

T-Mobile US boss John Legere calls bulls*** on video throttling claims

Jos V

Pink?

I think T-Mobile won a lawsuit over this with AIO, in favour of T-Mobile. It was decided the colour was magenta. But I don't care.

What T-Mobile does is a mix of transcoding of video format, from older standards into newer more optimised standards, as well as link bandwidth sensing. In that way a video can be streamed using the full bandwidth available without hickups in the stream, by constantly adjusting the stream bandwidth (quality, that is). Advertising you have LTE at 40Mbps, doesn't mean you actually will have that bandwidth available to you, so the quality goes down to make it fit into what you have.

If you are downloading something in the background, as well as streaming a video, one of the two will be squeezed to fit the total bandwidth as well.

Is that a good thing? Well, if you want the video in full HD, then download it (legal or illegal) and play it from local storage.

Throttling to me means that they squeeze the video to a set bandwidth, lower than the available bandwidth you have at that time. That's something easy to test for though, and any claim of them doing just that would need proof.

I'm not a T-Mobile defender, employee, stockholder, or in any way associated with them, but is there any actual proof of throttling?

Bloke sues dad who shot down his drone – and why it may decide who owns the skies

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Missed it?

There was a drone introduced at CES, capable of carrying a person. Our flying cars are coming!

http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/06/technology/ces-2016-ehang-drone/index.html

Did the Reg miss this? I think this would really keep the ball rolling on the discussion about using airspace, if it ever flies ;-)

Jos V

Re: So now flying a kite...

Out here where I reside, the major international airport has this problem all the time:

NOTAM (Notice to Airman):

007300000/1010302359

CTN ADZ DUE TO MANY KITES IN VICINITY OF AD. ALL ACFT AFTER TKOF TO

MAINTAIN RWY HEADING UNTIL PASSING

3000FT OR AS INSTRUCTED BY ATC

SFC UP TO 3000

Kites are endemic here, and the authorities won't chase them out of the skies as the narrow streets around the airport are too hard to navigate through (this is Indonesia).

I'd suspect the FAA and airport authorities in the US would hold a dim view to this kind of activity.

Lumosity forks out $2m after claiming its 'brain training' games worked

Jos V

Good man

Sure they work. Trust me. Now, if you send me $29,95 I will send you a quick study guide called "How to detect scams in 2 easy steps."

Periodic table enjoys elemental engorgement

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Re: If you played the original X-COM game

" New elements can be named after a mythological concept, a mineral, a place or country, a property or a scientist.

Pratchettium? At least he was a science-fiction-ist. And was knighted. And he lived too short.

Jos V

Re: What? New direction at The Reg?

Trollium

Mozilla looses Firefox 43, including Windows 64-bit variant

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Re: Add-on compatibility - Facebook purity

"FB purity"... Sounds like an oxymoron to me.

Not too bothered though. All FB related links are sent to 127.0.0.1 on this here laptop.

Windows XP spotted on Royal Navy's spanking new aircraft carrier

Jos V

Well...

The reg reported on this in 2009 actually:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/01/05/windows_for_warships_hits_type_23s/

From which I will now cherry-pick:

"According to the Ministry of Defence (MoD), HMS Montrose has now entered a planned docking and refit period during which BAE Systems plc will replace her original DNA(1) gear with DNA(2), said to be "based on the system being fitted to the Royal Navy's powerful new Type 45 Destroyers". This means it will be based on fairly everyday hardware running legacy Windows OSes - people who have worked on these programmes inform us that both Win2k and XP will be in use across the fleet."

And:

"In addition to the frigate and destroyer fleets, the Navy has recently announced conversion to Windows in its submarine flotilla. It is also understood that the new aircraft carriers, whenever they arrive, will also use similar commandware."

So El Reg, I guess you were right all along in 2009 ...

Jos V

Well, a bunch of moons back a friend came asking for help buying a laptop, and setting it up. This was his first -own- computer in his life.

I set him up with Ubuntu (10.04 I think it was), and installed the Win98 theme on it. For about a year he didn't know better than that he was using Windows. Never had complaints either. He was just using it to do some browsing and... well, browsing, with Firefox.

Unfortunately this ended when he wanted to play this cool game he got from someone, which was a MS game. The same "someone" was outraged that he would be running Linux, so he downgraded the OS to XP.

I never touched his laptop anymore and reassigned all help desk duties to the traitor!

So yeah, unlikely, but not inconceivable for the guy in the picture not actually running 95.

Name that HPE boozer: Last orders please

Jos V

bar?

"The Stuck Side-Bar"

Today's Special:

Large Coffee (incl. cream, sugar, whip cream and a wafer): $0,25 *

*Refill: $24,95

Typo in case-sensitive variable name cooked Google's cloud

Jos V

Be careful now... You might be in line for some flaming, unless everybody stays nice and explains that anything other than MS file system is case-sensitive, accepting that not everyone knows everything. Hey-ho. I'm not down voting you.

German ex-pat jailed for smearing own pat all over Cork apartment

Jos V

Re: The, ahem, marvellous variety of the human race

Pascal, it being Ireland, the landlord probably would have preferred whiskey, not whisky.

Weekend pedantry and all.

One-armed bandit steals four hours of engineer's busy day

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Re: Scottish vernacular

Olaf, since you asked for it: Puggy: Derived from an old word for 'monkey' and originally applied to an organ-grinder's instrument ('puggy machine'). Thence used for fruit machines but now applied to bank machines. 'Ah'd buy a round but the puggy's f***ed'

BBC encourages rebellious Welsh town to move offshore

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spacecadet, I think as a west-pondian, you would call these smoke houses, wildly available in your southern states for most of the part I think. Originally used for food preservation, but becoming more popular again.

Drones are dropping drugs into prisons and the US govt just doesn't know what to do

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No need to develop...

There are already solutions that exist, so why don't they just search around on the internet?

My submission for the RFI: Use google and maybe youtube, and you might find something.

Like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8aZ0zWX3SA

AUDS system....

Volkswagen: 800,000 of our cars may have cheated in CO2 tests

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Numbers...

Alright, doing some quick and dirty calculations here. I'm going to take a Golf Mk5 here. Weight around 1300kg, aerodynamic surface area of 0.7m2. I'll take this car from standstill to 100km/h first.

This will take E=1/2 m x v^2, or 473850J of energy. Diesel has 35.8MJ/l, so I just burned 0.013l of fuel.

Now at 100km/h, the car will need to plow through air drag (I'm taking everything else out for now). For this we use F=1/2 x Rho x A x v^2. Rho (air density) on ground level is 1.225kg/m^3, so we get to 312N of force the car needs to constantly push over 100km. Ignore the 300m I used to accelerate.

W=F x s, so the car consumes 312 x 100000, or 31200000J of energy. Which translates to 0.87l of diesel. In total, that was 0.88 liters of fuel then. Or about 115km/l (270MPG for those in the US).

That is, if your car turns all the diesel-stored energy into forward movement, which is obviously never going to happen, but the EPA might be wishing for. So the engine won't be emitting heat to any engine component, or through the exhaust, or by creating nasty stuff in inefficient chemical processes, or have tire friction, or.. or... well you can figure yourself.

Now, consider that diesel is about 86% carbon, and the C needs O2 to combust properly, for every liter of diesel, you need almost 2kg of O, to burn 0.7kg of C, so rounding it down a bit, 2.5kg of CO2 is produced. The EU limits are currently set at 130g/km. So take the 0.88l, I just burned 2.2kg of CO2 out of my exhaust. That's 2200g/100km, or 22g/km.

Still in my perfect car.

So how realistic are the regulations? And how will manufacturers meet them without cheating? I don't know...

How Microsoft will cram Windows 10 even harder down your PC's throat early next year

Jos V

Re: wsusoffline - win

Agreed. Fuck the cloud. It might be an option if you live and work in a nicely connected first-world country, but not when you live and work in a developing country, as I do now, where having no proper internet connection is kind of expected, and having one is a commodity. Maybe google's loon balloons will actually work here, but I wouldn't rely on any proper cloud services to run reliably through it. MS must think the entire world has access to decent connections.

And still. Now sitting in my MS update pending list (set not to download, nor install automatically), with some added notes from my searches:

kb2952664 Win10 nagware

KB2999226 is a nonsecurity patch for Windows 8.1 that, according to the KB article, sticks a new Universal C Runtime on Windows 8.1 machines. The new Universal C Runtime is needed when programmers use the new Windows 10 Software Development Kit to build Universal/Metro apps and you try to run them on Windows 8.1. It's a mammoth patch, first issued for both Win 7 and Win 8.1 on Sept. 15, then issued for Vista on Sept. 29. There's no indication that the patch has been modified in any other way.

KB3035583: Ed Bott posted a very thorough analysis of KB 3035583 in his ZDNet report, "Get Windows 10: Microsoft's hidden roadmap for the biggest software upgrade in history." Bott has a less-conspiratorial take on the evidence:

I have a hard time seeing this as adware. It is, instead, perfectly targeted advertising, offering a free upgrade to a product currently running on the system where the ad is being displayed. There are no hidden costs (aside from those incurred by the download itself) and the upgrade isn't going to be installed without your explicit consent. It can't, because there's at least one license agreement (and probably several) you're going to have to click through.

KB 3068708:

KB 3022345, since replaced by KB 3068708, says, "By applying this service, you can add benefits from the latest version of Windows to systems that have not yet been upgraded." That looks like a lightning bolt to any tinfoil hat. Read further, though, and Microsoft says the patch "collects diagnostics about functional issues on Windows systems that participate in the Customer Experience Improvement Program," which is a horse of a very different color.

KB 3075249, however, doesn't mention anything about CEIP. It's billed as an update that "adds telemetry points to the User Account Control (UAC) feature to collect information on elevations that come from low integrity levels

KB3080149, This package updates the Diagnostics and Telemetry tracking service to existing devices. This service provides benefits from the latest version of Windows to systems that have not yet upgraded. The update also supports applications that are subscribed to Visual Studio Application Insights.

kb3092627, update to fix an update kb3076895, fixing XML core service.

My private laptop runs Mint already (Win7 in VM). My work laptop, which unfortunately has to run applications that don't run in WINE, and a VPN, plus a couple of corporate sites that only run in IE (yeah, really), runs on Win7-pro. With Mint running in VM.

Fuck MS.

I'm kind of lucky still, with my MiFi box over LTE giving me 12Mbps peak where I roam around. Fixed internet at my workplace stops at 2Mbps if it is working at all.

We suck? No, James Dyson. It is you who suck – Bosch and Siemens

Jos V

Power rating...

I don't know exactly how all these standards are made, but what I did notice is that most vacuum cleaners Dyson produces have "maximum input power xyz W" in the technical specs, but the ProPerform one doesn't. It instead states "rated power 700W". So, in legalese, what does that mean exactly?

'Cancer-causing bacon would put a real dampner on processed pig sales'

Jos V

Re: Something is going to kill all of us

Vegetarian hamburger? Diet Coke? Organic chicken? Beef bacon? Low fat salt? Diet mayo?

Oh well. All those labels just make it easier for me to chose what not to buy.

Jos V

Re: Of course Bacon is carcinogenic!

Cameron, have an upvote from me, actually throwing that in google, and consequently slamming my head into my laptop. Long forgot about that one :-)

Jos V
Happy

hm, yeah. There would be something wrong when they consider second-hand pork-eating being worse than first-hand pork eating.

I think I have to go and start a rumour before the world goes mad, that being a nagging vegan causes one's brain to disintegrate.

Bacon as deadly as cigarettes and asbestos

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right

Wasn't it somewhere around 2009 where some medi-boffins stated "everyone dies with cancer, but not of cancer"? Maybe depressing, maybe a bit more realistic.

In any case, I'm not relying on the Daily Mail to tell me how to live my life.

Hackers hit NATO, White House – then aimed at MH17 air disaster probe

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Re: Eh. what?

Hey Keef. Let me venture an attempt at this.

There is a wild pro/anti Russian argument going on on the internet about the shapes of the puncture holes in the aircraft. The pro-Russian stance is that all the holes are cube shaped and there is no "bow-tie" shaped holes, which would indicate an older type of buk missile that Russia has long stopped using, and the Ukrainians had (but claim to have sold off to Serbia, but pro-Russian Ukrainians/Seperatists have apparently snatched a couple, another part of the pro/anti thing, so take your pick). The Russian side agrees that since no bow-tie holes are found, it must have been Ukrainian, as they have only the bow-tie version.

The anti Russian side of things, is where Russia seems to have shot themselves in the foot with the former statement.

The Dutch transportation safety report says that there were bow-tie shaped fragments (including in the captain's body), as well as the cubed and filler forms, and pictures are included in the report.

Then again, the pro-side defends this by saying the evidence was rigged, and the objects in the picture were planted by the Dutch investigators.

So there, a nice conspiracy theory, and as usual you can google your answers straight to where/who you want to point your finger at.

US nuke boffinry to be powered by Facebook-inspired Linux servers

Jos V

good, but...

Can it play tic tac toe?

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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practical joke

After resetting her screen from jokingly doing ctrl-alt- ^-key a month ago, the wife still has problems re-adjusting a bit

Slacker vendors' one-fix-a-year effort leaves 88% of Androids vulnerable

Jos V

Re: Moto G

Same here for my Moto G. Got upgraded to 5.1 (Virgin Mobile Canada).

One week ago stagefright detector (free from the app store) upgraded to add CVE-2015-3876 and 6602. It's telling me now it's vulnerable for those two.

It's BACK – Stagefright 2.0: Zillions of Android gadgets can be hijacked by MP3s, movie files

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Wealthy?

"People owning the 20 per cent of devices running Lollipop or later are probably wealthier than others, and therefore more attractive targets."

Not entirely sure how any of the miscreants would deduce I'm wealthy, just because I have a $120 MotoG, that got upgraded to 5.1 a week or so ago.

Leaving this aside, CVE-2015-3876, and CVE-2015-6602 are not checked for in the stagefright detector app (thanks for the link). Are different bug reports assigned to the new threat?

Lies from VW: 'Our staff acted criminally but board didn't know'

Jos V

Re: "We only found out about the problems in the last board meeting, shortly before the media"

Yup:

Glyme's Formula For Success: The secret of success is sincerity. Once you

can fake that, you've got it made.

Overheating iPhone 6S+ BLINDED my cam, cries flashgate fanboy

Jos V

I'm not an Apple defender, nor a basher, but Apple has stated this exact thing on their support page:

https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201678

Part of the things affected when you take it out of operating temperature range? Well, as stated on that page: "The camera flash is temporarily disabled."

I also have never been in a situation where having the availability of a flash on my phone was so critical as to complain about it publicly. You know, when you should know the operating limits of your devices when they are critical for your job.

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Jos V

Yes, we're almost ready for launch, but the marketing department is just a bit worried it will be dubbed the FondleBra by the Register and ruin our name..

BOFH: Press 1. Press 2. Press whatever you damn well LIKE

Jos V

Re: Ah, nostalgia...

sudo apt-get install bsdgames

adventure

....

Oh well. Memories..

Microsoft has developed its own Linux. Repeat. Microsoft has developed its own Linux

Jos V

ACS?

I think Amazon might have something to say about using the name ACS. "C" standing for cloud might even reinforce that opinion... No?

Windows 10 blamed (partly) for stalled PC sales recovery

Jos V

Re: El Reg agenda

Maybe a KIA... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQKjs-RXF2U

Vote now: Who can solve a problem like Ashley Madison?

Jos V

The only reason bloody AM is still in the news is because Chuck going back in time and kicking all of the admins in the face hasn't entered our timeline yet.

Apple will reveal new iPhone on Sept 9 – this is what it may look like

Jos V

Re: Some exclusive features

Arnaut, very correct. The number of Mpixels are there for one purpose, and one only. Marketing. End-off.

I still have my Canon 10D, with 6.4MP 24mm CCD, and it will beat any 12MP phone camera hands-down, using a lot of it's pixels for noise reduction (I think effectively 5.7MP are actually used for the pictures).

Having a 12MP camera, and then lossy compress the crap out of it to a 2MB or so picture and even more so to your average 200KB cat/lunch/drunken_friend facefart post content is. Just. Marketing. I think El Reg had an article about this, but I can't be bothered to search for it. Things like light wavelength, noise, and size of CCDs and stuff. Actual technical details.

Oh, wait, this is about the new iPhone. Rejoice. By the way, wasn't there a version of that thing that was not to be named "iPhone <insert number><insert optional S>", but was to be named "the New iPhone". What happened to that?

Google: Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am – stuck in the middle of EU

Jos V

Don't care about google, really, but why was I just talking about memorable films last night where I was reminiscing about reservoir dogs, and other Tarantino movies, and then have the caption picture? Next thing you know there will be a Coen brother Fargo-like picture, or a Woody Allen snap.

All of the above releasing a film soon.

Ah well, might make up for the utter crap coming from the studios this year so far (no, mission impossible 2015 is also crap, solely on account of a certain tetan worshiper starring. At least Tarantino had the other one killed off quite early in another film).

Want branchless banking? Live in the developing world? Oops

Jos V

Re: Apps not the only way

mjoyce, in the last sentence on page 2 there is link (PDF) to the original study.

Makes interesting reading, for me more so, as I live in a developing country offering me the mcoin stuff. Which I will stay away from for now..

Stop taking drug advice from Kim Kardashian on Twitter, sighs watchdog

Jos V

Re: Drugs for morning sickness...

R Callan, I think you should do a quick search for "leprosy armadillo".

Be careful when you try to shoot'em dead too.

W3C's bright idea turned your battery into a SNITCH for websites

Jos V

Oh, but there are a lot of things that w3c has implemented. Not wanting to go over them all, you can see the list here:

www.w3.org/standards/techs/js#w3c_all

Battery status is just one of them.

Boffins turned off by silicon switch to TILTING MAGNETS

Jos V

Re: It's all in the Congo??!?!!!??!?

Worstall will be delighted to tell you though, as he has stated in his articles:

Tantalum is also produced in Thailand and Malaysia as a by-product of the tin mining there.

During gravitational separation of the ores from placer deposits, not only is Cassiterite (SnO2) found, but a small percentage of tantalite also included. The slag from the tin smelters then contains economically useful amounts of tantalum, which is leached from the slag. Future sources of supply of tantalum, in order of estimated size, are being explored in Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Greenland, China, Mozambique, Canada, Australia, the United States, Finland, and Brazil.

(From wiki)

Tantalizing that.

Google says its AI will jetwash all traces of malodorous spam from your box

Jos V

Re: hmmm

Hey zen1. Statistics on what percentage of traffic is email seem hard to find, but I think where you recall your number from is that it's the rough percentage of email that is considered spam. So you I think you meant to so (or recall) 75% of all email is/was spam.

Apple wants to patent iBeacon stalking

Jos V

Re: Nokia had it first...

Yeah, Nokia Sensor (2005-ish). Also google had something like this, Dodgeball.

Climate change alarmism is a religious belief – it's official

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Joke

Poke

God is a PFY playing Simcity on his C64. Soon he'll upgrade his system and just switch us off and start playing Doom. :-p

Post-pub nosh neckfillers: Reader suggestions invited

Jos V

Re: Au contraire. mon brave, have an upvote...

While you're at it... In Tokyo we'd head for the local Ramen shop and get a huge bowl (yes, there is pork involved, so it's hardly veggy), spiced up to the brink of internal spontanious combustion, but it works.

Still one of my favourites anywhere I am...

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