* Posts by Psmo

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New lawsuit: Why do Android phones mysteriously exchange 260MB a month with Google via cellular data when they're not even in use?

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Big Brother

Re: How

That what you think...

Google's home security package flies the Nest, Chocolate Factory pledges software support – for now

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Mushroom

Re: What's going on at Google?

Or they realised that Nest customers were not going to stand for the sort of product changes that Google had previously proposed. Rather than try to find a middle road, they're going to burn some bridges and start again.

Is that Googly?

Right to repair? At least you still have the right to despair: Camera modules cannot be swapped on the iPhone 12

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Facepalm

Re: Support right-to-repair legislation

Ah that's what that was.

Getting the same issues, and the YouTube app I use is malfunctioning too.

I guess my experiment with Google-light Android is coming to an end.

Yes, we have a 5G iPhone now. But that doesn't mean 5G has arrived

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Ah yes, somebody else noticed previously average 2G, then 3G performance drop once the next generation reached market penetration.

'This was bigger than GNOME and bigger than just this case.' GNOME Foundation exec director talks patent trolls and much, much more

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Re: Irrational fear of upgrades?

I had a similar issue. After several evenings of messing about in busybox trying and failing to fix things: Boot-repair, with a redo of the EFI key sorted my troubles.

However, this incident caught me out so much because I was used to easy and painless upgrades.

I've done a dozen ubuntu upgrades, and two have not been boring.

Boeing puts Loyal Wingman robot fighter jet through its paces... on the ground

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Terminator

Re: 16 knots - are they mad?

I vant to braaaaaaaake freeeeeeeeeeee.

And your heels and your apron.

Psmo

Goose would have made it.

The hills are alive with the sound of Azure as Microsoft pledges Austrian bit barns

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Pint

Not sorry

Raindrops on rooftops that drip through my systems,

Continuous deployment has dropped all my routings

Active Direct'ry not answering pings,

These are a few of my scariest things.

Worksheets in Excel reformatting data,

Fixes o'erwritten with buggy new features,

Windows deployed in a sequence of rings,

These are a few of my scariest things.

When the boss shows,

When the phone rings,

When the user's sad,

I think of a few of my scariest things,

And I need a driiiiiiiiiink,

So bad.

When you tell Chrome to wipe private data about you, it spares two websites from the purge: Google.com, YouTube

Psmo

Re: *cough*Bollocks!*cough*

I've been on both sides of this conversation.

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Childcatcher

Re: "We asked Google for an explanation."

A rogue engineer ?

Microsoft flings the Windows Calculator source at GitHub

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Many Intel graphics setups: Ctrl+Alt+Up

UK, French, Belgian blanket spying systems ruled illegal by Europe’s top court

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Headmaster

Re: Nothing rhymed

France has been rewritten 5 times.

This version has been in place since 1958. See:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Fifth_Republic

The previous comment stands.

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Paris Hilton

Re: Nothing rhymed

Yeah but the house of Lords contains some of the best legal brains in the country.

Why did they not/ were they not allowed to do their jobs?

ICANN begs Europe: Please fill in the blanks on this half-assed GDPR-compliant Whois we came up with

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It seems there was a large provision for shovels, picks and wheelbarrows in this year's budget.

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Trollface

Re: The Gordian Knot

Not the job of the EU, nor should the EU change the system for one company that hasn't got their compliance.

ICANN has very few responsabilities, and this is transparently about some of their best buddies risking not being able to mine the data.

Do the work, or budget for the fines.

IBM manager had to make one person redundant from choice of two, still bungled it and got firm done for unfair dismissal

Psmo

Re: "involuntary separation"

"Loaded into the shit-plated Redundo-cannon" remains my favourite.

I think it came from a reg article about a previous round of IBM layoffs.

Microsoft says bug, sorry, 'a latent defect' in Safe Deployment Process system downed Azure Active Directory

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Paris Hilton

Anti-nominative determinsm

I'd be wary of anything named the Safe Deployment Process.

Google adopts ‘value-neutral’ language to make selfies less about ‘beauty’

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Windows

Re: New Filter Names

Some of us dream of looking like the back end of a bus.

Some people, grumble...

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Childcatcher

Kids are... horrible.

Shocked I tell you.

I speak as a parent who's had to reassure his offspring when him having (not even wearing) his mask was a recent cause for playground teasing.

Ring glitch results in global ding dong ditch: Doorbell bling flings out random pings but they're not the real thing

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And so the rest of us know not to bother.

Psmo

Re: I had this!

Sealed mine off with electric tape, but got condensation in it still. Wondering whether the post behind it gets water-filled.

DuckDuckGo cries fowl after being expunged from Google's Android search preferences menu for most of Europe

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Windows

Re: "The winners get the privilege of paying Google each time a user selects them from the menu."

It took them so long to get that far, I wouldn't be surprised if the guts for the fight were lacking by the time the 'solution' was proposed.

Wondering how to tell the world you've been hacked? Here's a handy guide from infosec academics

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Re: How to report a breach?

Email protections

Have proven insufficient.

Outlook not so good.

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Go

Re: How to report a breach?

Storage policy

Was found to be quite wanting

Please change your password.

.uk registry operator Nominet responds to renewed criticism – by silencing its critics

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Mushroom

OK but

There was no warning of the takedown.

If they've been clean, the data will already have been purged, and as it's a private forum the various archives may not have the details.

Remember those Salesforce layoffs after that bumper Q2? Yeah, forget that, SaaS player set to hire 12,000 staff

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Paris Hilton

Re: "CEO Marc Benioff declared that he was in hiring mode"

If he tries it in France or the UK (two jurisdictions where I know the law), if he claimed financial reasons for the firing he needs to be careful not to hire similar posts without giving the newly fired some sort of opportunity.

Das Keyboard 4C TKL: Plucky mechanical contender strikes happy medium between typing feel and clackety-clack joy

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It already is- I don't imagine they are produced separately.

They have to produce something that is free of manufacturers defects for 2 years for many markets.

Selling that second year as an extended waranty is an extra profit stream.

Amazon gets its tax excuses in early amid rising UK profits – but leaves El Reg off the press list. Can't think why

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Paris Hilton

Re: Not the fault of Amazon

Also, it's hard for a government (any government) to fund the arms race between the tax lawyers of a multibillionaire company and a bunch of civil service.

They (and we) are going to lose. The question is how much...

VMware staff in Silicon Valley can leave a pandemic, wildfire-ridden zone – if they're willing to accept less pay

Psmo

Re: Take on a Roommate or 15

That will work until you find the host has underprevisioned.

I wouldn't want to see that toilet peak load.

Ireland unfriends Facebook: Oh Zucky Boy, the pipes, the pipes are closing…from glen to US, and through the EU-side

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Terminator

Re: "Facebook has been working hard"

For Google and Facebook, they gather the data first, then discover whether it is profitable.

Autonomous robots that can be injected? Not as far off as it sounds, say boffins, thanks to new ion-powered silicon legs

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Coat

Re: Doctor! Doctor! the patient is turning a strange colour!

Just need to get these out:

Doctor, Doctor! Is it meant to do this?

No, you're holding it wrong.

Doctor, Doctor! This swelling has gotten really big and angry-looking. What should I do?

You'd better get a licence before the next Big Red audit.

Psmo

Re: Doctor! Doctor! the patient is turning a strange colour!

Doctor! Doctor! The patient is swelling up!

They should do, the price they paid for those rounded corners...

Facebook apologizes to users, businesses for Apple’s monstrous efforts to protect its customers' privacy

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Alien

Re: Bad guy vs bad guy

Agreed, but I dare say they'll still be able to identify a Hubert-shaped hole in their data.

And you're also assuming that everyone who contacts you and has your number or accesses the coroporate directory is equally protected.

Psmo

Re: The more Facebook whines

The more it sounds like music to my ears.

Sounds more like the whiny pop of a sarcasm detector giving up to me.

Adobe yanks freebie Creative Cloud offer – now universities and colleges have to put up or shut up

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Meh

Re: “Universities where Adobe is not core will get a lot more focused”

Completely in agreement, but as said elsewhere: Many people have difficulty transferring skills.

Modern tools don't assist this by streamlining the workflow.

For example I've taught amateur sound techs in a few hours using general techniques on analogue equipment that would be recognisable 40 years ago.

On a modern digital setup, all the power and flexibility is at your fingertips so we have to front-load all the necessary theory (hours in a classroom) or teach the tools.

Nominet promises .uk owners it'll listen to feedback on plan to award itself millions... as long as it agrees with it

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Thumb Up

If they follow it right through to the climb-down that would be great.

Psmo

Re: FTFY

I dare say the board and the board's various fund managers are satisfied. Who else is there?

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Mushroom

Re: Does absolute power corrupt?

Probably. That's depressing.

Eagle-on-EGLE* violence: American icon sends govt-flown drone hurtling into the waters of Lake Michigan

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Black Helicopters

Or at least a floating buoy so that the memorial is put in the right place.

We spent way too long on this Microsoft, Intel, Adobe, SAP, Red Hat Patch Tuesday article. Just click on it, pretend to read it, apply updates

Psmo

Re: Did read the article.

Your poor cat...

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Holmes

Re: The best fix for Adobe Reader

As any ful know:

People think you're daft building a castle on quicksand, so you build it anyway just to show 'em.

It sinks into the quicksand.

So you build another one.

That one burns down, falls over then sinks into the quicksand.

The third one stays up.

China now blocking ESNI-enabled TLS 1.3 connections, say Great-Firewall-watchers

Psmo

Re: 1984

Wait. We're the good guys now? Since when?

Geneticists throw hands in the air, change gene naming rules to finally stop Microsoft Excel eating their data

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Thumb Up

Re: How?

Username checks out.

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Re: I must be missing something...

Don't forget that sometimes Excel will autoflip the formatting back.

Not using Excel is safer.

Ancestry.com: Let arbitrator decide on auto-enrolling membership lawsuit

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Holmes

But... if the contract is invalid, how can a severability clause on that same contract be held as valid?

Like a clause on an unenforceable contract saying "This contract is enforceable."

Venerable text editor GNU Nano reaches version 5.0 and adds the modern frippery that is scrollbars

Psmo

Re: "Among the fields of barely"

I took it as a pun on minimalism. If that's a typo it's very fortuitous.

'I'm telling you, I haven't got an iPad!' – Sent from my iPad

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Trollface

Re: Caught...

YOU'RE VERY SORRY AND SO AM I!

Psmo

Re: Denial is the first defence.

Similarly, I always let unexpected errors bubble up these days; too many edge cases and environment issues exist for me to be confident that I've caught all possible sources.

Firefighters to UK Home Office: Yeah, maybe don't turn off emergency comms network before replacement is ready

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: "Anyone surprised at the gigantean cock-up"

No fair!

Two large flightless birds walk into a bar... The pub's owner was not emused *ba-dum tsh*

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Re: Camels vs Emu

At least you're unlikely to run over the sharks.

And if you do, you just need a bigger boat.

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