* Posts by Glenturret Single Malt

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Milk IN the teapot: Innovation or abomination?

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Re: Anyone who puts the milk in tea whilst the bag is still in the cup

I like the idea of a callus attack on a working man. Would he be a horny-handed son of the soil by any chance?

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Re: Milk IN the teapot: Innovation or abomination?

Agree completely. Mind you, stuff like Yorkshire Tea, Tetley's, Typhoo is such shite that putting milk in it is the only way to make it remeotely palatable.

Microsoft adds useful feature to PowerPoint. Seriously

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Re: "add any other overly fancy use of language and management terms at will"

I have often found members of the armed forces to be very fond of unexplained acronyms.

Question: What's missing in Microsoft's data science professional degree?

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Re: Is this..

Like product placement in television programmes.

Lindsay Lohan ‘happy’ to turn on Kettering

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Tut, tut. Women in this profession are called actors nowadays.

Amazon's AWS cash machine embiggens, breezes past $2bn-a-quarter mark

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Unoriginal

That's two headlines in the same issue with the word "embiggens".

Docker hired private detectives to pursue woman engineer's rape, death threat trolls

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My son, when a student, had to give up a catering job after just a few days for exactly that reason (about 25 years ago).

Trouble at t'spinning rust mill: Disk drive production is about to head south

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Re: t' glottal stop

au contraire to au contraire.

There are plenty of examples in the vdeo where the glottal stop is used as I recall it from my time spent living in the north of England. I would say that the occasions it is not used are when the performers are forcing the words to fit the rhythm of the music.

Obama to admit Moon landing was faked?

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Re: in his 80's, with half a lung

Even though he's a left-footer?

Pothole campaigner sprays Surrey street with phallic paintings

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Here in Perthshire, the council has responded to the pothole problem by changing the definition of a pothole from minimum 40cm diameter to minimum 60cm.

German lodges todger in 13 steel rings

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Re: Did they first try using a thread?

Reminds me of the old medical joke about the attractive young female sudent carrying out dissection of the male genitalia in anatomy class. After a while, she calls over the demonstrator saying, "I can't find the bone."

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Re: What a nob!

Knob?

David Cameron is a nob (and possibly also a knob, but that is a matter of opinion).

More and more Brits are using ad-blockers, says survey

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Re: How do people use the web without an ad blocker?

I buy the actual paper edition of the Times each Saturday. First job is to run the mechanical adblock filter by going through it, taking out all the advertising supplements and binning them, unlooked at and unloved. Then, when reading the paper itself, my heart leaps with delight when I see a full page ad, knowing that I can ignore that page completely; even more so if it is a double page spread - I can turn over to the next page without even giving it a glance. The advertisers' "expensively created content" serves a good purpose - in the recycling bin - and has had minimal influence on my purchasing intentions.

Humans – 1 Robots – 0: Mercedes deautomates production lines

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Re: I heard a rumor

Nothing so complicated. They were drinking and sleeping on night shifts when they should have been working.

Patch ASAP: Tons of Linux apps can be hijacked by evil DNS servers, man-in-the-middle miscreants

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Re: I'll bet...

If we use double negatives, "I could care less" becomes "I couldn't care more". Doesn't it?

Or we read it as "I COULD care less (but I won't)"

This is why copy'n'paste should be banned from developers' IDEs

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Re: I had a user-written script for a National Instrument's interface box...

The full abbreviation C.U. was presumably used by Glasgow accountancy companies.

BT blames 'faulty router' for mega outage. Did they try turning it off and on again?

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Re: 'Faulty Router'

@ Anthony Hegedus

That's funny.

I have a collection of BT-supplied routers going back about a dozen years to when I switched to wireless. All of them are still in perfect working order and the only lengthy hiccup I have experienced in that time (2 days out) was tracked down to a problem at the local exchange. The comment sounds like those that I see about Windows 10 - I hate BT because they are BT.

Police Scotland will have direct access to disabled parking badge database

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Re: Safeguards? Pff, what an old-fashioned notion

Exactly. The blue badge goes with the individual not the car. I sometimes feel the same way as you mention when parking my car to go and collect my son from the swimming pool etc.

It's 2016 and idiots still use '123456' as their password

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Re: Nothing wrong with insecure passwords

Horse sauasge would be even more memorable.

Bloke sues dad who shot down his drone – and why it may decide who owns the skies

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Re: More Drone Hysteria

Is gimble = gimbal?

Brit cuffed for Kyrgyz 'horse penis' sausage quip

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Re: No big deal

As a Scot, I am trying hard to decide whether that remark was meant as a joke or is simply gratuitously offensive.

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Re: No big deal

Amidst all this talk of grammar, it should be "....WHO takes offence...." not "whom".

Aroused Lycra-clad cyclist prompts Manchester cop dragnet

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I suppose

that in the right light and from a suitable angle, his bicycle pump could have looked a bit like an erection. Not sure why he would have it stuffed down his pants, though.

The Infamous Eight: 2015's memes, themes and big pieces

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Breach not breech.

No, Kim Kardashian's plump posterior's pixels did not break the App Store – just this El Reg man's mind

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Photoshop?

Windows for Warships? Not on our new aircraft carriers, says MoD

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Windows for warships?

I thought they were called portholes.

'Powerful blast' at Glasgow City Council data centre prompts IT meltdown

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Re: If the amount of kit in your data centre changes significantly

Whoops!

3x3x3 = 27 by my reckoning.

Man faces 37 years for sarcastic post insulting royal dog

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Re: Could it be...

Bit difficult to become king as the dog is female.

Windows Phone won't ever succeed, says IDC

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Re: Why do people pay these people

AC is talking about the PC World article, not the Reg article.

German ex-pat jailed for smearing own pat all over Cork apartment

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ex-pat = ex-patriot (commonly used spelling error for the following);

expat = expatriate (which is what I think is intended here).

Spanish town trumpets 'Clitoris Festival' thanks to Google snafu

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Re: Galician to Spanish?

You jist watch yer lip, Jimmy.

Windows 10 is an antique (and you might be too) says Google man

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Re: Awful

I have frequently used apps (like Kodi) on the taskbar. One click and it is open.

FATTIES have most SUCCESS with opposite SEX! Have some pies and SCORE

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Re: That is one angle

Just what I was thinking. As I read it, the people surveyed were all in a relationship at the time and no account was taken of any changes since that relationship was formed.

Google literally dangles its new dongle in front of gasping TV audiences

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Re: hmnn

"The device itself feels a bit heavier in my palm as a result, but it's still just 39.1g or 0.086 lbs. Given the superior antenna, I'm okay with that - it won't weigh down my television mount."

From a review I read online.

Robber loses heist case after 'evil twin' defence, gets 60 years

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Re: Not my idea of fun

Yet another who appears to be misled by the verb "hoist" in the phrase "hoist with one's own petard". A petard is (according to Chambers Dictionary) a case containing explosive used for example for blowing in doors.

Police Scotland fingered for breaching RIPA code 'multiple' times

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Helmets etc.

Scottish police don't wear helmets like those in the photograph. Isn't that a Gay Pride march anyway?

SAP CEO McDermott loses AN EYE, almost his life in horror plunge

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Re: One wonders ...

Most of us have an empty plastic container for water by the bedside?

Viper sinks fangs into unwary Indian farmer's todger

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Caption competition

Is that the same snake last seen reclining on the keyboard of a laptop?

Don't bother buying computers for schools, says OECD report

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Most of us may indeed use a narrow set of knowledge in our daily activities but everyone has their own different narrow set. When a teacher is confronted with, say, 30 pupils in a class, that teacher has no idea what specific knowledge each pupil is going to need in the future. Most of the pupils will have no idea what they plan to do in later life and part of the work of teachers is to present a range, some of which may attract the interest and enthusiasm of just one individual. The entire class therefore has to be taught a broad range of ideas. I am also sufficiently old-fashioned enough (and retired!) to think that the ability to learn facts is a skill that can be learned and that pupils may actually be assisted by being made to learn something that has little use in future. In my case, French vocabulary.

Ex-HP top aide in the clink for racking up $1m on company credit cards

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They've got the wrong person!

That's a man behind bars in the photograph.

So unfair! Teachers know what’s happening on students' fondleslabs

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Re: "Just a thought"

but are actually reading email

Or playing Candy Crush.

Feeling a physical present: Ten summer games and gadgets

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Re: Ten summer Games when summer's 2/3 over?

Why not look on the bright side? If it's winter where you are at present then it won't be long till summer comes.

Apple goes to crapple in stock plunge kerfaffle: $113bn wiped off in days

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Re: Apple goes to crapple in stock plunge kerfaffle: $113bn wiped off in days

The problem for a company in that situation is then to keep on producing the next new fashionable item.

Email apparently from Home Office warns of emails apparently from Home Office

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Re: Aiiee!

All India Industrial Engineering Entrance Exam, surely.

Or, onomatopoiea.

John McAfee: Ashley Madison hack may ‘destabilise society’

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Re: Hyperbole

I don't think the final syllable is pronounced -lee. It is more like -ley or -lay.

The last bit is like the Spanish word ole!

Apple Watch is such a flop it's the world's top-selling wearable

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Re: Who actually wears a watch anymore? And why?

Amorous Cowherder.

You have clearly never been in the centre of Perth (Scotland).

Lawyer brands client 'small penis asshole' before challenging him to a DUEL

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**********

Why is asshole given in full in the headline but bowdlerised to a**hole in the article?

The Great Barrier Relief – Inside London's heavy metal and concrete defence act

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Re: How does the barrier defend against heavy rains?

The last Goon Show I listened to, they were bringing water from Brazil in brown paper bags.

I'm not sure if the Thames Barrier could act as a defence against such madness.

We tried using Windows 10 for real work and ... oh, the horror

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Re: Settings, Settings Everywhere

"having some of the settings in the settings app, others in the control panel has been p*ssing me off since Windows 8."

I agree that it is an annoying feature of W10. There is no Settings app in my currently fully up to date W8.1 (apart from right click on the Windows symbol which gives shortcuts to some of the things that are in Control Panel anyway). So I don't understand how you can have been p*ssed off.

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Re: Sounds a bit rough, but that's not what bothers me.

"as in Windows 8.1 - where tiles can't be moved around by drag and drop"

???

I have just left this fascinating document for a moment to confirm that I created my own categories of tiles and moved the tiles into each one by dragging and dropping and that I can still move them around. Yes, confirmed.

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