* Posts by Glenturret Single Malt

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College PRIMOS prankster wreaks havoc with sysadmin manuals

Glenturret Single Malt

Whoops, difluoride.

Second most common spelling mistake I ever met in school chemistry (after "seperate").

The lead/led confusion (see an earlier post) I find funny.

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Tech support discovers users who buy the 'sh*ttest PCs known to Man' struggle with basics

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Re: Alternatively...

This discussion reminds me of the time when, as a final year undergraduate studying chemistry, I set out to read the venerable professor's book on Crystallography. The first paragraph consisted of a sequence of words that I could recognise as English but I had no idea what they meant collectively.

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Re: It's 2018

In older, simpler days, the one question I always used to ask when hiring a car was how to put it into reverse as that was the one thing that seemed to vary from one type to another. More recently, I discovered on a trip to Thailand to see my son that, in his car, the control stalks behind the steering wheel were the exact opposite way round from my car in UK. Much potentially dangerous confusion there until I got used to it and then again on my return home while I readjusted to "normal".

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Expired cert... Really? #O2down meltdown shows we should fear bungles and bugs more than hackers

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Re: Incompetance

You've been saying it wrong. It's incompetence.

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Townsfolk left deeply unsatisfied by Bury St Edmunds' 'twig' of a Christmas tree

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Re: Lighting

I am happy to say that in my lifetime of over 70 years, there has never been a Christmas tree in any house where I have lived. Decorations, cards etc but no tree.

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'He must be stopped': Missouri candidate's children tell voters he's basically an asshat

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Steve West post script

Did not get elected. His opponent got about twice as many votes as he did.

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Cops called after pair enter Canadian home and give it a good clean

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Re: Milk in Bags?

Many years ago, I recall laughing at the Goons plans to export water to Brazil in brown paper bags.

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SQLite creator crucified after code of conduct warns devs to love God, and not kill, commit adultery, steal, curse...

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Re: Christian Berger

As also in Cristiano Ronaldo

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Zip it! 3 more reasons to be glad you didn't jump on Windows 10 1809

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Re: Regressions

Hey. Hey with the Monkies........? Monkees..........? Monkeys !

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Haunted disk-drive? This story will give you the chills...

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Anyone who has ever taken a bottle of cold liquid out of the fridge at breakfast time will know that the condensation forms when it is brought out into the room and not overnight in the fridge.

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Microsoft points to a golden future where you can make Windows 10 your own

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Re: Connect!!!!!

I removed Mail with no problem just to see if it worked. I had to use Powershell (Run as Admin).

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Take my advice: The only safe ID is a fake ID

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Re: Terrance

My wife's stepfather's parents couldn't agree on what to call him so both registered him separately and he had two birth certificates. Consequently he was Thomas/Tom to some people and Henry to others.

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Re: Silly first name.

I have just sent an email this afternoon to my friend Stewart (in Perthshire). I must send a follow up to let him know he has a silly name.

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Rookie almost wipes customer's entire inventory – unbeknownst to sysadmin

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Re: And then billed 3 extra hours?

I know for a fact that I am not the first to put the wrong fuel in the tank soon after changing cars. On this occasion, I realised almost immediately that I was putting petrol in a diesel tank (not as bad as the other way round, thankfully). Since the tank was pretty low, I was able to fill it with about 50 litres of diesel and the subsequent receipt showed I had put in about 450 ml of petrol which turned out to to have no discernable effect on the car's performance which subsequently gave me 150,000 miles of sterling service.

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Facebook: Up to 90 million addicts' accounts slurped by hackers, no thanks to crappy code

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Re: They've had so many cockups, this is not news.

It is my understanding that hooking and handjobs are two different things. Perhaps the handjob could be seen as the free try before you buy?

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2-bit punks' weak 40-bit crypto didn't help Tesla keyless fobs one bit

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Re: Problem-solution dichotomy

"the fob was still laying on her drive"

No problem then. There would soon be lots of little foblets hatching out which would grow up into full grown replacement fobs.

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Samsung Galaxy Note 9: A steep price to pay

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Re: The one thing I wholeheartedly agree with Jobs on ...

Stylii, the plural of stylius?

I have posted before about mock-Latin plurals of words that end in -us. The generally correct way of forming the plural is to add es. Thus we get viruses, campuses, grampuses, octopuses, omnibuses (buses), calluses, cactuses (yes!) and styluses. But the plural of opus is opera.

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Google Spectre whizz kicked out of Caesars, blocked from DEF CON over hack 'attack' tweet

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Re: Hum

Who not whom.

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Re: It's to be hoped that the conference organizers vote with their dollars...

It adds a new dimension to the football report which said that Manchester City's most effective attacks came through the middle of the Arsenal defence.

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Grad sends warning to manager: Be nice to our kit and it'll be nice to you

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Re: This is normal in every human endeavor.

The golf club where I play has no external windows in the men's locker room toilet. It also has movement activated lights. So, if you come in after playing on a quiet winter afternoon when it gets dark not long after 4.00 and disappear into a toilet cubicle for too long, you can find yourself caught with your pants down plunged into almost complete blackness.

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Sysadmin sank IBM mainframe by going one VM too deep

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Re: Just to mudddy the waters a trifle ...

As all primary school children learned, three (old) pennies weigh an ounce. A pound's worth of old pennies (240) therefore weighs 80 ounces or 5 pounds (lbs). Which explains why in my first week of Christmas post work in 1963, two of us were sent to collect a basket containing £10 in old pennies.

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Boss helped sysadmin take down horrible client with swift kick to the nether regions

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See:

http://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/sndns2008

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No, seriously, why are you holding your phone like that?

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What happens when (as often occurs), the people involved in the call make a series of short comments in reply to each other. I would guess that the phone slips out of your hand and down the toilet.

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Sysadmin cracked military PC’s security by reading the manual

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Re: Only cracking I have done is

Making holes in castle walls is also the place where that much misused or misunderstood word, a petard, would be used appropriately.

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Foolish foodies duped into thinking Greggs salads are posh nosh

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Re: Re:beans that are not suitably roasted.

Years ago, when living in Malaysia, my wife occasionally bought fresh coffee beans and roasted them herself. The smell of roasting coffee was fine in the later stages of the process but, during the initial stages of heating, a lot of very unpleasant smelling substances were released. Fortunately, as is common in the tropics, much cooking could be done outside.

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Want to know what an organisation is really like? Visit the restroom

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Re: We need some ...

The squatting position is adopted by those who normally use squatting (rather than sitting) toilets. I ubderstand it is a much more efficient way of defecating. I have gone to sitting toilets in Thailand and other Asian countries and found foot marks on the seat.

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Re: We need some ...

Unless it has been through you first?

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Huawei Honor 10: At £399, plenty of bang for buck – it's a pity about the snaps

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Re: What did the Roman's ever do for us?

The Roman's. That's Chelsea FC isn't it?

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It's World (Terrible) Password (Advice) Day!

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Re: I might be wrong, because I don't know

You can also rotate the words one letter at a time to give variants:

BatteryCorrectHorseStaple

eBatteryCorrectHorseStapl

leBatteryCorrectHorseStap

etc.

The capitals may or may not indicate the start of words if you don't know how long the words are.

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No top-ups, please, I'm a millennial: Lightweight yoof shunning booze like never before

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Re: I don't 'Binge ' drink.

"I'm a cereal drinker.."

In Marks and Spencer this morning, I saw bottles labelled "Oat Drtink". Looks like just the thing for you.

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'Your computer has a virus' cold call con artists on the rise – Microsoft

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Re: Is you fridge running, Are there any walls in the house at all

I have had exactly the same argument with a representative of a large investment company with whom I have an account after he called me and then wanted me to establish my identity. Neither of us could prove convincingly who we were without revealing important details. In the end, we agreed that he would send me a letter which did indeed arrive.

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Autonomous vehicle claims are just a load of hot air… and here's why

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Re: Autopilot fun

Impedimenta means luggage or baggage (originally military). You may have intended to say impediments?

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User fired IT support company for a 'typo' that was actually a real word

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Re: Validation Vs verification

My PhD thesis contained many mentions of cobalt carbonyl, Co2(CO)8 (don't know how to do subscripts here) and numerous others with combinations of capital C + lower case o and Capital C + capital O. In those far-off days, one hired a typist to do a professional job. Lots of fun was had proofreading the first draft of the typed version.

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There are 10 types of people in the world, but there is only one Melvyn

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Re: If you press litmus paper to Jim Al-Khalili, does it go blue?

Only if the limus paper is damp (and not blue already).

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It's Pi day: Care to stuff a brand new Raspberry one in your wallet?

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Re: Dates

Re "meet up": see the article by Oliver Kamm (The Pedant) in the Times of last Saturday (10th March).

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Microsoft says 'majority' of Windows 10 use will be 'streamlined S mode'

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Re: Mess

Does anyone have a dual band wifi adapter that works with Mint on the 5GHz band?

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Britain ignores booze guidelines – heads for the pub

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Re: I stopped listening...

In which case (presumably too hard to work out), why was the drink advice not given originally in terms of pints per (say) 20 kg of body weight?

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Mobile World Congress: 5 buzzwords, an homage to Windows XP and a smartphone snorefest

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Hooray, the title has homage spelled correctly (one m). Boo, the use of "an homage" signifies that the author has the pretentious pronuciation "omage" or, even worse, "ommaj" in mind.

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Apple's top-secret iBoot firmware source code spills onto GitHub for some insane reason

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Re: "the right to prevent your access to the store"

Apple may be using some kind of restrictive practice but it is not "monopolizing" because you have the option of using other operating systems.

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As Facebook pushes yet more fake articles, one news editor tells Mark to get a grip – or Zuck off

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Re: WTF?

And your pet dog, the Slush Puppy.

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Shopper f-bombed PC shop staff, so they mocked her with too-polite tech tutorial

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Not just mail order. I once bought a white shirt in M&S to wear with my dinner suit. When I unwrapped it at home, it was stinking of cigarette smoke.

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Dodgy parking firms to be denied access to Brit driver database

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Re: Petty Speeding

Ah, the Illiterate Apostrophe. Do you mean cameras as the plural of camera?

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F-35 'incomparable' to Harrier jump jet, top test pilot tells El Reg

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I thought the headline meant that the newer aircraft was vastly inferior to the older one.

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Destroying the city to save the robocar

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Re: No problem

... put big fences down both sides so pedestrians can't get anywhere near them...

Just like the railways and look how successful they have been (e.g. Calais e.g. schoolchildren killed or injured).

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Amount of pixels needed to make VR less crap may set your PC on fire

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Re: Fovea or FauxVR..?

Any big change in the type of vehicle requires care initially. I used to find problems with the relative responsiveness of my car immediately after driving a fully loaded minibus for a couple of hours. I am sure that the same applies to drivers of all heavy commercial vehicles.

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Sky customer dinged for livestreaming pay-per-view boxing to Facebook

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Re: THAT Price for one View?

I agree that train station jars but we use bus station and underground/metro/subway station, so why not be consistent?

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'Twas the night before Y2K and a grinch stole the IT department's overtime payout

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Re: Back when I was stuck in the 9-5 rut ...

In our local paper a couple of months ago, there was an article about a man trying to get rid of Japanese knotwood. This was referred to in the paper as a perineal problem.

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Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the data centre temp's delightful

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Re: @Alan Brown

"kg.m2.s-2"

No full stops after SI units.

I've just noticed that copying and pasting lost the superscripts in the original but not when I paste it into Word or similar.

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'I knew the company was doomed after managers brawled in a biker bar'

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I would agree with the inadvisability of wearing gloves. The thing you had to look out for then was to make sure that any spilled liquid nitrogen did not come into contact with a ring on your finger or under a metal watch strap. Very painful but thankfully not too long lasting.

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Voyager 1 fires thrusters last used in 1980 – and they worked!

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Stuart21551

I'm still trying to decide if "deja vous" is deliberate or not.

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