* Posts by dcolpitts

3 posts • joined 5 Apr 2014

A few reasons why cops haven't immediately shot down London Gatwick airport drone menace

dcolpitts

Fly a Herc over them and drop a heavy net

Fly a C130 Hercules over them and drop a net on them off the back ramp. Even if the operator deliberately flies into the Herc, it's most likely not going to take down the Herc (it may destroy a prop / engine though), and even then the problem is solved because the drone will be destroyed when it hits the Herc.

IBM memo to staff: Our CEO Ginni is visiting so please 'act normally!'

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HPE's CEO Antonio Neri doesn't appear to issues like this...

Really? If that is the case, last week at HPE Discover, I think we violated a whole bunch of IBM CEO interaction rules when Antonio Neri was around. Good thing he has no rules about taking selfies with partners, staff, and even cardboard cutouts of he staff that couldn't be in attendance...

https://twitter.com/HPE_Discover/status/1009913883631419392

https://twitter.com/DeanColpitts/status/1009918651061768192

You'd think a CEO would want to hear from their staff to determine just how well things are going, instead of be insulated from them by a bunch of kissasses and brownnosers. No wonder IBM people are so miserable...

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Helpdesk/Service Desk Recommendations

dcolpitts

We use ManageEngine's Support Center Plus - it does pretty much everything you are asking for. It is licensed by the number of help desk accounts you create.

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