* Posts by Nev

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Air steward resigns via emergency chute

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Fair Play To Him!

People who get up after being asked to stay seated are self important morons.

Hope the arse who dropped his case on him was severely inconvenienced by the ensuing delay.

iPads for hospitals: is this a good idea?

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Gadget Madness

Health Authorities love spunking tax cash on useless overpriced gadgets.

Just look at those special, over priced "Clean Me!" keyboard that were installed in some UK trusts.

They now get cleaned as regularly as a normal keyboards would (never) but with a nice LED to say it's not been cleaned.

How much were they each...?

Kerching!!!

Steve Jobs unveils iPhone 4

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As with all iPhones...

... too damn big and clumsy to be a good mobile phone.

But as an iPad Nano/Mini iPod Touch replacement: It might just work!!!

Queuing for an iPad? Why?

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So then Apple should market the iPad as...

... "the gadget for people who get bored in Vegas!" ?

The commercial cuckoo hiding in the BBC's global mission

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I'd pay up too...

I have to pay the French equivalent of the licence fee but never watch French TV.*

But I would also be quite prepared to pay the full UK licence fee if it gave me access to iPlayer etc.

from anywhere in the world. (I already watch/listen to the BBC for free. Thanks.)

*Even though you can now watch some French channels in VO English via the multi-language audio support on the TNT digital channels for certain (mostly American) programmes.

iPad to become inflight fatcat fun-slab

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Too heavy

Who wants to hold that up a heavy version iPod Touch for a couple of hours when you can have an entertainment screen that is it built into a seatback or onto armrest pull-out arm?

Tories ask: Why BBC3, BBC4?

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Radio4....

...exists to give politicians a good kicking some mornings on the Today programme.

BAE cops to arms-deal violation, pays $400m US fine

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WTF?

What are you suggesting, the larger the number of employees the more/worse criminal activities that a company should be allowed to get away with?

Police arrest MD of dowsing-rod 'bomb detector' firm

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Magnets

Did the same Iraqis also buy some magnets off eBay to improve the fuel efficiency of their cars?

Maybe that's what made the dowsers twitch?

All the posters who think dowsing might in anyway work:

Try using them for mine detection.

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Taser offers obsessive parents total mobe intrusion package

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FAIL

What, no built-in remote Tase facility?

Complete Fail.

Magic Mice cast energy-sapping spell

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They need ...

...Sanyo Eneloop batteries.

Cisco, IBM tackle home video conferencing

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They really haven't sussed...

...no one is remotely interested in videophone calls, have they?

Did they not learn this lesson from 3G?

GSMA recruits a bit of Fry and Duran Duran

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Joke

80's mobiles

When you look at the hulking size of the offerings from handset manufacturers (and Apple) then you know history really is repeating itself....

US warships to get plane-snatching robot arms?

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Payments?

So can we expect BAe to demand royalties on this one then......

ID card minister forgets ID card

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FAIL

Good thing she doesn't live in France

She could have opened herslf up to arrest.

Major helicopter reorganisation for RAF and Navy

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Stop

All looked okay...

...up until that PFI bit at the end.

Pig plague alert: Our safe sex guide

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Go

Pure Genius.

That is all.

Steel-woven wallet pledges to keep RFID credit cards safe

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WTF?

Don't get it.

Can someone explain the point of contactless credit/debit cards?

What has been gained by "removing" a layer of security?

Are they being introduced anywhere other than the UK?

'We must all stop washing to save the planet'

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Smoking Ban

I'm surprised no one has shouted about the eco benefits of the smoking ban(s)!

Everyone not having to wash every single item of clothing after a night out must have vastly reduced to amount of washing people do.

NHS IT spree faces cutbacks

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Nope.

I just choose to live, work and pay (high) taxes in a country where you actually get public services and public IT systems that work.

Stop moaning, look at the other choices available and move, is my advice.

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Well, well...

...looks like this will turn out to be a bigger and more disgusting waste of money than the Wessex affair.

Who'da thunk it!?

Glad I no longer pay tax in the UK.

The return of the Psion-sized PC

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I mourn the '5...

...but unless this thing can last >2 days without recharging and costs <£200 it will never take off.

MPs to go clubbing in cocaine inquiry

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IIf they want to find out about cocaine abuse...

... why not go and hang out with a few tabloid "journalists"?

They have a reputatuion for being voracious coke-hounds, no?

Catholics slam PETA nude adopt-a-mutt poster

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PETA...

Those wacky, anti-pet owning, terrorist-supporting, mass-killers-of-animals are at it again.

http://www.petakillsanimals.com/

Freeview HD - your questions answered

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FAIL

How the mighty have fallen(behind).

There was a time when the UK excelled at this stuff.

Here in France I recently bought a Philips TNT/HD TV and can now watch French channels in HD with an English soundtrack , when available.

If the French have pulled their fingers out for most terrestrial channels, why can't the UK?

IDC Ecco Personal

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No Bluetooth?

Shame. It would have been ideal as an external GPS receiver with its additional standalone functionality.

Sky talks up subscription 3D merits

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FAIL

3D TV

Every 15 years-or-so we see film studios and broadcasters trying to resuscitate this "technology" from the late 1800s.

3D technology without the need for stupid glasses exists.

If they aren't using that, I'm not interested.

That goes double if Sky/NewsCorp are involved.

Judge Dredd 'Black Box' recorder/spy kit for guns unveiled

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Never mind Judge Dredd...

... sounds more like Rogue Trooper.

Spain cuts off 3m pre-pay mobiles

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Nothing to do with 9/11

In most European countrys, having to register your identity(card) to get a mobile phone of any description has been the case for at least the last 10 years.

Mass cut-offs occured in France ~10 years ago when the law came in.

French cheer on €11.6m heist security guard

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Unhappy

They've already found/recovered...

... 9 million of it.

Fat Reg slims down for spanking new mobile phone version

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WTF?

Why do iPhonists...

...keep asking for cut down iPhone versions of sites when they have good access to full sites via the gesture version of Safari?

(Same goes for any other device using Opera Mini.)

BT Tower restaurant reborn for Olympics

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Alert

The IRA may no longer be a threat...

... but what about Kitten Kong?!

The North Face trips over The South Butt

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Coat

The big question is...

... when are Columbia (The outdoor garment people) and Sun Microsystems going to have-at-it?

Their logos are almost identical.

Obviously the "coat" icon was required.

Samsung GT-B2100 Solid Extreme rugged phone

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FAIL

ip57?

If your going to shell-out for a functionally cut down handset, surely it has to be rated to at least ip65?

Warning: Showers can seriously damage your health

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More showers, not less

Doesn't this study show that people should be taking more showers?

That way there's less possibility of bacterial build-up.

It's only the mingers who don't shower every day who are at risk.

When ISPs hijack your rights to NXDOMAIN

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FAIL

Already here in France

Very annoying when you mistype something, get redirected to another

(ISP hosted) page and you can't just quickly correct your mistake in the address

bar as it now contains the diverted URL.

Arses.

Tokyo battles monstrous murder of crows

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Stone them!

Damien: Omen II That's all I'm saying.

Barclays online banking borked

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Still better than their Barclaycard service in France...

They just cancelled all tge cards and pulled out leaving

all their customers in the lurch.

French workers threaten to blow up factory

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Sour Grapes

Most of the above comments seem to be a bit sour grapes as the French workers still have rights, legal protection and actual industries to work in whilst the UK employees* just get fucked at every turn.

*I'd say workers, but with hardly any industry in the UK most people are just "employees", aren't they?

'Get cameraphones out of nurseries' plea

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Already "banned" in some industries

I know plenty of places that restrict access to R&D sites of cameras, phones with cameras and even laptops with webcam. All have to be left at security/reception when going on site.

No law changes required.

Companies take IP protection very seriosly.

Infact we just had to re-order a liad of laptops and specifucally ask tgat the supplier remove the webcams.

I don't know why someone doesn't make a killing on tamperproof security stickers that could be applied on entry and checked when you leave.

PETA pronounces on Obama fly-swat

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PETA: Animal Killers & Terrorist Supporting Scum.

'PETA's Alisa Mullins simply says of El Prez: "He isn't the Buddha, he's a human being, and human beings have a long way to go before they think before they act."'

Really? So enlightened human being shouldn't swat flies, kill mosquitoes or any other parasite bearing insect?

Why does El Reg give voice to these arses?

I'm wondering what animal derived products this pampered western-world living spokesdroid uses?

After all they have a VP who is against using animals for medical science, but is unworried about using the resulting medical breakthroughs. Hypocrites.

Job cuts start to bite at Barclays

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Barclaycard

Bloody Barclaycard pulled the plug on operations in France and cancelled all their customers' cards!

Thanks a bunch Barclays.

Mines the one without the Barclaycard in the pocket anymore.

Ron Howard accuses Pope of scuppering Dan Brown movie

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Black Helicopters

[cough]scientologist [cough]

He doesn't have a leg to stand on!

(PS Well said, Ian Chard)

Canon PowerShot SX200 IS compact camera

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Thumbs up rom me

Just grabbed one of these.

It is a great little camera with a rich feature set.

The 2 drawbacks as pointed out by the review and others are the stupid flash that pops up all the time (firmware fix please, Canon?) and the use of a Li-Ion battery.

Although not using AAs does mean that the flash recycle time and battery life time especially when using the flash are significantly better than my A720 IS.

It is more solid and more pocketable than the A720.

Obama science chief: Geo-engineer to save Gaia!

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Yawn

This was on Tomorrow's World about 20 years ago.

I seem to remember they reported that it'd result in pink skies.

PETA pitches for Pet Shop Animal Shelter Boys

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The Irony

As PETA exterminates a bigger percentage of animals they "rescue" than any other animal welfare org., maybe they should look at sorting that out before wasting their time on nonsense like this.

Oh, and they support terrorists, so **** them anyway.

If PETA rescued a penguin, chances are they'd kill it.

BBC Trust moots new licence laws to cope with net

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Sales Tax on Displays

Anything bigger than 17" Add a BBC levy. Sorted.

Here in France it's automatically added to your council tax.

And the TV & Radio programmes SUCK.

Grey squirrels invade Nutt house

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IT Angle

As anyone who has to deal with them knows....

... they are just rats with bushy tails and good PR.

National Semiconductor goes green(er)

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Scam?

There are a lot of "financial" companies flogging P-V investment opportunities in France at the moment due to EDF being forced by gouv.fr to buy 15%(?) of their electricity from renewables.

Not only does this seem pretty dumb in a country where 85% of generating capacity is nuclear and a further 10% hydo, but the figures being bandied about as to the annual generating capacity of a fixed sourth facing panel inclined at ~25 deg are frankly absurd.

Air France trials biometric boarding cards

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So, just a replacement for boarding cards then.

Wow, how very 21st Century.

Yes that's mine, I took it off whilst standing in line at security instead of waiting till I'm at the metal detector so that I can make everyone wait a few minutes more whilst I struggle to take it off.

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