* Posts by Cthugha

29 posts • joined 2 Apr 2014

Cold space gas? Sure, supermassive black holes can eat that. Nom, nom, nom

Cthugha

ummmm

something you cant see eats something you cant see......no news day?

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Large Hadron Collider gets 4,500 more data-crunching GPUs

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GTA IV

I still bet GTA IV will refuse to go faster than 30fps.

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NetApp needs more than SolidFire: Slip Simplivity into your Xmas stocking

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Death throws of a once good company......

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MapR floats Streams for integrated big-data stack

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so you know things and comment without people knowing who you are...nice. ex-employee, works for competitor, spouts crap = you = Hari

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Cthugha

there are a bunch of Anonymous Coward posting crap they don't actually know.

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Cloud will kill tech sales jobs

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Change jobs and sell the cloud, lol

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Informatica goes private – with Microsoft and Salesforce each taking a share

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Nice move, build a better company not driven by the blood sucking quarterly stock market.

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GIGANTIC galaxy-chomping black hole rips boffins a new one

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they haven't got a clue and are making it up as they go along....

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Bringing Hadoop in from the cold: MapR is throwing adoption barriers on the fire

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Hadoopery

Today i will be mostly doing Hadoopery

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BLOOD STAR of the NEANDERTHALS passed close to our Sun

Cthugha

Tower, this is Scholz's Star requesting a flyby.

Negative, Scholz's Star, the pattern is full.

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Inspired by Linux, Pivotal to open-source bulk of big data suite

Cthugha

Bye Bye pivotal

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What on Earth has EMC done to VCE?

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Will it include a flux capacitor?

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Wheeee! BT preps for FIVE HUNDRED MEGABIT broadband trial

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From Japan Wednesday Apr 17 2013

While we all lust over 1 Gbps connections most of us can't get, Sony-run Japanese ISP So-net Entertainment this week pushed the residential needle to 2 Gbps in Japan. The speedy service is named "Nuro," and will cost 4,980 yen ($51) per month, providing Japanese customers with 2 Gbps downstream and 1 Gbps upstream. The service requires users sign a two-year contract and pay a 52,500 yen ($539) installation fee -- which the company says they're waiving if users order the service online. The Nuro service is being offered primarily to smaller apartment complexes in Chiba, Gunma, Ibaraki, Tochigi, Tokyo, Kanagawa and Saitama.

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Yahoo!-backed Hadoop biz Hortonworks flings itself at the stock market

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"Speaking as a platform-agnostic SI employee partnered with all 3, Hortonworks and MapR are minnows*. MapR get by cannibalising parts of the storage market (rather than the EDW market) and Hortonworks get by through cross-selling on the back of MS and small-scale deals. Neither of those strategies are sustainable and neither of those companies have a clear value-add differentiator, and it shows in their marketing materials; thinly veiled attacks on competitors, outdated technology comparisons, and dodgy-as-sin benchmarks."

*cough* total crap *cough*

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Hey, Joe. Give EMC the gun and SHOOT IT DOWN - before someone else messes 'round town

Cthugha

Deja Moo:

The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before

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Are there sounds on Mars? NASA launches audio athenaeum

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all of them sound better

than JessieJ

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Violin: Don't weep for Tier 1 storage... it'll soon be flashtastic

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A bit of flash nonsense

always brightens up a monday......

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NASA: Mars satellites menaced by speeding SPACE ALIEN

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funny

Spat my coffee out "1.7715 per cent of the maximum velocity of a sheep in a vacuum!"

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Antarctic ice at all time high: We have more to learn, says boffin

Cthugha

All the ice

has headed south for a holiday, it will be back soon...

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Bring your spade: The BIG DATA Gold Rush has begun

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claim-jumpers

prospecting fools chasing the Mother Lode of nuggets in the tailings of Oracle........

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X-Men boffins demo nanomagnets to replace transistors

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Bring back Valves!!!!!!

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Federation fracture: EMC's post-Tucci future is either SALE or SPLIT

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EMC this , EMC that.....who gives a crap

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HOT WET ALIEN world discovered in constellation Cygnus

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wow...some world we'll never see has something something something.......ZZZZZzzzzzz.........Wake me when the aliens land.......hold on i remember the TV telling me last night that Ancient Aliens caused everything..............

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EMC, HP blockbuster 'merger' shocker comes a cropper

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my flabber is totally gasted........

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NetApp's running with the big dogs: All-flash FlashRay hits the street

Cthugha

Standby for Action!

We are about to launch FlashRay..

Sry, could help that crap StingRay link. :-)

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Death of a Salesman: Enough with the marketing already

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I can count on one hand the number of good Sales/SE i've encountered in 20 years, most only give a crap about the commission cheque, then it's support's issue to pick up the pieces. The few good ones get overworked and die. Save the sales Droid/SE, they are an endangered breed.....

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EMC intros data protection-as-a-service: You shall D-PAAS

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Marketing as a Service otherwise known as a no news day.

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Tintri: We have ZERO interest in adding compute to storage

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VVOL's to the rescue

Roadmap to fix all, yeah for roadmaps......

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