* Posts by MisterHappy

28 posts • joined 14 Mar 2014

Um, excuse me. Do you have clearance to patch that MRI scanner?

MisterHappy

Shift left....

Shhhh... We might be able to tell people that the waiting lists and delays in treatment are because we are waiting for a vendor patch.

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'No, we are not rewriting Office in JavaScript' and other Microsoft tales

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Re: A rewrite is long overdue...

A scan and an email is not acceptable in all jurisdictions because it is "possible" to intercept that email, make changes to the scanned image and send it onwards to the original destination. In contrast, a fax sends the image line by line over a phone line & short of redirecting the call is much more difficult to intercept, alter & send onwards.

Legally, sending a scanned document via an email to fax product is fine, the scanned image still being transmitted as a fax.

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5 reasons why America's Ctrl-Z on net neutrality rules is a GOOD thing

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I have to wonder

I have wondered a few times about this & maybe you can help. Is there such a thing as a pro gun anti vaxxer? Are the NRA studies proof of herd immunity?

A) Gun carrying citizen = Vaccinated person

B) Criminal = Un-Vaccinated person

C) Poor little Timmy can be either immuno compromised or a victim.

More of A reduces B and protects C.

Or is it only the NRA that knows the true facts and the WHO are just making up claims.

Almost forgot... Vaccines can cause side effects = Guns can cause accidental deaths.

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User dialled his PC into a permanent state of 'Brown Alert'

MisterHappy

Silent laptops

Going back a few years one of the Toshiba laptop models (Tecra A2 I think) had a volume control dial on the side of the casing, in just the right place for it to be dialled to 0 when pulling the laptop from the bag. Because the were lightweight for the time they were popular with execs & said execs demanded a visit instead of going through the usual help desk script.

Cue a technician turning up and rotating the little dial slightly to 'fix' the problem.

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Abolish the Telly Tax? Fat chance, say MPs at non-binding debate

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Re: Pay-Per-View?

So if I stop using my car I don't have to tell anyone? It can sit on the drive with no insurance and I don't have to pay any vehicle excise duty? Why am I forced to tell the council when I move house?

If you are going down that route, why do I pay for libraries I don't use, swimming pools I don't go to and many of the other council 'amenities' I have no interest in?

It's £11 a month... and if it's 'The principle of the thing' then have a look at how much Channel 4 and, I think, ITV get from the licence fee because they also get a cut.

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Pay-Per-View?

After reading a lot of the comments I am left wondering what people want, some are saying that Netflix is just as good, if not better (no mention of Amazon though). Some are talking about only paying for what you watch & using a subscription only model.

All well and good but when I had Nexflix I paid a flat fee every month and could choose from their offerings, kind of like paying the TV license fee and choosing what broadcast TV I watch.

As for Sky, again the amount of dross that you don't watch will outweigh what you do & there are probably 6 people watching 'Duck Dynasty' at 3am on Discovery+1 but everyone not watching is still paying if they have the basic package.

I am not a huge fan of the BBC but I find that £11 for the few things I want to watch is still better value than the £40 (ish) I pay to Sky for a similar number.

Pay as you go TV doesn't seem to be offerered by anyone BTW.

And if you don't watch BBC, that's fine too, there is a process whereby you can inform the relevant people and not have to pay the license fee.

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BOFH: We're only here because they said there would be biscuits

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Re: I am so glad that pantome.com is

Is there a SFW midget scat bondage site?

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Ubuntu 'weaponised' to cure NHS of its addiction to Microsoft Windows

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Re: MS won't take this lying down

A few years back this would have been the case but one of our glorious leaders decided to 'save' the public money by cancelling the licensing agreement between UK Gov & Microsoft.

As a result each NHS Trust (and local government) have to have their own licensing agreements with Microsoft, rough estimates have put the cost of this at 3 to 4 times the cost of the original agreement.

So one Trust moving to Linux means the lost of a single medium to large customer for MS.

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MisterHappy

Re: Pipe Dream

Have an upvote, I try and get this across every time 'The NHS should buy....' comes up.

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UK hospital meltdown after ransomware worm uses NSA vuln to raid IT

MisterHappy

Re: Need a DNS Firewall

" Access to the N3 network is severely limited " - Hahahahahahahaha

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Re: Using Windows?

Someone in government decided that it would 'save money' to make each and every Trust/Surgery/Dentist etc responsible for their own budgets. There are a few NHS purchasing consortia but this is typically for consumables & not IT systems.

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Re: Using Windows?

With few exceptions the NHS is not a single large organisation, it is made up of lots and lots of Trusts & surgeries that are all responsible for their own IT systems.

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Two Sundays wrecked by boss who couldn't use a calendar

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It's all in the details

There are times when just to be arsey you can pick these contracts apart, when told I 'had' to take part in the on-call rota I chose the 4th Tuesday every month because that indicated willingness and highlighted that there was no minimum level of commitment stated.

Similar sort of thing to extra hours worked, if the contract says you may be required to work extra hours, point out that you stayed late one day in Feb 2009 and regard that as satisfying the requirements.

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The ‘Vaping Crackdown’ starts today. This is what you need to know

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Holmes

Question

Walking along the path and passing a vaper... is that less bad for me than all of the cars, trucks and busses churning out toxins and particulates?

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Brit polar vessel christened RRS Sir David Attenborough

MisterHappy

Re: Glad to see that proper British values and common sense won the day

Pretty sure Admiral Nelson would have wondered what the internet is, where the sails were & why the boat was being built from metal. Possibly thought that there was a lack of cannon on board too.

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Hollywood given two months to get real about the price of piracy

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Re: Out on a limb here

IIRC there was a case where a distributor (possibly p0rn) put a film on a torrent site & then tried to claim it had been pirated. They were told that by putting the film on the site themselves they had pretty much agreed to allow downloading & couldn't sue anyone.

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Caption this: WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

MisterHappy

'Great, hologram projector working... Next step, work on colour.'

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Apple: Samsung ripped off our phone patent! USPTO: What patent?

MisterHappy

Im sure that

My first smartphone was an XDA 2 which was pre-iPhone release & that, like many XDAs had rounded corners and a rectangular screen.

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Chill, luvvies. The ‘unsustainable’ BBC Telly Tax stays – for now

MisterHappy

Pay for what we use?

Lots of people saying how they don't watch the BBC, listen to the BBC or even check the BBC website & therefor shouldn't have to pay. Sounds a lot like the old arguments against the Council tax, 'I don't use the library, swimming pool, etc so why do I have to pay towards it?'

The license fee is £12 a month by direct debit, if you can't afford that then fair enough you should be exempt but not if you have a 60" TV, cupboards full of booze, smoke & have whatever smartphones & tablets are the latest 'in thing'.

Really fed up with the 'cant put food on the table' argument, yes there are some people who are honestly in dire straights but seeing some overweight idiot puffing on a fag while moaning about no food for their kids is getting very old.

For the record, I listen to BBC radio in the car but only about 10% of my TV viewing is the Beeb.

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Windows XP's market share grows AGAIN!

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XP not quite out of support... Yet

UK Gov negotiated an additional year of support for NHS & UK Gov offices that still had a need for XP so 'Super Extended Extra Support' doesn't finish completely until the end of this month. A whole 29 days left to finish all of those upgrades to Win 7!

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Apple patents NEVERSMASH iPHONE for fumbling fondlers

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Alert

Are we sure...

This is not a BOFH article in disguise? An "Eccentric Mass" sounds like the kind of thing the PFY would be caught doing in the back of the server room!

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Researchers: Trolls have dark tetrad of personality defects

MisterHappy

Re: So, basically

Shhh.... It's not mummy's basement, it's my Fortress of Power!

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Revenge smut bullies who send 'grossly offensive' messages WILL be prosecuted

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Re: This is a copyright issue

Have an upvote... I was gonna say the same thing.

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Whitehall and Microsoft thrashing out 1-year NHS WinXP lifeline

MisterHappy

Re: Playing the long game.

5) Start with a cost-benefit analysis of each app in use. If you can't justify the cost, it goes.

So what cost-benefit do you place on saving a life? 'X bit of kit only saved 2 lives last year - bin it'?

6) For the unsupported crapola stick it on a VM, and reverse engineer it...

Um... Wouldn't this break various laws? Just because it's not supported on Win7 or Linux means it's ok to reverse engineer it?

So, my Trust has a dev team as you suggest, in collaboration with every other trust we re-write everything we need to it's all open source. Then a blood-gas analyser breaks & the company refuses to touch it because we are not running their drivers or software.

Oh, lets not forget that budgets are being cut and apparently public sector workers are hugely overpaid as it is so your "Pay them >=2x the graddy salary contract style on a 3 month rolling basis" idea would never happen unless you were happy to cut staff elsewhere. Oh yes, we can cut it from the dept that failed the cost-benefit part of the process.

Try working in the sector, using spit and baling wire to hold ropey systems together because there just isn't anything else that does the job. We know it's a problem, we know it's not sustainable but whos life do you want to make that little bit worse by deciding X system is not worth running anymore?

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Deja Vu all over again

Posted this when they first talked about the & the comments were mostly the same so...

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I work in a large NHS trust, we have over 100 individual departments, 9000 staff and 8000+ PCs and laptops. When shouting about 'How dare they?' please bear in mind that there is no single vendor for everything.

When working out how many discrete applications we were using we moved them into categories of 'want, need & site-wide' before testing. Of these, many of the site-wide applications had been brought up to date and were able to be moved without an issue. If an application was in the 'want' category and did not work on Win7 then the dept or individual was consulted and an alternative was worked out.

The main problem is with the applications and drivers that are needed for individual departments, some of these areas are extremely specialised and may only have one or two suppliers. Hearing aid testing equipment is one example, blood gas analysers are another, some of these machines can cost £100,000+ so 'buy from another vendor' is not a valid possibility.

Some web based applications will work using compatibility mode but others will not, there are problems with getting some NHS wide applications with Win7 64bit as well.

So yes we are migrating but unless you can decide which departments we should close until the vendors bring all software and drivers up to date there will be areas that still rely on XP for a while longer.

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If 'The NHS' will do all of this work for me I'd be happy to but it is not a thing or a person, it is an entity with many many independent branches, each with their own budget & strategy, all trying to save money to meet with the latest 'Public spending cuts'.

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Not sure if you're STILL running Windows XP? AmIRunningXP.com to the rescue!

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Facepalm

Good old Microsoft

Can't even get that right, sent this around the office and my colleague checked out our 'legacy' testing PC.

Windows XP SP2 using IE8... 'You are not running XP'

*sigh*

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