* Posts by jmkni

7 posts • joined 7 Mar 2014

Accused hacker Lauri Love loses legal bid to reclaim seized IT gear

jmkni

Re: He's telling prospective employers he's a big troublemaker...

If he was that talented he would already have a job.

5.5in iPhone 6, iWatch hypegasm: What will Apple reveal - BE the rumour

jmkni

Re: meh...

You must have a family or something...

Clock ticking for Surface 3 as Microsoft preps for globo-launch

jmkni

So is Windows RT officially dead?

I don't see an ARM version of the new surface!

Robot cars to hit Blighty in 2015

jmkni

You might say they are

...cable cars?

I'll get my coat

China in MONOPOLY PROBE into Microsoft: Do not pass GO, do not collect 200 yuan

jmkni

The 90's called

Ok so I can't think of a good 90's called joke in regards to anti-trust lawsuits, but you get the idea

Apple orders huge MOUNTAIN of 80 MILLION 'Air' iPhone 6s

jmkni

As a Moto G user

£100 sim free, does everything I want it to do, why would I want anything more?

Apple to grieving sons: NO, you cannot have access to your dead mum's iPad

jmkni

Re: Well done

"If you wish not to have your family see your private stuff after you're dead, then don't make them executors of your will. Pick a friend instead."

That's a pretty catchy slogan.

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