* Posts by Jess

1239 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jul 2007

El Reg user forum opens to public, HTML for all (mostly)

Jess

What about handling html plus markdown?

Surely it can't be hard to make both work?

Though the conventions I would prefer are those from text email:

/italic/

*bold*

_underlined_

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Horny VIKING MICE raped and pillaged Euro pipsqueaks

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Re: Imagine the shame

It always winds them up when you point this out.

Extended software support 'immoral and indefensible'

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Re: What about the cost of upgrading ?

> then why should a customer demand the right to have access to the source code just because they don't want to upgrade?

There is a relatively simple way for a company to avoid this, if such rules were introduced. Keep a current supported core of code. Upgrades give more features, which earlier buyers would not have access to.

West Yorkshire Gay Police Association in email list leak FAIL

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Surely a poorly designed email program?

A sensible design would warn if there were a lot of CC'd contacts, for this very reason.

1,600 pubs and bars to get free Wi-Fi

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Will it require a stupid authentication page?

If it does it is of little use to many devices.

Devices without a suitable browser are locked out.

You also can't have the device just connect without intervention.

(e.g. the phone can't just switch to UMA in your pocket. Which is a major fail in areas of weak signal)

Boffins unlock gorilla genome, find lazy sperm gene

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Re: Do we know enough about gorilllas?

I bet if they sat at a desk all day and spent the evenings in front of a TV eating junk food they would have heart attacks.

Ubuntu for Android: Penguins peck at Nokia's core problem

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Re: Elop wrong?

Actually I want a phone that *is* a tiny computer. I rarely use the phone function (other than for internet.).

But one big reason I don't really want an expensive tablet or laptop, is that I get mobile phone insurance with my bank account, not tablet or laptop insurance.

BlackBerry PlayBook OS gets RIM spit 'n' polish

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Re: Potentially history repeating

IBM made the choice not to fully implement the win32 api, had they done so history might have been somewhat different.

Resellers smack down Microsoft's 'single-digit' price rise claim

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Did they state the single digit was in decimal?

or hex?

Google-hosted blogs to be censored on country-by-country basis

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I suspect TOR will far become more popular due to SOPA etc.

Hmm. It just occurred to me, maybe SOPA and others are just a plan to bring democracy to all the dodgy dictatorships and oppressive regimes round the world.

Death of IE6 still greatly exaggerated, says browser hit squad

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let IE6 apps run inside proper browsers (such as FF

as IETab does? (assuming you still have IE 6 installed)

Kelihos botnet BACK FROM THE DEAD

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@They should do nothing of the sort

From an old copy of the EULA:

"You acknowledge and agree that Microsoft may automatically check the version of the Product and/or its components that you are utilizing and may provide upgrades or fixes to the Product that will be automatically downloaded to your Workstation Computer."

This is precisely the sort of thing that would be a valid use of this clause.

And how is telling the machines to look elsewhere for commands any different, other than the size of change?

RIM restyles next-generation BlackBerry

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does it freeze up a lot?

like my 9700

Surprise: Neil Young still hates digital music

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shannon

> Another lesser problem with signals resulting from D->A conversion is the sampling noise at frequencies above 22.1kHz - while inaudible to adults it may affect the performance of equipment that was designed on the

That is a problem, but the frequencies above 22Khz are not passed on to the amplifier (on any decent equipment) the problem is that the level of filtering required causes phase distortions in the frequencies you want to keep. This is solved by digital oversampling, shifting the unwanted frequencies to 98 KHz and above.

> But these three effects pale into insignificance when compared with the destruction wreaked by modern dynamic range compression.

Yes.

> Although the technical performance of CD is better than vinyl, the debate still rages

This will probably be down the fact the majority of harmonic distortion in a vinyl system is even harmonics, and therefore musically related to the original frequency (i.e. the same note an octave higher, for example), D-A distortion is more odd order harmonics, which just sound wrong. (Which is also true for valve vs. transistor).

However I doubt this is an issue in any decent quality D-A from the last decade or newer.

Also on a decent vinyl system pops and clicks actually have a position in the stereo sound field and can be ignored just as a noise in the room can.

RIM's cartoon superheroes inspire caustic Tweet-storm

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Re: Their abnormally large heads indicate hydrocephalus.

That couldn't possibly be caused by exposure to EM radiation at too early an age could it?

Jess

re: 7-13 year old market

I think you'll find that market (which in the next five years will be 13-18 year olds) is the only place they are making good headway. (Possibly only in the UK).

Jess

Biggest fail is that

I couldn't actually view it on the Bold's browser.

Media groups propose anti-piracy 'code of practice' for UK search

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where a site has been found by a court to be substantially infringing

That's a step forward, from just being accused.

Dumb salesmen are hurting us – Nokia CEO

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Yes. I have

But today I saw him with an iPhone. he'd returned the Lumia because it has to few apps to be any use to him.

(The only good thing about the old WinCE was all the apps, if they are gone, then what is the point?)

MS, Intel challenged over Windows 8 tablet prices

Jess

Why would anyone want an *intel* based tablet?

Most intel windows programs are designed for keyboard and mouse use. (I tried the XP windows tablets and they were appalling and the poor users generally used them with keyboards, except when they wanted to appear as though they were in Start Trek).

So if you aren't tied into legacy apps, then you don't want to be tied into a legacy processor.

You want arm battery life.

And why would anyone buy them unless they are half the price of an iPad?

US killer spy drone controls switch to Linux

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Re: I would rename it to something that I would expect to be on the whitelist

That certainly was the case a few years ago. I renamed certain admin tools to word.exe, etc. (I was in the IT department, not a hacker, BTW) and logged in as a normal use on a "locked down" citrix system. They ran (within the limits of the account).

One would *hope* that this is no longer the case (digital signing like on a PS3).

Banana war: Velvet Underground shoots holes in Apple bag

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re: everyone had to turn the things on to know which one was theirs.

That'll be why they need cases with Bananas (etc) on.

Ultrabook, tablet shipments to surge

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Does that include MacBook Air?

If so Apple must be pleased.

If not, then perhaps the price might be going down to below MBA - $100

LG preps '14in screen in 13in chassis' Ultrabook

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$99

less than a MacBook Air no doubt.

Samsung Ultrabook specced up by retailer

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For $99 more

you could buy a Macbook air

Nokia Ace to launch from $100m mountain of ad cash

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features

Do the new Nokias retain the SIP facility of the later Symbian phones?

Will the Ace have a battery life to match Symbian phones?

We already know that it won't run either either the huge number of old Win Mo wince apps (or the Symbian ones obviously)

I would love to replace my BB with an N8, but certainly not a WinMO device.

Looks like Android or remaining with BB are the sensible choices.

Microsoft celebrates the death of IE6

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> They are effectively screwed - they can't upgrade the browser because the web services won't run on the new versions, and they can't upgrade a given web utility because the upgraded/replacement version won't run on the IE6 that everybody has.

Fortunately there is a solution (partial at least) with chromeframe, at least for sites with the correct header or tag.

Although I was surprised that youtube reported that ie 6 with chromeframe was out of date. Why can't they use their own products?

Boffins drill into human language by terrifying chimps with vipers

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monkeys ???

I think a quick edit might be needed

Why there's real hope for webOS - if HP is committed

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i thought it was because

Microsoft paid Nokia to kill it.

Everyone I know with an N8 loves it.

SCADA vuln imperils critical infrastructure, feds warn

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Die Hard 4.0

Wasn't this sort of thing pretty much central to the plot?

Bruce should have time to save us before that asteroid arrives.

Typosquatters set up booby-trapped High Street names

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Noscript

Shouldn't noscript neutralize pretty much all the dangers?

Chrome is the most secured browser - new study

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Opera?

So how can this be credible without a mention of opera?

Don't buy my new £210 box set - Elvis Costello

Jess

Don't totally agree

> Roy Orbison - fat, cloying warbler.

He was a bloody good singer, I wasn't too impressed with the songs he chose to sing though.

> Paul McCartney - Wings and the Frog Chorus, need I say more?

The Frog Chorus Rocks.

> Bruce Springsteen - pub singer who made it because they're are no pubs in the US

I have to give you that one.

WinPho sceptics cut Lumia 800 sales estimates in half

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6 hours battery life - 'nuff said.

I just saw one. I asked about the battery life. 6 hours.

With the old Symbian phones one would expect several days.

Nokia's next Windows Phone leaked in dev ad

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Battery Life?

sip support?

Apple plugs iTunes Ghost Click hole

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Seems like the core of a good idea.

> You'd get 7 ppl complaining they couldn't use their preferred DNS server, but it wouldn't affect VPN users and any "normal" users.

All that is needed is a whitelist of known good DNS servers. e.g. opendns

Microsoft moving embedded systems to Windows 8

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FAIL

Are Microsoft really trying to make all those films ...

... where hackers take control of all sorts of devices, a technical reality?

Full system?

3 months?

Just the core maybe, (because lets face it, it must be pretty good, to work at all with all the crap they bog it down with.)

Mozilla promises more speed with Firefox 9 beta

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Getting Ridiculous.

Although I use firefox (well Palemoon and tenfourfox, usually) because of the add-ons, I've preety much given up recommending it to PC users, and normally recommend Opera to a typical domestic user, and chrome for a business user. Palemoon is good for power users on PCs. Tenfourfox is very useful for PowerPC OS X users. Chrome seems best on low power linux boxes.

I know of several Firefox users still using 1.5 2 or 3.x due to Mozilla dropping support for their platforms.

Bloke gets wedding tackle trapped in ring

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South HAMPTON

hehe

Massive PC shortages to hit this Xmas

Jess

big deal.

Just ship them with a lower price tag a drive bay and an OS install/upgrade disk and let people use their old drive.

Report: Popular CAPTCHAs easily defeated

Jess

WIsh there was a browser add-on to do that

so you can actually get past the damn things

Nokia dips toe in free Wi-Fi waters, again

Jess

I guess it isn't free for wifi phones

if you need to click through stuff.

Survey: Future IT guys will 'crowd-source' to fix stuff

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WTF?

Someone obviously has no idea how incredibly inefficient the movie industry is.

I can't see anyone who has experience of it, using it as a role model.

BlackBerry stumbles to feet, full of apologies

Jess

What was really annoying ...

... (and also happened when I went abroad) was that a load of apps refused to work on wifi, because even then (for no good reason) they are still routed through BIS.

This flaw is the thing most likely to make me change.

Had this design flaw not existed, I would not have lost a day's work dues to not receiving a message. (unfortunately the backup message was sent to my old mobile, which I didn't have with me.)

It is ridiculous that when BIS fails (or is BLOCKED due to being in the wrong country) the functionality is less than a standard smartphone on only wifi.

So the question is, do I try and get an N8 or go for Android?

Starbucks extends gratis Wi-Fi to UK

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Does it have the crap login requirements like McDonalds?

This makes the system a pain, you have to log in to use it. (And it doesn't even work reliably with all devices)

I went on holiday to Belgrade, earlier in the year. All the hotspots there just worked. Just connect, and that's it.

Apple victorious: Courts deny hackintosher's final plea

Jess

Why didn't they just fit their kit..

.. into old G3, G4, etc cases?

Then they would have been upgrades.

Firefox devs mull dumping Java to stop BEAST attacks

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Couldn't they make TLS 1 and Java mutually exclusive?

Enable one and the other is disabled unless you tick a disclaimer.

Jess

Any place using citrix probably wont be using firefox.

Since citrix would use java to connect for home users from their own machine, 25% of them are likely to be using firefox.

In machines controlled by the IT department, they would be using the citrix client (whether via PNA or a web interface) so java would be immaterial.

(Posted from a site that uses citrix and has lots of firefox installs)

Reebok used 'very fit woman' in buttock-related deception

Jess

You actually bought those shoes? Yoga too?

You need something to even out weight training and high impact aerobic classes.

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WTF?

Seems a bit unfair.

Assuming the things work like MBTs.

I've been wearing a pair (of MBTs) on and off for about 18 months, and they definitely have a positive effect.

Currently I have a 45 minute walk to and from work, and I would estimate that a week of this is about equivalent to an hour's yoga. (Focused on the lower back and backs of legs.) Obviously going for a walk in them is not a sensible alternative to the gym, but when it is otherwise dead time, it is worth the effort.

I don't regret spending the £130 on the pair (and I'm a tight git).

Fortunately I don't have an arse like that girl in the advert, because despite the name I am male.