* Posts by Zog_but_not_the_first

1820 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Feb 2014

Google robo-car in rear-end smash – but cack-handed human blamed

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Trollface

It's a game

And much more fun without the bendy pole on the back of the car and the chicken wire overhead..

Neil Young yanks music from streaming services: 'Worst audio in history'

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"@1980s_coder: That's quite an interesting link; thanks for posting it."

Echo from me. Top boffinery and a refreshing antidote to the crap published on this kind of topic.

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He has a point

Many streaming offerings are inferior to a 1970s student's kit.

Less of the clicks and pops, of course.

Happy NukeDay to you! 70 years in the shadow of the bomb post-Trinity

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Devil

What worries me...

Is the whereabouts of all the nukes that were stationed in the former USSR. Have they been safely gathered and decommissioned? Are they still in their silos, rotting? Are any missing and if so, where did they go?

Everything I see is Windows 10, says Microsoft's SatNad

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Facepalm

Re: SadNads

Nostalgic for Balmer. Who'd have thunk it?

I do feel that Win 7 might be the high-water point.

Run Windows 10 on your existing PC you say, Microsoft? Hmmm.

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IT Angle

I'm puzzled...

... by this creeping tendency to talk of "apps" on desktop (and laptop) machines. Do the writers mean programs, or are "apps" radically different in some way?

Given that the terminology is ported from smartphones I guess an app is something that executes a hopefully useful function while slurping your personal data and uploading it to the land of fluffy kittens and unicorns "cloud", while a program does something useful without being a nosey parker.

Nokia will indeed be back 'making' phones – and it's far from a foolish move

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Microsoft suspends Windows 10 new-build downloads ahead of launch

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Windows

So...

Ready to start the beta testing phase then.

New Horizons mission to Pluto prepares for terrifying silence on Tuesday AM

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The best

The very best.

Mathematician: sunspot could mean mini ice age from 2030

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WTF?

Re: "Mediaeval astronomers working in the years 1645 to 1715..."

Downvote?

Is it coz I'm ageist?

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Joke

Re: Perhaps he was confusing it with

Nights in Prestatyn

Never reaching the end

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Trollface

"Mediaeval astronomers working in the years 1645 to 1715..."

They must have been getting on a bit.

Natural geothermal heat under Antarctic ice: 'Surprisingly high'

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Boffin

Heat balance

I've always been puzzled that little debate seems to include the "hot interior" when discussing climate change. Heat loss presumably drives things like tectonic activity (convective plumes?) and the geological record suggests that the planet has gone through phases of intense volcanic activity followed by quiescent times.

Heated outside by the sun and inside by something else (radioactive material??) - what's the heat balance look like?

On yer bike: Hammerhead satnav for cyclists – just don't look down

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Re: The title is no longer required.

@Lusty

Nice though the Garmins are, this device could solve a serious problem - navigating in the rain. Add rain covered screen with rain speckled eye protection and it's a tough job with a Garmin. LED prompts would be a significant benefit.

Google makes new hires ONE pay offer. 'Negotiation'? What's that?

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Trollface

Google's winning hand

"You'll find our offer very competitive. Now, about your Internet browsing history..."

PLUTO SPACE WHALE starts to give up its secrets

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Pint

Re: Call me simple

Simple I am.

In mitigation...

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Go

Call me simple

But the very fact that Pluto is round must make it a planet. All the comets and asteroids are knobbly and stuff.

Pan Am Games: Link to our website without permission and we'll sue

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What do you MEAN, 'Click on the thing which looks like a Mondrian?'

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Trollface

Never mind

Uber to the rescue, with its fleet of highly-trained employees entrepreneurs mugs.

Trebles all round: The BBC's won this licence fee showdown

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WTF?

Dazed and confused

To take up the "drive-by shooting" metaphor, I had expected a (small) majority Conservative Government to approach the BBC at Charter renewal time and deliver "two to the heart and one to the head".

Instead, the hit man seems to have tossed them a brown envelope and sped off saying "You ain't seen me, right!"

I cannae dae it, cap'n! Why I had to quit the madness of frontline IT

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Obligatory Dilbert

All of them!

A quarter of public sector IT workers have never used the cloud

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Windows

Resisting the temptation to regurgitate my previous witterings on this, I'll be succinct.

It's a expression used by wankers.*

* Unless you are questioning the use of the expression, commenting sarcastically etc.

'Real' vampires reluctant to 'come out of the coffin' to social workers – barmy prof

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Happy

Re: 'real' vampires

You swine! Beat me to it!

Greek PM Alexis Tsipras brings the EU to its knees

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Trollface

For an opener?

THIS. IS. STRASBOURG!

Canuck chump cuffed over helium balloon flying chair stunt

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Joke

Up!

Without the annoying dog.

Pluto probe brain OVERLOAD: Titsup New Horizons explained

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Boffin

Re: This is proper engineering

Earth's gravity? {cough}Lagrange Point{cough}

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Coat

For a moment...

I thought it might be one of those pesky AE-35 units. Very unreliable.

Mine's the spacesuit but I seem to have forgotten my helmet.

The Scientific Secrets of Doctor Who

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Boffin

What we seem to have forgotten

"Certainty is the opposite of scientific knowledge. Science as we have seen, is a provisional series of statements based on evidence and testing, with tests that can be repeated. These tests depend on doubt."

It was worth reading the review to be reminded of this very apposite quotation with respect to the modern world.

Adam Smith was right about that invisible hand, you know

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Devil

Re: Congratulations

"Of course some of his predictions are looney tunes ....like, say, the idea that monopoly capitalism is inevitable, rather than just something to be aware of and thus avoid."

Actually..

Google's Cardboard cutout VR headgear given away GRATIS by OnePlus ... SELLS OUT

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Boffin

Cardboard, just cardboard

But plenty of chumps intelligent people probably missed out on the deal wisely declined the scam as the headset has now sold out to those more cerebrally challenged.

Will rising CO2 damage the world's oceans? Not so much

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Windows

Limestone

There is a lot of carbon dioxide fixed into limestone deposits. How did that happen, and are the mechanisms and circumstance applicable to the current situation?

Just askin'.

Facebook unveils SECRET logo furtle – in a TWEET

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Meh

Zzzz.

World+dog will soon watch 'at least 200 pr0n vids a year'

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Childcatcher

Won't somebody...

... think of the dog?

Teaching people to speak English? You just need Chatroulette without the dick pics

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Trollface

'ello Mister Tim

I think you very handsum man...

Yikes! Facebook will run on TELEPATHY, thinks Zuck, in Q&A

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Happy

Twitter foreseen?

" the Belcerebons of Kakrafoon Kappa in Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, who were cursed with telepathy and had to chatter tweet incessantly to hide their thoughts"

Apple's mystery auto project siphoning staff from other divisions

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Gimp

Presumably...

An Apple self-driving car would hover six feet above the ground and look down at the rest of us.

Why OH WHY did Blighty privatise EVERYTHING?

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Boffin

While we're talking about money...

How do the books balance out given the one-time cash intake to the Treasury from privatisation plus the avoided cost (year on year) of running the nationalised organisations? Why weren't the recipient Govs rolling in it?

Or have these aspects been forgotten as Thatcher conveniently neglected to mention the bonanza of North Sea oil revenue and its contribution to the exchequer?

(Yes, I woke up grumpy today)

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Re: Well

A monopoly is a monopoly in the public hands or in private. However a private company can be regulated and bribe lobby for deregulation and consolidate its position....

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Re: Cui bono?

This. Exactly. It's no good arguing that "economic theory dictates etc., etc" when we all know that the game is rigged, the tables tilted.

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Meh

Re: Thoughts

In an economist's ideal world, perhaps. Sadly (very sadly) the only private sector initiatives that seem to be operating in the ravaged town and villages of the north are those pedalling class A drugs, white sliced bread and high strength cider.

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Thoughts

Thanks Tim. Thought provoking stuff. As one of the commentards who requested this piece, I feel duty-bound to reply. I posted some thoughts on this a while ago and have reproduced them below with a couple of extra comments.

"One significant piece of the puzzle when considering the economics of the post-war economy vs current fiscal performance is the role of the Nationalised Industries.

These are generally assumed to be "industrial dinosaurs" characterised by bureaucracy and inefficiency; both of which are, to a degree, deserved criticisms. But leaving aside the technological developments that have, and would have (in can be argued), benefitted all players, is BT really more efficient than the GPO?

These industries played an important part in maintaining the nation's infrastructure, addressing long-term strategic issues as well as the day-to-day supply of electricity/gas/telecoms etc. We are currently dangerously close to rolling power cuts from the privatised electricity supply industry, where the Government's only response is to bribe the private operators to keep plant open. Contrast that situation to the CEGB's role in operating and maintaining capacity and planning for and providing future power plant. Which is better?

An underreported aspect of the Nationalised Industry structure was the provision of hundreds of thousands of well-paid jobs, putting money into local communities. Through an enlightened policy of the self-improvement of staff through apprenticeships and part-time education students were given the chance to reach their potential. This, I believe, was an important contributor to increased social mobility in the past.

I'm not advocating the establishment of a "command and control" economy, but I do think there is a valuable debate to be had on the benefits of a return to a mixed economy that includes modern state-owned and run industries. The argument against this is usually one invoking globalisation. I travel a fair bit for business and pleasure but I'm not a "Citizen of the World". I live in a village, my family and friends are generally within a few hours drive and I get provisions from local shops, eat in local restaurants and drink in local pubs. The benefits of globalisation to international capital are easy to see, but it's increasingly hard to see them for ordinary people. Unless you think the accumulation of landfill tat makes it all worthwhile.

We had the chance recently to compare the benefits of a private industry's operation of a utility with a modern state-owned alternative in the franchise award for the East Coast line operation. Directly Operated Railways, which had been doing a sterling job of running the operation, was not allowed to bid. Dogma dictated that the operation must return to the private sector. A great pity, I think."

There are many comments about the highly regulated and bureaucratic nature of the old nationalised industries. To be fair, there was scope for some sharpening up but these systems were put in place to prevent fraud. Accounting practices in the private sector (e.g. share swaps) seem set up to facilitate it.

Giant male member spontaneously ejaculates over Norway

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WTF?

What???

What???????

Apple apes Microsoft with iPhone BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

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Gimp

It isn't...

... your phone. It's Apple's.

Microsoft's new mission statement: It's all about doing MAGICAL THINGS

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Angel

Then again...

Reframing as a religion didn't do Apple any harm..

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Foie gras

There's a difference in seeing something a company offers and deciding to take it up, and having it rammed down your throat. Yes, I'm thinking about the cloud.

Apple pulls Civil War games in Confederate flag takedown

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Meh

Principled stand?

Or just "Whistling Dixie"?

Hi-res audio folk to introduce new rules and weed out impure noises

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Devil

Meanwhile...

In a record media executive's office strewn with empty drinks bottles and drug paraphernalia...

ME 1 "They've stopped again"

ME2 "Stopped what?"

ME1 "Buying our shit stuff"

ME2 "We need...."

ME1&2 "A NEW FORMAT!"

Courtney Love in the crossfire! Paris turns ugly over Uber

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Paris Hilton

An opportunity missed for humourous wordplay

Had it been Paris and not Courtney.

Will a data centre be driving your car in 12 years' time?

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Big Brother

Will a datacentre be driving your car in 12 years' time?

Nope!

Microsoft releases free Office apps for half of all Android phones

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FAIL

Re: Free keyboard?

This.

A short note, maybe, but the concept of developing a spreadsheet (or even using one) on a phone is bizarre.